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There isn’t really that much to say about this video, it’s pretty much just a straight-forward pussy fucking scene with a sticky creampie ending and a little bit of cum eating to round things off. (Actually the cum eating wasn’t even planned as you can tell from the way it’s shot but I just can’t seem to help myself. I’m so used to finishing things off with a load in my mouth that I kinda instinctively started wiping the jizz off my pussy and eating it. Suppose it’s simple conditioning. You ring my bell, I start salivating…) Hardly any blowjob action this time – which is unusual to say the least – but a couple of nice feet shots if you enjoy that.

A protein-rich treat for the whole family:
Look what dad brought home from his business trip, mom! Syphilis? No! Spermies! The new semen-shaped (but probably not really cum flavored) jelly babies. Pun intended. Now everyone can enjoy a load of spermies without the risk of ending up with anything worse than an upset stomach.

more ATM videos

Here’s the latest Mix Gallery, this time a co-operation between me and a member who picked out the classic anal pics. I did the HD screencaps. The theme this time is cock-in-ass (aka anal sex) and we also threw in a couple of anal gapes for good measure. (Please see previous posts for more background info on those “mix gallery” projects. Enjoy! Oh and here’s that shaved pussy disclaimer once again:
For those of you who are new to this blog or don’t know my website, I am and have been clean shaven for a couple of years now. These pics however go back almost 8 years, so you will encounter the occasional landing strip as well as a few “bush” pics. Sorry about that *blush*

If you’re interested in my methodology for putting together this massive gallery archive, here are a few guidelines I imposed on myself.

1) This is a cleavage archive, not a boobage collection. Meaning I avoided any kind of nipple slippage. If a nipple or nipples show, I dumped the picture. Cleavage is the opposite of topless nudity, it means a dressed woman showing off plenty of boob curves without fully exposing her breasts.

2) Even small breasted women may be able to show off cleavage by squeezing her breasts together. This I consider cheating and I trashed those pics. Squeezing is only allowed if the woman would be able to produce cleavage without manual support. Therefore you will find squeezed boobs, but mostly of large breasted girls. Wonderbras etc. are allowed for cup sizes of C or bigger.

3) The ideal cleavage is defined as boobs touching over the breast-bone, therefore producing an imaginary Y shaped outline. As opposed to regular bikini shots with both breasts hanging to the side which one could describe as a U shape over the breast bone. I dropped the latter from my selection for the simple reason that without this rule any bikini shot would qualify as a cleavage shot. Only Y shaped bikini cleavages remain in the archive.

4) I did not discriminate against fake breasts. If the cleavage works, regardless of the fact wether there are implants or not, it’s in my selection. I did however exclude grossly overweight women but retained a few pics of chubby girls. Aesthetically pleasing proportions factored into my decision making process.

5) I favored frontal shots (or bird’s eye shots = looking down at cleavage) over hanging boobs or cleavage that is achieved by lying down sideways. This is how cleavage is – for the most part – seen and experienced in real life. A couple of exceptions remain in the archive.

6) The gallery includes shots from mature Milf models to 18+ teens. Age, good or bad looks did not factor into the decision for inclusion or exclusion. The focus remains on the effectiveness of the cleavage shot in question. Picture quality ranges form really bad (cameraphones) to excellent (glam models).

7) Some models may appear repeatedly. If you’re interested in finding out more about a model try looking for the watermark on the pic. More often than not a name or website will help you find the model in question. Amateurs usually remain nameless for the obvious reasons.

If you have suggestions and related links regarding sites, forums, archives etc. specializing in cleavage shots or busty girls in tight tops please contact me with the information so I can share it publicly here on the blog. Just leave a comment, thanks!

Enjoy! Britney

This is the most recent user submitted mix gallery. 175 screencaps and photos of vaginal penetration. Just pussy getting stuffed, nothing else. A couple of nice creampie shots in there as well. And for those of you who are new to this blog or don’t know my website, I am and have been clean shaven for a couple of years now. These pics however go back almost 8 years, so you will encounter the occasional landing strip as well as a few “bush” pics. Sorry about that *blush*

This is a follow-up to the Thong/Ass/Heels mix gallery I posted a couple of days ago. Two major differences though: First this one is user-submitted (by my good friend and long-time member The Boobman. Thanks!) And secondly the theme is now cupped, squeezed or grabbed boobs. This is a pretty big 3-page gallery so make sure to click the numbered “next page” links to see it all. Once again this 2nd collection contains mixed screencaps and high-res photos from the last 8 years or so. Quality may vary. If you’re already a member at my website you can of course join the fun by submitting your own themed collection. You simply comb through all my HD vidcaps and photo archives and mail me a zipped file of 60-90 pic(k)s. More detailed instructions on my update blog in the members area.

The other day I got a little bored and started browsing the members area of my website for some interesting “old” photos when I suddenly got the idea for a special thong & ass gallery. I thought it would be interesting to comb through all of the pics starting with the year 2000 until today and just pick out the ones where I was either wearing a thong (while kneeling), spreading my butt cheeks or kneeling on my high heels while spreading my ass cheeks or wearing a thong. Sounds confusing, but you get the idea… So I stuck to the rule that each pick would have to contain at least two of the elements mentioned. And this is what I ended up with after about 2 hours of detective work. Make sure you click on the “page 2″ link in the gallery so you don’t miss the second half of the 90-pics collection. – I apologize for the varying quality of the shots, as I said, some of them are quite old.

