Cool Things To Look At

Cool Thing To Look At: All The Juice Is Gone!!!

coolness — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 08:05:43 +0000

Cool Thing to Read: How Greeks Do Business

coolness — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:58:12 +0000

Costa (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’
Costa: ‘But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter..’
Son: ‘Well, in that case… ok’
Next Costa approaches Bill Gates.
Costa: ‘I have a husband for your daughter….’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!’
Costa: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’
Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’
Finally Costa goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Costa: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’
President: ‘But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!’
Costa: ‘But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.’
President: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’

And that my friend is how Greeks do business

Cool Picture To Look At: KoolAid Man

coolness — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:00:06 +0000

Ohhhh yeahhhhH!

Cool Picture to Look At: Emo Spock

coolness — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:44:51 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone at StumbleUpon!

coolness — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:34:09 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone!

And to everyone at StumbleUpon as well!

Thanks to the Websorcerer for this fine holiday image.

Cool Thing To Read: When Will Men Learn?

coolness — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:45:41 +0000

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, “What are you doing?”

She answers, “I’m moving to Sydney . I heard prostitutes there get
paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.”

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her
husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, “I’m coming too, I
want to see how you live on $800 a year”.

Cool Thing To Read: Bubba and the Blue Suit

coolness — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:43:19 +0000

A man who just died is delivered to a Kentucky mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks the
deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that
the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Bubba a
blank check and says, “I don’t care what it costs, but please have my
husband in a blue suit for the viewing.”

The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she
finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk
stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, “Whatever the
cost, I’m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I’m very
grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment, Bubba presents
her with the blank check. “Dere’s no charge,” he says.

“No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!”
she says. “Honestly, ma’am,” Bubba says, “it didn’t cost me a ting. You
see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in
shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue
suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a
black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he
looked nice.”

“So, I just switched the heads.”

Cool Thing to Read: Dangerous Driver

coolness — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:30:35 +0000

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.

“Is there a problem Officer?”

The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?”

The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one?”

The man responds, “I lost it four times for drink driving.”

The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”

The policeman says, “Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

The officer says, “Stole it?”

The man says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”

At this point the officer is getting stressed. “You what!?”

“She’s in the trunk if you want to see.”

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer says “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”

The man steps out of his vehicle. “Is there a problem Officer?”

The officer responds, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?”

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but a spare tire.

The officer says, “Is this your car sir?”

The man says “Yes,” and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned.

“One of my officers claims that you do not have a drivers license.” The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. “Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”

The man replies, “I bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!”

Cool Picture To Look At: Secret Aircraft Testing WWII Era

coolness — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:53:35 +0000

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Cool Video to Watch: Manamana

coolness — Fri, 18 May 2007 23:07:39 +0000

Quite possibly the most influential 2 minutes and 28 seconds in television history.