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Mother Falcon vs. Researches (14 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Wed, 30 May 2012 17:22:00 +0000

Recovery of an airplane buried in the ice

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Mon, 28 May 2012 15:34:00 +0000

On 4 December 1971, an LC-130 Hercules transport plane was damaged during a research flight on the eastern coast of Antarctica. With the gearbox and propeller torn off, the aircraft was seriously damaged and was unable to take off. The crash site was just in the middle of nowhere, stuck in the snow about 1,400 kilometers from McMurdo Station.

Fortunately, the ten man crew were uninjured but had to live in survival shelters for more than 3 days until the weather improved enough to allow a rescue plane to land. The Navy personnel who arrived to inspect the aircraft and investigate the accident determined that salvaging it would be too dangerous and costly; the salvage crew was given only an hour to cut loose the most valuable instruments, and the aircraft was left to get buried.

During the following years the aircraft was gradually buried in ice. Only the top of the airplane's tail was still above the snow. The three-foot section of the tail fin was the only object visible in miles of snow.

But the economics of aircraft procurement caused the National Science Foundation to take a closer look at the buried LC-130. In January 1987, sixteen years later, experts determined that repairing the stricken Hercules would be cost-effective, considering the price of a replacement aircraft.

On january 1987, a field repair team set up their base camp and immediately started work on the aircraft. During the next months they replaced all four of the aircraft's engines, two main landing gear systems, struts and small components. A year later, on january 10, 1988, the plane was completely dug up and it was flown from the crash site to McMurdo Station.

From McMurdo the aircraft was flown to a repair facility in Christchurch, New Zealand, where it had some additional repairments before being put back into service in Antarctica.

Popsicles!

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Sun, 27 May 2012 16:49:00 +0000

Fastest creature on Earth captured chasing ostrich

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Sat, 26 May 2012 16:21:00 +0000

When skydiving goes very wrong

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:00 +0000

A sky-diving pensioner who refused to get out of the plane was left hanging precariously from her instructor as a tandem dive went dangerously wrong.

The 80-year-old desperately tried to cling onto the door after apparently deciding she no longer wanted to do the jump.

As her harness came loose the woman, named Laverne, was left dangling from her instructor as she hurtled towards the ground at 125mph.

The American West, 150 Years Ago (34 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Fri, 25 May 2012 15:46:00 +0000

Joplin, Missouri. One Year After Tornado (60 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Thu, 24 May 2012 16:24:00 +0000

One year ago the EF-5 tornado devastated the town of Joplin, Missouri, killing 161 people. Let's see how Joplin has changed since then.

The day after the tornado, May 22, 2011:

Great Examples Guerilla Marketing (40 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Thu, 24 May 2012 15:46:00 +0000

Great Ideas on Internet (18 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Wed, 23 May 2012 16:19:00 +0000

Parents Kept Son, 11, In Filthy Freezing Coal Bunker

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Tue, 22 May 2012 15:39:00 +0000

A mother and stepfather forced their 11-year-old son to live in a filthy converted coal bunker, a court heard on Monday.

Bullied and constantly hungry, the traumatised child was made to live and sleep in the room, described as a "cell" by social workers, and reduced to using a potty as he was locked up each night until morning, Preston Crown Court heard.

The room was described as "freezing" with no heating, a bare lightbulb, concrete walls and floor, while the child left to sleep on a dirty mattress with just a sleeping bag for a blanket.

The boy was put in the room as punishment for raiding the family's fridge, the court heard.

The room was an old outhouse with one exit bricked up and a new one added leading on to the lounge of the house in Blackpool, Lancashire.

When police and social workers visited they removed the child from the room where he had lived for a year, then aged between 11 and 12.

The parents, both in their 40s, cannot be named for legal reasons.

Both have admitted a single charge of cruelty by wilful neglect between January 2010 and January 2011, and will be sentenced later on Monday.

Jeremy Grout-Smith, prosecuting, told the court: "It is the prosecution case the boy spent most of his time at home in the cell, because of his behaviour.

"The case began following concern about the boy, raised at his school in January 2011."

The school reported that the boy always seemed to be hungry, was disruptive and struggled in class.

