Creepy Kitch

Holy Equinox! We've Moved!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:36:00 -0700

Yup yup! We have made the migration over to ANCHOR! I'm mainly posting this because it seems that our feed here doesn't seem to want to upload...and I keep forgetting to update the blog here too. So, to keep up to date, catch us on anchor at https://anchor.fm/creepykitch

Back episodes are being slowly loaded up on the new site so hang tight! We'll be fully functional soon!

Episode 80: EQUINOX! Scooby-Doo Meets Kiss

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 26 Aug 2022 13:29:00 -0700

We're back for another EQUINOX episode! This round we talk about the delightfully weird Scooby-Doo Meets Kiss: A Rock and Roll Mystery, which has a surprising amount of Sailor Moon references in it.

Come for the weird movie discussion, stay for the usual tangents and master of foul language.

Enjoy!

Episode 78: Classic Creepy Kitch, Eyes of Fire

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 25 May 2022 19:35:00 -0700

And we're back and in true fashion, we were plagued with internet issues while recording! We're sorry for the wonky sound quality on Cins's end. Anyways, on this episode of Classic Creepy, we discuss the hidden gem folk horror, 1983's Eyes of Fire. You also get some fun tales of how Cins once got trapped in a corset and Stac had her brush with true crime... she also knows all the lyrics to Busta Move.

Listen Here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 77: EQUINOX! The VelociPastor

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 30 Apr 2022 15:41:00 -0700

Our first EQUINOX episode! Equi-cast? Whatever it's called, we reviewed a DOOZY. In this episode, we talk about the weird and yet bizarrely delightful The VelociPastor. Buckle up peeps, this is one hellava movie!

Also on this ep:

Why we hate daylight savings.
Voltaire has a foot fetish.
"Huh...China IS east!"

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch Episode 76: PANTY CAST! Tiffany Roberts's Infinite City Series

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:00:00 -0700

The inaugural pantry cast episode where we drag you into the world of romance novels! Join us for this super-sized episode where we discuss Tiffany Roberts's Sci-Fi Romance series, The Infinite City. Also join us for Stacy's unintentional review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Spoiler, she hated it).

Lustful fur-covered heroes! Super horny heroines! Weird peen! It's all here so settle in and grab yourself a drink because we're digging deep!

Creepy Kitch Episode 75: A New Beginning and Candyman 2021

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 17:44:00 -0800

We're back and we're in a new format! WOO! It's been a chore but Cins and Stac finally figured out how to edit their podcast to discuss 2021's epic Candyman. Bear with us, peeps. We're learning as we go!
Listen for info on our new format, stay for the foul language.
Listen here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 74: Dammit AGAIN Jimmy Claude!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 16:29:00 -0800

Happy New Year! And we're ringing in 2021 with the second half of Jimmy Claude's guest hosting and discussing the rather irritating Blood for Dracula.

No, we didn't murder him.

Also on this episode:

Alien dick?
Jimmy Claude is simultaneously a horror crush and a weekly fuck off.
Stacy is so damn mad!!
...Werrrrjiiiin

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch's Halloween Pandemic Special!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 31 Oct 2020 17:44:00 -0700

We got this sucker in just under the wire! Welcome to Creepy Kitch's Social Distanced Convergence Episode!

In this Spook-tack-cular episode we discuss all things Halloween, answer some listener questions and laugh way too hard for a respectable podcast.

So sit back, grab a beverage, and don't let the skeleton grab your dick!

Creepy Kitch Episode 73: Creepypasta

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 1 Oct 2020 12:18:00 -0700

Its been a hellava month for Stac and Cins, beyond the COVID even! But we are back and this month we're discussing our favorites (and some of the dumbest) Creepypastas we know!

Also!

How life kicked us both in the teeth over August and September
Stacy's obsession with Gumball
Cins mentions a ton of epic podcasts ya'll should listen to!

Kick back for a fun talkie-talk episode!

Creepy Kitch Epsiode 72: VVitchy Vibes

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:20:00 -0700

We're back! And this month we talk about the amazing 2015 slow burn movie The VVitch while totally derailing with conversations about history, feminism, and smut.

Also this episode:

Shhhh...Let people enjoy things
That time Cindy chafed her thighs.
"You're either burning people at the stake or your making baby salsa"
Jon. Jon Jr. Jon III, Jon-Jon, Jon to the fourth, and Tammy.
Paganisim...is that like in Dragnet?

All that and more!

Creepy Kitch Episode 71: D**mmit Claude!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 28 Apr 2020 19:53:00 -0700

And we're back! Two months in a row! And this episode we bring along long time listener Jimmy-Claude! And be brought the weirdest fucking movie that almost out Equinox's Equinox, 1988's Lair of the White Worm, a film that made Stacy rage and Cindy scratch her head in despair.

Also!

Claude took notes and is so confused!
How the other movie we were going to watch was even worse.
Ken Russel's movies make Cindy want to punch him in the face.
Drac-u-leeeee! Drac-u-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch Episode 70: Lovecraftian Horror and Alien Wang

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 23 Mar 2020 15:30:00 -0700

Its quarantine time which means we have a lot of chances to..you know...actually record! And it's a Filler Fun episode where we discuss the amazing horror Podcast The Magnus Archives as well as Ruby Dixon's series Ice Planet Barbarians as well as a lot of other various versions of weird alien peen. Buckle up for this totally unfocused episode!

Also:

There really is a wide variety of alien wang. Like...a lot.
Paranormal Roooooomaaaaaaance.
That is definitely a vibrator.
UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD!

Listen here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 69 (Heh heh) CONVERGENCE 2019!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 23 Nov 2019 18:41:00 -0800

We survived our Disney death march to bring you 2019's convergence episode!

This year Ace joins us on our discussion of 2019's Doctor Sleep as well as out gushing about What We Do In The Shadows the series!
Also!

