Coyle and Sharpe: The Imposters

Ep. 100: Everyone Has a Price

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 23:57:18 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe simply want to know how much your children are worth to you.

Ep. 99: Big Heads

Fri, 24 Sep 2010 21:53:39 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe ponder the implications of the newest breakthrough in cranial expansion.

Ep. 98: Housing Harry Kodiak

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 21:12:48 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe ask if anyone is willing to shelter Harry Kodiak and his family. By the way, Harry is a kodiak.

Ep. 97: Thick Head of Wheat

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:51:40 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe believe that it never hurts to have too much wheat, even if it grows on your head.

Ep. 96: Inter Protoplasm Flow

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:43:19 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe want you to exchange innards with another person. Relax, it's only for fun.

Ep. 95: Tree Killer

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:04:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe investigate the dastardly case of the tree killer.

Ep. 94: Manhunt

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:19:37 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe witness the predator become prey.

Ep. 93: Sugar Bowl

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:00:42 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe make the world a sweeter place, one human sugar bowl at a time.

Ep. 92: Energy Air

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 18:56:15 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe investigate the receptiveness of the public towards a possibly beneficial, probably harmful energy supplement.

Ep. 91: Human Rag

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:51:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe want you to do your civic duty. So get into that rag, already.

Ep. 90: Leftovers

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 01:41:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe want to meet you. Just remember to bring a trashbag filled with leftovers.

Ep. 89: Beware of South American Cruises

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 00:52:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe ask the tough questions. Like what would you do if you found yourself mixed up with a travel scam/human trafficking operation?

Ep. 88: Whirpools

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 22:09:42 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe propose a unique way to revitalize the waterfront.

Ep. 87: Feathers

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:45:14 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe inquire about feathers. Naturally.

Ep. 86: Rock Eating

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:15:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe address reports of rock eating.

Ep. 85: A Grammatical Life

Fri, 21 May 2010 18:18:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe are offering a grammatical life.

Ep. 84: Meet the Celebrity - Lorenzo Shower

Sat, 17 Apr 2010 20:33:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe would like you to meet the namesake of modern bathing, Lorenzo Shower.

Ep. 83: Tooth Decay Dramatization

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 01:51:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe try to figure out the logistics of a dramatic performance of tooth decay.

Ep. 82: Elevator Repairman

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:40:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe try to solicit the assistance of an elevator repairman.

Ep. 81: Edges

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:00:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe discuss just how important are "edges."

Ep. 80: The Brother Ants

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:00:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe roll out The Welcome Mat for a newcomer to their city.

Ep. 79: Parlez-vous Bugrabian?

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:56:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe try to overcome a language barrier.

ep. 78: The Bugrabian Refugee

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:18:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe are helping a disaster victim from the island of Bugrabia find a home in America.

Ep. 77: Manhole Living

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:00:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe are just looking for a place to live and keep their things.

Ep. 76: The Elevator Experiment

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe perform a curious experiment on an unwilling subject.

Ep. 75: Excess Management

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe pose this question to a young man: Do you really need it?

Ep. 74: Mr. Library

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to enlist a gentleman's help for "borrowing" some library books.

Ep. 73: Antimaterialists

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:40:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe just want to help a young man with the things he doesn't need.

Ep. 72: The ZebEEL

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:40:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe introduce a unique yet vicious new... pet?

Ep. 71: Mutant Creature Warfare

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:18:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe describe a secret weapon.

Ep. 70: Total Dedication

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:02:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe have an idea for an interesting art project.

Ep. 69: Human Hinges

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe describe a new kind of door.

Ep. 68: Stride Regulation

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:06:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe want to punish a man for his stride.

Ep. 67: The Pigeon Problem

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:32:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe propose a solution to the pigeon problem.

Ep. 66: Other Than Standard Methods

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:22:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe have a way for the Giants to achieve victory.

Ep. 65: Irrational Chanting

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:21:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe chant while a man reads.

Ep. 64: Motorcycle Confiscation

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:46:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe attempt to confiscate a motorcycle.

Ep. 63: Litter

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:35:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe propose a novel way of getting litter off the streets.

