Undercover Condoms Deal of the Month: 15% off V-Spot Vibrating Condom Ring 5-Pack

We don’t normally write about toys on this blog but you may have noticed a Vibrating penis Ring whilst browsing the condoms at your local store and been a little unsure as to if you should try one.

Well the obvious answer to that is “Why Not? But of course you may want to know a little more info about it before parting with your hard earned cash.

The concept is very simple. A vibrating penis ring is a disposable plastic ring that fits over your penis and holds a small battery. When you turn the little blighter on it starts vibrating and can give both you and your partner an extra special orgasm during sexual intercourse or even foreplay.

Simple but highly effective and some couple report that it’s an absolute scream!

As always we recommend that you buy all of your condoms and love making supplies online. You can get the best prices and things will be delivered securely and discreetly. We recommedn Undercover Condoms and luckily for the month of September (2009) they are having a promotion of their V-Spot Vibrating Penis Ring 5 Parks. Just click the link below and you can get 15% off. Awesome deal and well worth trying!

Undercover Condoms Deal of the Month:

15% off V-Spot Vibrating Condom Ring 5-Pack

Please drop a comment and let us know how much you and your partner enjoyed using them.

Most condoms available on the market today are made from a rubber derived substance called latex. Latex is extremely flexible and can be very strong even when made extremely thin. So it was the absolute perfect choice for manufacturers to use for condoms.

However just like everything, some people are allergic to latex and if this is the case then sexual interaction can be very unpleasant for the partner allergic to this the latex.

Luckily many trusted manufactures have come up with some alternative non latex condoms. If you are female or male and allergic to latex or maybe just do not like the feel of it then I highly suggest that you carry some around with you.

Are non latex condoms as safe as latex condoms?

This is debatable but we say it’s better than not having a condom at all so no matter what the result if you cannot use latex condoms then you should always use non latex condoms. Some people report that non latex condoms are more likely to break and slip off. The NHS did a short report on this and it can be found here.

I personally have not tried non-latex condoms but do plan to do so soon. Most major brands have an option. You should be able to get them from your local pharmacy but I always suggest that you buy online. We recommend Undercover Condoms.

Here are some of the non latex options available.

Durex Avanti Bare $6.95 / 6-Pack	Trojan SUPRA Lubricated $1.95 / 1-Pack 11 Ratings	Lifestyles Skyn Non-Latex Condom $9.95 / 12-Pack 9 Ratings	Trojan Natural Lamb Lubricated $8.95 / 3-Pack 92 Ratings
Variety Non-Latex Sampler $7.95 / 3-Pack

The main reason to avoid unprotected sex for many is pregnancy but many people caught short in the moment of passion will take the risk and more often than a preganant person the result is a sexually transmitted illness that could be fatal. HIV, Herpes and most STI’s can be transmitted by not much more than the penis touching the walls of the vagina so keep these images alive when thinking of skipping the use of a condom.

We believe that Male, Female, Transgendered, Gay, Bi, Straight you should Always carry a condom with you. Make sure it’s in a safe place where it cannot get pierced and that you know how to put a condom on so you don’t look stupid in the moment!

If you want to have sex without a condom because you think it may feel better then I suggest that you look into the ultrathin condoms offered by the major brands. Here are some that we think would work great:

Trojan Thintensity

Durex Extra Sensitive

Lifestyles Ultra Thin

Let us know which condom you like to use.

The procedure is very simple and once you have done it a few times it will be second nature. I would even advise doing it alone at home if worried about being embarrassed in the crucial moment!

A condom is an amazing thing but is also very delicate. So be careful to store the condom where it cannot be pierced. Make sure it is not past it’s expiry date adn when opening ot be careful to not rip a hole through the condom… For these reasons always carry a spare or two!

It’s also worth knowing that some types of lubricant can damage the normal latex condoms so only use lubricants that are water based. KY and Astroglide are perfect. Oil-based lubricants such as butter, vegetable oils or petroleum jelly often damage latex and can make a condom ineffective.

How to Put on a Condom

Every package of condoms is supplied with detailed instructions for care and use. Always read these and always check the expiry date. Never use condoms that are past their expiry date.

1. Put the condom on before your penis touches your partner’s vagina or anus. Fluid (pre cum) can be excreted before and after you ejaculate. This fluid could potentially pass on sexually transmitted infections and could cause pregnancy.