...And Ewan MacGregor as the Clit Twiddler!
It's fun the hear Ace lose her shit.
Listeners remember their favorite show moments.
Listen to Tales in Somber Tones.

Enjoy the dulcet tones of harpies screeching here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 68: Not to Halloween Halloween Ep!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 30 Oct 2019 13:11:00 -0700

It's our favorite month! And even though we weren't really feelin' it (Our convergence was moved to November this year and 2019 has been kick our asses) We still got an ep this Halloween Season!

And we'll be doing a much more spooky Halloween-ish ep in November. :)

This round, we discuss It: Chapter 2!
All this aaaaand...

Dear God, we're tired.
We need your best Halloween stories!
and More LGBTQ input as well!
Why we need to do a Christopher Pike episode.

Give us a listen!

Creepy Kitch Episode 67: Suspiria 2018

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 7 Jul 2019 11:28:00 -0700

We're back! And this month we discuss the 2018 Remake of Suspiria in all its beautiful weird-ass glory!
Also in this ep:

Tilda Swinton is a high fae
Cindy goes on another damn rant
The Cheese Beast
Semper Bi!

All this and more! Give it a listen!

Creepy Kitch Episode 66: Filler Fun - Childhood Trauma

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 8 Jun 2019 13:31:00 -0700

We are back! And we have our filler fun episode where we talk about TV shows that traumatized us as a child... in particular, Punky Brewster....that horrible bitch.

Also!

Honkey Trek!
That fucking Smurfs Episode!
Please call us out on our White Privilege! (...no seriously. Please do.)

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch Episode 65: Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 28 Apr 2019 12:01:00 -0700

We're back with our latest Listeners' Choice ep! Wow... you guys picked two really somber movies.
This episode we discuss 2017 Ghost Stories and Absentia.
One was a beautiful melancholy story...one was full of WTF. Figure out which one is which on this latest episode of Creepy Kitch!
Plus:
More story requests!
Book recommends!
We need more Thanksgiving Horror movies!

Give a listen right here!

Creepy Kitch: Episode 64 Personal Ghost Stories Part 2

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:59:00 -0700

We're finally back with Part 2 of our Personal Ghost Stories episodes! We have some fabulous audio files to play for you!

Also:

Fabian either fights it or seduces it
PERIOD PANTIES
Absenteea and her sister Gin and Tonic-a.

All this and MORE!

Creepy Kitch Episode 64: Personal Ghost Stories Part 1

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 24 Jan 2019 20:23:00 -0800

The bitches are back! No, really we are!
We're fixing the hack (episodes 1-30 are back online!) and ringing in the new year with another round of personal ghost stories! This is a two-parter episode and this one we read the emails you've sent us of your creepy encounters.
Beware...MumMum is a badass.

Listen here!

Creepy Kitch Convergence Episode 2018 Where We Are in the Same Room Together!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 20:01:00 -0700

Its the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeeeeear! A time when I can't think of a better title.

It's the time when Stac and Cins are in the same room! It's our Convergence episode! I would give a number but I seriously lost track.

This episode we discuss all things Halloween including Halloween 2018 and The Haunting of Hill House (Which Cindy keeps saying wrong the entire episode).
As usual, its a banner episode so Give us a listen! ... You know you wanna.

Creepy Kitch: Episode 63 The One About The Fairy Tales

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 27 Jul 2018 19:33:00 -0700

We return with our Fairy Tales Episode! This month we discuss 1997's Snow White: A Tale of Terror and 2015's Tale of Tales. You actually hear us bicker on this one! But only for a second, then we go back to hugs, love, and foul language.

Also on this banner episode:

Why The John and Dave books my David Wong are amazing.
Cins has too much wine...natch.
Find out why Stac needs you to "Take your dad's dick out of your mouth"
Why we need T-shirts made for this show!

All this and more! Listen here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 62: The F***in' Intense Episode

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 2 Jun 2018 18:09:00 -0700

Finally had two minutes to upload the episode! Finally, you get to hear our ramblings... on Diva cups. You have been warned, people!

This episode we discuss 2015's The Devil's Candy and 2017's The Ritual, two super intense movies that made us breathe heavy in not a sexual way.

Also, stocky guys are friggin hot, the Diva cup learning curve, MAMMARY-GRAM!, and much much more... period talk.

Enjoy!

Creepy Kitch, Episode 61: So Bad It's Bad

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 18 Mar 2018 21:55:00 -0700

We're back with its So Bad, It's Bad episode and trust me, its Baaaaad.

We have our special guest host, Patrick from the amazing ScreamQueenz Podcast! This month we talk about 1992's Sleepwalkers and 1995's Leprechaun 3. Both are really God awful...but in a good way.

ALSO!

Lots of cat talk.
Fuck you and your magical vagina!
Leprechaun vs. Showgirls.
CLOVIS!

And we're still working on recovering our files from the hacking incident. Bear with us, folks!

Listen Here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 60: Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 13 Feb 2018 21:28:00 -0800

We return!
Finally, Listeners' Choice! This episode we talk about Only Lovers Left Alive and The Girl With All the Gifts! There's also a lot more but I seriously can't remember so listen, and absorb! Enjoy, folks!

Listen Here!

Creepy Kitch: Convergence Halloween Episode of Dooooooom!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:13:00 -0700

It's that time of year again!
The time when we are closest to the end of times. When Cins and Stac Converge!

This year we chat about our favorite Halloween memories as well as other nonsense such as:

Dain, Dain the Choo-Choo Train
Favorite childhood costumes
Grown men wearing sheer pantyhose
Never eat popcorn while podcasting
Our Kitch Bitch of the month, Horror Crush, and Weekly Fuck Offs!

Join us for our eternal search for Tim Curry's Tamborine!

