https://soundcloud.com/unhireable Wed, 03 Jul 2019 00:00:02 +0000 Wed, 03 Jul 2019 00:00:02 +0000 60 en All rights reserved feeds@soundcloud.com (SoundCloud Feeds) Comic Keren Margolis and homosexual Tommy O'Malley are both power tops who co-host Unhireable, the biological child of the podcast Race Wars. Every week, Keren and Tommy talk to fellow smart attention seekers about the culture. You're welcome. Comic Keren Margolis and homosexual Tommy O'Malle… Unhireable unhireablepodcast@gmail.com Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000281886047-le583j-original.jpg https://soundcloud.com/unhireable tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/455091267 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 14:46:03 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-6-5-18-mixdown-1 01:01:27 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Beloved friends of the show, musical theater influencers (redacted) and (redacted), join us for 8 minutes of almost-conversation before getting triggered and leaving. Then join us for a chill 45 of wtf just happened! Are they THE WORST?? Are WE the worst? So far it’s 2-2 us-them WORST. Make sure you @ us and break the tie!! Beloved friends of the show, musical theater infl… Beloved friends of the show, musical theater influencers (redacted) and (redacted), join us for 8 minutes of almost-conversation before getting triggered and leaving. Then join us for a chill 45 of wtf just happened! Are they THE WORST?? Are WE the worst? So far it’s 2-2 us-them WORST. Make sure you @ us and break the tie!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/451792641 Thu, 31 May 2018 18:52:36 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-no-echo-mixdown-1 01:04:48 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Is America’s batshit aunt Roseanne fucked forever after that dumb racist tweet? Is cancelling a human being a great idea or really fucking evil? Can Roseanne ever rebrand? Did we not see this coming from her ICONIC national anthem debacle? Do you cancel your family when they say dumb racist shit? And last but not least, is the real problem the cancelled or the CANCELLER? (Tommy & Keren argued about the spelling of "cancelled"; Keren won, but whose side are you on?) Is America’s batshit aunt Roseanne fucked forever… Is America’s batshit aunt Roseanne fucked forever after that dumb racist tweet? Is cancelling a human being a great idea or really fucking evil? Can Roseanne ever rebrand? Did we not see this coming from her ICONIC national anthem debacle? Do you cancel your family when they say dumb racist shit? And last but not least, is the real problem the cancelled or the CANCELLER? (Tommy & Keren argued about the spelling of "cancelled"; Keren won, but whose side are you on?) tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/448187079 Wed, 23 May 2018 19:38:29 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-5-22-18-mixdown-1 01:20:16 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Wtf happened on last week’s Race Wars?? Is Milo an ANYHOLE™ or a NEVERHOLE™? Was he right about reparations? Is Trump gonna be a reparations president to spite literally everyone? Does it even matter if we don’t fix our prisons? Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport help us solve race and Milo but we do most of the work!!! Wtf happened on last week’s Race Wars?? Is Milo a… Wtf happened on last week’s Race Wars?? Is Milo an ANYHOLE™ or a NEVERHOLE™? Was he right about reparations? Is Trump gonna be a reparations president to spite literally everyone? Does it even matter if we don’t fix our prisons? Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport help us solve race and Milo but we do most of the work!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/441545988 Wed, 09 May 2018 14:33:01 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/76-apocalpyse-w-raanan-hershberg-dani-zoldan 01:00:36 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Tommy is surrounded by JEWS (Dani Zoldan, owner of Stand Up NY and Raanan Hershberg, comic) and throws everyone into an Israel hole, blames them, and screams until they change the subject. Dani launched an online comedy class, and teaches us that a tight 5 means a short set and not your fisting hand. Is comedy is an apocalypse career? Is Trump is a global warming president? Was Raanan’s first beej his best beej? In conclusion, HOLOCAUST! Tommy is surrounded by JEWS (Dani Zoldan, owner o… Tommy is surrounded by JEWS (Dani Zoldan, owner of Stand Up NY and Raanan Hershberg, comic) and throws everyone into an Israel hole, blames them, and screams until they change the subject. Dani launched an online comedy class, and teaches us that a tight 5 means a short set and not your fisting hand. Is comedy is an apocalypse career? Is Trump is a global warming president? Was Raanan’s first beej his best beej? In conclusion, HOLOCAUST! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/438559995 Thu, 03 May 2018 01:22:57 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-75-wolf-w-keren-tommy-050218 00:53:29 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes ANYHOLE™ Michelle Wolf turned bombing in front of our nation’s most annoying audience into the best part of her set and for that we offer up all of our holes. Also! Daddy Doug makes the case for not throwing people in the garbage, a Tiffany Maples Trump is a sex act, and lastly, the way a Jew screws Tommy is NOT the same as how Tommy screws a Jew! ANYHOLE™ Michelle Wolf turned bombing in front of… ANYHOLE™ Michelle Wolf turned bombing in front of our nation’s most annoying audience into the best part of her set and for that we offer up all of our holes. Also! Daddy Doug makes the case for not throwing people in the garbage, a Tiffany Maples Trump is a sex act, and lastly, the way a Jew screws Tommy is NOT the same as how Tommy screws a Jew! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/434918643 Wed, 25 Apr 2018 12:05:19 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/74-default-yes-w-keren-tommy 01:07:24 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Are our minds as closed as our buttholes? Are we all a bunch of default no’s? Will we ever get the Puritan stick out our asses? How come Kanye’s cancelled but Mel Gibson isn’t? How do we shame people the right amount when online shame shames on forever? Are our minds as closed as our buttholes? Are we … Are our minds as closed as our buttholes? Are we all a bunch of default no’s? Will we ever get the Puritan stick out our asses? How come Kanye’s cancelled but Mel Gibson isn’t? How do we shame people the right amount when online shame shames on forever? tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/432853386 Sat, 21 Apr 2018 00:02:23 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/73-uncle-georgeous-w-marie-faustin-and-sydnee-washington 01:14:56 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Friend emeritus of the show Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez gives us #arsongoals!! Plus, is #Beyoncé Queen Bey, or is she a capitalist (we refuse to say the C word about Queen Bey) Friend emeritus of the show Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez… Friend emeritus of the show Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez gives us #arsongoals!! Plus, is #Beyoncé Queen Bey, or is she a capitalist (we refuse to say the C word about Queen Bey) tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/428198817 Wed, 11 Apr 2018 15:39:58 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/72-jonbenet-mitzvah-w-david-goldberg 01:23:14 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Time Out NY’s David Goldberg once ranked us 11th out of 13 best pods, but that’s because he misspelled 1! Can the New York market only sustain so many gays, queers and bitches? How many yaaaaassssses were torn from the lips of Ru Paul? Are true New Yorkers amphibians (hybrid switchy toppy bottoms)? There’s only one way to find out!!! Tell us what you think @unhireableshow! Time Out NY’s David Goldberg once ranked us 11th … Time Out NY’s David Goldberg once ranked us 11th out of 13 best pods, but that’s because he misspelled 1! Can the New York market only sustain so many gays, queers and bitches? How many yaaaaassssses were torn from the lips of Ru Paul? Are true New Yorkers amphibians (hybrid switchy toppy bottoms)? There’s only one way to find out!!! Tell us what you think @unhireableshow! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/424781283 Wed, 04 Apr 2018 17:50:21 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/71-going-full-hogg-w-doug 01:07:30 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes What silent billionaire money created the Parkland Spice Kids? And how are we co-creating them?? Listener and stable genius social policy researcher Doug brings it back to the real gun epidemic and how to make it change. @ us @unhireableshow!! What silent billionaire money created the Parklan… What silent billionaire money created the Parkland Spice Kids? And how are we co-creating them?? Listener and stable genius social policy researcher Doug brings it back to the real gun epidemic and how to make it change. @ us @unhireableshow!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/421444392 Wed, 28 Mar 2018 18:29:14 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/70-rise-of-the-asshole-w-keren-and-tommy 01:09:26 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes School shootings are creating uncomfortable kid celebrities: agree or secretly agree?? Pls @ us. Research suggests that New Yorkers are lil Machiavelli sociopath narcissist cunts, but in a good way! It's science. PLUS Tommy is clearly a racist, and yet everyone agrees that Keren is a racist. School shootings are creating uncomfortable kid c… School shootings are creating uncomfortable kid celebrities: agree or secretly agree?? Pls @ us. Research suggests that New Yorkers are lil Machiavelli sociopath narcissist cunts, but in a good way! It's science. PLUS Tommy is clearly a racist, and yet everyone agrees that Keren is a racist. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/417303816 Wed, 21 Mar 2018 23:02:59 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/69-ben-rapelisberger-w-eli-sairs 00:51:08 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Heterosexual Eli Sairs is the champ! Tommy and Champ grew up under football supremacy, which is a kind of violence. Something’s different about Keren, but what??? Everyone agrees that Oscars are gay football, and no one disagrees that fag don’t sag Heterosexual Eli Sairs is the champ! Tommy and Ch… Heterosexual Eli Sairs is the champ! Tommy and Champ grew up under football supremacy, which is a kind of violence. Something’s different about Keren, but what??? Everyone agrees that Oscars are gay football, and no one disagrees that fag don’t sag tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/410602941 Thu, 08 Mar 2018 17:08:51 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/68-it-was-meant-to-plan-b-w-chrissie-mayr 01:20:01 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Pantsless friend of the show Chrissie Mayr’s best abortion years are behind her! Some things are just meant to (Plan) B. Public fisting inspired Chrissie to do comedy, and alleged power bot-Tom Brady inspires everyone to get to fucking! Pantsless friend of the show Chrissie Mayr’s best… Pantsless friend of the show Chrissie Mayr’s best abortion years are behind her! Some things are just meant to (Plan) B. Public fisting inspired Chrissie to do comedy, and alleged power bot-Tom Brady inspires everyone to get to fucking! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/406676934 Wed, 28 Feb 2018 21:02:50 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/67-theres-no-we-in-abortion-w-chandler-fowles 01:37:22 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Dear friend of the show Chandler had her FIRST abortion last week, accompanied by Keren. Keren is a hero and brave! SPOILER: everyone agrees that life starts at conception, and that abortion is murder Dear friend of the show Chandler had her FIRST ab… Dear friend of the show Chandler had her FIRST abortion last week, accompanied by Keren. Keren is a hero and brave! SPOILER: everyone agrees that life starts at conception, and that abortion is murder tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/403126755 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 19:44:05 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/66-friends-of-the-show-w-michael-zakaim 01:15:14 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Listener Michael Zakaim joins us at Tommy’s home for a beautiful ep and now Tommy has to move. Tommy TIME’S UPs Top Chef season 1 winner Harold Dieterle and his former business partner Alicia Nosenzo, proud failed restaurant owners, for fucking their employees out of money but continuing to enjoy a life of luxury and retweets from Andy Cohen. All 3 are OF COURSE welcome on the show any time. Listener Michael Zakaim joins us at Tommy’s home … Listener Michael Zakaim joins us at Tommy’s home for a beautiful ep and now Tommy has to move. Tommy TIME’S UPs Top Chef season 1 winner Harold Dieterle and his former business partner Alicia Nosenzo, proud failed restaurant owners, for fucking their employees out of money but continuing to enjoy a life of luxury and retweets from Andy Cohen. All 3 are OF COURSE welcome on the show any time. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/399680727 Wed, 14 Feb 2018 20:31:05 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/65-olympic-tea-w-amini-fonua 01:20:11 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Amini is a FULL HALF TONGAN OLYMPIC ATHLETE y’all!!! DID YOU KNOW that Olympians are stressed out nerds who are NOT fucking??? In other news, Rose McGowan is both a mess and a friend of the show, and The Hillary is irl Tracy Flick. 🇺🇸 Amini is a FULL HALF TONGAN OLYMPIC ATHLETE y’all… Amini is a FULL HALF TONGAN OLYMPIC ATHLETE y’all!!! DID YOU KNOW that Olympians are stressed out nerds who are NOT fucking??? In other news, Rose McGowan is both a mess and a friend of the show, and The Hillary is irl Tracy Flick. 🇺🇸 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/396017337 Wed, 07 Feb 2018 21:12:12 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/64-race-war-w-von-decarlo-jadon-woodard-flip-bundles 01:25:05 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes It’s all sperm jokes and contact high until Tommy kicks off a race war by screaming Trump at people. Are white people full of shit and excuses? Are black people too triggered? Are you TEAM WHITE or TEAM BLACK? Jk lol!! We’re all on one team, and that’s team LET’S FUCK. It’s all sperm jokes and contact high until Tommy… It’s all sperm jokes and contact high until Tommy kicks off a race war by screaming Trump at people. Are white people full of shit and excuses? Are black people too triggered? Are you TEAM WHITE or TEAM BLACK? Jk lol!! We’re all on one team, and that’s team LET’S FUCK. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/392562900 Wed, 31 Jan 2018 20:40:09 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/63-pockets-w-pockets-graham 01:02:01 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes We watch the ICONIC State of the Union on mute, which is the only correct way to watch it. Pockets has had a #metoo life of crack and murder and currently manages a halfway house, which is a terrifying house full of felons. Keren and Pockets get into their roast battle; everyone makes a heartfelt wish to god. Amen. We watch the ICONIC State of the Union on mute, w… We watch the ICONIC State of the Union on mute, which is the only correct way to watch it. Pockets has had a #metoo life of crack and murder and currently manages a halfway house, which is a terrifying house full of felons. Keren and Pockets get into their roast battle; everyone makes a heartfelt wish to god. Amen. