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No Gym, No Problem! Military Core Body Fitness

2012-02-03T09:45:00.000-08:00

MOTIVATION - PAIN IS TEMPORARY

2012-02-03T09:36:00.000-08:00

An Unbelievable 4-Year-Old Dancer Performs for Ellen

2012-02-03T09:29:00.000-08:00

Extreme Facebook Update..Like a boss..

2012-02-03T09:10:00.000-08:00

How to Workout Like a Boss

2012-02-03T09:08:00.000-08:00

if u enter ladies bathroom hahahah

2012-02-03T09:05:00.000-08:00

Randy Pausch Lecture: Time Management

2012-02-02T05:05:00.000-08:00

Best Goals in History of Football

2012-02-02T05:03:00.000-08:00

The Undertaker Returns to Raw 1/30/12 - John Laurinaitis & Triple H Segment

2012-02-02T05:00:00.000-08:00

If You Believe You Can Fly

2012-01-31T03:30:00.000-08:00

Famous Failures: Life = Risk

2012-01-31T02:57:00.000-08:00

Vidya Balan Searches For Husband At Khar Local Station!

2012-01-31T02:46:00.000-08:00

In a unique promotion strategy Vidya Balan searches for husband at Khar local station, which is in sync with her new film Kahaani's plot.

Shah Rukh Khan Didn't Arrive Drunk At Sanjay Dutt's Bash

2012-01-31T02:44:00.000-08:00

Sholay's Scene with Programming Language

2012-01-16T21:43:00.000-08:00

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."

***** AT GABBAR'S DEN...******

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch Keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai...

ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"

‎Great Thought by Chanakya

2011-12-22T23:12:00.000-08:00

"Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!" "
A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."
"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."
"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."
"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."
"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
"Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."
"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."
"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
"Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth."

Chikni chameli.....

2011-12-22T01:31:00.001-08:00

Funny Christmas Video

2011-12-20T01:49:00.000-08:00

The Magic Christmas Star

2011-12-20T01:42:00.001-08:00

Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham

2011-12-20T01:19:00.000-08:00

Manish & Bharti special....

2011-12-19T06:07:00.001-08:00

RED (HD) Superb Animated 2d Cute/Thriller animated film By Hyunjoo Song(Sketchozine.com Vol.8)

2011-12-19T01:32:00.000-08:00

America Funniest Home Videos - Horror edition

2011-12-19T01:19:00.000-08:00

Lassi with Banta

2011-12-14T07:13:00.001-08:00

Talking Tom Gabbar - Sholay

2011-12-14T06:59:00.001-08:00

Rajni Can't But Robo Can

2011-12-14T06:49:00.001-08:00