Creepy Kitch Special IT Episode!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 18:38:00 -0700

Hang on to your hats and put on your clown shoes! The gals are back to talk about the remake of IT! Spoiler: We loved it.

There's not much more to say other than listen to the episode and enjoy our squealing.

Check out our review here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 59: Lady Horrors

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 20 Sep 2017 21:45:00 -0700

Just when you thought they podfaded, the gals are back! Cins and Stac chat about 2014's It Follows and 2016's I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House.

Also!

Cindy is finally a Murderino!
Fucking line cutters and menstrual cycles!
Pagina!
Impromptu discussion of Hellraiser 3!
All this a more!

Give us a listen!

Creepy Kitch Episode 58: The Weird and Wonderful Julian Sands

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 17 Jul 2017 14:06:00 -0700

After a WAY too long hiatus (aka, Cins got a new job and got busy), we return with our Julian Sands Tribute episode! For some reason, Cindy sounds like she is talking through a closet door so please bear with us this ep... I need a new mic.
This round, we talk about 1989's cult film Warlock and the REALLY FRIGGIN WEIRD Dario Argento's 1998 version of Phantom of the Opera. Of course, there is also our weekly fuck off, a couple shout outs, and obnoxious giggling for at least two hours.

We're happy to be back!

Creepy Kitch Episode 57: V/H/S

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 24 Feb 2017 20:10:00 -0800

After a long hiatus (way too long) the foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned!

Stac and Cins are back and this month we talk about VHS 1 and 2! We also have tons to talk about including:

Don't ever park like an asshole
Sparkly nail-polish gives Stacy a raging girl boner
WE KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SMOKING
Youre killing us, Jimmy-Claude!
Cat pee Catholics

All this, and more!!

Give us a listen here!

Creepy Kitch's Muffled Convergence Episode!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 6 Nov 2016 21:05:00 -0800

Its here!
All right, its a week late, but its here! Creepy Kitch's Convergence Episode! It was a wild ride full of Disney visits, booze, bad sound quality (so sorry! My mic sucks!), and lots of laughing.
Seriously, just pretend we're drunk in this episode.

Also in this action packed episode!
Anti-semantic Annie!
David S. Pumpkins!
Sweaty Redneck Fetish!
Sigourney Weaver will spank you!
The Conjuring 2!
All the Stranger Things!
The winner of the Story contest!

Give a listen here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 56: Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 22 Sep 2016 17:36:00 -0700

Finally FINALLY! We're on our Listeners' Choice episode!

You voted, we watched. This episode we discuss 2010's I Saw the Devil and 1999's Stir of Echoes.

Also on this round of Creepy Kitch

Bathing in potato chips keeps you young
Vincent D'Onofrio!
Why Stacy doesn't like when you piss on other people's lawns
Vincent D'Onofrio!
The gals roll in the joy of a bazillion emails!
Cindy can't stop talking about freakin' Vincent D'Onofrio!

All this and more!

Give us a listen!

Creepy Kitch Epsiode 55: Who You Gonna Call?

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 11 Aug 2016 19:53:00 -0700

We are back from the abyss! Not with our Listeners' Choice but with our take on a movie that was actually out in the theaters!
Stac and Cins rave about the new Ghostbusters (Yes, you heard us right. We LOVED it)

On this ep we discover:

Our half assed horror crush!
Why Cins cried like a dumbass in the middle of the end fight scene!
Kresley Cole comes up...AGAIN.
...Kevin was so friggin WEIRD.
What comes up in our two Mim-o-Grams!

All this and more!

Give us a listen here!

Creepy Kitch: FIller Fun Episode!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 1 Jul 2016 22:41:00 -0700

No, we have not pod faded! We just got...well... very very busy.

So to prove that we are still alive, we bring you our Filler Fun episode! This very special episode we answer all the questions you awesome listeners asked us on Facebook. This also involves wine and very sleepy sidetracked discussions.

Also! Horror Crushes that also double as Game of Thrones crushes!

How Cins life has completely taken a left friggin turn!

Lots and lots of Girl Power discussions!

SO MANY QUESTIONS!

Wet your whistle before our Listeners' Choice ep, here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 54: She-vamps

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 16 Mar 2016 21:44:00 -0700

We're back! And the topic is lesbian vampire movies! And Cindy is high on gin and never stops talking this time.

This month we discuss 1936's Dracula's Daughter and 1983's The Hunger.

Also this episode:

Our love of David Bowie
Cindy shuts down the entire show by dropping her mic
Stacy WON'T STOP SINGING
Facebook violations!
Squeem Kweems!

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch Episode 53: Childhood is Brutal

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 14 Jan 2016 20:13:00 -0800

The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned!

After a brief holiday hiatus, we're back with episode 53: Childhood is Brutal. This round we discuss 2013's Mama and 2014's The Babadook.

Also on this return to the podsphere:

Cins cannot use her words
A very special Kitch Bitch of the month
People who give malicious spoilers are A-holes.
...menstruation.

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch's Convergence Halloween Special Spectacular!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 30 Oct 2015 14:39:00 -0700

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!

And by that we mean Halloween and the annual Creepy Kitch Convergence in San Diego.
Stac and Cins once again are in the same damn state in the same damn room to bring you their Halloween episode!
This year, we discuss the latest Guillermo del Toro eye-gasam Crimson Peak as well as the completely cracked out vampire movie, What We Do in the Shadows with guest hosts, Ace (who spent most of Crimson Peak hiding under Stacy's butt) and roommate Jen (who spent most of Crimson Peak drooling over Tom Hiddleston).

ALSO!
Stacy gets access to a Halloween sounds app.
Musical interludes to cover multiple bathroom breaks!
The Mim-iogram!
Drunken screaming!
Dogs and Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

Give your ears a spooky treat!

