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Best of Craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ Best postings from craigslist.org, selected by readers en-us copyright 2021 craigslist robot@craigslist.org robot@craigslist.org https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ Best of Craigslist Collection 2020-12-04T14:45:23-08:00 2 daily Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/7241823593.html --Yes this is a real ad, and yes I used the photos everyone has seen from my website and shared. The last photo on this ad hasn't been posted anywhere and shows the lift I store it on. I take it down once and a while and run it. Again, this is a real ad for the world famous jet powered Beetle. Street-Legal Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle $550k. Why on Craiglist? Why not? Why a jet Beetle? I think it may be time to let go of my flame throwing, running and driving jet car. Registration up to date. The car has two engines: the production gasoline engine in the front, driving the front wheels, and the jet engine in the back. The idea is that you drive around legally on the gasoline engine then, when you want to have some fun, spin up the jet and get on the burner (you can start the jet while driving along on the gasoline engine). I built the car because I wanted the wildest street-legal ride possible. I was able to use some stuff I learned while getting my fancy engineering degree with this project (I have a PhD in Mechanical Engineering from Stanford University). It was great to design this street-legal jet car without distractions from other peopleâ€™s projects, solely because no one has done it before. I have no idea how fast the car will go, and probably never will. I built the car in order to thrill me, not kill me. That said, I do enjoy the occasional blast down the highway. I chose the Beetle because it looks cool with the jet and it shows it off well. Remember the Hurst wheelstanding Barracuda "Hemi Under Glass"? Well, this is "Jet Under Glass". Air for the jet enters the car through the two side windows and the sunroof. It can be a little windy inside with the jet engine running but not too bad. I built the car to look like VW delivered it this way. It drives like a stock Beetle and is safe. The response to driving it on the street and going to the hot rod shows (San Francisco Custom Car Show, Grand National Roadster Show in Pomona, and the Detroit Autorama) has been fantastic. This car attracts crowds better than any â€œshowâ€ car. The car has also been on TV nationwide. The back of the gauge panel is open to add to the techie look. There are three gauges for the jet: %RPM, Oil Pressure, and Turbine Inlet Temperature. The most important is turbine inlet temperature. If you exceed about 650 degrees C for very long, you damage the engine. This is critical on start-up. You don't want a "hot-start". The throttle for the jet engine is located next to the gear selector. It is a lever and has three buttons: Cool, Big-Fire, and Afterburner. "Cool" leans out the engine and is used to lower the turbine inlet temperature if you get a hot-start. To light big-fire or the afterburner, you hold a button down and 1/2 second later, press the hot-streak button on the floor. Then things happen! Notice the kerosene level gauge in front of the gear selector (jet fuel is mostly kerosene). There is a lot going on in the back. The attention to detail in this car borders on obsessive. Note the aluminum block holding/protecting the halon gas line, pull line, harness to engine, and oil pressure line. Rectangular tank under inlet screen is for various fuel drains. Note temperature gauge and shutoff valve for dry sump tank. 3 gallons of turbine oil at $25/quart (ouch!). The production hatch release on the driver's door now activates two latches (one on each side) and the hatch pops open just like VW intended. The "hatch not closed" warning light is functional as well. The engine is a General Electric Model T58-8F with some internal modifications and a custom tailpipe. The 300lb. engine spins up to 26,000 RPM (idle is 13,000 RPM), draws air at 11,000 CFM, and is rated at 1350 hp. The structure holding the engine was designed using finite element analysis and is redundant. Strong, damage tolerant, and light. The force from the jet is harnessed using sandwich plates bolted to contoured aluminum billets inserted into the frame rails. The engine has rigid mounts with rubber bushings in the front and the back are sliding. It grows as it warms up so the engine mounts have to account for this. The interior was finished in the original color with two-stage PPG paint. A heat blanket keeps the plastic bumper from melting when the jet is operating. The Kerosene is stored in a custom 14 gallon, baffled, foam-filled Kevlar fuel cell in the spare tire well. The tank has two outlets in the back: a -12 on the left side and a -10 on the right. The -10 goes to a shutoff, then a Barry Grant pump (one of the few hot rod parts on the car), then up into the car where it sees a filter, a regulator, and an electrical shutoff valve before feeding the engine. The -12 goes into a shutoff then a custom, 1.5hp 11,000 rpm 24V electric magnesium, pump. The pump can maintain 100 psi at 550 gph. From the pump it goes into the car to a filter, then a large regulator, and then to the afterburner solenoid and the big-fire solenoid (to left of pump and feeding bottom of tailpipe through orange covered hose). All circuits feeding solenoids and pumps have fuses, relays, kick-back diodes to minimize contact arcing, sealed connectors, and use automotive wires of a gauge giving a maximum of 1V drop over the circuit loop. The system uses a second battery and fuse/relay panel, halon fire system and 5 gallon dry sump tank. A 24V starter motor is in the nose of the engine. 