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		<title>Scottish Boyfriend</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2020 12:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>My Scottish boyfriend&#8217;s expertise is using funny words like these: Aye and Och, Aboot and Baw, I don&#8217;t get these anyhow. Whit means What and Moose means Mouse, Ye means You and Hoose is House. Why means How (Why? I don&#8217;t know) Wee means Small ; And Naw means No. &#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/scottish-boyfriend">Scottish Boyfriend</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/scottish-boyfriend" rel="bookmark" title="Scottish Boyfriend"><img width="198" height="203" src="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/scottish-boyfriend-1100x-60p-198x203.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Scottish Boyfriend - cartoon" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/scottish-boyfriend-1100x-60p-198x203.jpg 198w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/scottish-boyfriend-1100x-60p-300x308.jpg 300w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/scottish-boyfriend-1100x-60p-1024x1050.jpg 1024w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/scottish-boyfriend-1100x-60p-195x200.jpg 195w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/scottish-boyfriend-1100x-60p.jpg 1100w" sizes="(max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px" /></a>
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My Scottish boyfriend&#8217;s expertise<br />
is using funny words like these:<br />
Aye and Och, Aboot and Baw,<br />
I don&#8217;t get these anyhow.<br />
Whit means What and Moose means Mouse,<br />
Ye means You and Hoose is House.<br />
Why means How (Why? I don&#8217;t know)<br />
Wee means Small ; And Naw means No.<br />
Instead of Dirty he says Boggin&#8217;<br />
(yes I know, it is quite shockin&#8217;).<br />
Does he love me? I don&#8217;t know, but<br />
he loves calling me his &#8220;Jo&#8221;.
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<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another take of mine on the <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/blog/scottish-english" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Scottish language</a>.<br />
And if you&#8217;re into puns, here&#8217;s another silly <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/anti-waxer" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">pun cartoon</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>More Scottish If it pleases m&#8217;lady or m&#8217;lord, thou can followeth my comics on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a>. Haste Ye Back!</p>
<p>I also have a new YoutTube channel with cover songs for retro music of video games, TV shows and movie. You can <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClM3nYGE_Ff3EmmGcGfAjnA?sub_confirmation=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">subscribe to the new YouTube channel here</a>.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/scottish-boyfriend">Scottish Boyfriend</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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		<title>Sticks and Stones</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2020 13:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Ancient Greece]]></category>
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<p>Sticks and stones may break my bones, but swords will cut them cleanly. Guns will put big holes in them, spears will pierce them fiercely. Knives may scratch them, fire burn and heat them like the sun, but nukes will melt them instantly so they&#8217;re my favorite one! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Here&#8217;s &#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/sticks-and-stones">Sticks and Stones</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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</p><div class="poem">
Sticks and stones may break my bones,<br />
but swords will cut them cleanly.<br />
Guns will put big holes in them,<br />
spears will pierce them fiercely.<br />
Knives may scratch them, fire burn<br />
and heat them like the sun,<br />
but nukes will melt them instantly<br />
so they&#8217;re my favorite one!
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<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s all of my history comics <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/tag/history" title="History Comics" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> (click on individual post to see the bonus panels).</p>
<p>And here&#8217;s another comic featuring <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/david-and-goliath" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" title="David and Goliath">David and Goliath</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>More comics with words that cannot hurt you on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/sticks-and-stones">Sticks and Stones</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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		<title>Dwarf Warrior Drawing</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2020 15:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>An ink drawing of a dwarf warrior, clenching his first. It&#8217;s been quite a while since I drew once of those. Drawn on Clip Studio Paint Pro using a Wacom Intuos Pro tablet. Here&#8217;s the pencil sketch version of this: Here&#8217;s a time lapse YouTube video showing the various steps &#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/blog/dwarf-warrior-drawing">Dwarf Warrior Drawing</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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<p>An ink drawing of a dwarf warrior, clenching his first. It&#8217;s been quite a while since I drew once of those. </p>



<p>Drawn on Clip Studio Paint Pro using a  Wacom Intuos Pro tablet.</p>



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<p>Here&#8217;s the pencil sketch version of this:</p>



