Getting your throat fucked after just having drunk 10 loads of cum from a glass and not vomiting semen and saliva all over your tits is no easy feat. But that’s just one of many proud achievements in this little homemade hardcore highlights reel. If you like what you see and wanna get your hands on all of my ass-to-mouth, cum eating and all kinds of other humiliating and fucked up videos I’ve shot over the last 10 years, please check out my homepage over at Cumtrainer.com

What my (amateur) porn would have looked like back in the Seventies on 8mm or Polaroid
Each snapshot is taken from a random “vintage” movie. You can download all of them from my website.

Blowjob Eye Contact – Girls, look up to your man when you blow him! Keep eye contact when giving a blowjob, it’s a matter of respect and proper cock sucking etiquette – Oral sex is per definition a submissive sex act. You’re already on your knees and that should be a pretty good clue about who’s servicing who. I always try to look up to the guy I’m sucking off and it’s not easy. Now I’m not talking about a staring contest here, he’s not obliged to look back into your eyes. The idea is that you always look up at him even if he’s looking away bored, watching TV or has his eyes closed. The important point is that if and when he happens to look down at you YOUR eyes are open and signalling both pleasure as well as asking the implied question “am I doing it right?” – Keeping blowjob eye-contact becomes harder when you’re being throat fucked and start gagging. Usually my eyes well up and I have to start blinking away tears which is perfectly normal. When gagging I also tend to reflexively close my eyes. Both issues are challenges that call for more on-cock training and should not be used as excuses for closed eyes or indifferent gazing at bellybuttons. – To sum up my thoughts, look up to your man when he’s fucking your mouth and I guarantee you that he – in return – will always look down at you as the little cum slut you’ve been working so hard to become.
See me put this into action over at Cumtrainer.com

A couple of my own ass, thong, high heels & blowjob screencaps from the 2009 “Undercover HD” video
They say that men are mostly visual in their sexuality whereas a woman’s erotic fantasies are much more internalized. In a way that’s true, show a guy boobs and/or ass and he’ll start salivating 9 out of 10 times. Show a girl a cock and the best you can hope for is a giggle, maybe a blush if its a monster dong. I’m somewhere in the middle. I enjoy seeing big tits and big dicks, but I also like things covered up a little, hidden from view. That’s why I like cleavage for example. Not showing stuff (at least for a little while) is sometimes the biggest turn on. Probably because you know the good stuff is there – or like in this clip “happening” – but you’re not quite able to see it yet.

Bubble Butt (Urban Dictionary definitions – Tongue in butt cheek as usual)
Contrary to popular belief Bubble Butts are not big asses. Bubble Butts are round like a globe, usually complement a slender, slim body. They are very tight and firm unlike the ones on fat ass babes.

Ass Gape (def.)
Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone’s anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it’s possible to see inside

Butt Floss (def.)
A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene. a.k.a G-String. “wife: Oh honey, check out the new Butt floss I just got at victorias secret! husband: wow it really highlights your tight buns.”

Slut Face returns once more in gallery number two, the cum facial finish. Promised I’d upload it, and here it is. Getting my face caked with lots of hot gooey cum. Just the way I like it. Close up shots, smeared slutty make-up and a wad of splooge in my eye. *lol* Ok, yes, I wish more of that cum had landed in my mouth but then it’s not technically a facial is it? My eye swelled up and turned red within minutes as usual but mercifully all that happened off-camera.

Slut Face Returns – Gallery 1: Riding the cock

Watch the video @ Cumtrainer.com

Remember the “Slut Face” video from back in the day? No? Well, here’s a little reminder - I think it was 2007, the HD clip with me in nothing but bunny ears, high heels and smeared make-up. I always loved that shoot and I thought, hey, if the Dark Knight can return so can Slut Face! And here she is back in action. Plenty of riding-cock and bouncing boobs action, some of it in slow-mo. And wow, those final shots where my whorish make-up gets covered in a gooey layer of cum frosting! I’ll post that gallery here asap, promise.
Download the uncut Slut Face video in HD @ Cumtrainer.com

Underboobs / Neathage, the augmented gallery archive & video! More and bigger boobs from below, aka Reverse Cleavage. Please comment on your top underboob pic
Cleavage, Neathage, breasts & underboobs Wiki

Underboob Video – Big boobs Neathage in motion!