Ep. 62: Softball Game

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:09:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to make a man feel bad for watching softball.

Ep. 61: Book Burning

Wed, 27 May 2009 21:28:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a student to let them burn his books.

Ep. 60: Home Observation

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:03:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe use their Sounds of San Francisco series to ask a man about a home observation project they would like to conduct with him.

Ep. 59: Human Camera

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:33:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to insert a lens and film into his head in order to capture the world as a human camera.

Ep. 58: Feature Way

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:07:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe use their series Sounds of San Francisco to segue into asking a man to donate one of his facial features to a Feature Way, a bank of human facial features, to show his love for San Francisco.

Ep. 57: Insult for Improvement

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:27:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe convince a man to insult a stranger on the street in the name of civic improvement.

Ep. 56: Polylingua

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:54:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to have his brain wiped clean in order to teach him a new language called Polylingua.

Ep. 55: Lost Boys

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:42:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe add a duo of young boys to their ruse and try to convince a woman that the boys, with their instruction, have destroyed multiple homes.

Ep. 54: Sound of Shade

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:38:00 +0000

In another edition of their Sounds of San Francisco recurring segment, Coyle and Sharpe ask a man to identify the sound the shade.

Ep. 53: Interprotoplasm Flow

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:04:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe attempt to convince a man to exchange his innards with complete strangers.

Ep. 52: Underground Death Ritual

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:08:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe attempt to initiate an English gentlemen into their death cult.

Ep. 51: Tongue Removal

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to undergo experimental surgery that would remove his tongue and exchange it with a foreign person’s in order to get rid of their accent.

Ep. 50: Graveyard Living

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to live in a grave during the day, come out at night, and join their cause in taking over Los Angeles.

Ep. 49: The Human Leech

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe campaign for a man running for governor, cruelly nicknamed The Human Leech, who attaches himself to people with suction cups and sucks out their energy.

Ep. 48: Hanging From a Pole

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a seminarian to hang from a pole in the middle of an airport runway as a way of training pilots to avoid birds while flying.

Ep. 47: Finger Filters

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:00:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to get an investor for a new line of cigarette filters made of hollowed out human pinky fingers.

Ep. 46: Nicknames

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:55:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to explain to a San Francisco man the nickname, Levito, for an independent candidate for governor who has the ability to levitate.

Ep. 45: Fungus Infant

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:07:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a mother to allow her infant to take part in a radical science experiment that will cover the baby in fungus.

Ep. 44: Brain Piggy Bank

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:12:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to undergo experimental surgery in the back of their station wagon that would allow them to deposit coins inside of his brain.

Ep. 43: Merchandise Peddlers

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe attempt to seduce a local into a life of burglary, and make a dollar in the process.

Ep. 42: Antique Smashing

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:58:00 +0000

In this weeks episode Coyle and Sharpe innocently ask an antique dealer if they can smash all of his antiques.

Ep. 41: Crawfish Boat Shirt

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:44:00 +0000

In this weeks episode Coyle and Sharpe try out their own language on a very confused man.

Ep. 40: Mr. Rodent

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:10:00 +0000

This week on Coyle and Sharpe, a San Franciscan man gets the opportunity to meet the celebrity, Mr. Rodent, who is most famous for having an entire race of small creatures named after him.

Ep. 39: Traffic Control

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:03:00 +0000

This week, Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man that they are replacing a parking meter and that he has to pay them instead.

Ep. 38: The Moleman

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:02:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe confuse and bully a young man into supporting a moleman's campaign for governor.

Ep. 37: Dead Can Dance

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:43:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe talk to a local man about a scientist who makes corpses dance by installing an electronic gizmo inside of them. The local man's reaction is quite wonderful.

Ep. 36: Sandor 21

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:10:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe completely confuse a local working man by speaking in codes and gibberish.

Ep. 35: For the Benefit of Mankind

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:18:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe discuss with a native San Franciscan the appropriate level of mourning for the death of a car.

Ep. 34: You Quiero Fumar Cigarros

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:17:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe, acting as Cigar Box Investigators, prompt a cigar owner to sing a song about cigars in his native language.