700 A of current goes into that motor for 20 seconds during start-up. Heat limits starts to three in one hour. Lastly, the screen is to avoid FOD (foreign object damage) but the jet still keeps sucking the rose out of the bud vase! robot@craigslist.org 2020-12-04T14:45:23-08:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/7241823593.html Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle text IKEA Lamp https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/7194996826.html Letâ€™s be real, itâ€™s a dark time right now. You may find yourself wondering whether thereâ€™s a light at the end of the tunnel, but I have great news for you, there is. This lamp is tall enough that you can position it at or near the end of any tunnels you may find, but not so tall that it can get stuck inside the tunnel (we also have some mining lamps for sale, if thatâ€™s more your style, but they look oddly like this one with the base taken off, and taped to a helmet). This lamp is gray but produces light that contains almost all, if not all, the colors of the rainbow. Will include additional colors on other spectrums of light upon buyers request. robot@craigslist.org 2020-09-12T11:25:03-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/7194996826.html IKEA Lamp text Toilet paper seeds https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/htf/7100786040.html Here you can see 2 toilet paper seeds, in their natural habitat, these are the best quality and are guaranteed to produce 3 ply paper for years to come if cultivated properly. robot@craigslist.org 2020-03-29T19:37:35-04:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/htf/7100786040.html Toilet paper seeds text "CrapShoot"- Killer New Outdoor Game w/Toilet https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sac/7052566619.html Hey there, me and a couple friends have developed a fun, all weather, day and night addictive game called CrapShoot. Guys and girls, young and ancient are all encouraged to check out what you need to set up your own backyard game of luck and skill. We're not selling you anything, we're just telling you about it so you can start having fun, and possibly starting a "league" of some sort, but that's down the road a little. It's basics are really quite simple, not too expensive. The object of the game is trying to throw 30 flying discs (we use Wham-O 135 gr. 100 mold) 25 ft. into a standard size toilet oval, round toilet. (not elongated) The one who gets the most discs in the toilet wins. Can be played by as many players as you want. It's great with an occasional little wager perhaps, just to make it even a little more fun and interesting. Goes great with backyard bbq's and parties. Corn Hole doesn't even come close to this at all. What you see in these pics is a result of adding artificial grass, sidewall bricks, reflectors etc. over 3 years. You don't need all that, but I just kept adding "upgrades" as it were, because we were playing it often and just slowly kept improving things. All you need to start, to get on the same general game basics is the toilet, (no tank necessary, and can find occasionally free on this site) 30 flying discs, (like the ones mentioned above) about 30 ft. length of yard, and maybe screen of some kind, or better yet, a clothes line with a blanket hanging on it right behind toilet to stop the missed flying discs. Several ways to throw 'em in. Whether if be straight on, arched high, slightly angled, they all work depending on your preference, style etc. It really doesn't take much to get it started, and it's fun as hell. You'll see when you actually do it. Contact me if you're interested and have any questions, or even ideas about this. And better yet, if you want to check it out and try it at my place in the Arden area, that may be possible, too. robot@craigslist.org 2020-01-08T19:04:16-08:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sac/7052566619.html "CrapShoot"- Killer New Outdoor Game w/Toilet text Space Cruiser (Rick and Morty) https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/7010241197.html This is a heavily used Space Cruiser coupe. 1 owner. Non-smoker (but heavy drinker) Odometer: 11.3.14159265359 parsecs Does not run. Sold AS IS. FEATURES: - Seats 2 passengers comfortably (but can fit up to 3) - Built-in security system to "Keep passengers safe" - Runs on Nitro Dark Matter - Mega Seed powered onboard computer system - Registration valid until May 2020 (registered in Dimension C-137) - Bose 7 speaker sound system w/ 5 disc CD player and Cassette deck and Sirius XM NEEDS: - Front End body repair - New Brakes - New Rear Thrusters - New Forward Thrusters - New Microverse Battery (12v) - Headlight bulbs may need replacing (occasional flickering) - Windshield cracks repaired - Smoke coming out of gravity inverter $50 o.b.o. -- Available for pickup Friday 11/1 robot@craigslist.org 2019-10-30T11:00:09-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/7010241197.html Space Cruiser (Rick and Morty) text THIS BEAUTIFUL COMBINATION FIREPLACE / 8-TRACK STEREO! https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6997762210.html DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY! This amazing combination fake fireplace / phonograph / FM stereo / 8-TRACK-PLAYER! could be yours FOR THE ABSOLUTELY FREE PRICE OF $FREE$!!! Don't hesitate! It's not every day that a mid-70s MONTGOMERY WARD fake fireplace becomes available like this. IT WONT LAST LONG! Imagine the warmth and beauty it will bring to your stark and cold home. The stereo plays TODAYS HITS from LOCAL FM STATIONS while the fake firelog emits WARMING RAYS in the VISIBLE SPECTRUM! It's never too early to start planning for BURNING MAN! Could this be the foundation of your camp's ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC DJ BOOTH??!? With this AMAZING fake fireplace plus your BRILLIANT CREATIVITY, you'll transform your dusty camp into a PLAYA SENSATION! It mostly works! Fake firelog -> works! AM/FM stereo -> works! Phonograph -> doesn't works! 8-track player -> no idea! You'll need to be at least two VERY STRONG people with a TRUCK or TRAILER to get this baby home. You'll need something with wheels and the wherewithall to get it down about 100 yards of dirt path and across a bridge and up to the driveway. IT is MUCH HEAVIER than you would imagine a fake fireplace has any right to be. IT WON'T BE EASY but the REWARDS will pay for themselves MANY TIMES OVER. robot@craigslist.org 2019-10-11T17:48:00-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6997762210.html THIS BEAUTIFUL COMBINATION FIREPLACE / 8-TRACK STEREO! text 1979 DODGE "STAR WARS" VAN, ORIGINAL SURVIVOR, ONE OF A KIND! https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/6976267552.html From a galaxy in a garage from far far away....I offer you the ultimate Star Wars van. This 1979 Dodge â€œshortyâ€ van was designed and built two years after the original movie hit the theaters. The van has mostly been stored for many years. The original graphics are in good shape. The graphics on the hood have some cracking due to being face up to the sun. But I think it adds great character. The van has in the last few years had a new crate motor installed. 