Creepy Kitch Episode 52: GAME OVER, MAN!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 3 Sep 2015 19:16:00 -0700

We have returned! And we're talking about two of our all time favorite movies of all time! One of our fantastic listener's George Martinez joins us for our discussion of the classics Alien and Aliens. Be prepared for continuous gushing!

We also chat about how Cins' cat peed on her husband's head, why Alien 3 kills our souls, and Chett...CHETT! HEEEEH!

Come give a listen!

Creepy Kitch Episode 51: The Episode from the BEYOND!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 26 Jul 2015 12:28:00 -0700

This is the episode that fate did not want us to release. Well you know what fate? Screw you! HA!
...Please don't hurt us.
This episode, Lauren, our #1 bitch and host of Death Rattle Podcast joins us in our musing about 1981's The Beyond and 2015's We Are Still Here.
Also on this episode, our monthly Mim-o-Gram, our greatest fears if we were cast in a horror movie, and an explanation as to WHY this episode took two months to record.

Also we wax poetic on about Ron Perlman and Richard Armitage because we ladies have NEEDS.

Listen up here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 50: Listeners' Choice.

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 10 May 2015 16:11:00 -0700

We're back for a fun filled yet sleepy episode! Its listeners' choice again and we got two winners this round; 2011's Attack the Block and 2011's You're Next. Apparently 2011 was a good year.
We also discuss why killing a the main survivor of a horror film in the sequel pisses us off, Why Cins is a twitter stalking A-hole, and how we're still surprised we made it to fifty episodes. After all, its only been five years.

Listen here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 49: Character Studies in Horror

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 22:15:00 -0700

After a quick break, we're back AND with better sound quality that ever before! Episode 49? Really? Oh My God REALLY!

We have two really unique movies this episode; 2014's Crazy Bitches and 2008's Lake Mungo, a couple of fantastic character study films. We also have an interview with the writer and director of Crazy Bitches, Jane Clark!

Also, Cins can't say Lake Mungo correctly, why tarot readings in movies piss Mim off, and Stacy revels in the antics of Chris Pratt.

Plus a new feature: answering Facebook questions!

Give it a Listen!

Creepy Kitch Episode 48: Dreams in the Witch House: A Lovecraftian Rock Opera.

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 18:09:00 -0800

We're starting the new year off with an episode dedicated to the Lovecraftian rock opera, Dreams in the Witch House!

Joining us on this special episode is Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations as we discuss...actually gush... about this album. We will have three tracks from the show and at also an interview and unplugged performance with the cast and the creators of Dreams in the Witch House; Mike Dalager, Anders Ringman, and Alaine Kashian.

We're extremely excited to release this one! Hope you enjoy!

Creepy Kitch Episode 47: An Ode to Tony Todd

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 24 Nov 2014 20:11:00 -0800

We're back and recovered from our Convergence hangover!

Its all about Tony Todd this episode and guest host Lynne Anderson from Abadon's Revenge podcast shares our love for the deep voiced gorgeous horror icon.

This episode we discuss 1992's classic Candy and and 2006's Hatchet.

Also, false starts! Why you should always have the vents open in the public restroom, the winner of our second short story contest, and yet ANOTHER reference to Kresely Cole's books.

Give it a listen!

Creepy Kitch Halloween Convergence Episode!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 26 Oct 2014 18:37:00 -0700

Its that time again! Its time for the Creepy Kitch Halloween episode!
Not only is it a Halloween episode its also the return of the Convergence! Yes, Stacy and Cindy record in the same damn from for the first time ever... And there may have been margaritas involved

This special episode the girls discuss Halloween episodes of Psych, the epic movie The Book of Life (GO SEE IT!), Disneyland Hangovers, and more epic fangirling over the delicious smut of Kresley Cole.
...And margaritas.
Come join us for our drunken Halloween extravaganza!

Creepy Kitch Episode 46: Watchin' With Ace

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 2 Sep 2014 19:51:00 -0700

After a brief hiatus, the bitches of kitch are back!Episode 46 brings the long awaited Watchin' With Ace episode where we guest host with Creepy Kitch mascot and Kitch Bitch, Ace Whitaker! This round we discuss 1976's The Omen and 2001's Session 9.

Also, Jennifer Anderson drops in to give her opinions as well!

We also discuss:
Our undying love of Kresley Cole novels, Cindy drinks far too much to stay truly coherent, "makin' a french dip", and other nonsense that happens after excessive drinking, reading romance novels, and watching scary movies.

All this and MORE!

Creepy Kitch Episode 45: Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 3 Jul 2014 05:54:00 -0700

Another Listeners' Choice? Say it ain't so?
Oh, it IS so!
This month, the gals discuss 1987's classic, Hellraiser and the 2000's thriller, What Lies Beneath.

The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world also discuss Harrison Ford's Abs, An undying love of Clive Barker, how Cindy could REALLY use a drink, and torturing Ace and listening to the sounds of her terrified screams.

All this, AND MORE!

Creepy Kitch Epsiode 44: Remakes!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 19 May 2014 20:44:00 -0700

This was a fun episode to record! Cins and Stac tackle remakes! This round, the gals discuss 2011 remake of Fright Night and 2013 remake of Evil Dead.

Also:

Stac's original horror icon, Low Budget.
The winner of the original story contest.
Moist! Butt Stuff! Bee Squeezin'! EQUINOX!

All this and more! Give it a listen!

Creepy Kitch Episode 43: House On Haunted Hill Contrast

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 23 Apr 2014 18:24:00 -0700

The ladies welcome April in by discussing two films they both love. 1959's Vincent Price classic, House on Haunted Hill and its 1999 remake.

Cins and Stac compare and contrast the two films and eventually start waxing poetic about the 1999 remake. Also we have the weekly Fuck Off, Tim Curry is amazeballs, why the Creepy Kitch listeners are the best listeners in the world, and a funny story about editor Lou!

All this and more!