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<p>Here&#8217;s a time lapse YouTube video showing the various steps (rough sketch, pencil sketch, inking).</p>



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<iframe loading="lazy" title="Speed Drawing of a Dwarf Warrior (Sketching, Penciling, Inking)" width="1201" height="676" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yMVj_judH2w?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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<p>Note that in the rough sketch, I initially intended the head to be facing slightly upward, but a minute into the drawing I already drew it facing downwards without altering the rough sketch accordingly &#8211; it was a speed drawing and didn&#8217;t feel I need to change it in order to get the result I desired.</p>



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<p>This is the&nbsp;<a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/blog" target="_blank">blog&nbsp;</a>section of C-Section Comics. If you’re looking for my comics&nbsp;<a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics">click here.</a></p>



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<p>Previous fantasy related stuff</p>



<ul class="wp-block-list"><li><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/gal-gadot-wonder-woman-caricature" target="_blank">Burning Hands</a> (comic, slightly NSFW)</li><li><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/politically-incorrect-tolkien">Politically Incorrect Tolkien</a> (comic)</li></ul>
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		<title>Sorting Hat</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2020 12:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Nine Eleven? Inside job. Moon landing? Just a hoax. Vaccines? Cause autism (and they poison us, dear folks). Corona? It&#8217;s a Chinese plot to make us all go broke. Bill Gates? He&#8217;s behind it too (5G, it ain&#8217;t no joke). Zionists? Control the world. The Clintons? They&#8217;re reptile. Earth? It &#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/sorting-hat">Sorting Hat</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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Nine Eleven? Inside job.<br />
Moon landing? Just a hoax.<br />
Vaccines? Cause autism (and<br />
they poison us, dear folks).<br />
Corona? It&#8217;s a Chinese plot<br />
to make us all go broke.<br />
Bill Gates? He&#8217;s behind it too<br />
(5G, it ain&#8217;t no joke).<br />
Zionists? Control the world.<br />
The Clintons? They&#8217;re reptile.<br />
Earth? It is in fact quite flat.<br />
(don&#8217;t laugh, you&#8217;re in denial).<br />
&#8220;Conspirator&#8221; they call me, and they say<br />
that I&#8217;m a boob.<br />
But these are all hard FACTS!<br />
After all, they&#8217;re on YOUTUBE(!!!)
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<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Fact: at best the sorting hat would still perform at O(n log n)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a previous <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/frog-warts" rel="noopener noreferrer" title="Frog Warts (Harry Potter cartoon)" target="_blank">Harry Potter cartoon</a>.<br />
And here&#8217;s a previous cartoon taking a shot at <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/anti-waxer" title="Anti Waxer (Anti-Vaxxer cartoon)" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">anti-vaxxers</a> (sort of&#8230;)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Learn the TRUTH by following my comics on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a>.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/sorting-hat">Sorting Hat</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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		<title>Historical Figures</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2020 08:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Churchill was a racist and King Tut owned many slaves. Hannibal killed elephants, the Alps are now their graves. Caesar was a patriarch (like all male Romans were). Jesus? A misogynist (you know, like young Bill Burr). Jefferson owned slaves (about six hundred, give or take). Edward the first had &#8230;</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/historical-figures" rel="bookmark" title="Historical Figures"><img width="198" height="262" src="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/judging-historical-figures-1100x-60p-198x262.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Judging Historical Figures" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/judging-historical-figures-1100x-60p-198x262.jpg 198w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/judging-historical-figures-1100x-60p-300x396.jpg 300w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/judging-historical-figures-1100x-60p-1024x1353.jpg 1024w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/judging-historical-figures-1100x-60p-151x200.jpg 151w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/judging-historical-figures-1100x-60p.jpg 1100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px" /></a>
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Churchill was a racist and King Tut owned many slaves.<br />
Hannibal killed elephants, the Alps are now their graves.<br />
Caesar was a patriarch (like all male Romans were).<br />
Jesus? A misogynist (you know, like young Bill Burr).</p>
<p>Jefferson owned slaves (about six hundred, give or take).<br />
Edward the first had Wallace&#8217;s head put on a stake.<br />
He also led an ethnic cleansing &#8211; all of England&#8217;s Jews<br />
had to leave to country, and they didn&#8217;t get to choose.</p>
<p>Columbus fought the natives, he killed and captured slaves,<br />
took their gold and sent it back to Spain across the waves.<br />
Suleiman the First, he had a sex slave ,Polish girl.<br />
(Ottomans had sex slaves &#8217;till a century ago!)</p>
<p>History is full of awful things, mankind ain&#8217;t pure.<br />
Those who do not know it will repeat it, that&#8217;s for sure.<br />
But should we judge them all by moral standards of today?<br />
I refuse to do it, but I get people who may.