318 I think. Its believed to have very little miles on it. The van runs and drives, but needs servicing from years of sitting around. This is a 70â€™s original!!!! The body is decent, and the side pipe exhaust is plumbed and real. The mag wheels are staggered and period correct. The van has a new battery and new carburetor. The door handles were shaved and I canâ€™t figure out how to trigger them. So windows down....or crawl through the back currently. This van is super special. The interior is fair, I wanted to make the inside pop with a starship style high end freshen up, but realized I have too many things going on. Comes with a clear Texas title, I will help load the van onto your hired transport truck. You will NEVER find another. May the force be with you!!!!! robot@craigslist.org 2019-09-11T10:06:01-05:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/6976267552.html 1979 DODGE "STAR WARS" VAN, ORIGINAL SURVIVOR, ONE OF A KIND! text Carolina Hurricanes Organ https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ral/6950989409.html Theater Organ - 1997 Rodgers Model 360 Organ Organ has only been used by the Carolina Hurricanes Original price 43k. Organ works. Plays as is. Must pick up from offsite warehouse near RDU. Loading dock bay available. Cashier Check Only. $7995.00 Make Offer robot@craigslist.org 2019-08-06T16:26:35-04:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ral/6950989409.html Carolina Hurricanes Organ text An open letter to the person who called the police! https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/6901570431.html Where do I begin? First off thank you. Thanks for being in right place at the right time and doing the right thing. On a cold January night you saw my husband swerving all over the road. You followed him while dialing 911. I hadn't been able to reach him for a few hours and was frantic by the time this happened. He was out driving under the influence. I appreciate you and everything you did for us. Yes he was drunk, hammered even, and because of your actions he was arrested and charged. (His first ever offense) Also because of your actions, he didnt cause an accident, he didnt hurt anyone else and he was able to come home to us. He is now sober. He has been for a few months now. This was a huge wake up call for him, he is deeply remorseful and is still dealing with his actions. It hasn't been easy but I really believe that your phone call saved his life and possibly the lives of others. I thank God for you every day and that the outcome wasn't worse. Many thanks, His wife. robot@craigslist.org 2019-05-31T09:38:58-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/6901570431.html An open letter to the person who called the police! text Moving On is Hard To Do Sale (June 15) https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/6899632587.html *Photos 2-6 are stock photos of actual items for sale* Queen Size Casper Mattress: No sex was had in this bed. I bought it at the beginning of my year of celibacy. I didnâ€™t know back then it would be a year; no one knows how long things will last when theyâ€™re just starting. No dating, no sex, no one, one year. I had beautiful dreams in this bed, dreams about flying, about shooting through the air, and leaving this city behind me, dreams about landing in a foreign place where no one would know my name. And when I woke up, I believed that maybe I could start over with another someone who was capable of loving me like I deserved to be loved. Anyway, this mattress has no stains, no damage, and the tears have dried :) Various Hanging Plants: These were the first things I bought when I moved out of the home we shared. Plants. It felt like something an adult would do. But an adult would be able to keep plants alive. I couldnâ€™t. For the first few months, they shriveled and slumped over like lifeless reminders that I did not know how to love things. Someone suggested I should talk to them and so I did. In the morning I told them secrets I swore Iâ€™d never share, I sang to them and wiped the dust off their leaves, and I donâ€™t know what it was, but something about my words breathed life back into them because theyâ€™ve been thriving ever since. Rugs (3 Various Sizes): Like new. This was a no-shoe household, and people hated that. No one said so, but I could see it in their faces every time they sat on the bench and removed the heels theyâ€™d carefully chosen to match their outfit. Iâ€™d see it in the glances they gave each other as they unlaced their shoes trying to remember if theyâ€™d thought to wear matching socks. I never apologized for the inconvenience. New York is filthy, and it took me 30 years to finally feel strong enough to say what I wanted even if it made someone else uncomfortable. Antique Wine Box on Wheels: I bought this ten years ago, and I filled it with magazines I hoped to write for. Whenever Iâ€™d sit at my computer and write all night after working all day, Iâ€™d look at my wine crate full of magazines and tell myself that someday my name would be in those magazines. And then one day they were. Clips of pieces I had written and pieces that had been written about me. I did what Iâ€™d set out to do. Eventually, the magazines were cut up and torn apart, I used them to make a vision board for what I wanted to cross off next. But every time I look at that box, I think of the 23-year-old woman who loved writing so much she wanted to put words in a place that she could drag with her from room to room. Rocking Chair: I donâ€™t really want to let this one go. I brought it home when I was seven months pregnant. The father and I went to the store, determined to choose the perfect furniture for our first (and only) child. We walked up every aisle and sat in each option they had, laughing at how seriously we were taking this one task. But that baby grew up, and that marriage ended. I can no longer justify dragging this beast of a rocking chair from house to house. The baby I