2. Never ever use a condom more than one time. Always use a new one from the packet for each time you get erect and peach time you ejaculate. It is always worth having more condoms than you think you need…. some nights end up that way !

3. An average condom is rolled into a ring shape. They are sealed in plastic or foil. Do not tear the condom whilst removing from it’s wrapper. If it is brittle, torn or stiff or anything seems wrong throw it away immediately and start fresh with a new one.

4. Before you start to put your condom on, squeeze a few drops of lubricant inside the condom (some condoms may be sufficiently lubricated, see individual instructions).

5. If you are uncircumcised, Pull back the foreskin before starting to roll on the condom.

6. Place the rolled condom over the tip of your hard penis.

7. Leave approximately half an inch of space at the tip to collect your semen.

8. Gently pinch the air out of the tip with one hand while placing onto your penis.

9. Unroll the condom over your penis with the your other hand.

10. Roll it all the way down to the base of your penis.

11. Smooth out any air bubbles. (Friction against air bubbles can cause condom breaks.)

12. Lubricate the outside of the condom (some condoms may be sufficiently lubricated, see individual instructions).

You may want to direct your partner to these instructions. Putting on a condom can be integrated into foreplay and can be something that your partner can do for you.

It’s also advised to watch the video below so that you can see visually how to put a condom on.

Sincerely,

Condom Monologues’ Admin Team 

Love ‘em! This must be one of my favorite condoms. Never breaks. Never slips. And funny enough, according to the Durex website, these are the same size as Durex’s XXL! Oh the strange world of marketing. Which reminds me, Durex also felt the need to give a little gift in each of Love packaging, like a cereal box toy: It’s a stick-on tattoo of a mischievous devil that seems to be impersonating Cupid. Is this suppose to intice kinkiness? I think it’s a lame attempt of “interactive” marketing. Personally, I’ve never found the need for this. Fetishes can be found outside the box. Does anyone disagree?
Anyway, this condom has a minimal oder of latex, it’s smooth and very elastic, making it easy to roll on, and its sensitivity is great- very comparable to any “Ultra Sensitive” brand.

Image from Inventorspot.com

The Spray On Condom was inspired by spray-on plaster technology used in medicine.  This is how it works:  The penis is inserted into a cylinder chamber.  Then one pushes a button and a pump squirts liquid latex from all sides onto the penis in about 10 seconds (although the companies involved, Condom Consultancy with Vinicoand Qualo Design, have claimed that they can reduce the time to 5 seconds).  The rubber dries instantly once sprayed on and can be removed just like a regular condom.
Now, ”Spray On” does not necessarily mean that the absence of a wrapper will solve the mood-breaker problem some people experience.  There is a machine involved.  And according to InventorSpot, it hisses.  Instead, the theoretical advantage is that the latex will form to one’s unique shape and size, as opposed to typical condoms which are tailored to a public average of 5.7in length, 4.7in penis circumference.    
The Spray-On Condom is still going through human trails.  Reseachers remain to have problems with the latex spraying on evenly.          
   

Since the launch of Condom Monologues in late Febuary, 2008, we’ve developed many ideas for what topics and issues could be shared here.  Initially, and most importantly, Condom Monologues was created to converge our experiences and knowledges of condom sex.  As of now, our Condom Reviews and Stories have slowly grown and our Condom Size Chart (the most visited page here) has been updated to help people understand condom fitting and branding.  We have been welcomed by over 11,000 visitors and are confident that this number will increase as we begin to diversify the site.     

One aspect that we will improve is to include more information about female condoms and dental dams.  We would like to give both technical information, such as how to use condoms, how condoms should fit, and also to give more personal stories from an array of sexualities.  We want to clear some health-facts confussion, particularly on issues of lubricants and STD transmission.  Furthermore, we aim to increase the number of charted condom sizes and brands reviewed.

Other ideas are 1) Include a Condom History page, that talks about the invention of the condom technology and the folklores that have followed. 2) A Sex Education page that covers policy issues, such as the United State’s Abstinence Only Program.  3) A Condoms in Cinema page to pay tribute to all those films that acknowledge the realities of sex and “sexify” condom use. 4) A Funnies page containig condom jokes and ridiculous condom stories.       

Ideas are bursting and bustling across this website.  We absolutely need to hear your thoughts as to how to improve Condom Monologues.  What condom topics would you like to see covered here?

Thanks!  The Condom Monologues Team