But when they gave him food he seemed to "calm down" and become more content, Mr Grout-Smith said.

After the school spoke to his parents they were told he had been caught stealing food from the freezer and eating it frozen.

But when the boy was disciplined at school for his bad behaviour he was threatened with being sent home and became "hysterical" and begged: "Don't send me home, I'm sorry, give me one more chance, I will be good."

The family was then referred to social services who, along with a police officer and PCSO visited the home in January last year.

"When opened what they saw was an uncarpeted room, 6ft (1.8m) by 4ft (1.2m), with a single bed. The boy was asleep on a mattress. There was a bare lightbulb and no apparent heating.

The mother initially denied neglect but later accepted the boy's living conditions were inadequate and he should never have been locked in the room.

The parents will be sentenced on Monday.

For about $20, You Could Buy... (6 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Tue, 22 May 2012 15:34:00 +0000

Gas Spending Around the World

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Mon, 21 May 2012 17:24:00 +0000

Memorial Day signals the start of the summer driving season, a time when many Americans ditch the hassle of airport security and opt to get in their cars and drive. But don't let the recent drop in gas prices fool you — with the rise in summer travel and an increased demand for gasoline, history shows that gas prices will likely spike right before the holiday weekend.

Mention high gas prices and many Americans will admit to feeling the pinch at the pump, but how do we compare to the rest of the world?

The Mysterious Imagery of The Dollar Bill

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Mon, 21 May 2012 17:21:00 +0000

Dollar bills: we look at them every day, yet how many of us truly pay attention to anything besides the denomination value? The fact is, numerous symbols adorn our currency and there has been intense debate over the decades of their meaning. Conspiracy theorists believe the imagery is rooted in Freemansonry and tied to the Illuminati (if you've read The Da Vinci Code or seen the movie, you know who they are). Others contend the imagery is strictly American and represents the foundations of our nation. In this infographic, we explain each symbol from both perspectives.

27 Photographs Of Turn Of The Century Boston Baseball

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:45:00 +0000

The Boston Public Library has a collection of early 20th-century photographs that used to hang in popular baseball bar called Third Base in Boston. When Prohibition hit in 1919, the bar closed and the owner donated the photo collection to the library.

1. Boston Red Sox Spring Training in Little Rock Arkansas

Left to right: Railing, Killian, pitcher Ralph Glaze, Michael T. McGreevey, pitcher Cy Young, pitcher Rube Kroh, and trainer Charlie Green in front.

2. The Boston Royal Rooters return from Pittsburgh, 1903 World Series

3. The Boston Royal Rooters at the Huntington Avenue Grounds, 1903 World Series

4. Detroit Tigers, Champions of the American League in 1907

5. Young fans climb pole next to Huntington Avenue Grounds, 1903 World Series

6. Fans outside the Huntington Avenue Grounds, 1903 World Series

7. The Pittsburgh Pirates in the dugout at the Huntington Avenue Grounds, 1903 World Series

8. The Boston Rooters watch a foul ball, 1903 World Series

9. John McGraw and Christy Mathewson, New York Giants, 1911 World Series

New York Giants Manager John McGraw and his pitching ace, Christy Mathewson in special black uniforms for the series. The Giants lost in six games to the Philadelphia Athletics

10. Boston Policemen pose in dugout at the Huntington Avenue Grounds, 1903 World Series

The caption refers to the riot between the Royal Rooters and the Boston Police when the Police attempted to clear the overflow crowd from the field before the start of game three. Taken before game eight on October 13, 1903.

11. Fans scaling the wall at the Huntington Avenue Grounds, 1903 World Series

12. Boston Royal Rooter beating a drum, 1903 World Series

13. Boston Rooters Batboy, 1912 World Series

Jerry McCarthy was the bat-boy for the Boston Red Sox. The Boston Red Sox won the World Series beating the New York Giants.

14. Opening Day for the Boston Americans, 1904

15. Cubs vs White Sox, 1906 World Series

Chicago Cubs first baseman Frank Chance, slides safely into first as Jiggs Donahue of the Chicago White Sox tries to apply the tag. During World Series game at West Side Grounds.

