Craftwhack

How to Transcend Your Stupid Life Through Meditation

Craftwhack — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:52:49 +0000

Did you guys have a great Presidents Day? I hope you got everything you asked for. We had a load of fun not doing anything presidential, but we did eat ice cream and go to the orthodontist and walk to the park. Don’t I sound like the perfect mom? Yes. It’s true, I am. And [...]

I’m an Introverted Hermit Who Lives Under a Rock

Craftwhack — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:59:20 +0000

It’s not that I’m a fragile cupcake, I’ve just finally wholeheartedly accepted the fact that I’m an introvert. It’s taken me 4 decades of pushing against my personality to finally just give in and enjoy the quiet. I crave being at home, and I loathe too much social interaction. I’m not horribly socially awkward; which [...]

Creative Beings- Laurel Tietze

Craftwhack — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 14:08:03 +0000

I know lots of creative people, and this makes me happy. Wretchedly happy. I want to share them with you all so you can praise them and love them as much as I do. My first creative being (Technically, Christian was my first Creative Being, but I didn’t call him that, so he was more [...]

The Ins and Outs of a Wednesday Morning

Craftwhack — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:09:27 +0000

This is what went down around here this morning: First, two Mexican wrestlers jumped Spiderman from behind and beat the crap out of him. This was shocking to me, since Spiderman is always portrayed as rather invincible. But then, out of nowhere appeared a guy who drives a boat and hunts alligators, and he teamed [...]

Some Love and a Guest Post

Craftwhack — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:53:01 +0000

Happy Valentines Day! In lieu of Tutorial Tuesday this week, I have a guest post at Reading (and Chickens). Please go visit and take a long gaze at it. Then you may: Slam the computer top down in disgust Leave a comment Look around her site Email me a picture Pick your nose and eat [...]

Nemesis

Craftwhack — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:10:10 +0000

I will tell you of my arch enemy. Her name is Myrna and she works at the deli counter. I don’t know if Myrna is actually her name, because they don’t wear name tags behind the deli counter, but I have assigned that moniker based on her wretchedness. Myrna hovers behind the giant meat slicers, [...]

Weekend Eye Candy

Craftwhack — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:56:26 +0000

Random gorgeousness for you people. This bathtub made me gasp when I saw it. As a rule, I HATE bathtubs. But this one is pure gorgeousness. I repinned this cool pasta from Ann at Doodles and Jots. I wanna have a sleepover. This idea from Remodelista- scan your kids’ artwork and make it into a [...]

So Collagey Fun

Craftwhack — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:14:14 +0000

Here is a little project you can do with or without your kids, with or without a giant glass of alcohol. I introduce you to the magazine collage. It is 1 part paper dolls, 1 part model-makeover, and 8 parts inane poppycock! (Yell/spit this word out of your face.) Supplies: magazines with people in them. [...]

I Heart You

Craftwhack — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:59:29 +0000

Hi guys. This month is American Heart Month. I hope this next statement shocks you. Cardiovascular disease is the leading cause of death in the United States; one in every three deaths is from heart disease and stroke, equal to 2,200 deaths per day. The goal of this post is to be slightly naggy and [...]

Two Healthy Snacks

Craftwhack — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:22:28 +0000

I couldn’t stand it anymore. I kept seeing recipes for homemade fruit snacks, and I had to try one. My kids adore those gelatinous rectangles of happiness, and I thought to myself: Hey. Why the hell don’t we waste an hour trying to make what we can buy at Target in about a half a [...]