I liked this pic, I’m posting it. So sue me. Best drooling throatfuck, gagging-on-cock pic of the year so far! Made me feel kinda tingly and moist down there. Wish I had a bigger version of that screencap, but that’s all I found. Not much into girls (or myself) puking on cock, but this is just saliva and snot so it’s ok in my book

It’s not terribly difficult to find deepthroating and face-fucking pics. It is however quite difficult to find balls-on-lips deepthroating pics. Shame really, because I enjoy seeing girls (myself included) going balls deep. Now the problem is that POV shots usually look down at the girl with the cock stuffed down her throat but you can’t see the balls touching her lips. So I googled for over half an hour and the gallery you see here is all I could come up with. Like I said, nobody shoots deep throat blowjobs from a low angle. Don’t really know why, because it looks so cool. – Obviously I got a few of my own balls on lips deepthroating pics, but since I haven’t got them tagged or indexed in my archives like I would here on the blog I only found a couple which I added to the gallery. If you wanna see them all – and of course the actual throat fucking and gagging videos – feel free to dig them up over at Cumtrainer.com and post them here in the comments.

I was sorting a bunch of anal and ass related videos and galleries today and looking at those photos and screencaps I thought I’d post an ass-only gallery for a change. My small waist makes my big round bubble butt look even bigger and rounder that I’d like it to be. But then again, I hear that some men are actually into big round asses. Never quite understood that. I get that men like big boobs, but what’s so cool about a girl with a big butt? Doesn’t that just scream “overweight”? – Anyway, hope you enjoy this, for those who want to delve deeper into my ass pounding and asshole gaping videos I suggest you take a look at my homepage over at Cumtrainer.com

I’m not really much into latex & rubber fetish myself (nor am I into girls), but let’s be honest, this gallery is fucking awesome. Look at the size of those tits! In that latex outfit they look like fucking soccer balls. Wow. – But wait, are those actual tits or is that some kind of implant stitched into the outfit? Do they really sell latex catsuits with tits included? Hmm? Any of you guys know? I’ve never seen nor heard of this model before so I don’t know if that rack is attached to her or just part of the outfit. Enlighten me with your comments!

Cum on my feet and sticky jizzed-on toes from my latest video “Footwanker HD” – I get so many requests for foot-fetish and footjob scenes but somehow I criminally neglected those over the years. So I guess this new cum covered feet & toes video will make some of you guys very happy. Enjoy the gallery and if you wanna see the full video you can download it in HD from my site over at Cumtrainer.com

These covers scans of adult Mexican comics are guaranteed to be sleazy, trashy, crazy, violent, over the top and hilarious!! Many of these covers are illustrated by the awesome Oscar Bazaldua. Some titles that you will find here are “Almas Perversas,” “Bellas De Noche,” “Corridos Marranos,” “Corridos Perrones,” “Delmonico’s Erotika,” “La Ley Del Revolver,” “Las Chambeadoras,” “Relatos De Presidio,” “Sangre Caliente,” and “Tropicaliente.”

Even more random hot cleavage and tits! – This time my clear favorite is pic number one. I like to see other women with “flaws” (cellulite, a couple pounds extra on the hips,…) that are stunning despite or maybe even because of their little imperfections.

OMG, I’m having one of those fucked up days. Everythig goes wrong, I’m stressed out, just wanna lay down and cry myself to sleep. But I gotta work. Not the interesting fun kind of work like getting drilled in the ass and feasting on cock spunk but – wait for it – bookkeeping and taxes and shit. Feel like I’m close to burning out. I should probably take a break tomorrow. There’s no 9 to 5 in my line of work and I guess it’s finally taking its toll. Ah, crap. But anyway, the best thing that happened to me all day was stumbling across this pic. It’s just so real and grimy, that couple having anal sex on a stool? Why? WTF. – But I just fell in love with that snapshot, it’s so wonderfully awkward, I just hat to post this as “pic of the day”. Just take a look at the woman’s eyes. Priceless. What do you guys think?

