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		<title>how i can save you some money</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>linlah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[and I said...]]></category>
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		<description>George Clooney has a new movie out called The American and it&amp;#8217;s a stinker.
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		<title>all i need is this frog</title>
		<link>http://www.corn-bean.com/youre-not-the-boss-of-me-sarcasm-irony-humor/all-i-need-is-this-frog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>linlah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[you're NOT the boss of me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slow down]]></category>

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		<description>On Friday, the begining of this glorious and long anticipated three day weekend, I had to drive to the Bay area for work.   If you live in Northern Cali or are familiar with the drive to the Bay you are probably reading this and feeling very sorry for me right now, if you have no [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>strippers in the forest</title>
		<link>http://www.corn-bean.com/tied-and-binding-family-marriage-parents-children/strippers-in-the-forest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>linlah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[tied and Binding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[woodsy the owl]]></category>

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		<description>We might have headed out Friday afternoon

There may have been some inadvertent jesus along the way

There may have been a fire

Red may have spent a good portion of his first outing on lock down because he might  have  been having some public &amp;#8220;alone&amp;#8221; time with the only other boy dog in the group.

I may have held a [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>recharge your batteries</title>
		<link>http://www.corn-bean.com/youre-not-the-boss-of-me-sarcasm-irony-humor/recharge-your-batteries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>linlah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ever ready]]></category>

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		<description>I&amp;#8217;m glad your week was short it means you were busy, mine on the other hand seemed longer than usual but that&amp;#8217;s probably because I&amp;#8217;m leaving work early on Friday for some time off.
I left the above comment on someone&amp;#8217;s blog and I had to laugh at myself a little as I had been writing [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>notes are not my strong point</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>linlah</dc:creator>
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		<description>If you are in a meeting and the most important note you think you take goes something like this:
ireallywantapeanutbuttercookie
and you write it twice and you run it all together like that so the guy sitting next to you can&amp;#8217;t read it, you might be in a job that doesn&amp;#8217;t challenge your thinking.
Or you really want [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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