Give us a listen here!

Creepy Kitch: March Madness Crossover with Death Rattle!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 18 Mar 2014 18:40:00 -0700

Its out super awesome Crossover episode with our #1 Bitch Lauren's podcast, Death Rattle!

Don't be alarmed by the different into, we just made Jack and Lauren do all our footwork this round.

Creepy Kitch and Death Rattle (aka Death Kitchen) join forces on the second episode of Strip Nude for Your Podcast. First, the gang discusses Mario Bava’s The Whip and the Body (Italy 1963), starring Christopher Lee, Daliah Lavi, and an instrument of violence. Next, Lauren and Jack’s friendship with Stac and Cins is put to the test when the gang sets sail to discuss Joe D’Amato and George Eastman’s P0rn0 Holocaust (Italy 1981) starring Eastman, Mark Shannon (aka Captain Warty Balls), Lucia Ramirez, Annj Goren, and some other people who probably contracted Mr. Shannon’s warts. Will Stac find her own Christopher Lee staging casting calls for a dinner theater production of The Whip and the Body? Will Cins fly to DC to beat Lauren and Jack for asking her to watch D’Amato’s island adventure?

Find out on Death Kitchen!!!

Creepy Kitch Episode 41: Cins Has a Nervous Breakdown

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 19:35:00 -0800

Episode 41! The movies chosen gives Cins a nervous breakdown!
Seriously, friggin' intense movies here.

This episode the girls dabble in more recent films and discuss 2012's Sinister and 2013's The Conjuring. (Both kept Cins up at night and her therapy bills will be very, very expensive.)

Also, listener Mim is a superstar, Guinea Pig Ace makes comments as we record, and two listener letters!

Enjoy!

Creepy Kitch Episode 40: Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 23 Jan 2014 19:04:00 -0800

The ladies return with another Listener's Choice!

You voted we listened. And we're not even mad! This episode We discuss Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon and Live Freaky! Die Freaky!

What else you may ask? PLENTY! We also discuss:

Why negative jerk-offs drive us to drink...more than usual!

Musical Numbers!

Ron Perlman Lust!

All This and More!

Listen HERE!

Creepy Kitch Episode 39: Haunted November... In December.

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 4 Dec 2013 19:44:00 -0800

This episode, the gals try something different!
We asked listeners for personal ghost stories and they delivered!

Its our Haunted November Episode!... In, December.

This episode, Cins and Stac share their and listener's true ghost stories with everyone while constantly giving each other the creeps. This was a fun, fantastic episode to record!
So make yourself a cup of cocoa with rum, your favorite blankie, and tuck in!
Give it a listen!

Also, looking for the listeners' choice poll? You can find it on the Creepy Kitch Podcast Facebook page! Head on over and vote!

Creepy Kitch Halloween Spook-tackular!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 20:49:00 -0700

Its that time of year again!

The Bitches of Kitch are back celebrating our favorite holiday of all! This year we're joined with podcaster and awesome dude, Johnny Krug from Kruger Nation! Together we all discuss the cult classics TerrorVision and Rockula. Also our usual fun talks about Halloweens past, Ghost stories, and more stuff I can't remember because I had quite a bit of wine at the time.

Come remember for us!

Listen up Here!

Creepy Kitch Epsiode 38: From Book to Movie

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 20:00:00 -0700

The Gals are back for Episode 38!

This round, we host with horror author Christine Morgan and discuss two films from two well known authors. Jack Ketchum's The Woman and Ed Lee's Header.

Also: oogling Christine's hot author friends, a ghostly photograph, and Target's crappy Halloween merchandise this year. Plus, THREE emails!

Give Us a Listen!

Creepy Kitch: Episode 37: Its ALLLIIIIVE!!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 26 Sep 2013 18:00:00 -0700

September concludes with two classic movies! This episode Stac and Cins discuss the 1931 classic Frankenstein and its squeal, The Bride of Frankenstein. Karloff is our hero!

Also on this episode: Stacy cannot fit her fist in her mouth! How Sandra Bullock barricaded Cindy in the bathroom at Comic Con. And why Lesley Howard never went into Grandma Bunty's backyard ever again.

This and Horror Crush, The Weekly Fuck Off, and Kitch Bitch!

Give us a Listen here!

Preview Episode 37: It's Alive, ALIIIIIIIVE!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 4 Sep 2013 09:19:00 -0700

The girls are tackling a couple classics this round! Why? Because we CAN thanks to modern technology!... Or what have you.

Coming up! Episode 37 we discuss the 1931 classic, Frankenstein!

And its sequel, The Bride of Frankenstein!

Stay tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 36: DAMN Nature, You Scary!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 15 Aug 2013 19:34:00 -0700

After a brief break, we are back with Episode 36!
This round, Stac and Cins talk about the 1972 cult movie, Night of the Lepus and 1954's Them!.
What else to expect? A very tired Stacy, Swooning over the Welcome to Night Vale podcast, and Bee Squeezin's.

Listen up right here!

Preview: Episode 36- DAMN Nature, You Scary!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 12 Aug 2013 11:19:00 -0700

Sorry Everyone, for the month break. It has been a bit crazy. But the girls are back for Episode 36: DAMN nature, you scary!

This episode, we discuss the bizarre (as in who thought this was a good idea bizarre) cult classic: Night of the Lepus.

And we also discuss the another giant animal cult classic, 1954's Them!

Stay tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 35: Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 29 Jun 2013 09:34:00 -0700

Our seventh Listener's Choice Epsiode!
Due to a faulty blogger poll (yes, our polls will now be done on the Facebook page due to this glitch) the movies you have chosen is 2009's Triangle and 1982's The Entity.
WARNING: TRIANGLE SPOILERS AHOY!
...as usual.
Also on this grand episode we discuss why you shouldn't judge what Cins eats, why Stac called herself an ignorant honky, and why you should pause the podcast if you haven't seen Triangle yet and go watch it!

