Crazy Days and Nights

Oklahoma

2013-05-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

My thoughts and prayers are with all of you. I don't think I have ever seen a natural disaster at quite this level.

Random Photos Part Four

2013-05-21T12:31:00.000-07:00

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan have been in London for what seems like a year.

Dianna Agron and Emma Roberts at an event for Glamour.

Elisabeth Moss goes back to blonde again.

Heather Graham looked amazing at the Hangover 3 premiere.

Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms gave some love to Ken Jeong.

The newly engaged Justin Bartha with director Todd Phillips.

Naya Rivera and her boyfriend Big Sean.

Hanson sighting.

And Zach G. bids farewell to the franchise.

Random Photos Part Three - Cannes

2013-05-21T12:21:00.000-07:00

Alec Baldwin points out the one person in the crowd he doesn't hate.

Milla Jovovich

Zoe Saldana does black and white in so many ways here.

James Franco

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake

Marion Cotillard

Jennifer Lawrence

Look at the guys starring with Marion Cotillard in her movie.

Leo DiCaprio hits on the ladies by making faces and

chain smoking.

Random Photos Part Two

2013-05-21T12:11:00.000-07:00

Is it just me or is Hugh Jackman look like he is dropping a lot of weight.

Hope Solo sure has become quiet since she got married.

Jessica Alba goes the S&M route for a Children's Hospital fundraiser.

Jennifer Lawrence is all blue for X-Men.

Jeremy Renner showed off his baby for the first time since the baby was born.

Long time no see Lady GaGa. The time off did everyone good.

Leighton Meester filming her new movie.

Megan Fox loves guys with big shells. Once you have a big shell, you never go back.

Russell Brand swarmed by female fans after a show.

Random Photos Part One

2013-05-21T12:01:00.000-07:00

Four parts today.

Robin Roberts gets a Peabody Award. Wait, isn't it Mr. Peabody, and where is Sherman?

Ringo Starr invites you closer.

Rebel Wilson is working out everyday. I'm really proud of how hard she is trying.

Alexander Skarsgard at the premiere of his new movie. I think all of you will enjoy the 25 minute nude scene. Nahh, but that made you read the sentence again.

I love Matt & Kim.

Ellen Page is always so darn happy. I don't know how she can stand herself being so happy.

No smile on Sandra Bullock either, but she looks really good doesn't she?

Sarah Silverman hits the red carpet in some unusual boots.

Not as unusual as this look though from Anchorman 2.

This Is Amazing

2013-05-21T11:40:00.000-07:00

Blind Item #6

2013-05-21T11:30:00.000-07:00

This former B list celebrity and sometime reality star who is now probably a C- list celebrity has been known to turn tricks with her kids in the house, and use drugs too.

Tenacious D Reads The Weather

2013-05-21T11:15:00.000-07:00

Blind Item #5

2013-05-21T11:00:00.000-07:00

This B list mostly television actress who only stays B list because of her last name and because of her boyfriend is on a middling network show. She was asked to do a charity event but turned them down when they would not send a private jet for her. The jet would have cost more than the event was set to raise.

Bonus Blind Item

2013-05-21T10:30:00.000-07:00

It is not a woman he is just dating. This almost A list evenly split television and movie actor has a full-time sober coach. he just wanted her to be hot. One thing has led to another and they are an item.

