Crackeyes

I am done

Crackeyes — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:04:27 +0000

I am finally done with my degree in project management. I graduated on Sept 19 2009. I am happy to say that now i have to pay all that back. But i feel my education was worth it. Hell the reason I decided to go back to school was i made a promise to my grandfather. May he see and watch over me and guide me to where i need to be with this education that he pushed me to get. love you papaw and thanks.

Sorry for the down time

Crackeyes — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:48:37 +0000

Recently I had an issue with my previous host, read this so I finally got around to transferring everything to my new host. I apologize for the down time. Please enjoy and send me emails at Crackeyes

The Vols

Crackeyes — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:17:18 +0000

Ok so Coach Kiffin was suppose to make the Voles a great team again, right? Well what the hell happen. I know he inherited this team as it is and his recruiting class does not really kick in until next year but what the hell does he see in Compton. He buckles under presser, does not examine the field and has poor ball control. If you were to put a good quarterback in to the offense then we might have a chance. Our defense is 3rd in the nation with only allowing a little less than 250 yards so far. They have been great for the past 2 years. What does he see on the practice field? What I have seen on the field is utter crap. He needs InComptonent to just either quit or let Stevens give a try. Otherwise we are going to have one of our crappy seasons again. As for the upcoming Florida game I am predicting a 30-point spread for Florida. I say 40 to 10.

New Facebook URL

Crackeyes — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:06:33 +0000

Well, its ben a while since i posted so i though I would share some news with you. You now can become a fan of Crackeyes.com on Facebook.com by clicking here. If you just want to be a friend of mine you can find me here. See you around the net.

Baby Boy

Crackeyes — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:47:53 +0000

Well its been about 3 moths since my lovely girlfriend told me she was prego and at the time i was scared shitless. Now that it has finally settled in I am am so excited to be a daddy. I have the chance to do all the cool dad stuff like teaching hi how to ride a bike, how to tie knots and other cool stuff. We went to the doctors to see what sex the baby was going to be. Well after about 20 seconds in to the ultra-sound the doc asked if we wanted to know and we was like YES and she pointed to his little winnkie. So i am having a little boy. This is great news to me. I would have been happy if it was a girl but i wanted a boy. I am excited, scared, tired, worried, and oh did i say scared. But i know that i will be able to handle this. I am in love with my baby, Kristin. She loves me. Now we will love our little boy, Hunter Lee Smith. He is due in January so its going to be a busy winter this year Thanks for all the support from friends and family. They have helped as much as possible.

UT tickets

Crackeyes — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:25:08 +0000

I recently had the chance to win season tickets for the BEST (could be again one day) SEC team, The Tennessee Volunteers. I had to submit a recipe to WBIR’s Live At Five At Four. OK that’s not hard since I love food. One twist, I had to include the sponsor’s seasoning. Ok that made it a little difficult. Well My girlfriend and I came up with some White Chicken Chilly. Changed some of the ingredients to include the BWK seasonings and submitted the ingredients. Well I did not think anything of it since i have the worst luck. Well Last Sunday (8/30) i got a call from WBIR out of the blue. They told me I was one of three finalist. I was excited. They told me to bring in a sample and I wouild be on TV to present it. My recipe was chosen because

This hearty dish was chosen by [Matt] Beeler in honor of his father, who is a big fan of white beans. He also liked the fact that Smith incorporated two blends of BKW Seasonings into the recipe and like that it’s a great tailgate recipe for the colder month games.

So after i got the call I made arrangement to be off the day i was to appear on TV. I then went and got all the ingredients to make the chilly. We got it ready and we let it sit overnight to get the full flavors flowing.

We went and got to the station and we waited in the waiting room for like 5 minutes. We then went through the station (got to see the full studio and 3 different sets, AWESOME) We was waiting behind stage when the other two finalist came up. We got to meet some of the stars of WBIR and for the most part they are pretty cool. So i was the last one to go on air but this was ok because I got the longest air time. When i figure out how to get the recording off the DVR box I will post it.