Ep. 33: Mobile-o-coat

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:55:00 +0000

This week The Imposters try to convince John to wear a coat that allows travel without physical exertion. Sounds good right?

EP. 32: Human Sugar Bowl

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:37:00 +0000

This week The Imposters ask a citizen if he'd be willing to start using his skull as a sugar bowl.

EP. 31: People Movers.

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:10:00 +0000

This week Coyle & Sharp approach a moving company employee to try and figure the logistics of moving some very precious cargo.

EP. 30: Portable Radio

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:28:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe stop a man on the street and try to explain a special new advancement in radio technology.

Ep. 29: Daring But Dead

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:03:00 +0000

This week Coyle & Sharpe are looking for a star for their new film "Daring But Dead". What better place to find one than on the streets of San Francisco!

Ep. 28: French Festival

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:01:00 +0000

This week Coyle and Sharpe ask a gentleman if he would be willing to go to France under adverse conditions.

Ep. 27: Musical Animals

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:15:00 +0000

On this week's podcast Coyle and Sharpe question the humanity of using animals as musical instruments.

Ep. 26: Feast Of Patience

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:36:00 +0000

This week we hear a lovely rendition of part of the operetta 'Feast of Patience'.

Ep. 25: Dringitis

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:05:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe explore dringitis.

Ep. 24: Werewolf

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:21:00 +0000

Ep. 23: Fish People

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:37:00 +0000

The intrepid duo get a stranger's opinion on the "fish people" of California.

Ep. 22: Stench Suit

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Ep. 21: Burn Your Bag

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:37:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe attempt to get a man to let them add flame to the paper bag he is carrying.

Ep. 20: The Tire Eaters

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:55:00 +0000

Tires are food, too.

Ep. 19: Human Sugar Bowl

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:28:00 +0000

If possible, would you turn your head into a sugar bowl?

Ep. 18: Dizzy

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:00:00 +0000

The story of Coyle & Sharpe's put-on of jazz legend Dizzy Gillespie.

Ep. 17: Run Over My Hand

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:57:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe try to convince a truck driver to run them over.

Ep. 16: Vocal Projection

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:00:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe get really silly with an unsuspecting gentleman.

Ep. 15: Grevenz

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:42:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe render a man mute with the utterance of a single word: Grevenz.

Ep. 14: Human Leech

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:19:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe discuss the prospects of a 7 ft., 300 lb, antennaed leech man in San Francisco.

Ep. 13: Foot Apple

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:54:00 +0000

This week, Coyle & Sharpe talk seriously with a man about apples that grow human feet, and how he might herd them across the country.

Ep. 12: Mailman, Give Us Your Mail

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:06:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a mailman to let them deliver some mail, and promise not to do any "rifling".

Ep. 11: The Droner

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:49:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe introduce "San Francisco's newest, freshest talent: James P. Coyle, Professional Droner".

Ep. 10: Record Your Stomach

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:10:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe ask a gentleman if they can record the inside of his stomach.

Ep. 9: Smash the State

Thu, 31 May 2007 22:23:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe affect piss-poor French accents and ask an antiques dealer if they can smash his goods.

Ep. 8: Elongated Head

Wed, 16 May 2007 21:02:00 +0000

A gentleman discusses the merits and difficulties of a mechanically elongated head.

Ep. 7: Wolverine Football

Wed, 09 May 2007 18:48:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe approach a football coach about training wolverines to play football.

Ep. 6: Prison Camp

Wed, 02 May 2007 01:35:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe are looking for an attendant for their agricultural facility. He should be comfortable with control procedures and be willing to apply electrical shock if neccessary.

Ep. 5: The Ashtray

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:20:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe discuss with an Australian gentleman the possibility of growing an ashtray from his head.

Ep. 4: The Druggist

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:59:00 +0000

Coyle & Sharpe prepare for home surgery.

Ep. 3: The Plank

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:05:00 +0000

Would you cross THE PLANK?

Ep. 2: Selling Children

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:34:00 +0000

This week Coyle & Sharpe attempt to sell (or lease) two children to a young mother.

Ep. 1: Maniacs in a Living Hell

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:52:00 +0000

Coyle and Sharpe offer a San Franciscan a job in a recreation of the fires of hell.