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/388509660 Wed, 24 Jan 2018 18:16:59 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/62-contrarianarchist-w-michael-malice 01:12:48 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Michael is an anarchist, which means he doesn’t believe in telling people what an anarchist is. Tommy bravely explains why his working legs refused to carry him into Night for Freedom while he and Michael have a dick-measuring contest (Keren won) Michael is an anarchist, which means he doesn’t b… Michael is an anarchist, which means he doesn’t believe in telling people what an anarchist is. Tommy bravely explains why his working legs refused to carry him into Night for Freedom while he and Michael have a dick-measuring contest (Keren won) tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/385099034 Wed, 17 Jan 2018 19:43:11 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/61-drop-dead-gorgeous-w-keren-and-tommy 01:09:41 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Remember the cruel, unwinnable 90s?? Remember when all clothes had 4 corners? Remember when Tori Spelling was so hot it upset people? Us neither!!!! We’re sooooo young!!!!! Remember the cruel, unwinnable 90s?? Remember whe… Remember the cruel, unwinnable 90s?? Remember when all clothes had 4 corners? Remember when Tori Spelling was so hot it upset people? Us neither!!!! We’re sooooo young!!!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/381828128 Thu, 11 Jan 2018 02:22:35 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/60-me-too-superstars-w-keren-and-tommy 01:04:29 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Oprah wins Queen Bitch and Hillary is defeated!! Meanwhile, everyone’s getting #metoo’d by #metoo, Tommy has crabs, and we rank the ME TOO SUPERSTARS of the Golden Globes. Who is YOUR #metoo breakout star of 2018? Tell us @unhireableshow!!! Oprah wins Queen Bitch and Hillary is defeated!! … Oprah wins Queen Bitch and Hillary is defeated!! Meanwhile, everyone’s getting #metoo’d by #metoo, Tommy has crabs, and we rank the ME TOO SUPERSTARS of the Golden Globes. Who is YOUR #metoo breakout star of 2018? Tell us @unhireableshow!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/378950372 Fri, 05 Jan 2018 01:22:39 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/who-are-you-why-are-you-here-w-chris-scopo-chen-the-hat-man 01:10:04 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Trump’s FAKE NEWS AWARDS are making everyone’s year and it’s only January 2!!!! We nominate us, and the lying failing media who fails!! It’s an honor. Chen doesn’t believe in not having herpes, and Scopo fucked a dead fish for a full year before deciding he prefers live fish. What kind of fish do you like to fuck?? Let us know @unhireableshow ! Trump’s FAKE NEWS AWARDS are making everyone’s ye… Trump’s FAKE NEWS AWARDS are making everyone’s year and it’s only January 2!!!! We nominate us, and the lying failing media who fails!! It’s an honor. Chen doesn’t believe in not having herpes, and Scopo fucked a dead fish for a full year before deciding he prefers live fish. What kind of fish do you like to fuck?? Let us know @unhireableshow ! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/375804638 Thu, 28 Dec 2017 18:29:53 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/58-filthy-pig-bottom 01:03:38 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes HAPPY NEW YEAR, CUNTS!!! Come kick it and blaze a fatty with us while we retrospazz over a year of FIRE ASS CONTENT and help our beloved producer Shelby transition from deep sea creature to amphibious land dweller in the new year. THANK YOU for a cunty, sexually abusive year, fam!!! Wishing you all a #metoo, #imwithher, #neverchelsea 2018!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR, CUNTS!!! Come kick it and blaze a… HAPPY NEW YEAR, CUNTS!!! Come kick it and blaze a fatty with us while we retrospazz over a year of FIRE ASS CONTENT and help our beloved producer Shelby transition from deep sea creature to amphibious land dweller in the new year. THANK YOU for a cunty, sexually abusive year, fam!!! Wishing you all a #metoo, #imwithher, #neverchelsea 2018!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/372222992 Wed, 20 Dec 2017 18:29:05 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/57-rapid-fired-w-andrew-manning 01:09:01 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Andrew Indian gave a double-ended dildo to his friend’s mom and accidentally #metoo ‘d someone with it (it’s not or is what you think); Tommy’s cousin gave his aunt a wrapped dildo for her birthday; and our sweet Andrew legit started puberty 3 months ago!!! Mazal tov Andrew!!! Merry Christmas and a dope ass Hannukah!!! Andrew Indian gave a double-ended dildo to his fr… Andrew Indian gave a double-ended dildo to his friend’s mom and accidentally #metoo ‘d someone with it (it’s not or is what you think); Tommy’s cousin gave his aunt a wrapped dildo for her birthday; and our sweet Andrew legit started puberty 3 months ago!!! Mazal tov Andrew!!! Merry Christmas and a dope ass Hannukah!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/369162155 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 22:12:30 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/56-blowjob-gillibrand-w-keren-tommy 01:04:27 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Marry/fuck/kill: Roy Moore, Roy Moore’s wife, and Roy Moore’s Jew lawyer; #metoo is ASLEEP on the Afflecks; Anderson Cooper is a cunt; Keren discovers that the B in plan B stands for Bortion Marry/fuck/kill: Roy Moore, Roy Moore’s wife, and… Marry/fuck/kill: Roy Moore, Roy Moore’s wife, and Roy Moore’s Jew lawyer; #metoo is ASLEEP on the Afflecks; Anderson Cooper is a cunt; Keren discovers that the B in plan B stands for Bortion tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/366009401 Wed, 06 Dec 2017 23:54:24 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/55-metoo-w-keren-and-tommy 01:09:28 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Tommy describes his #metoo and says everybody fucking relax; vape™ (vague rape) is when you don’t say rape but everyone knows what you mean; who (living) would you take down with a #metoo if you got #metoo’d? Asking for a friend. ;) Tommy describes his #metoo and says everybody fuc… Tommy describes his #metoo and says everybody fucking relax; vape™ (vague rape) is when you don’t say rape but everyone knows what you mean; who (living) would you take down with a #metoo if you got #metoo’d? Asking for a friend. ;) tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/362817929 Thu, 30 Nov 2017 05:00:10 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/54-cumcast-w-nick-mullen 01:09:56 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Happy Thanksgiving! WE’RE BACK!!! Nick is balls deep in crypto; everyone knows that Hollywood is a boy-fucking AIDS opera; Charlie Sheen is so horrible that he looped back to hilarious; marry fuck kill is HELLA marry fuck killy this week!!! Happy Thanksgiving! WE’RE BACK!!! Nick is balls d… Happy Thanksgiving! WE’RE BACK!!! Nick is balls deep in crypto; everyone knows that Hollywood is a boy-fucking AIDS opera; Charlie Sheen is so horrible that he looped back to hilarious; marry fuck kill is HELLA marry fuck killy this week!