Today's Blind Items - She Is Using Her

2013-05-21T10:10:00.000-07:00

The more I get to know of things that this almost A list mostly movie actress from a huge, no longer in existence franchise, the less I like of her. She has had experiences with the same sex several times. Many times. She has no issues with it and moves from one sex to the other seamlessly. Does not mean she is sexual, she just has no problems having sex with men or women. Anyway, one of her co-stars shares something with her that many of her other franchise co-stars did not. Yes, that is a clue. Her co-star is also an actress. Probably B- list; mostly movies, but with as high of a name recognition as our almost A lister. Several years ago, our B lister confided to our almost A lister that that B lister prefers women, or at least she thought she did. She had been on dates with boys but it had primarily been just hand holding and kissing and she felt nothing for them. Her female friends though were another story. She lusted after them, but because of her age and the way she had always marketed herself, she did not think it wise to get involved or even experiment with women until she met our almost A lister. The two began an affair that has lasted a few years. Only when the almost A lister wants it though, which is only when she needs something from the B listeror needs some attention or just wants to f**k with the B lister's head. Our almost A lister is good at that. That is a monthly occurrence. The B lister is in love with our almost A lister and our almost A lister takes advantage of that. A lot. Mostly just by using the B lister or getting her involved in sick jokes and pranks. One of the jokes was so bad that our B lister lost out on a very very good part that ended up getting another person an Academy Award nomination for the role.

Your Turn

2013-05-21T10:00:00.000-07:00

With all the cast members who have left SNL last season and this season, do you think the show will still be good next season? Should SNL continue forever?

Blind Item #4

2013-05-21T09:40:00.000-07:00

This A list director picked up a woman at an after party last night and took her home to his place. Seriously? After what you claimed you went through the last time you did that.

Jay-Z Says Beyonce Is Not Pregnant

2013-05-21T09:20:00.000-07:00

Another day, another Beyonce pregnancy story, although this one would seem to finally drive the story to the bottomless pit it belongs. Jay-Z e-mailed a radio station to say that Beyonce is not pregnant. I wish they would e-mail him back and ask him a bunch of other questions we have wanted to know the answers to. Apparently Beyonce is getting a little upset about this whole thing too. Why? Maybe she is hiding something. Maybe she has to say n o because she is selling the story. Maybe BIC is upset.

Bret Michaels & Charlie Sheen Destroyed A Hotel Room Together

2013-05-21T09:00:00.000-07:00

This seems pretty lame in the world of trashing hotel rooms, but Bret Michaels says that once in Orlando, he and Charlie Sheen had a really crap day at Disney World and had not got lucky with any of the characters and had waited in line for hours because they could not find any disabled people to hire so went back to Charlie's room and Charlie was having trouble destroying his hotel room solo, so Bret gave him a hand with a big vase and then they split the cost of repairing the room. The interesting parts of the last paragraph did not really happen. Only Bret Michaels could make a trashing a hotel room story boring. And who trashes a hotel room in Orlando anyway?

Blind Item #3

2013-05-21T08:30:00.000-07:00

This actress is B- and mostly movies. Some good roles. A couple of great roles. Loves publicity. Had her stylist, alter her dress for Cannes just enough so that she too could get some of the wardrobe malfunction press that has been going on this week. Her expression when it was "discovered" and pointed out to her was embarrassing. Everyone could tell she had planned it.

Kanye West Makes Kim Kardashian Fly To See Him

2013-05-21T08:00:00.000-07:00

Apparently the way this is going to work is that when Kim Kardashian wants to see Kanye West, she has to go see him. He does not go see her. If he has to go to New York from Paris for something and she wants to meet him, then great. If he has to go to Los Angeles and she wants to see him, then great, but he is not going to go anywhere just to see her. So, there was Kim again, making the long flight from Los Angeles to Paris (via NYC for one day) just so she can pretend like there is a relationship between herself and Kanye West. If he really cared about the relationship, would he make her fly across the world to see him? Especially as pregnant as she is? I think this is also why there are questions about whether he is the father. He does not really seem concerned with whether Kim is flying all over the world or not. I noticed Kris went with her this time. Finalizing some deal? One last plea for the birth to be broadcast live on pay-per-view?

Blind Item #2

2013-05-21T07:45:00.000-07:00

This must be really messy behind the scenes. This network drama/fantasy is a big hit. Two of the stars are very public about their relationship. What is not so public is that during their relationship, the male in this couple had a week long fling with another co-star on the show. His girlfriend found out and read the riot act to the other woman, not her boyfriend. Apparently did not even get mad at her boyfriend. Of course considering she was a long time other woman, this might make sense.

