Croncast - Life is Show Prep

Season 23 Ep 25: Sam Pullah

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:08:52 -0500

Show: #600 Sampler
Length: 3:45
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
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Season 23 Ep 24: A Sample of What We Do

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:52:13 -0500

Show: #559-Sampler
Length: 4:00
Format: mp3

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I'm at the airport putting up the show
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
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Season 23 Ep 23: Samper of the Croncast

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:29:26 -0500

Show: #558-Sampler
Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
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Season 23 Ep 22: Sampler de Croncast

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:33:34 -0500

Show: #557-Sampler
Length: 5:31
Format: mp3

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Hey, it's March already!
We're webified on the mobile front
Get your iPhone or Android phone out
Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only)
Judging when the crockpot is done
It's food that is made with love, just without care
Ladled food is about love
The presentation is not that hot
That is vanilla pudding
Crushed graham crackers
I am complaining about your
Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison
New girl at the Dairy Ripple
Creeping over my waistband
Is that contagious on that kid?
Then she speaks no English then
Let me tell you about the cat
He's got issues
I take him to the vet
Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy
Like on Scooby Doo?
Yeah
And he was wearing a coral necklace
The aggressive New York
All the drama
Your cat is still hypothyroid
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Season 23 Ep 21: Croncast Sizampler

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:29:20 -0500

Show: #556-Sampler
Length: 4:43
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
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live electric | conEd graffiti

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:15:25 -0500

conEd has been tearing up our block for the last week. this is what is left. see you soon, conEd.

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the man

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:27:58 -0500

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lady smith

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:17:20 -0500

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electrical fire and explosion 510 east 86th street

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:56:15 -0500

holy crap. felt it and heard it in my office in the basement. smelled burning stuff hours ago.

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Season 23 Ep 20: Croncast Sampler

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:10:43 -0500

Show: #555-Sampler
Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask

Season 23 Ep 19: Croncast Sampler

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:52:54 -0500

Show: #554-Sampler
Length: 4:64
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
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Season 23 Ep 18: Croncast Sampler

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:56:45 -0500

Show: #553-Sampler
Length: 4:25
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
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Season 23 Ep 17: Croncast Sampler

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:02:23 -0500

Show: #552-Sampler
Length: 4:54
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
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Season 23 Ep 16: Croncast Sampler

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:25:04 -0500

Show: #551-Sampler
Length: 4:14
Format: mp3

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Short on the show notes, more later . . .
Exchange students
House-wifery
Electrical Tape
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Season 23 Ep 15: Croncast Sampler

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:29:03 -0500

Show: #550-Sampler
Length: 4:36
Format: mp3

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Nerds at Starbucks
We rule there
I'm a regular but I won't you my name
I tell them my name is Brian
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself
Excalibur Rock Hard
Thank you, so much
Shut up
Stop saying this
It is so insincere
Cougar smooches
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week
It's all part of the story
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Season 23 Ep 14: Croncast Sampler

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:47:47 -0500

Show: #549-Sampler
Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
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Season 23 Ep 13: Croncast Sampler

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:23:41 -0500

Show: #548-Sampler
Length: 4:31
Format: mp3

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Snowsteria 2010
Prepare for the end of the world
Moms love drama
You can't get nanny-tude
They hate the dogs
Jesus, he blow in my face
New phase - we need to own a submarine
I'll protect you from sharks
Joking about living in the ocean aren't funny
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Season 23 Ep 12: Croncast Sampler

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:24:33 -0500

Show: #547-Sampler
Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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New Match profile
On the way to the ferry
Born in the 1960's
Where are your shoes?
Goodwill jeans
Leprechauns visiting NYC
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Season 23 Ep 11: Croncast Sampler

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:15:22 -0500

Show: #546-Sampler
Length: 5:00
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
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new croncast itunes image - the new york days

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:53:22 -0500

thoughts?

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Season 23 Ep 10: Croncast Sampler

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:57:49 -0500

Show: #545-Sampler
Length: 6:51
Format: mp3

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This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . .
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe
Betsy needs a neckoplasty
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
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Season 23 Ep 09: Croncast Sampler

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:11:13 -0500

Show: #544-Sampler
Length: 5:54
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->

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the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby.

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:10:41 -0500

every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.

probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.

she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.

i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?

baby, i love you.

i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy.

you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.

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new shows on magic 13 - via twitter

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:16:50 -0500

hey guys, for those that haven't seen the show notes from warm up episode, the new shows start wed. 13th.

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blogger lounge ces w @1timstreet

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 14:42:52 -0500

time for coffe

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riding high with steven yanov @yanobrand

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:12:44 -0500

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croncast subscription info - via twitter

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 10:46:38 -0500

my puter blew up last night after i posted the show. for now click get cool in nav bar

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Croncast The New York Days

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:25:05 -0500

Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3
Show: #535
Length: 8:42

Format: mp3

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Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
We're making some changes
The new shows are paid subscription
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New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!