Well it came down to votes from the internet. So I hit it hard.I had my friends and their friends voting for me for the longest 2 days ever. But after all our hard work we won the Season tickets. They are a nice spot too.

I just want to say thanks to all my friends and family that helped me win. I will get you some of this award winning Chilly

The best (worst) tramp stamp ever

Crackeyes — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:48:25 +0000

You know what a tramp stamp is right? Well if you don’t then let me explain. It is a tattoo that is on a person (usually women bu has been seen on guys) in the lower back right above the ass crack. A lot of chicks think that it is a good place for a tattoo. Guys usually think it is great target practice. When you go to a club and need a way to find a girl that will put out easily just look for the tramp stamp. So here is the best one I have seen.

Net Neutrality

Crackeyes — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:32:36 +0000

The Entertainment Consumers Association is urging gamers to stand up and be counted for Net Neutrality.

In an e-mail circulated yesterday, the ECA issued a call to action:

Now is the time for you to stand up for your rights and join millions of Americans of every political persuasion in the fight for Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality is the principle that ensures that gamers are free to go where they want, do what they like, and connect with whom they choose onlin. Congressmen Ed Markey (D-MA) and Anna Eshoo (D-CA) have introduced H.R. 3458, the Internet Freedom Preservation Act of 2009.

Take action now and tell Congress to make Net Neutrality the law of the land. Without Net Neutrality, your Internet Service Provider is free to: charge you extra for playing World of Warcraft, to interfere with Xbox Live, or to completely shut off your ability to access for favorite web sites. Net Neutrality effects your entire online experience…

This is our best chance yet in making sure that Net Neutrality is passed by Congress. The head of the FCC supports it, the President of the United States supports it, and we’re asking you to make sure to tell Congress you support it. Take a moment to send them the message to make Net Neutrality the law.

A suggested letter to Congressional representatives is available from the ECA website.

Porn industry not doing well?!?!?!?

Crackeyes — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:17:21 +0000

I just read that the porn industry is in a downturn since it came out. They said porn DVD sales have basically stopped altogether. Pay-per-view sales are down 50% There are no new jobs and seasoned porn stars are now working at discounted rates. I would have to blame all the armature sites out there such as redtube, and youporn and a few others. Why would you want to pay 30 bucks for a 3 hour movie when you can spend 20 seconds loading a stream that you will only be watching for 10 minutes max. Don’t get me wrong I love porn as much as the next guy but I have never paid for it and I never will. As long as the Internet is up and running there will be free porn. I remember back from the 56k days when you was waiting 3 days to get a 5 minute clip. Well maybe they can take that industry and turn it around with blue ray. Oh thats wright no one wants to actually see the warts on the girls ass. Just kidding, they use great makeup.

Breaking stuff

Crackeyes — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:09:34 +0000

So for the people that know me well, know that I can break anything. I have been quoted saying “Its a couch, how can I possibly break it” and the next thing you know you hear “rippp”. Well I have succeeded at it again. again. I was trying to transfer my Windows based server over to Linux. One becuase well lets face it Windows servers suck. SO i go to my host GoDaddy and i go through the steps that I am suppose to do to change servers and I never received a confirmation that it worked. So I gave them a call and talked to one of their CSR. He said that he was showing that it was not started. He asked if I would go through the steps while I was on the phone so he could see if it worked. Well I did and it did not go through. He thought it was weird so he checked a few things on his side. He came back and said that it might be a windows based thing stopping it. Well nope was not that. He put me on another hold and came back saying that he talked to his supervisor and that he was not able to get it to change. He took the initiative to go talk to the hosting guys, and said that they could not even change it. So pretty much they have to send it up higher and have them look at it. So the moral of the story is I can fuck up anything. When i was beta testing my team was responsible for 29% of the bugs found in the service. Out of that 25% I found 12% of them with the most unique ones ever.

Update I had to switch back to windows to get it running again. But I am back and stronger than ever.