Barbara Walters' Daughter Busted For DUI

2013-05-21T07:30:00.000-07:00

You never really hear Barbara Walters talk about her family or her ex-husbands or her adopted daughter, Jacqueline Danforth, who got busted for DUI over the weekend in Florida. When she was in her teens, Jacqueline did a lot of drugs and spent three years in a program and then created her own sober living program which was closed in 2008. The only time Barbara really talks about Jacqueline is when she is selling a book or something and then talks about how Jacqueline did all these drugs as a kid.

Blind Item #1

2013-05-21T07:15:00.000-07:00

This former almost A list foreign born singer is now a C+ lister. If you hear her name, you would know it even though she has dropped so quickly. Everyone thought she was going to be long lasting and she has been in the news as of late. Anyway, at a private party this week, she was paid a tremendous amount of money to perform and not just singing. She was required to perform some adult activities with the man who paid her.

Lindsay Lohan Is Smoking Ten Packs A Day

2013-05-21T07:00:00.000-07:00

I wonder what Lindsay Lohan does all day. Now that her Adderall has been taken away, I'm sure she mist spend most of her day outside smoking one cigarette after the other. Just constant smoking. You would think with all that smoking that she would keep off the weight, but the carb friendly diet at Betty Ford has seen Lindsay actually gain 5 pounds the past week. I wonder how many weeks she would have to gain five pounds to get to 100 pounds. In other Lindsay news, there are reports she has quit brushing her hair. Yeah, that is what it has come down to. reports of her not brushing her hair.

Reporter - So did you see Lindsay while you were in treatment?
Patient - Yeah
Reporter - Any gossip?
Patient - No, I mean I didn't really see her. I noticed she had not brushed her hair for a few days.
Reporter - Great. here is a free t-shirt. Thanks for your help.

In real news, some company is suing her for $5M because of that clothing line or legging line she said made her hundreds of millions of dollars. It turns out Lindsay's drug use made her clothes not wanted by retail outlets. Would you want to sell Lindsay stuff?

Robert Pattinson Saves Money - Moves Stuff From Kristen Stewart's Place By Himself

2013-05-21T06:45:00.000-07:00

One of the things I dislike most in life is being asked to help move someone. I will help you move a television or a couch or the bed you broke after jumping on it, but I don't want to help you move your house. My theory has always been, I won't ask you to help me move, and please don't ask me to help you move. It is not that I would say no if asked, I just think that is a really big favor to ask of someone. Think about it. It usually involves an entire day. On a weekend. Last I checked there are only 104 weekend days. Right away you have to eliminate about 21 of those days because the NFL is on so that only leaves you 83. A couple of those fall on three day weekends and no one should ever expect you to help them move on a three day weekend. Through other things that go on in life like weddings and parties and bacon festivals you really only have four or five free weekend days in a year and to spend one of those precious four or five days helping someone move? Yikes.

Robert Pattinson understands this and chose to move out his stuff from Kristen Stewart's place on his own. No help. Just a guy and his pickup and two dogs.

Amanda Bynes Is Alive - Back On Twitter

2013-05-21T06:30:00.000-07:00

After four days of being absent from Twitter, Amanda Bynes showed back up again on the network yesterday. I'm pretty sure that millions of people have been refreshing their Twitter pages repeatedly for the past four days hoping for some kind of word from Amanda. She decided to be all philosophical and crap and said "The only thing that's certain is change." Powerful stuff. Life changing. Pretty sure this means that she is going to switch from stalking Drake to Chris Brown. Oh, or maybe getting another piercing.

Ray Manzarek Has Died

2013-05-21T06:15:00.000-07:00

Ray Manzarek, the keyboardist who was a founding member of The Doors, has died. He was 74.

Random Photos Part Five

2013-05-20T12:41:00.000-07:00

Amy Adams shows off even more cleavage in her new movie. You know Bradley Cooper is loving it.

Christian Bale shows off his new look at LAX.

Courtney Stodden shows off the same look that has made her career as a porn star look bright.

Dan Ackroyd shows off his vodka.

Denise Richards at a Disney upfront. She needs to gain some weight.

Emma Stone in NYC.