Critic's Cornea

LEAP YEAR

2010-01-12T23:48:00.001-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYAnand TuckerYEAR RELEASED2009PLOT OUTLINEA woman (Amy Adams) who has an elaborate scheme to propose to her boyfriend on Leap Day, an Irish tradition which occurs every time the date February 29 rolls around, faces a major setback when bad weather threatens to derail her planned trip to Dublin. With the help of an innkeeper, however, her cross-country odyssey just might result

CAPRES: CALO PRESIDEN

2010-01-11T01:44:00.004-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYToto HoediYEAR RELEASED2009PLOT OUTLINEStarted from a capture by KPK that resulted in the capture of the political party leader that was up for a presidential candidate. The political party decided to look for a person who could be a puppet to replace the previous candidate. They finally found an administrative staff who is willing to be paid 2 million five hundred to do the

CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN

2010-01-10T14:10:00.011-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYShawn LevyYEAR RELEASED2003PLOT OUTLINEThe Bakers, a family of 12, move from small-town Illinois to the big city after Tom Baker gets his dream job to coach his alma mater's football team. Meanwhile, his wife also gets her dream of getting her book published. While she's away promoting the book, Tom has a hard time keeping the house in order while at the same time coaching

SHERLOCK HOLMES

2009-12-26T00:31:00.004-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYGuy RitchieYEAR RELEASED2009PLOT OUTLINEAfter finally catching serial killer and occult "sorcerer" Lord Blackwood, legendary sleuth Sherlock Holmes and his assistant Dr. Watson can close yet another successful case. But when Blackwood mysteriously returns from the grave and resumes his killing spree, Holmes must take up the hunt once again.MY CRITZThe one thing I know about

IT’S COMPLICATED

2009-12-21T23:58:00.010-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYNancy MeyersYEAR RELEASED2009PLOT OUTLINEDuring his son's college graduation, Jane hooks up with her ex-husband, Jake, who's married to a younger woman. As if being your ex's mistress isn't tough enough, Jane also finds herself drawn to Adam, a smitten architect.MY CRITZThe title sums up what the movie is about, It’s Complicated.Just imagine yourself in a marriage, with 3

AVATAR

2009-12-20T23:00:00.005-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYJames CameronYEAR RELEASED2009PLOT OUTLINEIn the future, Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na'vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture. MY CRITZOMG!!! The BEST movie I've seen thus far this year. Please make more

2012

2009-12-04T00:15:00.003-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYRoland EmmerichYEAR RELEASED2009PLOT OUTLINEAn epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors. MY CRITZThe most ridiculous movie ever!!!!!!!!!!I don’t like the chemistry between Amanda Peet and John Cusack; they have none.I don’t like the predictable ending; everyone is saved at the end.I just don’t

PINTU TERLARANG (FORBIDDEN DOOR)

2009-07-07T15:19:00.008-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BY Joko Anwar YEAR RELEASED 2009 PLOT OUTLINE The life of a successful sculptoris turned upside down when he begins receiving mysterious messages from somebody who's asking for his help. When he stumbles upon an illegal TV broadcast which offers snuff, he finds out that the person who's trying to reach him is a 7 year-old boy who has been kept and abused by a vicious

HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG

2007-01-10T02:00:00.008-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYVadim PerelmanYEAR RELEASED2003PLOT OUTLINEAn abandoned wife is evicted from her house and starts a tragic conflict with her home's new owners.MY CRITZA well made and most depressing movie ever. No wonder it was nominated for the oscar. After watching this, I felt like I needed to see something... hmmm... happy. I hated Lester, a character played by Ron Eldard, he's so

THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED

2007-01-08T22:01:00.003-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYBill PaxtonYEAR RELEASED2005PLOT OUTLINEA golf drama based on the true story of the 1913 US Open, where 20-year-old Francis Ouimet defeated his idol, 1900 US Open champion, Englishman, Harry Vardon.MY CRITZOk, so I'm a girly girl who loves chick flick, who hates sports, and loves drama. I'm thinking in my head "who in their right mind would want to make a movie about golf???!

WE ARE MARSHALL

2006-12-25T23:33:00.002-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYMcGYEAR RELEASED2006PLOT OUTLINEWhen a plane crash claims the lives of members of the Marshall University football team and some of its fans, the team's new coach (McConaughey) and his surviving players try to keep the football program alive.MY CRITZSeriously... if you're not interested in movies about football, for the love of God... save your money and don't see this one!!!

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM

2006-12-25T23:14:00.001-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYShawn LevyYEAR RELEASED2006PLOT OUTLINEA newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.MY CRITZSooooo soooooooo hillarious!!! I love how 1/2 of the audience in the theater are below the age of 10. I was sitting in front of a 5 year old that kept

ROCKY BALBOA

2006-12-25T23:06:00.003-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYSylvester StalloneYEAR RELEASED2006PLOT OUTLINERocky Balboa comes out of retirement to step into the ring for the last time and face the heavyweight champ Mason 'The Line' Dixon.MY CRITZI'm not a big fan of Sly, never seen the last 5 Rocky movies and don't care enough about guys punching each other to get some sort of medal. But I must say, this one is great. Aside from not

THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS

2006-12-09T22:43:00.002-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYGabriele MuccinoYEAR RELEASED2006PLOT OUTLINEA struggling salesman (Will Smith) takes custody of his son (Jaden Smith) as he's poised to begin a life-changing professional endeavor.MY CRITZA MUST SEE!!! I walked out of this movie feeling like I need to better my life. Seriously, I feel like I want to stand outside on Madison Ave., and beg for a job. This movie is based on

BLOOD DIAMOND

2006-12-09T21:00:00.001-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYEdward ZwickYEAR RELEASED2006PLOT OUTLINEA farmer, a smuggler, and a syndicate of businessmen match wits over the possession of a priceless diamond.MY CRITZOhhhh SOOO GOOD!!! Besides the fact that Leo is WHOOOTT, the movie is very, very, GOOD!! Almost makes me think twice about buying diamonds for a moment. There are scenes in which I had teary eyes. The dynamic between Leo

APOCALYPTO

2006-11-22T23:51:00.002-05:00

MY RATING DIRECTED BYMel GibsonYEAR RELEASED2006PLOT OUTLINEAs the Aztec kingdom faces its decline, the rulers insist the key to prosperity is to build more temples and offer human sacrifices. Jaguar Paw (Youngblood), a young man captured for sacrifice, flees to avoid his fate.MY CRITZGoing into it, I only know that it's about the Aztec/Mayan people of Mexico, and how their civilizations are gone

THE LAKE HOUSE

2006-11-13T18:14:00.001-05:00

MY RATINGDIRECTED BYAlejandro AgrestiYEAR RELEASED2006PLOT OUTLINEA lonely doctor who once occupied an unusual lakeside home begins exchanging love letters with its former resident, a frustrated architect. MY CRITZTotally worth watching!!! Trust me! Especially if you're into romantic chick-flick movies. This movie is an exaggeration of faith & destiny and time, but I love it!!! I know that time

THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP

2006-09-15T20:37:00.000-05:00

MY RATINGDIRECTED BYMichel GondryYEAR RELEASED2006PLOT OUTLINEA man entranced by his dreams and imagination is lovestruck with a French woman and feels he can show her his world. MY CRITZI dread watching this movie. The only reason I stayed awake during the 1/2 half of the movie was because of my homework. It's way too artsy-fartsy for my girly taste. Even the tagline in the poster says "close