used to rock is now old enough to tell me he needs privacy. But sometimes, if heâ€™s feeling sleepy and Iâ€™m feeling snuggly, we'll sit in it and read a book. But most of the time it is the designated place to put the laundry that needs to be folded. Swinging Hammock: Every morning, my son would swing in the hammock by the window and consider the weather based on what people were wearing when they walked past. Iâ€™d sit in this hammock at night after he was asleep, and Iâ€™d listen to the music blaring from the bar downstairs. Each song brought me back to lifetimes Iâ€™d forgotten Iâ€™d lived, before I was a wife, before I was a mother, before I was a woman who thought a hammock in her house might make her seem more adventurous. Dining Table: I thought we would be in this house long enough to get a chandelier, one of those big ones that hangs from the ceiling over the dining table. But I never got around to it, and now weâ€™re leaving. Seats 6. And of those six people, one of them usually mentioned the lack of light. I sat my son on top of this table and let him play with matchbox cars because he said please with the sweet voice he knows will break any rules Iâ€™ve made. Also because Iâ€™m a cool mom and cool moms donâ€™t mind someone sitting on the table and playing with cars because cool moms are too busy figuring out how to rebuild their lives to worry about little things. Thereâ€™s now scratches on the table top, I imagine theyâ€™re easy to fix, but Iâ€™ll never know because Iâ€™ll never bother trying. 4 Dining Chairs (2 beige/2 blue): There used to be six chairs, but as I got older, I realized I only needed 4. That happens when you grow up. You start worrying more about the quality of your friendships and less about the quantity of friends. No one ever complained about how uncomfortable those chairs were, but my feet always fell asleep if I sat in that seat too long writing or reading or drawing up blueprints for my next life. But maybe that has more to do with my blood circulation and less about the quality of the chairs. Please buy them as a set; I donâ€™t like dividing up furniture. Coffee Mugs (Set of 4): For years, I had only one coffee mug. The movers broke the others in transit and so I had just the one. There was only a need for one: one cup of coffee in the morning, a splash of milk and two cubes of sugar. He knew how I liked my coffee; it was one thing I loved about him. He only had to ask once when we first started dating: â€œBeyoncÃ© or Barack?â€ (same shade but different sweetness). A friend came over one day and laughed at the single mug in my cabinet and then forced me to order more from Amazon. â€œThere will be other people in your life that drink coffee, hun.â€ Thatâ€™s what she said. Hun. Anyway, I quit drinking coffee the year I finally quit him, the year no one slept in my bed but me. I donâ€™t miss itâ€”him or the coffee. I wonâ€™t miss these mugs either. ( Sold as a set because even if youâ€™re single, there will be guests...guests who donâ€™t want to leave you alone, and so they stay up with you all night while you mourn all that youâ€™ve lost and plot out all that's to come and before you know it, it's 3 am. Theyâ€™ll stay the night and in the morning they will want some coffee. ) So Many Books: Somehow, I have acquired 300 books. I started collecting them in college. When I moved to New York, there were only two boxes. I donâ€™t even want to know how many boxes they would fill now. Thereâ€™s the books I bought from The Strand before I realized shopping was just another way to temporarily soothe a broken heart. Iâ€™ve got everything from Cheryl Strayed and Elizabeth Gilbert and All of the Girl-with-a-this or Girl-with-a-that novels . Then thereâ€™s the graduate school list of recommended reading: Nitzche, Baldwin, Sedaris, and Sontag. The books people sent in the mail that I never got around to reviewing, and the books people gifted me simply because they came over for a low-lit dinner once and sat in one of my four chairs and looked around and saw that I liked books. Iâ€™ve collected them like some people collect art, except, the value of art increases over time but with books, itâ€™s only the nostalgia that grows. I canâ€™t get rid of them and yet I have to. Theyâ€™re sitting on my shelf, collecting dust when they could be saving someone elseâ€™s life, changing someone elseâ€™s mind, showing someone else how to start over. Childrenâ€™s Wooden Globe: One spin and we picked a place. Funny how life can work that way if you let it. There are beaches where weâ€™re going, and I can't explain to you how desperately my toes have missed the touch of sand, and how my tongue has missed the taste of the sea. We are crossing an ocean together and even though I'm scared, I know this is part of the plan. Live. Hurt. Heal. Repeat. New York City is no longer for me; I've done what I came here to do. I've grown up and Iâ€™ve outgrown it and now Iâ€™m tired of stepping over shed skin. "You are not a tree, move." I read that on a graffiti-covered wall in Chinatown. So that is what weâ€™re doing. Moving out. Moving on. And if I can do it, maybe you can too. Moving On Is Hard To Do Sale June 15th (email for address, full inventory list and prices) **All proceeds will be donated to: Moms for Moms, NYC is a registered non-profit dedicated to providing assistance to single mothers in need throughout New York City. robot@craigslist.org 2019-05-28T22:15:55-04:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/6899632587.html Moving On is Hard To Do Sale (June 15) text **UPDATE** FOUND CAT - NEED OWNERS ASAP!! https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ric/6881185958.html UPDATE: thank you to everyone who told me this is actually a WILD BOBCAT!!!ðŸ¤¯ Wtf!!! No wonder he was so grumpy!! I kidnapped him!! ðŸ¤£ I am not from America and have never heard of bobcat, I thought all wild cats are much bigger than that!! I can not believe I brought it inside!! And he pissed all over my damn house so now I have to deep clean everything !! ðŸ˜¡ðŸ¤¬ðŸ¤¬well Anyway I am glad at least he is okay and not a lost cat. I have let him go already back near the trees where he came from, and he was not hurt or injured at all so do not worry!! I am also okay, no bites or scratches!! (Just pee ðŸ˜‘) And if you are one of the people who told me nicely out of concern, thank you and have a nice day!! If you Are one of the people who was rude to me and tried to mock me for not knowing, you can have a bad day!!