Unlike the previous (sneakers) advert in one of my earlier posts this one’s not a spoof. The actor Alan Cumming is joining the celebrity fragrance frenzy with the launch of “Cumming” The Fragrance. – Honestly, I’m not making this up. If you don’t believe me or want to order a piece of overpriced soap called “Cumming in a Bar” (or my personal favorite, “Cumming all Over” body lotion) check out the official web-site. And if you think the photo gallery is hilarious make sure you also check out Alan’s videoclip on YouTube – but be forewarned it might just make your Gaydar explode.

Oh and here are a couple of press clippings and reviews
“Alan’s cumming! On the big screen and in the shower he’s leaving his mark!” Playgirl
“It’s America in the time of George Bush. If you don’t get the joke, or if you’re trying to get Darwinism banned from your school, you’re not going to buy a soap called Cumming in a Bar.” People.com
“Cumming, dear. What once was a term of polite precaution has become the season’s latest olfactory craze, thanks to a collaboration between perfumer extraordinaire Christopher Brosius and innovative movie maverick Alan Cumming.” Metro Source

Me doing what I do best. Eating cum. This time with a spoon. Click the thumbs to open up the gallery. – Have a great weekend everyone! – Oh and by the way, the HD Video I’ve taken the screencaps from is already online at Cumtrainer.com

After last week’s fruitless troubleshooting our HD cam finally crapped out today and I couldn’t get the new footage digitized. At least we now know it’s the firewire port and repairing it will be like 500 bucks. Wow. Guess we’ll buy a new one instead. But anyway, instead of presenting you with a blank page, here’s a nice little quicky with plenty of good boob shots and some deepthroat and facial action. – And yes, I admit it, I was just a teensy bit drunk that night…

PS: Here’s me screwing around with my crappy web-cam…

One of my all-time favorite butt videos. I’m posting the first 3 minutes here for you to check out for free. One of my favorite bits is the butt “flossing” action where the guy pulls my thong hard into my ass-crack basically giving me a wedgie. I believe in a sexual context that’s called butt flossing. If you’d like to see more of my bubble butt (getting used for all kinds of weird stuff) feel free to check out the whole movie and many more like it including some seriously hard-core ass-to-mouth scenes, on my website Cumtrainer.com – Unfortunately the server that’s hosting the blog can’t handle bandwidth that full-size/full-lenght video demands but my main site is a hundred times faster and you’ll be able to download even 720p HD Videos in a matter of minutes. See you there, let’s chat on the message board!

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Underboob / Neathage Gallery

Underboob (definition): Exposure of the underside of the breast, such as below an extremely short crop top, is known as neathage, Australian cleavage, reverse cleavage or underboob. When the lateral aspects of the breasts are uncovered, it is known as side cleavage or sideboob.
I’ve been researching this phenomenon all day, googling my butt off, and I can now confirm that it’s incredibly hard to find a nice collection of underboob and/or neathage shots anywhere on the web. A couple of blogs have a few pics, a handful of tits forums have threads dedicated to crop tops with boobs hanging out, but there’s no definitive website with nice big collections of those kinds of shots. So to get the ball rolling I’ve decided to put together a 50 pics (2-page) gallery with pics I found during the last couple of months. One thing I’d like to add after viewing the Freeones.com thread is that I believe that a real Neathage/Underboob shot must adhere to the same rules as sidewinder shots: There can’t be any exposed nipples. Once you see a nipple it’s basically full frontal nudity. The whole point of cleavage in general is that it’s about hiding the breast not depicting it in it’s full glory. There’s gotta be something left to the imagination, right? – Uhm, and please disregard the image I’m using for this post, it’s not really an underboob or neathage shot, I just thought it was seriously cool.
For clarification (= more jerk-off material) here’s a short Underboob Video I came across today.
Those of you who’ve missed the Sidewinder Tits “Monster Galleries” here’s a link to the blog post containing all the images.

I didn’t get much time to update the blog those last couple of weeks, none whatsoever actually. So anyway, here’s an old promo gallery (from my early days in porn) which I kinda love but I’m also a little embarrassed about. Why? Just take a look at my eyes, I must have been so drunk that night, I probably had a hard time just standing upright in those heels. No wonder I latched onto the firs available dick to steady myself. There might be a video of that night somewhere in my archives, but honestly I have no recollection what happened after we took those photos…

The one chapter (from “Alice – Through the Looking Glass”) they never told you about when you were a kid tells an interesting story about Alice’s carnal encounter with Humpty Humpy, the evil twin brother of the famous and beloved egg-shaped character… No seriously, this is a huge anal/ass-to-mouth video which I’m gonna have to split into two parts. I’ve decided to keep it very realistic this time and left in everything, including the “preparation” phase right at the beginning. Stay tuned for the throat fucking & ATM (ass-to-mouth) conclusion which I’m gonna upload asap.
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God, compared to her I feel like Kate Moss now