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I saw a ruby playing with a child the size of a tangerine

Christian Rasp — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:42:29 +0000

Original:

Alfred: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government.
They were trying to buy the loyalty of the tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones.
But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit.
So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him.
One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine... The bandit had been throwing them away.

Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?

Alfred: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical,
like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch
the world burn.

Fall On Your Sword:

Alfred: One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine.
A long time ago, I saw a child playing with a tangerine the size of a tangerine.
My friends and I were working for the local tangerine.
But in six months, we never met anyone.
Tangerine.
I saw a ruby playing with a child the size of a tangerine.

Bruce Wayne: No.

Alfred: The bandit.
I was in Burma.

Bruce Wayne: Oh good for you! And how was it? Give me a fucking answer!

Alfred: Tangerine... tangerine.
I saw a child with a ruby in Arizona.
Taaaangeriiine.

Bruce Wayne: Seriously man you and me are done professionally.

Alfred: I found one. Taaaangeriiine.

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