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	<description>Like lifting weights in the woods.</description>
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		<title>Tuck Frump</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2017/07/07/tuck-frump/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2017 16:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The movement to suckify America continues. Although, an unanticipated benefit seems to be that Robert Reich and Dan Rather now appear in my Facebook feed. How Facebook sensed my political frustration and subscribed me to agents of liberal resistance is beyond me, but I&#8217;m glad for that at least. “Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke&#8217;s [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Blood Road</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2017/06/16/blood-road/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2017 18:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rebecca Rusch is one bad beeyautch, peep this. Her new movie is rad. It&#8217;s called Blood Road and it&#8217;s the best movie I&#8217;ve seen from Red Bull Media House. As painful as it was to drive to helL.A. for the premiere on Monday, I did, and unlike some Santa Monica hipsters I actually really like [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>monumental suck/who votes for this shit?</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2017/06/12/monumental-suck/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 01:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In an ongoing effort to annoy coastal Americans the Trump administration continues to threaten protected federal lands. Obviously this defeats my tree-hugging/ivory tower conspiracy to waste Earth, as revealed in NPR&#8217;s analysis: The ultimate fate of the [27 national] monuments is murky partly because a president&#8217;s authority under the law that established them, the 1906 [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>executive suck</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2017/04/26/executive-suck/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2017 01:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[When I was growing up in Washington State the big environmental fight was over protection of local old-growth forest.  Environmental extremists would drive steel spikes into tree trunks to break loggers&#8217; chainsaws and timber workers would nail dead Spotted Owls to sign posts, went the rumors. My divorced Mom and Dad were respectively an environmental activist and land developer, so [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>brought to you by Goldschlager</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2017/01/26/goldschlager/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2017 21:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t come up with much to write about lately because I&#8217;m still kinda pissed about the new President and I&#8217;ve been building a table. None of this has stopped me from rando YouTubing however, like so: motivating surf short Dark Light &#8211; Desert Escape &#8220;Dark Light can be purchased at theoceanpeople.com/product/dark-light-book (while stocks last.)&#8221; &#8220;This Clip features [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>fun messiah</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2016/11/22/fun-messiah/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2016 16:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[If Steve Edwards were still with us he would be 56 today. So I ask myself what Steve would think of my life in its current state. Steve, I&#8217;m getting out there about as much as I possibly can. I&#8217;ve been on dawn patrol for every big swell since my leg&#8217;s been put back together. I&#8217;ve [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>open and close</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2016/11/15/open-and-close/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2016 20:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[There was this website I can&#8217;t find any more that recommended drinking accomplishments to fulfill before you die. One item on the list was to drink with your Dad. Another was to open and close a bar. They both stuck with me and I have since had drinks with Dad. I&#8217;ve been meaning to check the [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Micah on Hard Boiled</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2016/11/10/micah-on-hard-boiled/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2016 16:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[climbing]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Micah sent Hard Boiled 5.13b last Saturday. The Hebrew Hammer looks strong these days. Here&#8217;s his first two burns and redpoint:]]></description>
		
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		<title>Borophyll</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2016/11/09/borophyll/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2016 16:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a photo of my Mom&#8217;s dogs. They get frustrated too. They didn&#8217;t vote. I was pretty bummed to see Trump&#8217;s election to the the U.S. Presidency. But if almost half my voting countrymates want this, I respect that. There&#8217;s clearly a divide between me and my tree-hugging friends and the rest of red-blooded America. For [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Be Prepared</title>
		<link>https://crankenstein.com/2016/11/03/be-prepared/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elijah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2016 18:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I am an Eagle Scout. It&#8217;s not the most diverse group of blokes one could join but it did introduce me to some good stuff. My passion for climbing, for one, was spawned during my Boy Scout days. &#8220;Look wide, and even when you think you are looking wide &#8211; look wider still.&#8221; — Robert Baden-Powell, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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