( maybeif he comes back I'll send him ur way ðŸ‘¹ðŸ¤£)Bye bye! FOUND cat last night was stuck in between my fence screaming it's head off. i brought it inside because it looks too big and healthy for a stray and dogs here escape often and will eat cats that get out. it is very thick and has little stripes and spots on its legs and big white round spots on the back of its ears, only thing that looks wrong with him is he doesn't have a tail but it doesn't seem like anything new. He is very vocal ( and mean!!!!) I think he is a tabby and bengals mix maybe some Maine coon because he is just so big and chubby. i took most of these pics last night so the lighting makes him look brown but he is actually more gray. He was very hungry. please if u r his owner contact me ASAP i can not keep him here because as cute as he is, he is CRAZY and has gotten into everything in the house in 1 night and is EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE!! Even though I am almost sure this is someoneones pet unfortunately if no one contacts me soon enough I will have to take him to a shelter. By Sunday night most likely I will have to take him in. Almost lost my fingers this morning trying to pet him. Has been growling and hissing and calling all morning He is just a big grouch. Please text or email . robot@craigslist.org 2019-05-04T09:48:21-04:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ric/6881185958.html **UPDATE** FOUND CAT - NEED OWNERS ASAP!! text Unique challenge for experienced director - PAID https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/6812651177.html I am in search of an experienced director to tackle a unique challenge. My seven year old son is an up and coming film director, and I have decided that he is ready to direct his first feature film. His father has agreed to fund a film up to $250,000, so I'm looking for an experienced director to guide him through the process. He will be making all creative decisions, but he will need help and guidance. His favorite directors are Steven Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, and Stanley Kubrick. Special preference will be given to anyone who has worked with one of these directors in the past. You will be helping my son solicit a script, pitch the script to his father, and then plan and create the film. I am not in the film industry so please send a proposed weekly salary in your response to this ad. Only experienced directors who include a proposed salary will be considered. Thank you for your time. robot@craigslist.org 2019-02-05T19:37:15-08:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/6812651177.html Unique challenge for experienced director - PAID text Spot in lineup https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6805541022.html Looking to bow out of the surf scene. Offering up a spot in the pecking order it's well below Marty but way above a Mollusk guy. Can give more details in person. (No low ballers Koa) robot@craigslist.org 2019-01-27T18:20:11-08:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6805541022.html Spot in lineup text 1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phx/6799514609.html 1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior For Sale! One of a kind hearse. 472 big block, mechanically perfect from bumper to bumper. Rebuilt motor and transmission. Only about 1,000 miles on the rebuilds. Has 110,840 original miles. All new front end and brakes. All new brake lines and body mounts. New Gangster white wall tires, and New Baby Moon Wheels. New custom made aluminum radiator ($1000.00). AC and Heater works. Headlights, blinkers, and brake lights all work. All windows roll up and down perfectly. Windshield Wipers Work. Runs and drives like a Cadillac should. Purple flames make it an eye catcher everywhere it goes! The back can hold up to 4 kegs :) The front interior needs a little work. The back is in pretty good condition minus being a little dirty. The back is set up kind of like a limo with two big seats that face each other. You can easily fit 6-7 people in the back and 3 people in front. The back does have a nice sound system, I would recommend changing the CD deck because the aux port broke. It does have some rust spots here and there, but hey, its a 1971. The front door and back door have different keys and the back door will need a new lock. (It still opens and closes normally) It has a small power steering fluid leak (Looks like the hose), and the fuel gauge always shows full. (A new fuel sender will fix that). It could also use a new gas cap. All the expensive stuff has already been done. (Over $10,000 Invested!) $6,500 Cash. NO TRADES! Can be viewed in Sierra Vista, AZ P.S. THE BEER TAPS ARE FULLY FUNCTIONAL!! Clean Title in Hand. robot@craigslist.org 2019-01-20T10:01:31-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phx/6799514609.html 1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior text New Holiday proposed https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/6791954114.html America needs a new Holiday!! A Day where one can be genuinely content, happy, and calm. The Holiday name is: Ain't nobody mad at me day. A day where politics, police, boss, landlord, ex girlfriend,ex boyfriend, ex spouse, pet, co-worker, Bill collector, bartender,parents,kids,or any other authority that claims control of one's time is not at odds with you. This Holiday was created by the exclamation "Damn I am glad it ain't me!" At the moment a neighbor was arrested. Americans need to celebrate the even flow of a calm existence . Feel free to share this postðŸ˜Š robot@craigslist.org 2019-01-10T18:38:45-05:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/6791954114.html New Holiday proposed text Free Snowman https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ybs/6764837183.html Free snowman used only one season...bring your own bucket... robot@craigslist.org 2018-12-04T13:40:54-08:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ybs/6764837183.html Free Snowman text Apple Macintosh SE STONE CASTING https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6725919483.html Apple Macintosh 512/Plus/SE Stone Casting No my old Macintosh SE didn't