After posting the previous Betty bukkake gallery I spent an hour or two over at 666 Bukkake last night checking out the new videos to see if there were any new and interesting models on the site. And of course to compare performances – “talent”, if you wanna call it that. This girl or rather woman/MILF called Kirie caught my eye, not only because she didn’t pull any punches but because of that massive rack of fake tits. My back aches just looking at them, but then I’ve always had a fascination with porn that is trying to be truly pornographic and models who are up to the task. There are pornstars who just look like pornstars (but suck at what they do, pardon the pun), then there are pornstars that don’t look like pornstars (and I include myself in this category) who are good at what they do but could pass as regular people. And lastly there are models who don’t just rely on their ridiculously porny plastic tits looks but work incredibly hard which – like in Kirie’s case – means that they simply don’t say no to anything that’s asked of them on set no matter how fucked up. Kirie IMHO fits the bill as one of the most promising new-generation fuck-dolls over at JT’s headquarters. I always marvel at how much discomfort those female performers are willing to endure for a paycheck or maybe I’m not giving them enough credit and they really enjoy getting fucked and pissed on and spunked on in so many creatively degrading ways by dozens of men ranging from average to butt ugly & disgusting… But whatever may be the case, I enjoy those videos, it’s like watching real-life superheroes, only their superpowers include anal double penetration and an insatiable appetite for cum and piss drinking. A 9 out of 10 from me for this scene, I was impressed. – Did I mention those fake tits are really massive? 666 Bukkake

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So this is the splooge munching conclusion to the Creampie Hole two-parter. Next time your wife/girlfriend asks you to “spoon” her, I suggest you show her this clip. Might spice up the conversation a little *lol* – Oh and by the way, there’s an oily-boobs-massage bonus minute right at the end of the video, so keep watching once the spoon-feeding part is over! – You can download the full HD video at Cumtrainer.com

I’ve always had a thing for making screencaps from my videos. I hand-pick them for every single gallery. Sure some of them have motion blur or are under/overexposed, but what makes video stills so interesting – as opposed to great looking but staged photos – is that they capture those blink-of-an-eye special moments. Those hidden flashes of extasy and unplanned bodily contortions that turn out too look amazingly hot. Like I said, screencaps aren’t about perfection but they’re a lo-def tool for finding stuff you didn’t even know was in there when you shot and edited the scene.

Here’s a little swinging boobs, tits jiggling and cum sprayed feet promo clip from the upcoming “Footwanker HD” video. Love those dangling boobs shots from below while I’m giving head. And holy fuck, I’ve never had so much cum on my feet & toes ever in my whole life. The gentleman who shall remain unnamed who was responsible for my sticky predicament just left me there on all fours. I’m not bendy enough to lick my feet clean so I made my way to the bathroom on my hands and knees. Walking was out of the question, too slippery and I didn’t wanna mess up the carpet. Also I didn’t wanna go down in history as the first female to slip on cum and break her neck. “Died with jizz on her feet” isn’t exactly the epitaph I want on my gravestone. – The full HD videos are available online only at Cumtrainer.com

When you are horny, what are the first five porn searches you will google to guarantee a hard orgasm?
If you’re asking for search terms, Id say I google the most: “Throatfuck gagging” “Swallowing cum” “Ass-to-Mouth” somtimes “Bukkake / Cum drinking” and various combinations of “slapped, slapping tits, slapped boobs”. Sometimes I simply google humiliation or submissive sluts

At what age you started to eat semen?
Started swallowing very, very early, you do the math, the actual number might irritate some people, if you know what I mean. However getting addicted to cum eating and really enjoying the spunk, that came later in my early 20s

Is shaving everything off so your pussy is totally smooth an important part of your sex life?
Yes, it’s definitely part of sex. Getting my bald pussy licked is ten times better than with pubes in the way. I don’t mind a man’s stubble on my clitoris or pussy-lips though. I’m also very particular about having both holes clearly visible in my porn. So when I get ass-fucked (missionary style for example) the viewer gets a good look at my wet snatch during anal. I love showing myself off like that. Spreading wide open…

I love ur shaven pussy. Would you every grow hair again?
I’m sticking with my bald pussy. I love the feel of just skin down there. Not going back to trimmed bush not even a landing-strip. Here’s an old landing-strip pussy pic as a comparison to my current look.
Britney Swallows in response to Listorious

This is a follow-up to my last post in which I mentioned a couple of long lost photos of me lying on a rock, feet and pussy facing the camera and droopy natural side boobs up top. Turns out I’ve never published those pics before. Nice surprise, I’d almost forgotten about those shots. Took me a while to find them on the harddrive amidst all my photo archives. Anyway, here they are, all four of them! Feel free to comment, in my opinion they’re pretty darn cool and I’m thrilled to finally get a chance to show them off.

