Cracanelus Excelsior Mutandis

why you're still single and what to do about it

2025-09-30T02:00:00.000-07:00

Recently, I came across an article about a woman's attempts to date successfully at 41. There's some advice from a "dating coach" that anyone could use. Read more »

Napoleon Complex, Andrew Tate and Greta

2023-01-12T15:00:00.002-08:00

Having recently learned about a supposed study on the Napoleonic Complex / Overcompensation “thesis” I tried tracking down that study and found others, more interesting. Read more »

the OK song

2022-07-15T07:33:00.005-07:00

I'm gonna plant a 90s song in your head. It's made mostly by Kevin Krakower aka Kevi, and his "band", 1000 Clowns, which I keep remembering (when I do) as 10000 Clowns. Big difference between 1K and 10K, though the song can still be found, together with the history of it all. Read more »

the breakup game

2019-09-15T22:00:00.004-07:00

I’ve have never been good at saying good-bye of any kind, including funerals. And as a consequence, I have also avoided playing the break-up game as much as I could. Read more »

is Radu Alexandru aka piticigratis plagiarizing?

2019-08-30T08:33:00.000-07:00

We recently stumbled upon what seems to be a clear case of plagiarism in the Romanian blogosphere in articles related to “the art of seduction” or whatever that means. We publish the texts and translate them so that you can decide for yourself. Read more »

Shaming Steve Martin or Why Trump Won

2016-12-29T10:19:00.001-08:00

In his tribute to his friend Carrie Fisher, Steve Martin dares to call her beautiful and SJWs of the world unite in their outrage. This demented political correctness police is part of the reason why Trump has won. Read more »

Arabic and Anal Sex

2014-09-15T12:08:00.001-07:00

Today I was going to tell some bloggers important things about life, but then I thought I put it here. Read more »

Jonah Falcon, Longest Penis

2014-08-25T07:47:00.001-07:00

We have previously written about the longest penis, although it was most likely a fake. Here we go again. Read more »

Entirely encrypted archive

2013-08-19T22:00:00.000-07:00

I've started an archive. Read more »

security

2013-03-01T10:31:00.001-08:00

derping around on tubes I found an interesting comment, which brought back memories of Rimbaud.. Read more »

Mica rugaminte! (Sergiu feat. Andrei)

2013-03-01T06:47:00.001-08:00

I’ve recently discovered a Romanian song. I have a feeling I’ll be referring to it later, so I am posting it here together with its lyrics and Romanian translation.

the underground club

2013-02-23T02:53:00.001-08:00

Friday night caught me too tired. I took a nap starting at 8 and woke up at 1:44 am, too late to go to a club, as in freakin' Toronto last call for alcohol is at freakin' 2 am. So I went to the local bar, then to an underground (after hours) club.Read more »

FreeDwarves strikes again

2013-02-02T22:00:00.000-08:00

Radu has published a few bits of his best material yet. I feel the need to share it the non-Romanian-speaking populace. Read more »

Trolling the SlutWalk

2013-02-02T14:53:00.001-08:00

Not long ago, the blogosphere has been rocked by a major controversy: was the man who exposed his penis at a SlutWalk a rapist? Read more »

Having a baby vs Starting a business

2013-01-19T07:42:00.001-08:00

Our favourite hermit has come up with a list of reasons why having a baby makes more sense than starting a business. Not only that we agree, but we have an even better idea. Read more »

sexting

2012-12-31T07:32:00.001-08:00

I recently had an SMS conversation about sex with someone and I thought I'd better post it here, for the world to see. OK, not the whole world, but rather the 3-4 people who read this blog. Read more »

that b I f

2012-12-02T20:17:00.001-08:00

I always thought that telling your stories is a good thing - not just for you, but also for those who might read them and either pleasure themselves or learn a thing or two. But it's mostly a good thing for you, i.e., myself. Read more »

The scourge of AIDS

2012-08-21T12:01:00.001-07:00

A recent scandal in Romania reveals what many had already known: many prostitutes are infected with AIDS. Read more »

Luxury prostitution prices in Romania

2012-07-26T19:32:00.001-07:00

After presenting our readers the market prices for street prostitution on the Black Sea Coast, we are pleased to disclose the "upscale" prices, for the sophisticated gentleman..Read more »

michteaul fiicei de poeta

2012-07-17T09:24:00.001-07:00

Stiu c-am zis undeva ca nu mai stau de vorba cu clujencele (si de fapt romancele in general) dar fie am uitat, fie nu m-am putut abtine.. Read more »

Yet another statutory rape

2012-07-15T15:39:00.001-07:00

I stumbled upon a strange story: a 14 year old girl from Iasi, Romania, claims she was seduced by a 22 year old man and he “refuses to continue the relationship”.Read more »

the longest penis vs the shortest man

2012-07-06T22:00:00.001-07:00

I always wondered what do people find interesting. There was a time when Google published Zeitgeist - a top of queries for each country, but that fizzled. Here we'll have a look at what a tabloid finds its most viewed articles.. Read more »

Prostitute tariffs, Romania, Black Sea Coast

2012-07-06T05:14:00.002-07:00

Have you ever wondered how much do Romanian prostitutes charge at home, what is the street price, how much for sex? We have it the prices and the hotspots next to the Romanian "Littoral" - i.e., Black Sea Coast - where families imbued with a national spirit spend their summer holiday and bored fathers look for illicit pleasures. Read more »

puttycat fail archive

2012-07-05T18:38:00.001-07:00

Sometimes, when dealing with an apparently normal person, we might tend to forget the full complexity of their personality. If your engagement with the said person is unilateral, as it is usually the case with a public persona, you don't need to know more than what they publish or allow to be published in the public sphere. If, however, you engage with someone on a more personal level, sometimes you need to remind yourself of who you're dealing with.. Read more »

imprumut dragoste, cumpar sclava, rog seriozitate I

2012-07-03T22:00:00.000-07:00

I-am promis lui Z. ca scriu sau incep sa scriu povestea lui cu Mertzank, poveste pe care nici el n-a spus-o, nici eu desi o cunosc. El n-a spus-o ca nu vrea sa se murdareasca, cica, eu ca-s lenes – zice el. In fine, ce sa mai incolo si-ncoa’e, voi scrie din punctul lui de vedere. Read more »