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Mas, neste pequeno grupo, onde todos se achavam "semi-deuses", alguém traiu as determinações divinas...</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Aí aconteceu o pior!!!!!!........</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Deus, bravo com a traição, resolveu fazer valer alguns mandamentos:</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 1º - Não terás vida pessoal, familiar ou sentimental.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 2º - Não verás teu filho crescer.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 3º - Não terás feriado, fins de semana ou qualquer outro tipo de folga.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 4º - Terás gastrite, se tiveres sorte. Se for como os demais terás úlcera.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 5º - A pressa será teu único amigo e as suas refeições principais serão os lanches, as pizzas e o china in box.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 6º - Teus cabelos ficarão brancos antes do tempo, isso se te sobrarem cabelos.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 7º - Tua sanidade mental será posta em cheque antes que completes 5 anos de trabalho;</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 8º - Dormir será considerado período de folga, logo, não dormirás.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 9º - Trabalho será teu assunto preferido, talvez o único.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 10º - As pessoas serão divididas em 2 tipos: as que entendem de contabilidade e as que não entendem. E verás graça nisso.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 11º - A máquina de café será a tua melhor colega de trabalho, porém, a cafeína não te farás mais efeito.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 12º - Happy Hours serão excelentes oportunidades de ter algum tipo de contato com outras pessoas loucas como você.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 13º - Terás sonhos, com cronograma, e não raro, resolverás problemas de trabalho neste período de sono.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 14º - Exibirás olheiras como troféu de guerra.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 15º - E, o pior........ inexplicavelmente gostarás de tudo isso...</span></span></div><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"></span></div><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10pt;"> <br /> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7260679588600771550-9119373840084677449?l=juniorcontroller.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pMc6foPmzeWSWxBtBuKqnmPfLIM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pMc6foPmzeWSWxBtBuKqnmPfLIM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pMc6foPmzeWSWxBtBuKqnmPfLIM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pMc6foPmzeWSWxBtBuKqnmPfLIM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Controller/~4/3HdByB_QNlo" height="1" width="1"/>Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15644785716080367019noreply@blogger.com1http://juniorcontroller.blogspot.com/2010/11/contador.html