Another sweet gallery of random hot babes I’ve stumbled across while surfing the web. My personal favorite in this week’s collection is probably pic number three with the babe on her back and those massive natural tits just drooping off to the sides. I just love the camera angle. Nobody ever shoots girls like that. If I remember correctly there’s one or two photos of myself in that position lying on a rock at the beach. If I can find them I’ll post them here on the blog for you guys to check out.

PS: I did find the pics mentioned above and posted them here

Hands up, who wants a blow job from a redhead Hentai girl? – Wow, ok, that was the biggest Mexican wave I’ve ever seen take place on a blog. So today’s game is simple, the hentai babe sucks your dick and you have to control how fast, how deep and when to stop. Then you get to decide whether you want to cum in her mouth or not! To be honest, it’s not much of a game, but it’s hot. Have fun!

If you thought all vampires were blood sucking, now you are corrected! This one is cock sucking! I wish there was an option for her to bite into the dick with those sexy vampire fangs, but sadly not! You do get to control every other aspect of this blowjob, you can even choose where you cum! This reminds me of the TV show ‘True Blood’. They always end up biting the cocks in that show.

This is how you do ass to mouth. No touching the cock, no wiping, no hesitation.

Body paint is an old art common in many tribal societies. It is still popular in tattoo form, which is essentially the same as body paint – just permanent. Body paint can be really sexy, cool, beautiful, weird or all of above, like in this gallery. Some artists are very skilled and make some really impressive works of art. I chose to narrow it down to just gold body paint for this post, mainly because you hardly ever get to see anything like it, unless you’re married to Mr. Goldfinger (…such a cold finger, beware of his heart of gold. This heart is cold!) – Fuck, now I’ve got that tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Babes and boobs photos in a retro 3D gallery – This is so cool in an 80s kinda way! I got an old pair of red-green glasses that seem to work. If you don’t have them just google for DIY 3D glasses and you’ll find instructions on how to make your own. Most seem to be red-blue though. I’m not sure which ones work best.

Like all straight guys who wanna suck a little cock (and there’s a ton of you out there judging by the staggering amount of e-mails I’ve been getting over the years, all asking that same question), you want two things (besides cock): safety and discretion. Unfortunately for straight male cocksuckers like you, discreet blowjobs often aren’t safe, and safe blowjobs aren’t usually discreet. - The most discreet blowjobs are the anonymous ones given in sex clubs, cruising parks, toilets, and other notorious places. Give a blowjob in the bushes in the middle of the night and your friends probably won’t find out about it. Unfortunately, the men you meet in the underbrush tend to frequent sleaze pits themselves and some will be carrying at least one STD. The safest blowjobs, on the other hand, are the ones you give to someone you know and trust and have been meeting for at least a few months. Unfortunately, seeing someone regularly isn’t very discreet. Your friends may accidentally meet him, or see you two together, and start suspecting things. So you have to decide which is more important to you: Safety? Discretion? If you’re like most straight male wannabe-cocksuckers, discretion is of more importance. Most STDs can be cured or endured, but getting caught with a dick in your mouth forever makes you a fag in the eyes of most of your friends and family. Which of course I think is a disgrace. You’re obviously hetero identified, like the pussy, the boobs, the girls. You’d never fall in love with a guy, so there’s no question of you being a closet homo. The only thing that differentiates you from all the other hundreds of thousands straight wannabe dick-suckers is that you’ve got the balls to ask the question and one day maybe just go for it. You certainly have my blessing and I think that it’s going to enhance and expand your sex-life dramatically. – Oh and btw.: A load in the mouth is just as safe or unsafe when it comes to STDs as swallowing. So you might as well eat the load.