Complaint Box

No poop and a cold

Anonymous — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:45:29 +0000

I have not pooped in 4+days I also have a cold

FU

Anonymous — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:45:20 +0000

I hate you

small junk

Anonymous — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:32:25 +0000

hi, i am cam i have a 2.45 inch weiner. i put in the microwave to cook and because it was too small, it burned. my weiner got really crispy but i still ate it. the outer skin was crusty but it was hot and juicy just like the weiner bag said. please help me get a bigger weiner to cook. thank you

i hate biscuits

Anonymous — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:32:01 +0000

biscuits sucks…i hate it

Being popular

Anonymous — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:31:01 +0000

Popular

I hate the bitch next to me

Anonymous — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:30:45 +0000

So i am complaining because the prostitute next to me wont turn down her music she needs to shut the f up and turn her gosh damn music down

keeping my hoes in check.

I hate deer

Anonymous — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 23:52:44 +0000

Why can’t hunters just kill them all? I damn near took out a small herd of deer crossing the road with my car the other night. Seriously, there was a good 8-10 deer there!

chomping on gum

Anonymous — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:35:56 +0000

Have you ever sat by someone in the movies or maybe in the doctors office, and they just sit there and chomp their gum as loud as they can? Well I have. the one thing that really irks me is when they spit it out and they put another piece in and start chewing away. What they don’t realize is that its pissing everybody off. But there are some that know there making everybody pissed and they just dont care. I remember a time when me, my best friend, and his girlfriend went to the movies. We went to se Furious Five. Well shes just one of those people that wont shut their mouth while chewing gum. I leaned over to my friend and said “dude shut your chick up, im trying to watch this.” and he says, “come on man dont start something cause then were all just gonna get kicked out.” so I said “what if we went out to eat and she wasnt chewing with her mouth closed? You would think its freaking disgusting wouldnt you?” So he told her to stop chewing and everything was fine after that. I still hate her cause everytime she sees me she still does it.

DTV box for the TV

Anonymous — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:14:21 +0000

I want to know whose idea it was to add that box for the TV. I can’t afford cable and ever so often my clear TV messes up where I can’t hear the good part and writing comes across the TV where I can’t see. We need to go back to the old way. And I really can’t afford buy a new TV on senior citizen income. I retired 2 months ago, and can’t enjoy my TV. Does anyone else feel the way I do.

mentos

Anonymous — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:13:59 +0000

i got a pack of mentos and it was suppose to be all mint because thats what i paid for and i open it up and its all fricken purple and fruity and i hate fruity things