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		<title>Wolf Blitzer Asks Tornado Survivor if She Thanked the Lord</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/aiBqX5IJ054/</link>
		<dc:date>2013-05-22T00:54:32Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>No, she’s an atheist. LOL. Thanking a god for surviving a tragedy when other people died is the height of religious solipsism.&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p>No, she&#8217;s an atheist.  LOL.  </p>
<p>Thanking a god for surviving a tragedy when other people died is the height of religious solipsism. </p>
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		<title>Today’s Generous Tip</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/9isgNdP35QI/</link>
		<dc:date>2013-05-21T19:53:11Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>From the Casual Cynic Blog: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p>From the <a href="http://casualcynic.tumblr.com/post/50851952982/edit-we-know-about-the-42-cents-lol-we-have-it">Casual Cynic Blog</a>:</p>
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.</p>
<p>This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>One Woman’s Quest To Celebrate Nutella Earns Her A Decidedly Untasty Cease-And-Desist Letter</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/uZORatmZD7g/</link>
		<dc:date>2013-05-21T04:10:10Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>From The Consumerist: Oh, Nutella — that hazelnut chocolate spread beloved by so many as a spreadable form of candy. Maybe you love Nutella so much you were planning on celebrating with World Nutella Day. Too bad, as the company apparently isn’t a fan of its fans, and apparently issued a cease-and-desist letter to the [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://consumerist.com/2013/05/20/one-womans-quest-to-celebrate-nutella-earns-her-a-decidedly-untasty-cease-and-desist-letter/">The Consumerist</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Oh, Nutella — that hazelnut chocolate spread beloved by so many as a spreadable form of candy. Maybe you love Nutella so much you were planning on celebrating with World Nutella Day. Too bad, as the company apparently isn’t a fan of its fans, and apparently issued a cease-and-desist letter to the woman who founded the celebration seven years ago.</p>
<p>Over on her site dedicated to World Nutella Day, the founder writes that there’s one thing that doesn’t go perfectly with Nutella, and that’s company lawyers.</p>
<p>Neatorama gives a little background on the situation, noting that the event has grown from just  couple foodies posting recipes on their blogs to thousands of people devoting various forms of art to the stuff, all out of an overwhelming love of chocolate hazelnut spread.</p>
<p>As the founder writes in part on her site, that’s all about to end this week:</p></blockquote>
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		<title>RIP Ray Manzarek</title>
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		<dc:date>2013-05-20T23:01:30Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>From CNN: The Doors’ founding keyboardist, Ray Manzarek, died in Germany Monday after a long fight with cancer, his publicist said in a statement. He was 74. The artist had been diagnosed with bile duct cancer. The Doors formed in 1965 after Manzarek happened to meet Jim Morrison on California’s Venice Beach. The legendary rock [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p>From <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/20/showbiz/music/ray-manzaerk-the-doors-dies/index.html?hpt=hp_t2">CNN</a>:</p>
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The Doors&#8217; founding keyboardist, Ray Manzarek, died in Germany Monday after a long fight with cancer, his publicist said in a statement. He was 74.</p>
<p>The artist had been diagnosed with bile duct cancer.</p>
<p>The Doors formed in 1965 after Manzarek happened to meet Jim Morrison on California&#8217;s Venice Beach. The legendary rock group went on to sell 100 million albums worldwide, establishing five multiplatinum discs in the U.S.</p>
<p>Morrison died in 1971, but Manzarek carried on The Doors&#8217; legacy, continuing to work as a musician and also as an author.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>George Takei Responds to Anti-Gay Marriage Protesters</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/us7U5VF7XTo/</link>
		<dc:date>2013-05-20T14:07:50Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>More here.&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p>More <a href="http://imgur.com/a/vchC7">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Goodbye Google Reader</title>
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		<dc:date>2013-05-20T01:42:32Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>I’ve finally weaned myself off of Google Reader. It took me a bit longer than expected because I really had a difficult time finding a suitable replacement for my needs. I tried TheOldReader but it just felt too basic. A lot of people recommended Feedly but I just couldn’t seem to get a handle on [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve finally weaned myself off of Google Reader.  It took me a bit longer than expected because I really had a difficult time finding a suitable replacement for my needs.  I tried <a href="http://theoldreader.com/">TheOldReader </a>but it just felt too basic.  A lot of people recommended <a href="http://feedly.com/">Feedly </a>but I just couldn&#8217;t seem to get a handle on it.  </p>
<p>Someone suggested <a href="http://newsblur.com">NewsBlur </a>which is a paid service (or at least it is for the amount of feeds I use) but I decided to give it a shot and I&#8217;ve decided to stick with it.  The cost is about $20 a year which is reasonable considering that most of my online time revolves around rss feeds which is why it&#8217;s essential that I have an online reader that I can stomach.  </p>
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		<title>A Grizzly Bear Attempts to Eat a Camera</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/_TdEoQEIzBU/</link>
		<dc:date>2013-05-18T01:28:53Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<title>Famous Authors’ Handwritten Outlines for Great Works of Literature</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/PGY753TQUWw/</link>
		<dc:date>2013-05-18T01:25:51Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>Above is Joseph Heller’s characters outline for Catch-22.&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p>Above is Joseph Heller&#8217;s characters <a href="http://flavorwire.com/391173/famous-authors-handwritten-outlines-for-great-works-of-literature">outline for Catch-22</a>.  </p>
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		<title>22-Year-Old Woman Killed In Assault Rifle Accident</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/xFOW1umna2s/</link>
		<dc:date>2013-05-18T01:21:04Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>From Talking Points Memo: Anastasia Adair, a 22-year-old Colorado woman, died after she was accidentally shot with an assault rifle she had recently purchased, TV station KMGH reported on Thursday. Adair’s husband, Shane, and other witnesses told police she was drinking with friends in her garage Tuesday night and wanted to show off the weapon. [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/22-year-old-woman-killed-in-assault-rifle">Talking Points Memo</a>:</p>
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Anastasia Adair, a 22-year-old Colorado woman, died after she was accidentally shot with an assault rifle she had recently purchased, TV station KMGH reported on Thursday.</p>
<p>Adair&#8217;s husband, Shane, and other witnesses told police she was drinking with friends in her garage Tuesday night and wanted to show off the weapon. It fired twice, hitting her once in the head as she brought it to the room and passed it to Shane.</p>
<p>Lt. Gary Toldness, of the Federal Heights, Colo., police department, told KMGH initial analysis appeared to be consistent with the reports of an accidental shooting, though the investigation was continuing. He also said Adair purchased the weapon at a gun show in March and described it as an AK-47-type rifle.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Monkeys Can Be Assholes</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/ebfig0g7N3s/</link>
		<dc:date>2013-05-17T18:05:19Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>They’re just like people!&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p>They&#8217;re just like people!</p>
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