turn to stone when it saw me wearing an Apple Watch. This is a high quality casting of an early 1980's classic. I can't id the material but it looks a lot like concrete. I just haven't seen concrete castings of this quality or showing this much detail. Truly a one of a kind piece for the hard core Macintosh fan/evangelist. Don't let this one slip past you.You may not see another one. Sorry, no keyboard, mouse, boot disks, software, or cord. A little dirty, excellent condition. Only chip I could find is pictured below. Very heavy and as solid as the rock it is... Serious MAC inquiries only. robot@craigslist.org 2018-10-17T13:14:27-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6725919483.html Apple Macintosh SE STONE CASTING text for sale snow cat limo https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/6690774296.html for sale snow cat limo , sv 250 bombardier snow cat combined with 1989 caddy stretch limo. Last used 2 years ago. [see also <a href="https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/this-1989-cadillac-limousine-turned-snowcat-is-real-and-for-sale-1.4819782">The Canadian Broadcasting Company's writeup</a> ] robot@craigslist.org 2018-09-06T10:04:07-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/6690774296.html for sale snow cat limo text Cat Kremlin - Garage Desk - BUCKETS !!!!!! https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/6679230947.html Cat Kremlin - Paper Mache Teach your cat about the struggle of the proletariat and the oppression of the bourgeoisie with this handy 4ft piece of custom architecture! Garage Desk (W 21in, L 57in) Saw on it! Paint on it! Drill into it! A great place to turn your mildly broken electronics into an unfixable mess! The only limit is your imagination (and the space in your crammed garage). 5 Gallon Buckets Holiday Themed. Recreate the classical off-broadway play STOMP at home! Or just carry stuff in them. The future is yours. robot@craigslist.org 2018-08-23T18:25:44-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/6679230947.html Cat Kremlin - Garage Desk - BUCKETS !!!!!! text To the 3 surfers who saved my life at Linda Mar 7/13 4 pm https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6654513433.html I don't know who you are or how to locate you, but you literally saved my life. I want to thank you. The last thing I recall is paddling for a wave (at Crespi) and the next thing I remember is laying on a stretcher on the beach looking up at EMTs and you guys in wetsuits. I was barely conscious and the ambulance took me to General Hospital's trauma unit in SF and I was able to go home by 8 pm after x-rays and a CAT scan. I have a concussion but am glad to be alive. I want you to know that I'm OK. My board made it home unscathed. The wetsuit they had to cut off me was old and threadbare. I left a pile of sand in the hospital bed. The EMT told the nurse that I threw up a bucket of water after you dragged me out of the water (I don't remember), which tells me that you saved me from drowning. I have rescued people stuck in a rip twice, but when we got to shore they were fine, just shaken. What you three guys did for a stranger and fellow surfer (me) was heroic and you should be insanely proud. As soon as this headache goes away I hope to see you in the lineup. I usually ride a 9'0 Robert August (white with yellow and blue stripes) and Linda Mar has been my home break for the past 19 years. I would love to thank you in person, and even though I won't be able to give you a proper Game of Thrones you-saved-my-life-thank-you, I am indebted to you all. My children and my partner thank you, my family and friends thank you, and surfers everywhere will silently thank you every time I share this story. Stay Stoked! robot@craigslist.org 2018-07-26T22:04:48-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6654513433.html To the 3 surfers who saved my life at Linda Mar 7/13 4 pm text bob's burgers hamburger landline phone https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6621354952.html Even if you're not inspired by the beloved Beltcher family, who wouldn't want to live in the magical world where your phone is shaped like your favorite food?!? I've had this for a very long time and used it maybe 5 times. Sounds great and easy to set up. Price is negotiable. robot@craigslist.org 2018-06-19T13:04:11-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6621354952.html bob's burgers hamburger landline phone text Slow car/huge cargo bike for burning man https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6612026346.html Hello bicycle weirdo! I converted a car to be powered by bicycle. As you can see in the pictures, the engine has been replaced by a bike. The original transmission now has a cassette on it, and it still shifts (1-4, R and 5 are gone). The rest of the car has been stripped down, leaving only the rolling bits, exterior, driver's seat, brakes, and steering. I think it currently weighs about 900lbs. On the flats it's easier to pedal than expected-- we biked it up a (tiny) ~12% hill! The "cargo bike" requires two to operate, one to pedal and one to steer. I have plans to make it single operator by attaching controls to the handlebars, but the project stalled when I moved to SF. The car is in Los Altos Hills. I figured it'd be a waste to leave this sitting if someone's weird enough to want to take it to the playa. It is functional, but is certainly not a product, so whoever takes this should be mechanically-brave. Some other details: the car is a suzuki (taylor) swift, the bike frame is fairly large (fit someone above >5'5"ish), the parking and normal brakes work great, the diff is welded and one axle removed so the bike only powers the driver side wheel, the interior has tons of space and doesn't leak, the lights should still work (harness is intact), and the car is registered in my name. In exchange for having the coolest cargo bike/slowest car on the playa, I request that you organize pickup from Los Altos Hills, donate some amount to charity (let me know which one, amount negotiable), and send me pics of it on the desert. robot@craigslist.org 2018-06-08T18:49:50-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6612026346.html Slow car/huge cargo bike for burning man text Special needs room seeker https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/6609315518.html