Give us a Listen!

Preview: Episode 35 Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 16:10:00 -0700

Its on its way! HUZZAH!

Another Listeners' Choice episode! You voted, we listened. And we didn't even get mad.

We will be discussing 2009's Triangle.

And 1982's The Entity.

Stay Tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 34: Animated Horror

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:24:00 -0700

Episode 34 had arrived! This round, Stac and Cins discuss two of their favorite genres, Animation and horror. We cover 2006's Monster House and 2000's Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.
Also; Skype shits the bed, many people are loved with mouth, the Metal Mikey-gram, and stupid people abound!

Enjoy!

Preview: Episode 34 - Animated Horror

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:20:00 -0700

Coming up! Stac and Cins talk about one of their favorite things ever...other than man parts. ANIMATION!
This episode, we discuss:

2000's Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

and 2006's Monster House

Stay Tuned!!

Creepy Kitch Episode 33: Stephen Mini's

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:50:00 -0700

JUST before the end of April, we return with Episode 33!... which we mistake for episode 32 for a while. Episode

Cins and Stac have another wacky episode full of tangents and long strings of curse words. This episode covers two Stephen King miniseries 1979's Salem's Lot and 2002's Rose Red.
We also take a few big ol' left turns concerning My Little Pony, 30 Days of Night, and wet fart noises.
Plus the Kitch Bitch for April as well as the return of the Metal Mikey-gram!

Listen up!

Preview: Episode 33 - Stephen Mini's

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:47:00 -0700

We're Back with Episode 33!

This coming episode, we talk about two Stephen King Miniseries.

1979's Salem's Lot

And 2002's Rose Red

Creepy Kitch: Episode 32 Zombie Stuff

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:09:00 -0700

The long awaited Episode is here! This round we guest host with Author and resident Butt Master of the Creepy Kitch Facebook page, Robert R. Best! In celebration of having Rob on our show we discuss Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2 and George A. Romero's Day of the Dead.

Also!

-Making the Letter U.

-Making references that Rob doesn't get.

-Kitch Bitch of the Month.

-And more moments of being unprepared podcasters.

Listen here!

Preview: Episode 32- Zombie Stuff

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 23:21:00 -0700

Stay tuned for Episode 32 where author, Robert R. Best guest hosts, Finally!

We will be dicussing 1979's Zombi 2

And 1985's Day of the Dead

Stay Tuned!

Creepy Kitch: Episode 31 Chainsaw Contrast

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:35:00 -0800

We change our original plans and throw together another quality episode! Here on Episode 31 Stac and Cins compare and contrast the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the 2003 remake.

Also on this episode; why Valentine's Day earned a Weekly Fuck Off, negative racist people are stupid, the Kitch Bitch award returns, and a Metal Mikey-gram.

All this and more foul language!

Give it a listen!

Preview: Episode 31- Chainsaw Contrasts

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:33:00 -0800

So....We had to take a quick detour for our original Episode 31 due to scheduling issues. So you're going to be subject to us talking about Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Both the original and the remake.
We'll be comparing and contrasting the two films...and using colorful language.

STAY TUNED!!

Creepy Kitch Episode 30: Listeners' Choice.

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 17:52:00 -0800

The Gals are back for the sixth Listeners' Choice episode!

This round you voted for 2001's Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter and 1982's The Thing. Honestly, we didn't have a problem with either of them! Good listeners! We're learning from that Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS incident!

Hear Stac and Cins thoughts on both fun filled films as well as:

Why you should read your damn Groupon vouchers.

Crazy people on the Internet who like to hit on Stacy.

Four amazing book recommends that you all MUST read (non smut related too!).

And Much MUCH more!

Give us a hear!

Preview: Episode 30 - Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:50:00 -0800

We're back!
Just in time for Listeners' Choice! This round you chose two films that have nothing to do with each other! YAY!

1982's John Carpenter's The Thing

And 2001's Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

Stay tuned for...well Stay Tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 29: Unconventional Vampires

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 16:33:00 -0800

After a quick month off, The Kitch Bitches are back! Stac and Cins return with guest host Karine Charlebois to discuss two unconventional Vampire films, Quebec's 1996 vampire comedy Karmina, and U.S.'s 2011 Independent film Midnight Son.

Also, why regionally locked DVDs are a pain in the ass, Stacy has an uncontrollable giggle fit, and "punching The fat" all on Episode 29 of Creepy Kitch!

Give it a listen!

Preview: Episode 29- Unconventional Vampires

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 08:59:00 -0800

FINALLY we return!!
Sorry about the delay folks.
The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world return once again with guest host Karine Charlebois to discuss our favorite old timey blood suckers!

This round we will be talking about two great unconventional vampire movies. The first is 1996's Karmina, from Quebec...Which I couldn't find a trailer of ANYWHERE so here's a photo of one of the characters.

We will also be chatting about 2011's independent film, Midnight Son. Which I DID find a trailer for!

Stay Tuned! It will be coming fast!

Creepy Kitch's Halloween Hits Vol. 3

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:49:00 -0700

Its the most wonderful time of the year!
Well, it is for us here at Creepy Kitch. Its time for our third annual Halloween Special! This year we're joined by a very special guest; artist and listener Karine Charlebois!
Once again, the ladies wander aimlessly without structure discussing:
Hocus Pocus
The Run for Your Lives 5k
Psych Halloween episodes
Slutty Halloween Costumes (yet again)
and other sundries!

So grab a bowl of candy, put on your scariest costume, and come ramble with us!

Creepy Kitch Episode 28: Nick Cage, Why you so CRAZY?

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:14:00 -0700

This September, join the CK gals as they pay homage to the patron Saint of Creepy Kitch, Nicolas Cage.

