Cowbirds in Love

When It Happens

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 8:35:38 +0000

Hey!

No comic is going up Thursday night/Friday morning.

DEAL WITH IT.

P.S. I love you.

Bowling Ball

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 8:49:02 +0000

Where did the bowling ball go?

She split.

GET IT??!??!!??!

My Puzzle Piece

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 8:42:15 +0000

Or, as Petrarch said, we go together like ramalamalamakadingadydingdadong.

Pizza Lovers

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 10:17:17 +0000

What do you order when you need a quick meal and you are looking at Mayan step pyramids?

A Chichen Itza Pizza.

Check Your Sources

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:56:25 +0000

Is this jaded world of ethical relativism, is it still even wrong to tie women to train tracks?

I’d like to think so, but that’s only because I’m brave enough to dream.

Hat Trick

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 7:50:32 +0000

This comic is based on the number one devil related saying I know about.

The number two devil related saying is: “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

A Shadow Of My Site's Former Self

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 7:43:18 +0000

Oh!

This is a Groundhog’s Day comic, I guess.

Guess that means Winter ends at Vernal Equinox AGAIN!

Ghost Spy

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 6:44:39 +0000

Today was Hourly Comics Day, I think!

I didn’t draw any comics about my day, except for the one when a spy tried to infiltrate my ghost meeting.

Battle Scars

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 7:05:49 +0000

There is probably a Sgt. Pepper joke in here somewhere.

Cycle of Kidnapping

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 6:19:16 +0000

Admittedly, it is kind of insensitive to make fun of Stockholm Syndrome, which is a reasonably legit mental problem, but I was once kidnapped by making jokes about Stockholm Syndrome, and now I am in love with it.

I Saw the Sign

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 7:37:40 +0000

I’m surprised the store has that kind of authority, honestly.

The End of Tooth Week

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 7:04:26 +0000

Did you hear about the guy who had 6.02 x 10^23 teeth?

They were all molars?

I guess.

Great Joke

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 6:13:05 +0000

I love you.

Pac-Man Teeth

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 6:04:17 +0000

It’s hard to make friends when you eat fruit and they eat you.

Shark Teeth

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 8:50:29 +0000

So called fact knowers will point out that sharks don’t mate for life, and actually have several mates in a lifespan.

Mating isn’t the same thing as love, you idiots.