Anonymously confess your most intimate secrets.Tumblr (3.0; @confessionizer)http://confessionizer.com/i gave mom a bite of my lunch. now she has oral herpes toohttp://confessionizer.com/post/65557230http://confessionizer.com/post/65557230Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:55:08 -0500I’ve helped people and saved lives, but I have no idea how to save myself.http://confessionizer.com/post/65557187http://confessionizer.com/post/65557187Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:54:54 -0500<p>Whenever I say “Oh, that’s so cute!” what I actually mean is “I hate you, get the fuck away from me, I couldn’t care less.”</p> <p>I say “Oh, that’s so cute!” a lot.</p>http://confessionizer.com/post/65260906http://confessionizer.com/post/65260906Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:04:54 -0500i think my girlfriend found out that I’m gayhttp://confessionizer.com/post/65260855http://confessionizer.com/post/65260855Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:04:37 -0500Terrible hangovers on Wednesday morning prove to me that I’m doing worse than I thought in my life. Get a grip.http://confessionizer.com/post/65260826http://confessionizer.com/post/65260826Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:04:27 -0500i don’t understand how you could love someone like her for years, but changed your mind about me in a month…she’s not yours anymore, but i wanted and still want to be…what happened?http://confessionizer.com/post/65260784http://confessionizer.com/post/65260784Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:04:13 -0500Topherchris: I would like to put this blonde wig on your head and make love to your face.http://confessionizer.com/post/63441140http://confessionizer.com/post/63441140Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:08:52 -0500im sorry that my eating disorder bothers you and that you think i should just get over it. all those times you thought i recovered, i didnt—i just got better at hiding them. i would recover, but its the only thing there, and frankly its better than having you around.http://confessionizer.com/post/62667091http://confessionizer.com/post/62667091Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:43:30 -0500hi i’m not falling out of love with youhttp://confessionizer.com/post/62667051http://confessionizer.com/post/62667051Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:43:21 -0500<p>For the past year, I’ve only ever masturbated to the thoughts of one man, a celebrity. And most of the time I’m doing it while looking at his picture. </p> <p>It makes me feel kind of creepy, honestly, but damn if it isn’t fun imagining him railing me in every position possible.</p>http://confessionizer.com/post/62283170http://confessionizer.com/post/62283170Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:56:10 -0500I never told you this, but you are truly amazinghttp://confessionizer.com/post/62272236http://confessionizer.com/post/62272236Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:18:00 -0500i read these confessions wondering if you ever wrote one about me…it hurts to know we’ll never be together and it hurts me more to realize you probably don’t think about me as much.http://confessionizer.com/post/62272212http://confessionizer.com/post/62272212Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:17:42 -0500I project independence and strength. But more than career or health, I want a man to take care of me, and I want to cook for him.http://confessionizer.com/post/62272190http://confessionizer.com/post/62272190Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:17:24 -0500I might as well go into a self induced coma and not come out until he comes home from deployment. There’s no point enjoying life when we can’t enjoy it together.http://confessionizer.com/post/62199656http://confessionizer.com/post/62199656Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:28:42 -0500I fall in love every single day. Mostly with strangers.http://confessionizer.com/post/62189997http://confessionizer.com/post/62189997Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:50:23 -0500lustI’m *still* not comfortable with you being all buddy-buddy with all of my friends when you still treat me like garbage in private. What am I going to say to my friends — “Ignore her, she’s mean to me”? Ugh. I wish I never met you.http://confessionizer.com/post/62189380http://confessionizer.com/post/62189380Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:44:23 -0500i want to take the risk with you because you are the only thing i’ve ever truly wanted…as risky as that is for me to admit.http://confessionizer.com/post/62186054http://confessionizer.com/post/62186054Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:09:17 -0500i want you to want me. that is all.http://confessionizer.com/post/62184134http://confessionizer.com/post/62184134Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:51:24 -0500I read it, even though you asked me not to. But, because of what I read, it made me like you even more. I can never share that with you.http://confessionizer.com/post/62180569http://confessionizer.com/post/62180569Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:08:22 -0500sometimes i think that maybe he killed himself because of something i did or said that made him want to die.http://confessionizer.com/post/62180565http://confessionizer.com/post/62180565Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:08:18 -0500