This Episode we discuss 2011's Season of the Witch, and 2006's The Wicker Man. Also, on this holy episode, the last two winners of the promo contest, how Ron Perlman ruined cat-men for Stac forever, and join us in your prayer for the blessings of St Nick of Cage.

All this and more!

Give it a listen!

Preview: Episode 28- Nick Cage, Why You So Crazy?

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 22:58:00 -0700

Its on its way! Creepy Kitch, Episode 28 where we discuss why Nicolas Cage is the Patron Saint of Creepy Kitch.

We'll be dicsussing 2011's Season of the Witch

And 2006'd Notorious remake, The Wicker Man.

All this, a MORE! Stay tuned!

Creeeeeeepy.

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Stac) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:19:00 -0700

Pumpkin Rot mentioned this movie on his blog, and the trailer looks creepy as fuck. I want to see this, and the original short film (only eleven minutes!) it's based on. Watch ye, and freak oooout!

Creepy Kitch Epsiode 27: Back To School

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 09:52:00 -0700

Just in time for the kiddies to head back to the grind, its Episode 27: Back to School! On this episode, Stac and Cins talk about 2006's The Dorm, a movie from Thailand and 2001's The Devil's Backbone, a movie from Mexico.

All this PLUS! Epic rants about creepers and 50 Shades of Grey, Our ONE entry for our promo contest, and of course...butt stuff.

Give it a listen!

Preview: Episode 27. Back to School.

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 22:57:00 -0700

Its back to school time at Creepy Kitch!

This episode, the foul mouth maidens discuss.

2006's Dorm.

And 2001's The Devil's Backbone.

Stay Tuned!

The Creepy Kitch Promo Contest is ON!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:49:00 -0700

Hey All!
As you may have heard on the last two episodes, we're having a contest for people to make us a promo! Why you ask? Because we are really un-tech savvy and seriously cannot figure out how to do it ourselves. Really. I'm even having trouble writing on blogspot, that's how pathetic I am.

ANYWAYS!

We're asking our listeners to create us some promos for our podcast! That way, when other podcasters ask us for a promo to play on their show, we don't look like total losers!

Want to enter? Here are the rules!

It should be anywhere from 30 to 90 seconds long (or however long a standard promo is)
It needs to mention our title (Creepy Kitch Podcast) and where to find us (creepykitch.blogspot.com).
It should also mention we're a horror film podcast.

Thaaaaaat's pretty much it! You CAN use clips from the show. Feel free to fit our theme song in too if you want.

We'll pick 3 winners and they will all receive either a sketch drawn by me or Stacy (Your Pick!) or if you really rather, a picture of a My Little Pony wedged between Stacy's cleavage while she's wearing a corset.

All Entries can be emailed to creepykitchgals(at)gmail.com

The Deadline is August 10th and the winners will be announced and played on our August episode.

Go Forth!

Creepy Kitch Episode 26: GIALLO!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 13:04:00 -0700

The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world return! We're back with Episode 26, our Giallo episode with special guest star, Lauren, our first Kitch Bitch! This round we'll be talking about 1964's Blood and Black Lace and 1971's 4 Flies on Grey Velvet.

THRILL as Cins gets tipsy and talks about Comic Con!

CHILL as Stac tells us how much Bronys piss her off!

WITNESS Lauren's small bladder!

Come play with us!

Preview: Episode 26 GIALLO!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:24:00 -0700

Its coming!
Episode 26, Our Giallo episode with special guest host Creepy Kitch's #1 Kitch Bitch and resident Giallo expert, Lauren!

This ep we three chicks will be discussing 1964's Blood and Black Lace.

and 1971's 4 Flies on Grey Velvet.

Stay Tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 25: Listeners' Choice!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 18:48:00 -0700

Its disturbing little shorts day here at Creepy Kitch! And its time yet again for Listeners' Choice! You voted and we listened (this time)!

Here on Episode 25 we talk about 1983's Sleepaway Camp and and 1977's Suspiria. ALSO, horror crush, The June Kitch Bitch, horribly 80's fashion, and unintentional boners! All this and more!

So listen in!

Preview: Episode 25 Listeners' Choice!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:03:00 -0700

Its coming up! Our 5th listeners' Choice episode! (We're as shocked as you are.)

On Episode 25, Stac and Cins discuss the two winners of the Listeners' Choice Poll.

1983's Sleepaway Camp

and 1977's Suspiria

Stay Tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 24-Italian Zombies and Touching Mikey

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 15 May 2012 21:37:00 -0700

Tonight... on a very special Creepy Kitch.
Stac and Cins terrorize Action Attraction's very own Metal Mikey. And why? Because he made us watch 1974's Let sleeping Corpses Lie and 1981's Burial Ground: Nights of Terror.

Also, Cins drinks copious amounts of wine, Mikey will pee in people's butts, and Stac gets squicked out by man/boy/child.

All this and more on this BANNER episode!

Preview: Episode 24-Italian Zombies and Touching Mikey

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 13 May 2012 21:35:00 -0700

Episode 24...
A very SPECIAL episode where we terrorize Action Attraction's Metal Mikey.

We also discuss 2 Italian Zombie movies!

1974's Let Sleeping Corpses Lie.

And 1981's Burial Ground: Nights of Terror.

Stay Tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 23 - B.A.B's of Horror

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 20:37:00 -0700

At long last! Episode 23 is here!

Tonight the foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world discuss the Bad Ass Bitches of horror! We'll be reviewing 1974's Sugar Hill and 1988's Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

We also introduce our new segment; Kitch Bitch of the month, horror crush, and why Cins thinks certain people really need their balls kicked in (yes, the weekly fuck off).

Listen, if you dare!!

Preview: Episode 23 - Badass Bitches of Horror!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:44:00 -0700

Its Coming!
Episode 23 is all about the bad ass bitches of horror!