16. Boston Americans and Pittsburgh Pirates,1903 World Series

17. Interior of Third Base, Michael T. McGreevey's Saloon where all the photo hung

Unofficial headquarters of the Boston Royal Rooters at 940 Columbus Avenue in the Roxbury Crossing neighborhood. The saloon was located near both the South End Grounds and the Huntington Avenue Grounds.

18. McGreevey and Red Sox players at Spring Training in Hot Springs, Arkansas

19. Michael T. McGreevey, owner of photo collection and Boston baseball fan

Saloon owner and Boston baseball fan, Michael T. "NufCed" McGreevey

20. Boston Red Sox at Spring Training, Arizona, 1911

21. Boston Red Sox players on automobile tour in Los Angeles, 1911

22. First Baseman Stahl and Owner McAleer at Spring Training, 1912

23. Napoleon Lajoie and Honus Wagner shake hands, 1904

Hall of fame infielders shake hands in Cleveland. Lajoie was a second baseman for Cleveland and Honus Wagner a shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates.

24. King George V attends his first baseball game

25. Michael T. McGreevey and the Nuf Ced Team

McGreevey poses with members of the Nuf Ced Team, an amateur squad that he sponsored.

26. Connie Mack, Manager and owner of the Philadelphia Athletics, 1912

27. John I. Taylor, owner of the Boston Americans, ca. 1905

The World's First Vertical Forest Is Growing Sky High

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:29:00 +0000

Did you know that Milan is one of the most polluted cities in Italy? Apparently urban sprawl and increased emissions are major causes for slumping air quality in the international fashion capital. So Italian architect Stefano Boeri has formulated an unusual plan to give the city back what it’s lacking: namely, some greenery.

Bosco Verticale is Italian for “Vertical Forest.” The project took inspiration from traditional Italian towers covered in ivy. Boeri has simply multiplied the amount of foliage to a dramatic degree, envisioning residential buildings that resemble tall boxy trees. Each apartment unit has a balcony attached, with a lush garden enveloping the structure. The two towers will provide roots for 900 trees, as well as plenty of shrubbery and other floral vegetation. Their footprint, when flattened, is equal to 10,000 square meters of forest. Bosco Verticale provides a plan to make reforestation possible within the confines of a developed city.

Motorcycle Graveyard

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Sun, 20 May 2012 15:59:00 +0000

THE TABBY TIGER

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Sat, 19 May 2012 17:07:00 +0000

The Golden Tabby Tiger, also known as the Strawberry Tiger, is very rare and there are only 30 of them in captivity. The extremely rare color variation is caused by a recessive gene and is currently only found in captive tigers. In addition to the strange coloring, these tigers tend to be larger and have thicker fur.

School in the Soviet countryside in 1964

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Fri, 18 May 2012 14:42:00 +0000

Celeb Stuntmen (17 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:10:00 +0000

Brad Pitt

Jennifer Lopez

Angelina Jolie

Charlize Theron

Robert Pattinson

Kate Beckinsale

Carrie Fisher

Cameron Diaz, Tom Cruise

Natalie Portman

Tom Cruise

Tom Hardy

Dzhenyueri Jones

Daniel Radcliffe, Robbie Coltrane

Uma Thurman

Lucy Lawless

Regina King

Apple Water

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:07:00 +0000

Food and nutrition crisis in Sahel region of Africa

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Wed, 16 May 2012 15:43:00 +0000

A potentially catastrophic food crisis in the Sahel region of West and Central Africa could affect as many as one million children. The food and nutrition crisis resulting from a severe drought, threatens the survival of an entire generation of children. Those children in eight countries - Burkina Faso, Chad, Mali, Mauritania and Niger, Cameroon, Nigeria and Senegal - are at risk of severe acute malnutrition. Sparse rainfall, poor harvests and rising food prices have left many vulnerable and weak, seeking medical attention. Sahel is one of the poorest regions in the world where children already face daunting odds of survival.

Biff Tannen’s Business Card FAQs (2 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Wed, 16 May 2012 15:32:00 +0000

Biff Tannen's business card has answers to the most questions Back to the Future fans normally ask. Tom Wilson (it's Biff's real name) just hands the card to a fan and walks away.