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<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m really not sure how I feel about the latest statue defacing of historical figures such as Winston Churchill and Christopher Columbus. I&#8217;ll rephrase that &#8211; the Churchill thing is pure dumbness &#8211; how is the man who led Great Britain in its fight against Nazi Germany suddenly considered the bad guy?! But I do understand how Christopher Columbus can be seen as a negative character in history.</p>
<p>This tweet by <a href="https://twitter.com/EinatWilf/status/1270253816840060928" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dr. Einat Wilf</a> gives an interesting point of view I can easily relate to (especially since I&#8217;m Jewish): </p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;If Jews took down symbols of their discrimination, oppression, persecution, ethnic cleansing and genocide, not a stone or a flag would remain across the Western and Islamic worlds. Human history is mostly one of brutality and exploitation. To move forward we remember, not erase.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>As Dr. Wilf mentioned, Europe is filled with monuments of rulers and other historical figures who persecuted my people. The Catholic Monarchs Ferdinand and Isabella, for example, are responsible for the ethnic cleansing of Jews from Spain (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alhambra_Decree" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">which peaked in 1492</a>). I&#8217;ve traveled in Spain and have been in a monument dedicated to the two, but I&#8217;ve never felt any urge to deface their statues. For me they&#8217;re historical figures, who did awful things to my people as well as other peoples (they&#8217;re the monarchs who sent Columbus to his voyage). But they&#8217;re part of Spain&#8217;s history, for better or for worse.</p>
<p>On the other hand, I try to think how I&#8217;d react if I saw a statue of Adolf Hitler in Germany. Two of my grandparents survived the Jewish Holocaust, and both are the sole survivors of their respective families &#8211; meaning their entire families were destroyed. So in that case it&#8217;s a more recent experience, and much closer to me personally. I guess seeing a statue of Hitler would stir anger in me. But maybe if the plaque below the statue would mention his terrible acts, It&#8217;ll be easier for me to see the statue as a way of remembering the person and his horrible deeds, knowing he was real and was responsible for those great atrocities.</p>
<p>So yes, I am confused. But one thing I&#8217;m less confused about: I don&#8217;t like mobs. If a statue is to be removed, it shouldn&#8217;t be by vandals. It should be taken down in orderly manner, probably after some kind of majority vote place among the people who live in the area took place. The statue should certainly not be destroyed. Rather, it should be taken to the museum, so that history is not erased or forgotten. Otherwise, we&#8217;re no different than the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Taliban blowing up statues in Afghanistan</a> for not conforming with their religious and ideological beliefs.</p>
<p>Last, judging historical figures by modern standards does not make a lot of sense to me. Hitler, Genghis Khan, Attila &#8211; were all considered ruthless, vicious and extremely cruel even by the standards of their own times. But different historical periods had different standards. Slavery was relatively common in the ancient world, even among the most enlightened and civilized cultures. When a city was captured after a long siege, it was not uncommon for their citizens to be murdered, raped, enslaved &#8211; women and children included. In many societies children, and sometimes women, were considered the property of men. The Egyptian Pharaohs practiced incestuous marriage, and Roman noblemen used to marry young teenage girls.</p>
<p>Future generations may question our way of living &#8211; maybe they&#8217;ll question how we treated the planet, or how we depleted its resources, or how we consumed the flesh of other living things, or the fact that we&#8217;re still waging wars, or the way wealth is distributed in our societies. That does not necessarily make us evil. Most of us are living by standards that feel right to us, but are probably different from the ones that our children or grandchildren will live by.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a comic where I judge <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/military-uniforms-through-history" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">historical military uniforms</a> by modern standards.</p>
<p>And here&#8217;s a comic taking place <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/back-in-my-day" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">back in medieval times</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>You can judge my past comics by modern standards on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a>.</p>
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		<title>Eighties Action Movie</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2020 07:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Action movie, eighties style: muscles, shootings, toothless smile. Lots of catchphrases to quote, pushing violence down your throat. Wicked villains, spiky hair, German accents everywhere. M16s on fully-auto, &#8220;Kill or die&#8221;, that is the motto. Helicopters, jungle, bomb, &#8220;This is just like Vietnam&#8230;&#8221; Hero killing dozens while he remains unhurt, &#8230;</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/action-movie" rel="bookmark" title="Eighties Action Movie"><img width="198" height="262" src="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/action-movie-1100x-60p-198x262.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Eighties Action Movie" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/action-movie-1100x-60p-198x262.jpg 198w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/action-movie-1100x-60p-300x398.jpg 300w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/action-movie-1100x-60p-1024x1357.jpg 1024w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/action-movie-1100x-60p-151x200.jpg 151w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/action-movie-1100x-60p.jpg 1100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px" /></a>