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/356910605 Fri, 17 Nov 2017 02:00:22 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/53-first-lady-of-vice 01:05:32 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Keren and Tommy spill mad tea on last week’s TBS live show for NY Comedy Fest, including ALLEGEDLY weed cookies allegedly, the alleged packed house, and alleged GOATs Mehran Khaghani and Krystyna Hutchinson, allegedly Keren and Tommy spill mad tea on last week’s TBS … Keren and Tommy spill mad tea on last week’s TBS live show for NY Comedy Fest, including ALLEGEDLY weed cookies allegedly, the alleged packed house, and alleged GOATs Mehran Khaghani and Krystyna Hutchinson, allegedly tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/354742520 Sun, 12 Nov 2017 18:34:44 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-x-ny-comedy-fest-w-krystyna-hutchinson-mehran-khaghani 00:50:53 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Unhireable goes LIVE for the Fest!! Louis C.K. is a dongle diddler, but is he really a Weinstein? Tommy gets his property stolen LIVE, and Mehran proves that some sluts should be shamed. Special thanks to NY Comedy Festival and everyone who came out to throw down!!! Unhireable goes LIVE for the Fest!! Louis C.K. is… Unhireable goes LIVE for the Fest!! Louis C.K. is a dongle diddler, but is he really a Weinstein? Tommy gets his property stolen LIVE, and Mehran proves that some sluts should be shamed. Special thanks to NY Comedy Festival and everyone who came out to throw down!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/349768795 Wed, 01 Nov 2017 22:12:16 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/51-happy-annihalloterrorism-w-keren-tommy 01:01:38 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Today is ALMOST our anniversary AND it’s Halloween AND that psycho just murdered joggers on the West Side Highway, because no good exercise goes unpunished. Ya girls get into a fight* about whether terrorism makes you a bad person, and as always, Keren wins*. *not really!! *but yes. Today is ALMOST our anniversary AND it’s Hallowee… Today is ALMOST our anniversary AND it’s Halloween AND that psycho just murdered joggers on the West Side Highway, because no good exercise goes unpunished. Ya girls get into a fight* about whether terrorism makes you a bad person, and as always, Keren wins*. *not really!! *but yes. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/348465546 Wed, 25 Oct 2017 04:00:26 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/50-solosode-w-tommy-and-keren 01:08:31 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Everything feels like a dream and not real. Just us?? Trump is the first post-9/11 president; his son is an unrisen yeast monster; Keren learns about football; people continue to not give two shits about Bryan Singer. Everything feels like a dream and not real. Just … Everything feels like a dream and not real. Just us?? Trump is the first post-9/11 president; his son is an unrisen yeast monster; Keren learns about football; people continue to not give two shits about Bryan Singer. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347777812 Fri, 20 Oct 2017 13:30:10 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/49-the-vegan-brownie-of-molly-w-joel-kim-booster 01:09:06 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Don't die of shock, but Joel and Tommy got into a gay twitter beef; Joel says the live-action Beauty and the Beast was better than the animation bc PLAGUE; Tommy suffers the least bc he is a cis white male; everyone suffers more than Tommy. Don't die of shock, but Joel and Tommy got into a… Don't die of shock, but Joel and Tommy got into a gay twitter beef; Joel says the live-action Beauty and the Beast was better than the animation bc PLAGUE; Tommy suffers the least bc he is a cis white male; everyone suffers more than Tommy. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347775394 Fri, 20 Oct 2017 13:06:20 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/48-risk-w-kevin-allison 01:25:46 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Kevin hosts RISK!, a storytelling show based on Keren and Tommy's obnoxious personalities; Kevin spills a never-before-told and creepy af story about personally waiting on Harvey Weinstein; lying in Risks is not only ok, it's lowkey necessary; Kevin went to kink camp and discovered that "pansexual" just means greedy. Kevin hosts RISK!, a storytelling show based on K… Kevin hosts RISK!, a storytelling show based on Keren and Tommy's obnoxious personalities; Kevin spills a never-before-told and creepy af story about personally waiting on Harvey Weinstein; lying in Risks is not only ok, it's lowkey necessary; Kevin went to kink camp and discovered that "pansexual" just means greedy. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/346081864 Mon, 09 Oct 2017 14:39:42 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/47-beige-dr-phil-w-dante-nero 01:21:19 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Everyone on the show has fucked between 6 and 2000 people; Donald Trump’s problem is he’s not a benevolent king; tiki torchers are mediocre entitled betas who don’t try; in relationships, someone has to be the man? Everyone on the show has fucked between 6 and 200… Everyone on the show has fucked between 6 and 2000 people; Donald Trump’s problem is he’s not a benevolent king; tiki torchers are mediocre entitled betas who don’t try; in relationships, someone has to be the man? tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/344854966 Sun, 01 Oct 2017 15:10:33 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/46-free-speech-w-tyler-coates 01:02:21 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Tyler says a swastika maybe shouldn't be protected speech, and neither should the Game of Thrones guys' new show about black slavery still being a thing in America; everyone yells about whether it's racist to not wanna hear a white person blorble on about race; if everything's crazy, then nothing's crazy (but everything is crazy tho). Tyler says a swastika maybe shouldn't be protecte… Tyler says a swastika maybe shouldn't be protected speech, and neither should the Game of Thrones guys' new show about black slavery still being a thing in America; everyone yells about whether it's racist to not wanna hear a white person blorble on about race; if everything's crazy, then nothing's crazy (but everything is crazy tho). tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343270659 Wed, 20 Sep 2017 19:06:07 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/45-joint-turducken-with-chrissie-mayr-and-cookiepuss 01:12:53 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Cookiepuss moved mad weed at NYU, a marriage pedigree school that Keren and Cookie are the losers of; everyone but Chrissie is a felon; Sean Spicer hasn't finished his time out: agree or very agree? An ACTUAL DRUG DEAL happens FOR DRUGS, and fuck/marry/kill with present company gets fucking real!!!! Cookiepuss moved mad weed at NYU, a marriage pedi… Cookiepuss moved mad weed at NYU, a marriage pedigree school that Keren and Cookie are the losers of; everyone but Chrissie is a felon; Sean Spicer hasn't finished his time out: agree or very agree? An ACTUAL DRUG DEAL happens FOR DRUGS, and fuck/marry/kill with present company gets fucking real!!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342183821 Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:36:40 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-44 01:12:00 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Usama is an obvious 9/11 baby; Tommy and Usamy have crazy chemistry; Usama testifies to Keren's horrific onstage shit-eating; everyone agrees that Kid Rock the politician is the best thing that ever happened and also the end of the world. Usama is an obvious 9/11 baby; Tommy and Usamy ha… Usama is an obvious 9/11 baby; Tommy and Usamy have crazy chemistry; Usama testifies to Keren's horrific onstage shit-eating; everyone agrees that Kid Rock the politician is the best thing that ever happened and also the end of the world. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341233416 Wed, 06 Sep 2017 23:06:03 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/divas-w-les-fabian-brathwaite 01:08:19 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Keren gets (trigger warning) brutally outfagged; Lester got sashayed and chasséed TWICE by RU PAUL!!! This is a big fucking deal. Tommy points the finger at some STUNT ASS BITCHES, but four fingers point back at us. Keren gets (trigger warning) brutally outfagged; … Keren gets (trigger warning) brutally outfagged; Lester got sashayed and chasséed TWICE by RU PAUL!!! This is a big fucking deal. Tommy points the finger at some STUNT ASS BITCHES, but four fingers point back at us. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/340188724 Wed, 30 Aug 2017 19:43:04 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-42 01:14:12 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes This week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world is backwards and upside down (tbh the original ep we recorded was too musical theater faggy so that's on Patreon.com/unhireable). This ep: Singy Broadway prude Lacretta (no last name) balls out hates jizz and has a master's degree in vocal pedagogy (which only sounds like a kind of felony). Tommy doesn't not love the smell of homeless (relateable!); everyone knows that if you don't smell like (trigger warning) pussy after a workout, it's high key time to move your body before it turns into an unused raisin. This week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world i… This week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world is backwards and upside down (tbh the original ep we recorded was too musical theater faggy so that's on Patreon.com/unhireable). This ep: Singy Broadway prude Lacretta (no last name) balls out hates jizz and has a master's degree in vocal pedagogy (which only sounds like a kind of felony). Tommy doesn't not love the smell of homeless (relateable!); everyone knows that if you don't smell like (trigger warning) pussy after a workout, it's high key time to move your body before it turns into an unused raisin. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/339325007 Thu, 24 Aug 2017 19:12:11 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-41 01:02:11 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Trigger warning: blah politics blah annoying blah white people. Former asexual Sarah dykes up the pod, Tommy whitesplains why white people are afraid to talk to black people, and Keren racistly argues that everyone can be and is be a racist. Trigger warning: blah politics blah annoying blah… Trigger warning: blah politics blah annoying blah white people. Former asexual Sarah dykes up the pod, Tommy whitesplains why white people are afraid to talk to black people, and Keren racistly argues that everyone can be and is be a racist. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338139432 Wed, 16 Aug 2017 15:58:58 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/40-happy-birthday-sherrod-w-keren-tommy 01:02:45 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes It's Sherrod's birthday!! To celebrate, his white children podcast without him! We love you, black dad!! Today is also Kurt and Tommy's two year anniversary of fighting as strangers online! We check in after Charlottesville, Tommy insists that Jews and blacks hate each other despite being neither, and lastly, Rapid Fired is the window to the gross little soul. It's Sherrod's birthday!! To celebrate, his white… It's Sherrod's birthday!! To celebrate, his white children podcast without him! We love you, black dad!! Today is also Kurt and Tommy's two year anniversary of fighting as strangers online! We check in after Charlottesville, Tommy insists that Jews and blacks hate each other despite being neither, and lastly, Rapid Fired is the window to the gross little soul. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/337164321 Wed, 09 Aug 2017 16:52:26 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/39-woody-sez-w-david-lutken 01:17:55 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes David breaks down Woody "This Land Is Your Land" Guthrie (dead white Commie bastard ANYHOLE™ with a Klan ass dad) and his poems about not being a piece of shit for 2 seconds; Donald Trump descended from heaven in the 1980s to give David career advice; Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Trump's dad and it's a hot ass banger. David breaks down Woody "This Land Is Your Land" … David breaks down Woody "This Land Is Your Land" Guthrie (dead white Commie bastard ANYHOLE™ with a Klan ass dad) and his poems about not being a piece of shit for 2 seconds; Donald Trump descended from heaven in the 1980s to give David career advice; Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Trump's dad and it's a hot ass banger. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/335954096 Wed, 02 Aug 2017 15:39:52 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/38-get-it-out-of-your-system-w-g2g-tommy-white-keren 00:56:00 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Tommy & Keren are over news, over Trump, over Green, over Jews, over holes, over outrage; Tommy & Keren are into stunt ass bitches (hi hello what's up Chadwick Moore come on our show)and still balls out obsessed w all of u (no homo). Tommy & Keren are over news, over Trump, over Gre… Tommy & Keren are over news, over Trump, over Green, over Jews, over holes, over outrage; Tommy & Keren are into stunt ass bitches (hi hello what's up Chadwick Moore come on our show)and still balls out obsessed w all of u (no homo). tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/334867548 Wed, 26 Jul 2017 02:57:24 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/37-enemy-of-the-show-w-erick-hellwig 01:05:52 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Finally, three brave white people (depends what you mean by "white," depends what you mean by "people") talk about whiteness, race, reparations, and being white. Finally, three brave white people (depends what y… Finally, three brave white people (depends what you mean by "white," depends what you mean by "people") talk about whiteness, race, reparations, and being white. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/333799935 Wed, 19 Jul 2017 04:00:22 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-36 01:15:10 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Akeem and Anthony, both running for public office, talk #shutdownrikers, The Kalief Browder Foundation and cop-watching; everyone agrees that Keren is a racist. Akeem and Anthony, both running for public office… Akeem and Anthony, both running for public office, talk #shutdownrikers, The Kalief Browder Foundation and cop-watching; everyone agrees that Keren is a racist. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/332792640 Wed, 12 Jul 2017 04:00:00 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/35-trump-turn-up-w-jake-hart 01:07:30 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Everyone makes Trump noises, but only Keren has the BALLS to call him the best president of our generation; Jake would’t fuck Jenna Jameson, but this is a lie. Everyone makes Trump noises, but only Keren has t… Everyone makes Trump noises, but only Keren has the BALLS to call him the best president of our generation; Jake would’t fuck Jenna Jameson, but this is a lie. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/332171471 Fri, 07 Jul 2017 23:26:08 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/34-turncoat-homosexuals-w-mehran-khaghani 01:21:16 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Mehran and Tommy discover that they’re the same messy faggot; Mehran scolds Keren and Tommy for knowing nothing about him, but showed up here without even bothering to learn that they know nothing about ANYTHING, so joke’s on you, MEHRAN. Thanks for listening!! Don’t forget to follow us @UNHIREABLESHOW on Twitty and Insty, subscribe, and rate us on iTunes. ;) Mehran and Tommy discover that they’re the same m… Mehran and Tommy discover that they’re the same messy faggot; Mehran scolds Keren and Tommy for knowing nothing about him, but showed up here without even bothering to learn that they know nothing about ANYTHING, so joke’s on you, MEHRAN. Thanks for listening!! Don’t forget to follow us @UNHIREABLESHOW on Twitty and Insty, subscribe, and rate us on iTunes. ;) tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/330470051 Wed, 28 Jun 2017 04:00:49 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/33-aholes 01:06:37 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Tommy's a$$hole doctor is an a$$hole but also Tommy is an a$$hole and could stand to be less of an a$$hole. White Keren is not white in Sweden and it triggers and disturbs her. Tommy's a$$hole doctor is an a$$hole but also Tom… Tommy's a$$hole doctor is an a$$hole but also Tommy is an a$$hole and could stand to be less of an a$$hole. White Keren is not white in Sweden and it triggers and disturbs her. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/329139408 Wed, 21 Jun 2017 04:00:24 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-32-chrissie-mayr 01:02:18 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Comic and genuine halfsie Chrissie Mayr explains why she voted Chill Jill, why she fucks chicks, why Long Island, and marry/fuck/kill Chelsea/Jill's hot son/Jill's gross son. Comic and genuine halfsie Chrissie Mayr explains … Comic and genuine halfsie Chrissie Mayr explains why she voted Chill Jill, why she fucks chicks, why Long Island, and marry/fuck/kill Chelsea/Jill's hot son/Jill's gross son. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/327953370 Wed, 14 Jun 2017 04:00:54 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/31-faggot-w-matteo-lane 01:25:13 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes It’s PRIIIIIIIDE MONTH!!!! You better believe we got comedy homegirl Matteo Fucking Lane to come fag out with us. Listen and you’re welcome as Matteo does Liza, Cher, AND Chazzy, explains gays, explains comedy, does a sick Evan Williams, and fucks with probably the most rapid, most fired Rapid Fired EVER. Then he apologizes for being a garbage guest and we graciously forgive him. It’s PRIIIIIIIDE MONTH!!!! You better believe we … It’s PRIIIIIIIDE MONTH!!!! You better believe we got comedy homegirl Matteo Fucking Lane to come fag out with us. Listen and you’re welcome as Matteo does Liza, Cher, AND Chazzy, explains gays, explains comedy, does a sick Evan Williams, and fucks with probably the most rapid, most fired Rapid Fired EVER. Then he apologizes for being a garbage guest and we graciously forgive him. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/326848103 Wed, 07 Jun 2017 04:00:35 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/30-4-jews-and-a-queen-w-yehuda-meiteles-etc 01:02:34 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes We pretty much solved Israel, and we’re good on that for a while. Yehuda literally makes everyone cum with his Jew ramblings about fucking. Marry fuck kill forces gayness on the unwilling. That’s a wrap on Israel!!! Thank you Israel. We pretty much solved Israel, and we’re good on t… We pretty much solved Israel, and we’re good on that for a while. Yehuda literally makes everyone cum with his Jew ramblings about fucking. Marry fuck kill forces gayness on the unwilling. That’s a wrap on Israel!!! Thank you Israel. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/325301104 Wed, 31 May 2017 04:00:23 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/29-make-america-relate-again-w-samia-mounts-kurt-metzger 01:00:03 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Samia talks to lady Trump voters on her new pod and thinks pro-lifers can totally come around. Keren disagrees but could stand to be less of a cunt. Tommy fags out because Samia's a high belter, and Kurt shows up an hour late but stays for da sick bonus. Samia talks to lady Trump voters on her new pod a… Samia talks to lady Trump voters on her new pod and thinks pro-lifers can totally come around. Keren disagrees but could stand to be less of a cunt. Tommy fags out because Samia's a high belter, and Kurt shows up an hour late but stays for da sick bonus. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/324197209 Wed, 24 May 2017 04:00:48 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/28-greenyc-w-persephone-sarah-jane-smith-james-lane 01:08:25 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Persephone is a black trans woman military vet and is running for City Council. James is a longtime Green Party shit stirrer (stirry for a Green which is fucking stirry as fuck) and is running for Public Advocate. Everyone agrees that Keren is a racist. Persephone is a black trans woman military vet an… Persephone is a black trans woman military vet and is running for City Council. James is a longtime Green Party shit stirrer (stirry for a Green which is fucking stirry as fuck) and is running for Public Advocate. Everyone agrees that Keren is a racist. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/322951077 Wed, 17 May 2017 12:31:47 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/27-mother-w-sian-pierre-regis-rebecca-danigelis 00:54:31 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Filmmaker and friend of the show Sian-Pierre talks about the dope fucking movie he’s making about his mom, Rebecca. Rebecca’s 75 and just got fired, which is like if Mary Poppins was 75 and got fired. It’s Mary fucking Poppins!! Check out the trailer and donate to their Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1404267082/duty-free-a-documentary-film , OR just listen to this awesome fucking show we made for you and your ma. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Filmmaker and friend of the… HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Filmmaker and friend of the show Sian-Pierre talks about the dope fucking movie he’s making about his mom, Rebecca. Rebecca’s 75 and just got fired, which is like if Mary Poppins was 75 and got fired. It’s Mary fucking Poppins!! Check out the trailer and donate to their Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1404267082/duty-free-a-documentary-film , OR just listen to this awesome fucking show we made for you and your ma. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/321837701 Wed, 10 May 2017 04:00:06 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-5-2-17 00:58:24 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Is Jill Stein THE ANYHOLE™ Dream Guest?? Round Table: Is Jill Stein THE wrong white woman to lead the Green Party? And who (Adrián) fucked up that flight to Columbus (Adrián)?? Rapid Fired: Who would a Green Party National Political Organizer fuck? Who would he marry? Who would he kill?? The answers just might SHOCK YOU!!!! Feedback: Is Jill Stein THE ANYHOLE™ Dream Guest?… Feedback: Is Jill Stein THE ANYHOLE™ Dream Guest?? Round Table: Is Jill Stein THE wrong white woman to lead the Green Party? And who (Adrián) fucked up that flight to Columbus (Adrián)?? Rapid Fired: Who would a Green Party National Political Organizer fuck? Who would he marry? Who would he kill?? The answers just might SHOCK YOU!!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/320592438 Wed, 03 May 2017 04:00:10 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/25-jabari-brisport 00:56:21 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Future Green Party city councilman Jabari Brisport is the ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUEST of irl!! Together we are the fresh, young, extremely young, so attractive, very young face of the future, and the future is Green!!! Future Green Party city councilman Jabari Brispor… Future Green Party city councilman Jabari Brisport is the ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUEST of irl!! Together we are the fresh, young, extremely young, so attractive, very young face of the future, and the future is Green!