Creepy Kolmanskop Ghost Town (21 PICS)

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:21:00 +0000

There is a slowly sinking city in the desert of southern Namibia, Africa, a ghost town called Kolmanskop. In the 1900s, diamonds were discovered just sitting upon the sand, waiting to be found, so people from all over the world with diamond fever flocked from the port of Lüderitz to the once desolated lonely desert. Kolmanskop became a mining town, but after the First World War when diamonds sales dropped, the sand-clearing squad failed to show up. That was the beginning of the end; Kolmanskop turned into a ghost town being buried by sand and trapped in time. The TV show Destination Truth visited this ghost town since it is highly rumored to be haunted. They were not disappointed, having captured EVPs of ghosts whispering, seeing shadows, hearing footsteps, and having the fluff scared of out them in Kolmanskop.

Robert Pershing Wadlow Gentle Giant and the World's Tallest Man

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:34:00 +0000

Robert Pershing Wadlow was the first born to Harold F. and Addie Wadlow in Alton, Illinois on Feb. 22, 1918. Alton, Illinois is located twenty five miles north of St Louis on the Mississippi River, located near the confluence of the Mississippi, Illinois, and Missouri Rivers. Robert was a normal sized baby at eight pounds and six ounces but he quickly began to grow due to an over active pituitary gland. At six months, he weighed 30 pounds. A year later, he weighed 62 pounds. When he was eight years old, Robert had grown to 6' and weighed 169 pounds. Refer to the growth chart below to see Robert's height and weight at various ages.

Robert Wadlow, 6 months old.

Robert Wadlow, sitting in the middle row fourth from the left, as a third grader in the school play "Tom Thumb Wedding" - 1928.

The Wadlow family later grew with the addition of two sisters, Helen and Betty, and two brothers, Eugene and Harold Jr.. Robert's siblings fortunately did not have the same growth problems he did. Robert grew up in a normal family during the tough times of the great depression with parents who loved their children.

The Wadlow family in 1935: brother Eugene, Addie (his mother), Robert, Harold Jr., sister Betty, Harold Sr.(his father), and sister Helen.

Life changed when Robert was nine. Due to Robert's rare and unwieldy stature, Robert Wadlow was sensationalized during the 1920’s and 1930’s. Newsreel photographers and newspaper reporters came and documented him for the masses. Before long, he was known around the world. People flocked to Alton to see the “giant boy” themselves. Some behaved respectfully, some did not. Circuses still recruited people with deformities to be in freak shows at this time. Offers came in for Robert to go on display because of his remarkable height. His family wanted nothing to do with this.

Robert Wadlow, age 10 and his father, Harold.

Robert Wadlow, 10 years old standing next to an average size 10 year old for comparison.

On Jan 25, 1930, Robert Wadlow, 11 years old was examined for the first time by Washington University specialists at Barnes Hospital in St.Louis, where the family first learned of his over-active pituitary gland that caused his fast growth. At eleven years Robert joined the Alton YMCA, participating in swimming, basketball, stamp collecting and camera club.

Robert at age 11 - 6'11"

Robert Wadlow - age 12, with Primo Carnera - World heavy weight champion. Mr.Carnera is 6'5"

Robert Wadlow, Alton, Illinois, giant, was 7 feet 4 inches tall and weighed 290 pounds at the age of 13. He is shown here with his father, Harold Wadlow, and his brother, Eugene, aged 9.

At the age of 13, he joined the Boy Scouts. Robert was the largest Boy Scout in the world. His weight was 270 pounds, and his height was 7'4". It took 14 yards of 36" wide material to make his Boy Scout uniform.

Robert pictured with his boy scout troop.

Newspaper Clipping about Robert being the biggest boy scout.

As a youth Robert's interests were typical of most boy's of his age. He enjoyed photography, reading, collecting stamps, and listening to the radio. In school he maintained good grades, got along with others, and played with other children. Robert Wadlow, joined the Freemason youth club and became a member of Alton Chapter, Order of DeMolay at fifteen, the minimum age one could join.

Robert Wadlow at 15 years off age. To his left is Miss Peter's Shoes, and to his right is his father Harold.