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Action movie, eighties style:<br />
muscles, shootings, toothless smile.<br />
Lots of catchphrases to quote,<br />
pushing violence down your throat.<br />
Wicked villains, spiky hair,<br />
German accents everywhere.<br />
M16s on fully-auto,<br />
&#8220;Kill or die&#8221;, that is the motto.<br />
Helicopters, jungle, bomb,<br />
&#8220;This is just like Vietnam&#8230;&#8221;<br />
Hero killing dozens while<br />
he remains unhurt, such style.<br />
Female sidekick, hot as hell,<br />
he will fall under her spell.<br />
Happy ending, music track,<br />
next year&#8217;s sequel &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;ll be back!&#8221;
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<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Some loose inspirations for the characters drawn in this comic:<br />
For the villain &#8211; Hans from Die Hard (German accent!)<br />
For the cop &#8211; Schwarzenegger in Terminator/Commando/Red Heat (German accent!), Bruce Willis as John McClane in Die Hard.<br />
(And basically any action movie I watched as a kid).</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another comic about <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/terminator" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">&#8220;Terminator&#8221;</a>.<br />
And another <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/tin-man" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">movie satire (Wizard of Oz)</a>.<br />
And another comic about using <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/british-accents" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">accents in movies</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>There&#8217;s plenty of action going on in my <a href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a> accounts.</p>
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		<title>Rapunzel</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2020 10:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Rapunzel let her hair down so the prince could climb it up. Little did she know he was an undercover cop: &#8220;I&#8217;m giving you a fine (it&#8217;s five hundred bucks) because you broke one of my many social distancing laws&#8221;. After that he fined a dwarf, a good friend of &#8230;</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/rapunzel" rel="bookmark" title="Rapunzel"><img width="198" height="231" src="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/rapunzel-coronavirus-1100x-60p-198x231.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Rapunzel and the Coronavirus" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/rapunzel-coronavirus-1100x-60p-198x231.jpg 198w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/rapunzel-coronavirus-1100x-60p-300x350.jpg 300w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/rapunzel-coronavirus-1100x-60p-1024x1196.jpg 1024w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/rapunzel-coronavirus-1100x-60p-171x200.jpg 171w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/rapunzel-coronavirus-1100x-60p.jpg 1100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px" /></a>
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Rapunzel let her hair down so the prince could climb it up.<br />
Little did she know he was an undercover cop:<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m giving you a fine (it&#8217;s five hundred bucks) because<br />
you broke one of my many social distancing laws&#8221;.</p>
<p>After that he fined a dwarf, a good friend of Snow White &#8211;<br />
he didn&#8217;t wear a mask: &#8220;Are you doing it for spite?&#8221;<br />
Little Mermaid got a fine for staying at the beach.<br />
Tiana kissing frogs? &#8220;Oh I will fine that careless witch!&#8221;</p>
<p>Little red riding hood was issued a decree:<br />
&#8220;Visiting your GRANDMA? Are you fucking kidding me?!&#8221;<br />
Cinderella at a BANQUET &#8211;  dancing all around,<br />
Good thing that her sisters told him where she could be found.</p>
<p>Prince kept writing fines until his pen went dry of ink.<br />
&#8220;I hope these fines will make those awful people stop and think<br />
about how social distancing is good for us. No wait,<br />
It&#8217;s not about some virus. It&#8217;s just PEOPLE that I HATE.
</p></div>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>If you go with the Disney movie, the whole Rapunzel story takes place in the kingdom of Corona.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another comic about a <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/sleeping-beauty" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" title="Sleeping Beauty">fairy tale princess</a>.<br />
And here&#8217;s another my entire archive of <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/tag/coronavirus" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Coronavirus cartoons</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Stuck in a Rapunzel-style quarantine? Follow my comics on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
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		<title>Dwight Schrute Caricature (The Office)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2020 13:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m binging the Office (again) to help me take my mind off the Coronavirus(*). One of the reasons I love that show so much is that so many characters there are truly original, you just never saw these kind of characters before. Dwight Schrute, brilliantly portrayed by Rainn Wilson, is &#8230;</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m binging the Office (again) to help me take my mind off the <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion" target="_blank">Coronavirus</a>(*). One of the reasons I love that show so much is that so many characters there are truly original, you just never saw these kind of characters before. Dwight Schrute, brilliantly portrayed by Rainn Wilson,  is certainly one of the most original, refreshing, and amusing characters that will enter (or probably already entered) TV&#8217;s hall of fame.</p>



<p><em>(*) Ironically, Dwight Schrute would probably have loved the plague. Quoting him: &#8220;There&#8217;s too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague.&#8221;</em></p>



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<p>This is the <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/blog" target="_blank">blog </a>section of C-Section Comics. If you&#8217;re looking for my comics <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics">click here.</a></p>



<p>To get my caricatures and comics in your feed, follow me on <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" target="_blank">Instagram</a>, <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank">Twitter</a> and <a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/feed" target="_blank">RSS</a>.</p>



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<p>Did you know I also draw <a href="http://www.yourpersonalcartoonist.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">personal caricatures</a>?</p>



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<p>Previous caricatures I&#8217;ve drawn:</p>



<ul class="wp-block-list"><li><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/gal-gadot-wonder-woman-caricature" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman</a></li><li><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/james-gandolfini-caricature" target="_blank">James Gandolfini </a>(who portrayed Tony Soprano)</li></ul>



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<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/blog/dwight-schrute-caricature">Dwight Schrute Caricature (The Office)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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		<title>Coronavirus Graphs</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2020 09:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/coronavirus-graphs" rel="bookmark" title="Coronavirus Graphs"><img width="198" height="225" src="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-198x225.png" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Coronavirus Graphs" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-198x225.png 198w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-300x341.png 300w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-1024x1163.png 1024w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-176x200.png 176w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c.png 1100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px" /></a>
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<p>COVID goes up, economy down, these terrible graphs make me put on a frown. They won&#8217;t give me hope, but wait! They just might: a simple headstand, and the future looks bright! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Here&#8217;s my entire Coronavirus comics archive. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; More comics to pass your time during the COVID-19 outbreak &#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/coronavirus-graphs">Coronavirus Graphs</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/coronavirus-graphs" rel="bookmark" title="Coronavirus Graphs"><img width="198" height="225" src="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-198x225.png" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Coronavirus Graphs" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-198x225.png 198w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-300x341.png 300w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-1024x1163.png 1024w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c-176x200.png 176w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/coronavirus-graphs-B-1100x-256c.png 1100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px" /></a>
</p><div class="poem">
COVID goes up,<br />
economy down,<br />
these terrible graphs<br />
make me put on a frown.</p>
<p>They won&#8217;t give me hope,<br />
but wait! They just might:<br />
a simple headstand,<br />
and the future looks bright!
</p></div>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my entire <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/tag/coronavirus" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Coronavirus comics</a> archive. </p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>More comics to pass your time during the COVID-19 outbreak are waiting for you on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a>.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/coronavirus-graphs">Coronavirus Graphs</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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		<title>Coronavirus vs. Alien Invasion</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Idan Schneider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2020 08:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Alien Invasion]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion" rel="bookmark" title="Coronavirus vs. Alien Invasion"><img width="198" height="405" src="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion-B-1100x-60p-198x405.