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/319496186 Wed, 26 Apr 2017 04:00:41 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/24-waiting-for-rosa 01:02:59 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Omg stop screaming at us!!! (Just kidding we love it.) Last ep was some rough audio, we know. Moving right the fuck along!!! Round Table: Where the fuck is Rosa??? We get ghosted by Rosa Clemente which is the funniest thing that's ever happened to us and we'll love her til we die. Action Items: 1. More ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS!! We're all ears. 2. Where the fuck is Rosa?? Help us fucking find ROSA for fuck's sake. 3. #neverchelsea 4. DANCE PARTY tbd!!! RSVP ASAP. Feedback: Omg stop screaming at us!!! (Just kiddi… Feedback: Omg stop screaming at us!!! (Just kidding we love it.) Last ep was some rough audio, we know. Moving right the fuck along!!! Round Table: Where the fuck is Rosa??? We get ghosted by Rosa Clemente which is the funniest thing that's ever happened to us and we'll love her til we die. Action Items: 1. More ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS!! We're all ears. 2. Where the fuck is Rosa?? Help us fucking find ROSA for fuck's sake. 3. #neverchelsea 4. DANCE PARTY tbd!!! RSVP ASAP. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/318557495 Thu, 20 Apr 2017 01:44:04 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/23-anyhole-dream-guest-w-brooke-ashley-arnold-luis-leon 01:10:09 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes It's a dream guest that can GET IT!! Currently taking suggestions for ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS @unhireableshow. Must be alive and CAN GET IT. It's a dream guest that can GET IT!! Currently ta… It's a dream guest that can GET IT!! Currently taking suggestions for ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS @unhireableshow. Must be alive and CAN GET IT. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/317275832 Wed, 12 Apr 2017 04:00:39 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/22-war-w-evan-williams 01:05:10 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Twitter says Keren's an asshole (thank u for listening)! Round Table: Guns (yeah?), war (no?), ANYHOLES™ (always, in all the holes)! Rapid Fired: Tommy's marry/fuck/kill confuses and dismays! Feedback: Twitter says Keren's an asshole (thank … Feedback: Twitter says Keren's an asshole (thank u for listening)! Round Table: Guns (yeah?), war (no?), ANYHOLES™ (always, in all the holes)! Rapid Fired: Tommy's marry/fuck/kill confuses and dismays! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/316132753 Wed, 05 Apr 2017 04:00:21 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-21-ajamu-baraka 00:59:55 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Green Party VP candidate Ajamu Baraka falls down an Israel hole (sorry not sorry) and throws down on our fav marry/fuck/kill EVER. Green Party VP candidate Ajamu Baraka falls down … Green Party VP candidate Ajamu Baraka falls down an Israel hole (sorry not sorry) and throws down on our fav marry/fuck/kill EVER. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/314956548 Wed, 29 Mar 2017 04:00:27 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/20-naked 01:01:12 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Keren and Tommy stand naked before pod Keren and Tommy stand naked before pod Keren and Tommy stand naked before pod tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/313695757 Wed, 22 Mar 2017 04:00:17 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/19-student-loans-w-tito 01:05:56 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Featuring *brand new!!!!* segment What's Wrong, Stupid?? Featuring *brand new!!!!* segment What's Wrong, S… Featuring *brand new!!!!* segment What's Wrong, Stupid?? tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/312648904 Thu, 16 Mar 2017 04:00:13 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unhireable-18-matt-with-matt 01:07:32 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Combat vet and American hero Matt talks about being a damn war and how terrorists are people too. #fixamericatour Subscribe to the Unhireable Patreon page for bonus eps https://www.patreon.com/Unhireable Combat vet and American hero Matt talks about bei… Combat vet and American hero Matt talks about being a damn war and how terrorists are people too. #fixamericatour Subscribe to the Unhireable Patreon page for bonus eps https://www.patreon.com/Unhireable tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/311287442 Wed, 08 Mar 2017 05:00:54 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/womenz-history-w-jean-le-bec 01:06:07 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: What's crappening with Jamie Kilstein? Round Table: TREASON! PUSSY! TRUMP! Rapid Fired: FMK, gross lesbian edition. Everyone likes it. Feedback: What's crappening with Jamie Kilstein? … Feedback: What's crappening with Jamie Kilstein? Round Table: TREASON! PUSSY! TRUMP! Rapid Fired: FMK, gross lesbian edition. Everyone likes it. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/310065402 Wed, 01 Mar 2017 05:00:28 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/unfollowable-w-alex-english 01:05:49 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Being unhireable is protected speech. Round Table: Alex empathizes with straight white people. Rapid Fired: One and a half gays kill Keren. Feedback: Being unhireable is protected speech. R… Feedback: Being unhireable is protected speech. Round Table: Alex empathizes with straight white people. Rapid Fired: One and a half gays kill Keren. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/309181345 Thu, 23 Feb 2017 15:48:29 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/15-milo-w-kate-wolff 01:04:18 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Milo Round Table: Milo Rapid Fired: Milo Feedback: Milo Round Table: Milo Rapid Fired: Milo Feedback: Milo Round Table: Milo Rapid Fired: Milo tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/307792020 Wed, 15 Feb 2017 05:00:38 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/14-v-day-w-the-unofficial-experts 01:13:35 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: White Keren should be whiter; abortions should be abortionier. Round Table: How much do you love Valentine’s Day on a scale from no to kill yourself? Marie Faustin and Sydnee Washington have so much opinions. Rapid Fired: Marie could talk hair all day and it never gets old; Keren survives mfk for the first time in history. Feedback: White Keren should be whiter; abortions… Feedback: White Keren should be whiter; abortions should be abortionier. Round Table: How much do you love Valentine’s Day on a scale from no to kill yourself? Marie Faustin and Sydnee Washington have so much opinions. Rapid Fired: Marie could talk hair all day and it never gets old; Keren survives mfk for the first time in history. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/306647816 Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:00:31 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/dicks-w-tracey-carnazzo 01:09:18 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: "You seem nice" is a hard no 10000% of the time; all fake news is annoying, but not all annoying news is fake. Round Table: DICKS!!!!! What! Who! How??? When!!! Rapid Fired: Battle of the ANYHOLES™!!!! Tweet us your ANYHOLE™ (@UNHIREABLEshow) before Unhireable Valentine's Edition!!!! Feedback: "You seem nice" is a hard no 10000% of … Feedback: "You seem nice" is a hard no 10000% of the time; all fake news is annoying, but not all annoying news is fake. Round Table: DICKS!!!!! What! Who! How??? When!!! Rapid Fired: Battle of the ANYHOLES™!!!! Tweet us your ANYHOLE™ (@UNHIREABLEshow) before Unhireable Valentine's Edition!!!! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/305538682 Wed, 01 Feb 2017 15:16:06 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/cnts-w-ben-rimalower 00:57:42 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Somebody was insanely wrong about climate change statistics Round Table: Hilary c*nts, Trump c*nts, and c*nt c*nts. Rapid Fired: Ben got fired and is no longer eligible for any kind of employment ever. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable Feedback: Somebody was insanely wrong about clima… Feedback: Somebody was insanely wrong about climate change statistics Round Table: Hilary c*nts, Trump c*nts, and c*nt c*nts. Rapid Fired: Ben got fired and is no longer eligible for any kind of employment ever. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/304388508 Wed, 25 Jan 2017 05:00:45 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/11-inaug-w-gilbert-lawand 01:08:40 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Weed makes us charming and full of great points! Round Table: Marches are scary ass barrels of fish! Jared Kushner is an anyhole. Rapid Fired: Melan/ Ivank/ Meesh This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable Feedback: Weed makes us charming and full of grea… Feedback: Weed makes us charming and full of great points! Round Table: Marches are scary ass barrels of fish! Jared Kushner is an anyhole. Rapid Fired: Melan/ Ivank/ Meesh This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/303240712 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 05:00:41 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/10-feedback-w-keren-tommy 00:43:27 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Keren and Tommy blaze through a whole feedback episode on NOT ISRAEL (just kidding), abobos, weed, Women’s March #womensmarch, and other on-brand yellings. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable Keren and Tommy blaze through a whole feedback ep… Keren and Tommy blaze through a whole feedback episode on NOT ISRAEL (just kidding), abobos, weed, Women’s March #womensmarch, and other on-brand yellings. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/301975086 Wed, 11 Jan 2017 05:00:53 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/drugs-w-mike-cannon 01:14:13 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Feedback episode next week!! Get at us @UNHIREABLEshow and chime the fuck in. Round Table: Mike has VICIOUSLY abused his weird strong body to the point of still being in shape. Keren and Tommy tore into 2017 lit af and dry out on air. Rapid Fired: Keren gets killed, mushrooms get married, most people are honestly gay. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable Feedback: Feedback episode next week!! Get at us … Feedback: Feedback episode next week!! Get at us @UNHIREABLEshow and chime the fuck in. Round Table: Mike has VICIOUSLY abused his weird strong body to the point of still being in shape. Keren and Tommy tore into 2017 lit af and dry out on air. Rapid Fired: Keren gets killed, mushrooms get married, most people are honestly gay. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/300824584 Wed, 04 Jan 2017 05:00:25 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/8-surprise-israel-w-jayson-littman 01:09:00 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: It's Trump o'Trump for the next Trump Trumps. Round Table: Israel!! Everyone hates it. Rapid Fired: Jayson is honestly a million percent a spy. Feedback: It's Trump o'Trump for the next Trump T… Feedback: It's Trump o'Trump for the next Trump Trumps. Round Table: Israel!! Everyone hates it. Rapid Fired: Jayson is honestly a million percent a spy. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/299849397 Wed, 28 Dec 2016 05:00:59 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/7-dating-w-josh-carter 01:03:57 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Josh reconnects with his old Christian camp counselor who he viciously abused Round Table: Men can have it all because their standards are garbage Rapid Fired: Kurt/Sherrod/Tommy. Marry one, fuck one, murder one in cold blood. Feedback: Josh reconnects with his old Christian … Feedback: Josh reconnects with his old Christian camp counselor who he viciously abused Round Table: Men can have it all because their standards are garbage Rapid Fired: Kurt/Sherrod/Tommy. Marry one, fuck one, murder one in cold blood. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/298902619 Wed, 21 Dec 2016 05:00:25 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/jesus-christ-w-chris-shinn 01:13:05 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Marry/fuck/kill/Seinfeld/Kramer/George, what's up with Rosie O'Donnell? Round table: What Would Jesus Totally Not Do Ever Not Once? Rapid Fired: Marry/fuck/kill/father/son/holy ghost GO Feedback: Marry/fuck/kill/Seinfeld/Kramer/George,… Feedback: Marry/fuck/kill/Seinfeld/Kramer/George, what's up with Rosie O'Donnell? Round table: What Would Jesus Totally Not Do Ever Not Once? Rapid Fired: Marry/fuck/kill/father/son/holy ghost GO tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/297799753 Wed, 14 Dec 2016 05:00:21 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/5-comedy-outliers-w-comedy-outliers 01:13:01 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Is Ann Coulter a Nazi? Does Cindy Brady’s dick hate trans people? Round table: Can we even talk about Cindy Brady’s dick in Trump’s America? Rapid Fired: Marry/ fuck/ kill the table, Trump’s cabinet, Ivanka (don’t lie). Is Ann Coulter a Nazi? Does Cindy Brady’s dick h… Is Ann Coulter a Nazi? Does Cindy Brady’s dick hate trans people? Round table: Can we even talk about Cindy Brady’s dick in Trump’s America? Rapid Fired: Marry/ fuck/ kill the table, Trump’s cabinet, Ivanka (don’t lie). tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/296720524 Wed, 07 Dec 2016 20:02:30 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/4-marijuana-w-kurt-metzger 01:26:51 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes What segments?? Some light fascism, black lives matter, Kanye, Rapid Fired, more black lives, more mattering, smoke weed erryday. What segments?? Some light fascism, black lives m… What segments?? Some light fascism, black lives matter, Kanye, Rapid Fired, more black lives, more mattering, smoke weed erryday. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/295407302 Wed, 30 Nov 2016 05:00:54 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/conflict-is-not-abuse-w-sarah-schulman 01:07:00 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes Feedback: Is a hot dog a sandwich?? Decide for yourself!!! Round table: Israel is bad! Trump is scary! These issues are resolved on the show and everyone leaves satisfied. Rapid Fired: Sarah loves this game and wishes it were longer. Feedback: Is a hot dog a sandwich?? Decide for y… Feedback: Is a hot dog a sandwich?? Decide for yourself!!! Round table: Israel is bad! Trump is scary! These issues are resolved on the show and everyone leaves satisfied. Rapid Fired: Sarah loves this game and wishes it were longer. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/294356505 Wed, 23 Nov 2016 05:00:57 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/2-feminism-w-guys-we-fucked 01:05:35 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes FEEDBACK! A fan thinks talking to Ann Coulter is the same as saying she’s right. ROUND TABLE! Feminism got Trump elected. RAPID FIRED! Marry/ fuck/ kill in Trump’s America. FEEDBACK! A fan thinks talking to Ann Coulter is … FEEDBACK! A fan thinks talking to Ann Coulter is the same as saying she’s right. ROUND TABLE! Feminism got Trump elected. RAPID FIRED! Marry/ fuck/ kill in Trump’s America. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/293227971 Wed, 16 Nov 2016 05:00:28 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/unhireable/1-trump-w-sherrod-small 00:53:10 Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley yes It's Trump's America baby! Everyone can take a deep breath now. It's Trump's America baby! Everyone can take a d… It's Trump's America baby! Everyone can take a deep breath now.