I am so glad you found this ad. You would be perfect for our room. We know you are having financial difficulty and you just need someone to cut you a break. In our home we are not bound by those silly economic rules that everyone else has. We get free cable, electricity, water and our garbage is so good, the city pays us to take it!!!!!! We are just passing the savings on to you. Drama free! Our home is spotless clean. It takes no effort on your part to keep it that way. It is completely out of the question to hold you to such a high standard. We will merrily pick up after you. We have nothing better to do. Please forgive us for the previous ad requesting that you not have pets. We were soo wrong to assume your ferret has a slight odor. I don't know what got in to me. There is no way your precious dog could ever scratch my wood floors or kill my grass. Thank goodness Spot was there to alert me to the water utility truck at 2 am. Your dog is far more reliable than my Sig Sauer. It is perfectly cool to have your FIVE well taken care of cats stay in your room when you are away. Our friends and family will never be so rude as to comment on the smell of the litter box. We understand how theraputic your pets are at working through your commitment issues and filling in that hole in your heart where a family should be. I think your perfectly safe snake would open my children's eyes to the wonder of the animal kingdom. I look forward to the helicopter ride and the days of anxiety wondering if the anti venom took because my young daughter reached for a wild snake that was not as tame as your pet instead of running away. All you young adults thinking about saving an animal and practicing for kids, STOP! If you are not grown enough to keep your credit card balance low, you can not handle a pet. Pets get fleas, ring worm, broken limbs and the fur can clog your air conditioning coils which can cost you $250 for an HVAC guy to scrub your coils. Our cat got a hold of cold medicine and had to have his stomach pumped. Unlike your room, vets are not free. The creatures cost money! Save yourself first, then an animal. We respect your privacy and admire your quest to prove your independence. Other people should model themselves after you. Feel free to have as many strangers spend the night as you wish. It costs me nothing for your significant other to use my dishes, water, washer and dryer. Put as many hooks as you need in my walls. Let my walls be your canvas. Your expression is more important than me getting my $1200 deposit back. It's your room and you're paying for it. Hell, if you wanted rules, you would just live at mom and dad's right? I am so happy to be out of my parent's place. I can do what ever I want except for the things listed in my ten page lease. In other words, we all have rules we have to follow! If you are breaking the law, have a symphony of funky smells eminating from your room and leave a trail of beer bottles; we will respect your privacy and leave you alone. The minute you start showing that you are making rational decisions, we will be all in your shiznit. We are so proud of you getting your life back together since the DWI conviction. Your new $300 mountain bike should be brought inside when you aren't using it. We will try not to infringe on your right to protect your property by asking you to keep it outside. We enjoy the oil stains in our carpet. I'm sure our landlord will mention it to the new tenants when we leave as a selling point. Again, thank you for reading this post. After proof reading my post I just realized how unreasonable I am to live with. I'm sorry to waste your time. We will pay you to live with us. We could learn from your idealistic wisdom. One more caveat. I asked the electric company if I cleaned the house thouroughly, if they would leave the electricity on. I then contacted the city to see if they could knock a little off the water bill if I offered up some "benefits". I offered to cook for the gas company. Surprisingly, they all said no. That just confirmed my suspicions that all utilities are operated by dirty unichs that never eat. I will have to come up with cash for them. If you are energy conscience, it helps you. That's more money I can give you to live with me. If you are offering "benefits", please check with my wife first. She's been in charge of that for years and she may not want to upset the balance of power she has. Then again, she may be able to employ you in ways far beyond my imagination to further remove my masculine nature. By moving in, you can help me potty train my daughter by yelling and cursing at her when she barges in on your shower time. My son definately needs his confidence shaken when he accidentaly brushes your out of order baby feeders by telling him how much of a bad kid he is. He's four years old. He's not manipulating you in to sex like your last 3 boyfriends. Nor, do I want him drawing on your chest with markers while you sleep. If you are a college student, You are going to have to be more specific about what area you are looking for near TCC, UNT, UTA and UTD. The classrooms are spread all over DFW. When you say you want to be near UTA, it's no different than saying you want to live near a Kroger. All uf us landlords attended local colleges. I hope you enjoyed my ad. I really do have a room for rent that I have not been able to fill with a rational person for months. My wife, myself and my marriage counselor have enjoyed some of the requests made for people seeking rooms\apartments\sex slaves. Here are my top picks for the looney files: 1. 19F Disease Free and not looking for "benefits" (this is not the first mixed message I ever got from a woman) 2. No email or number posted in the ad (I'm shuffling my Taroh cards now) 3. My last $300 apartment was filthy, looking to improve my situation and save money. (let us know how the something for nothing plan works out for you) 4. I'm a responsible 18 year old. (I'm 35, 2 kids, wife, house, car, non-criminal and I still screw up) Call Ripley's 5. I can't afford more than $200 a month. You will never see me. I am always at work. (I call shenanigans! If you are working, you can afford more. You are going to have to get a smaller cell phone plan) 6. Free room for female over 18 with benefits. (I call mine, dramatic pause... wife) * see footnotes 7. Will watch your vacation house for free. (Who vacations in DFW? Might work in Colorado, California or Florida. Joe Pool lake is one of a kind for sure.) 8. Live in nanny in exchange for free room and small salary. (My wife does that job and she shares a room with me. Do you actually think you clean so good to get your own room? Move to Bel Aire) 9. Not only do I need a place to stay, can I borrow some money? (Are you such a bad person that you have burned all your friend's bridges that they won't lend to you?) 10. It's 2018 people. Text me or look at MySpace. (Web sites lie. Report card, parents and work history are more reliable. At best, I will email you) 11. 