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Coronavirus vs. Alien Invasion" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion-B-1100x-60p-198x405.jpg 198w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion-B-1100x-60p-300x613.jpg 300w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion-B-1100x-60p-1024x2094.jpg 1024w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion-B-1100x-60p-751x1536.jpg 751w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion-B-1100x-60p-1002x2048.jpg 1002w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion-B-1100x-60p-98x200.jpg 98w, https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion-B-1100x-60p.jpg 1100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px" /></a>
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<p>When it started we ignored it. Then we just diminished it. Then we handled economics. Then turned it to politics. Then we dealt with social aspects. Then we published memes, hooray! We did EVERYTHING, except what&#8217;s NEEDED to be done, oy vey. &#160; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; (Small favor: this comic was inspired &#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/coronavirus-vs-alien-invasion">Coronavirus vs. Alien Invasion</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com">C-Section Comics</a>.</p>
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</p><div class="poem">
When it started we ignored it.<br />
Then we just diminished it.<br />
Then we handled economics.<br />
Then turned it to politics.<br />
Then we dealt with social aspects.<br />
Then we published memes, hooray!<br />
We did EVERYTHING, except<br />
what&#8217;s NEEDED to be done, oy vey.
</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>(Small favor: this comic was inspired by a tweet that I saw the other day about how, judging by the way the US reacted to the Coronavirus, America&#8217;s first reaction to an alien invasion would be to lower interest rates. This sparked a whole set of ideas about what humanity&#8217;s reaction to an alien invasion would be like, based on our reaction to the Coronavirus. However, I couldn&#8217;t find the original tweet. So if by chance any of you encountered it and have the link to it, please let me know in the comments so I could credit the author here. Thanks!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>My previous comic which mentioned the <a href="https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/deadly-virus" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Coronavirus</a> was published about a month and a half ago. Back then, COVID-19 was a distant disease that was spreading in Eastern Asia, something you read about in the news and moved on. Who would have thought that just a few weeks later, I would sit in my home with my wife and kids in &#8220;isolation&#8221; (which is just a nicer word for quarantine), defending myself from the virus? Who would have thought there&#8217;d be tens of thousands of dead in Italy and Spain? And thousands in the U.S? (and it&#8217;s just the beginning). Who would have thought that so many people would become instantly unemployed, and more people uncertain whether they&#8217;ll have a job to return to once the storm passes?</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>As I&#8217;ve been obsessed with the virus lately, especially with the numbers, I had to do something to get it out of my system. I decided to put my programming skills to use and created this simple web site, which contains some graphs that illustrate the current status of COVID-19 in various countries that interest me. You can find it here:<br />
<a href="http://idans.net/covid19/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">http://idans.net/covid19/</a><br />
It&#8217;s somewhat buggy (as it&#8217;s been a long time since I last used JavaScript) so you may need to refresh a few times before it loads. And it looks kinda crappy on your smartphone (looks better on tablets/laptops/desktops). But I update the data almost every day. Again, it&#8217;s more about my obsession with the data than anything else, but if you find the data interesting or would like some different data on it, let me know in the comments and I just might add it.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Finally, my rate of publishing comics will naturally decrease in the next few weeks as I&#8217;m focusing on taking care of my family. But I will keep drawing, and I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll get through this dark period and enjoy better days. It will take time, but we&#8217;ll get there. In the meantime &#8211; <strong>stay healthy, and stay at home</strong>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>While you isolate yourself at home, check my older comics on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/idanschneider/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/cartoonartist" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
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