He was active in DeMolay and attended the DeMolay Founders Conference in Kansas City during the summer of 1936. He held the office of Chaplain and just four days after his twenty-first birthday in 1939, received his Majority in a special ceremony attended by over 400 at the Franklin Masonic Temple in Alton.

Robert was a conscientious student and ranked well above the average in high school. In high school Robert was popular and active in many extracurricular activities, even serving as the advertising manager for the Tatler – Alton High School yearbook. He was completely accepted by his peers. He graduated in the January class, 1936.

1936 - Alton High School Yearbook, featuring Robert Wadlow.

Robert is pictured in the graduating Senior Section for Class of 1935 and then it says "Not Graduating" under his name. There were two graduating classes for many schools in that era; one in the Winter and one in the Summer. In all likelihood he was right on the edge of having enough credits to perhaps make the June 1935 graduating class, but at the last minute didn't make it so he wound up ultimately graduating in the January 1936 class. Back in those days this would have been considered his "lower Senior" yearbook.

Photo of Robert and the graduating class of Alton High School.

After graduating high school Robert enrolled in Shurleff College with the intention of getting a law degree. Although granted a scholarship to Alton's Shurtleff College, he had to quit after one year due to his difficulty in getting from building to building, especially during icy winter conditions.

Robert Wadlow posing in front of a doorway at the 1936 Illinois State Fair.

Robert Wadlow at the Texas Centennial 1936 posing with the "Sons of the Pioneers"

Sep. 13, 1938: World's tallest man Robert Wadlow at eight feet 11 inces, poses with Los Angeles County Sheriff Eugene Biscailuz for Los Angeles Times staff photographer Paul Calvert.

Mary Pickford, Motion Picture Actress, being greeted at the St.Louis Airport by Robert Wadlow, the world’s tallest man, 1938.

Robert thought of himself as being a goodwill ambassador, not as a human exhibit, and rejected many invitations to be in the circus. But Ringling's offer in 1937 was simply too good to turn down. He stipulated that he would only appear in engagements at Madison Square Garden and at the Boston Garden and that he would appear only two times a day for three minutes at a time. He demanded to be in the center ring, not the sideshow. He would wear only a plain business suit.

The Portsmouth Herald and Times - April 27, 1937 - page 6. Advertisement for Ringling Bros. Circus at the Boston Garden, featuring Robert Waldow - The Alton Giant.

Photo of Robert aboard the Queen Mary, during his time as the star attraction of the Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey Circus, which opens at Madison Square Garden on Thursday, April 8th, 1937.

At age 18, Robert wore size 37 shoes, which cost $100 a pair, the equivalent of about $1,500 today. Two years later his shoes were provided free by the International Shoe Company. In 1938, Robert undertook a promotional tour as a goodwill ambassador for the International Shoe Company, promoting Peters Shoes. Harold quit his job as worker at an oil company to devote himself to Robert by being his traveling companion and driver. Robert and his father visited 800 towns and 41 states. Robert traveled in a car that had been modified by his father to accommodate him so that he could travel in relative comfort. His father removed the front passenger seat so Robert could sit at the back and stretch his long legs.

Robert Wadlow standing by the family car in Alton, Ill., on July 22, 1939, as he prepares to leave on a tour. His father accompanied him on promotional trips.

Robert spent the rest of his short life making public appearances. Between the tours, as well as numerous other public appearances, Robert became one of the most popular American celebrities of the time. His placid nature earned him the nickname “Gentle Giant.” When asked in a rare radio interview if he minded having people stare at him while walking out on the street, Robert revealed his good natured attitude while replying, "No, I just overlook them."

Robert and his father enjoying a moment together. Notice the custom made chair for Robert.

Robert Wadlow and Father, Harold Wadlow.

Robert Wadlow, standing 8-foot-5, at the Veiled Prophet Parade and festivities in 1937 where a curious crowd swarmed.

Robert Wadlow's appearance at Smith's Department store in Bulan, Kentucky.

Robert was a great radio fan. He spent much of his leisure time listening to the broadcast of sports events and other radio programs. This picture taken in 1938, of Robert and his little brother, Harold Jr. show them giving their full attention to a favorite radio show.

Robert playing with a train set with his brother.