This ep we will be reviewing 1974's Sugar Hill

And 1988's Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Stay tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 22- Round Table Discussion: VAMPIRES!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:09:00 -0700

That's RIGHT folks!

We here at The Kitch have taken a slight detour from our regular format to bring you a round table discussion on one of our favorite horror tropes, The Vampire!

Joining us is, Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations, Bevin from Fan Fatales, and our dear friend Tyana who loves all things vampire, to discuss various bloodsucking fiends. As always we have horror crush, the Weekly Fuck Off, a Metal Mikey-gram, and yes...Twilight WILL be discussed. So suck it up, buttercup!

Enjoy the female drunken ramblings!

Creepy Kitch Episode 21- 2 Queens and 2 Means

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 19:55:00 -0800

Its up and ready, so hang onto your butts!
On this super-sized episode, Stac and Cins are joined by the fabulous Roy and Mike of Sassycast fame! We discuss two fantastic films from the 80's: 1986's Witchboard and 1988's 976-Evil.
Also, why the Grammys sucked this year, the monthly Metal Mikey-gram, plus a WHOLE lot of queening it up!

Enjoy!

Preview: Episode 21- 80's a GoGo!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 08:53:00 -0800

We're recording Episode 21 tonight! And we'll have two special guests, Roy and Mike from Sassycast! Its gonna be a circus of camp!

This ep we're discussing two gems:

1986's Witchboard

and 1988's 976-EVIL

Stay Tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 20: Listeners' Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:18:00 -0800

Its Episode 20!
And our fourth Listeners' Choice!
And yeah...we have words. LOTS of words.

This ep the foul mouthed maidens of the podcasting world rant and scream about 1974's Ilsa: Shewolf of the SS and happily discuss 2009's Ink. Also, the weekly fuck off, why Cindy's gaming group torment her via her husband's mic, but mostly why everyone who voted for Ilsa will someday taste the sweet sweet revenge of Cins and Stac.
We won't hide our hatred for Ilsa, folks. Just soak it on in.

A banner episode!
Give A Listen!

Preview: Episode 20- Listener's Choice

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:36:00 -0800

We're recording tonight.
Its our fourth Listener's Choice and there will be words. OH YES there will be words...

This coming ep we'll be discussing 1974's Ilsa: Shewolf of the SS.

And 2011's Ink

One of these movies filled us with rage. Which one? Stay tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 19: Paranormal Activity 1 & 2

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 8 Dec 2011 22:22:00 -0800

At long last! The gals finally do their Paranormal Activity episode!

This episode we welcome The Wolfman from Darkly Lit Podcast as our guest host as we gab about Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2.
Also, the horror crush, the weekly fuck off and why Micha is a believable douche bag.

Enjoy the show!

I Just Wanted You All To Know...

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Stac) — Sun, 4 Dec 2011 13:06:00 -0800

... that those of you who are voting for us to watch Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS are a bunch of DOUCHE NOZZLES.

There, I feel better! Who wants pancakes?

Preview: Episode 19 Paranormal Activity 1 & 2.

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Fri, 2 Dec 2011 19:48:00 -0800

Keep an eye out! Episode 19 is coming your way! This ep, the gals share the cast with The Wolfman from Darkly Lit Podcast!

This upcoming episode we discuss Paranormal Activity.

and Paranormal Activity 2.

Stay tuned! Its coming soon!

Creepy Kitch Episode 18: House and House 2

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:27:00 -0800

Its heeeere!
The Creepy Kitch girls return to assault your ears with their opinions on 1986's horror comedy, House and its sequel, House 2: The Second Story.
Also, the horror crush, the weekly F.O., why pornstaches make Stacy rage, and seven emails including the Metal-Mikey-Gram!

Enjoy the chaos!

Preview: Episode 18- House and House 2

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:41:00 -0800

We just recorded Episode 18! And here's a preview of the insanity!

Cins and Stac will be reviewing 1986's horror comedy, House.

And its sequel House 2: The Second Story.

Stay tuned!!

Creepy Kitch Halloween Extravaganza 2! The Reckoning

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 14:17:00 -0700

Further proof that Stac and Cins needs structure.
Creepy Kitch returns with its second annual Halloween show! Come join the gals as they discuss the old school Halloween special The Worst Witch and Psych's Halloween special Tuesday The 17th!

Special features include:
A discussion on slutty Halloween costumes.
Douchebag exorcists who hate the Amish.
Tim Curry's tambourine.

And more rambling nonsense you've come to know and love... or at least tolerate.
Happy Halloween all, and enjoy!!

Creepy Kitch Episode 17: Urban Legends

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:32:00 -0700

Its here!
The Creepy Kitch Gals return with episode 17, Urban Legends!
This episode we discuss the 1991 schlock fest, Popcorn and the 2008 film Legend of Bloody Mary...One of these we didn't like very much.
Also, The Weekly Fuck Off, Horror Crush, a very fast and unintentional review of My Bloody Valentine 3D, and five emails!

Enjoy!

Preview: Episode 17- Urban Legends

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:20:00 -0700

We're back with Episode 17! This episode's theme is Urban Legend films.

We'll be reviewing 1991's schlock fest Popcorn.

And 2008's The Legend of Bloody Mary.

Also, We will be recording our Halloween Spectacular Extravaganza soon as well!

Stay tuned!

Creepy Kitch Episode 16: Cthulhu Rises!!

cindykinnard@gmail.com (Cins) — Thu, 1 Sep 2011 19:00:00 -0700

Episode 16 rises from the watery depths! MUCH like our subject matter!
This episode Stac and Cins are joined by Colleen from Wyng'dLyon Creations and discuss two films based off the stories of H.P. Lovecraft, 2005's Call of Cthulhu and 2007's Cthulhu. We also discuss H.P. Lovecraft, bad drivers, Stacy tears Twilight haters a new one, and of course...romance novel babbling.

Come descend into the madness!!