20F prefer to live in home with people my age. (ROFLMAO! 20 years old? Work for a year at a movie theater? $20K in school loan debt? Still owe $14K on your honda civic? Here, have $160K for your first home! Ha ha ha ha) 12. Young professional seeks housing. (just because you have a job that does not require to have your name on a reusable name tag does not make a you a professional) 13. I am an openminded Christian woman. ( Don't flame me. I am a believer myself, but what are you trying to achieve here? Watch a girls gone wild video. How many girls are on video with WWJD bracelets and proudly wearing their gold cross under their mardi gras beads? ) Gentlemen, I am going to let you in on a secret. Sex costs money. The more sex you want, the more it will cost. You can skirt the bill for a little while and then the big total eventually catches up to you. Girlfriends and mistresses are cheap at first, but eventually you will get hit with fatherhood, child support or a small divorce. Your next upgrade would be professional full service massages and their courteous pimps. If you are still not sure if you are ready for the top of the line sex, you can try the fiance' mode for a while, but be carefull with the early termination charges. If you want the whole enchilada, go for the wife. This is the most expensive sex you can have and thusly the best. If you are truely a love machine, wife will actually go to work on her own and reduce the sexpenses. I've heard stories of men with multiple wives. I've also heard of dragons and unicorns. The response to this post has been hysterical. Only a few haters. They flag and it takes me 30 seconds to repost. Many, many people telling me their roommate from hell stories. I will just keep adding to it. There are real people in need. If you can help and are running a halfway home, Bless you. When investing in people, all it takes is one success story to recover from all the failures. a word or two from a boarder, renter and home owner robot@craigslist.org 2018-06-06T03:22:51-05:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/6609315518.html Special needs room seeker text Prick on the Patio at Wild Wings https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chs/6594680929.html For your own health and the general good of society, I need you to find Jesus. If He doesn't work for you, take up yoga or progressive muscle relaxation - maybe even give Valium a try. Better yet, seek counseling from a licensed therapist. Because buddy, you don't know me, but you seem CRAZY. I'm the lady seated next to you on the patio at Wild Wing Cafe in North Charleston today. Instead of a nice lunch with my mother, I was treated to your delightful 45 minute diatribe of filth. Your performance of what I can only assume was a toddler's temper tantrum was truly inspired. FYI - in most civilized society, when the lovely woman dining with you repeatedly begs you ssshhhh, you really should shut up. Given that the ACTUAL child at your table seems to still be of an impressionable age, I strongly encourage you to expand your vocabulary. As something of a word-enthusiast myself, I was impressed with your highly diverse use of expletives. Who hasn't marveled at the myriad nuances of the F-Bomb? It won Matt Damon and Ben Affleck an Oscar for Good Will Hunting. Pretty sure I read an article about how people who swear are more creative, too. But time and place, man. Time and place. Sunday supper on the Wild Wings patio crawling with kids is neither time nor place. Judgy vocabulary critique aside, here's an observation I think is relevant. In the course of about an hour, you had not one positive thing to say about anything. And I do mean anything. It became like car bingo for us, waiting to see if you were pleased with or grateful for absolutely anything in your life. Cute kid, incredibly patient woman, decent life according to your humble brags, name brand clothes, several beers, table full of food, and my *happy* bingo board stayed blank. If it were *racial slur* bingo, the winnings still wouldn't be enough to tip the waitress what she deserves for putting up with you. Alexis was one of the best waitresses I've ever had there. That's right, she has a name, and it's not the word you were using. You know that beer you lied about waiting for for so long? I tipped her double because she didn't pour it over your head. If she had doused you with it, I'd have left even more. We made sure to let the manager know how things really went down. I think "ass-hat" is the term I used (quietly in private conversation with another adult... like I said, time and place). You were trying to con the meal for free when we left; I hope that didn't work. If you're going to lie about how great the service always IS at the other location where you eat ALL THE TIME, you really shouldn't have specified the one downtown. Yeah, see, I loved that place, too. I was really bummed when they closed 18 months ago. Maybe you're a great guy having a bad day. Maybe you just need somebody to tell you to quit being an ass-hat. Quit being an ass-hat. robot@craigslist.org 2018-05-21T00:29:27-04:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chs/6594680929.html Prick on the Patio at Wild Wings text Gigantic Framed Art Angel Print With Hamburger Thoughts https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/6590745682.html This peint is absolutely huge. It's 56 in Long 1 inch thick and 40 in tall. robot@craigslist.org 2018-05-16T11:57:29-07:00 copyright 2021 craigslist https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/6590745682.html Gigantic Framed Art Angel Print With Hamburger Thoughts text