On a promotional engagement, Wadlow appeared at the old Thomas Smith Dept. Store, Bulan (Perry County), Kentucky, on May 4, 1940.

Robert and his family 1939.

Robert's enormous size put undue strain on him physically. He required leg braces to walk and had very little feeling in his lower extremities. On July 4, 1940, while appearing at the National Forest Festival at Manistee, Michigan and riding in the 4th of July Parade. Robert mentioned to his father he wasn't feeling well. They pulled from the parade and immediately went to the Hotel Chippewa in Manistee and called a doctor. A brace worn on his ankle had chafed and infection had set in. Robert was confined to his hotel room, hospital accommodations were not available. Physicians gave him blood transfusion, and performed a minor operation. His temperature was 106.

Robert's feet had always been a source of trouble. Five times since 1930 he had received treatment at Barnes hospital for infections and broken bones. He had little sensation in his feet and did not feel chafing until blisters formed. The doctors kept in constant contact with Barnes hospital who had all of Robert's medical history.

Equipment, accommodations and ability were inadequate. Robert's mother arrived from Alton. Robert removed his masonic ring, placed it on a night table and confided to his father he had a "strange feeling". Robert died in his sleep at 1:30 am, July 15, 1940. On Monday, July 15, 1940, newspapers across the country carried the headlines that, "Robert Wadlow, Alton Giant, Dies of foot infection." Robert's body was taken back to his hometown of Alton, ILL. for burial in a specially constructed coffin. The coffin was constructed by the Grand Traverse Casket Company. The coffin was constructed of steel and measured 10 feet six inches by three feet two inches.

Robert Wadlow's custom made coffin being loaded onto a flatbed truck in order to be delivered to Alton, ILL.

Mayor Leo Struiff ordered the flag at city hall to be flown at half-staff and called for a five minute cease of business activity, during the funeral services, to pay tribute to the memory of the young man who brought fame to Alton.

Funeral arrangements were made at the Streeper Funeral Home. The crowds which filed past the bier were counted by an attendant with a mechanical counter at 41,195. In life, Robert Wadlow, had attracted the attention of millions. In death, tribute was paid to him by those who knew him and admired him.

Robert was entombed in a coffin 10 feet long and weighing 1,000 pounds, requiring a dozen pallbearers and eight other assistants. Robert's funeral was attended by 27,000 people. Robert’s parents buried their son’s body under a vault of concrete because of fears for the sanctity of his body. Upon the death of Robert Wadlow his family had almost all of his belongings destroyed. They didn’t want collectors to purchase his clothing and other items to be displayed as any kind of "freak" memorabilia, or to display anything about him as a "freak", which he wasn’t. He was a young man who had a disease for which there was no treatment or cure at the time, a young man who loved his family, and a young man who embraced life.

Robert P. Wadlow being carried in special made coffin..

Two members of the local DeMolay lodge form an honor guard at the casket of the late Robert Wadlow, tallest human being listed in medical history, who died in a hospital at Ministee, Michigan, while on tour for a shoe company. A special 10 1/2 foot, steel casket was made to receive his body.

Robert Pershing Wadlow (February 22, 1918 – July 15, 1940) was the tallest person in recorded history as confirmed by Guinness World Records. Robert reached 8 feet 11.1 inches and weighed 439lb at his death at age 22. He showed no indication of an end to his growth even at the time of his death.

Robert Pershing Wadlow didn't choose his situation, but his accomplishment was in how he handled it. Robert Wadlow was known around his home town, by family and friends as a gentle giant. Thanks to the Guinness book of Records he will also be remembered as the world’s tallest man.

15 Ways To Make All Your Friends Hate You

noreply@blogger.com (Crack Two) — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:17:00 +0000

1. Every morning do THIS:

2. Or THIS:

3. And THIS behind every door:

4. Don't forget to do THIS:

5. And THIS, too:

6. Remember to always do THIS:

7. And also THIS:

8. And don't forget THIS:

9. Everywhere you go do THIS:

10. And THIS to every pair you see:

11. Put THIS in every Coke you see:

12. And never leave a bathroom without doing THIS:

13. Or hang out with your friends without doing THIS:

14. Or celebrate Easter without doing THIS:

15. Just please, never do THIS to an Oreo: