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		<title>Santorum: Obama Has Put America On ‘The Path’ Of Executing Religious People By Decapitation</title>
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		<dc:date>2012-02-09T15:10:48Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>I have to admit, I’m enjoying the Santorum era: SANTORUM: They are taking faith and crushing it. Why? Why? When you marginalize faith in America, when you remove the pillar of God-given rights, then what’s left is the French Revolution. What’s left is the government that gives you right, what’s left are no unalienable rights, [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to admit, I&#8217;m<a href="http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/02/09/421882/santorum-obama-has-put-america-on-the-path-of-executing-religious-people-by-decapitation/"> enjoying the Santorum era</a>:</p>
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SANTORUM: They are taking faith and crushing it. Why? Why? When you marginalize faith in America, when you remove the pillar of God-given rights, then what’s left is the French Revolution. What’s left is the government that gives you right, what’s left are no unalienable rights, what’s left is a government that will tell you who you are, what you’ll do and when you’ll do it. What’s left in France became the guillotine. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re a long way from that, but if we do and follow the path of President Obama and his overt hostility to faith in America, then we are headed down that road.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A Girl Gives Directions to Her House</title>
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		<dc:date>2012-02-09T12:51:24Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>I love her expression when she’s done with the directions.&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p>I love her expression when she&#8217;s done with the directions.</p>
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		<title>Stories from The Onion as interpreted by Facebook</title>
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		<dc:date>2012-02-09T04:25:26Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p><a href="http://literallyunbelievable.org/">Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!</a></p>
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		<title>Congress Ponders Adding GED Requirement to Unemployment Benefits</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/iq_95mKoPVc/</link>
		<dc:date>2012-02-09T04:18:53Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>From The Daily Beast: We can all agree that it’d be great if every adult in America possessed a high-school degree or at least a GED equivalent. But to deny unemployment benefits to those who didn’t finish high school? It seems a crazy idea, yet that’s precisely what might happen, depending on negotiations between the [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/07/congress-ponders-adding-ged-requirement-to-unemployment-benefits.html">The Daily Beast</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>We can all agree that it’d be great if every adult in America possessed a high-school degree or at least a GED equivalent.</p>
<p>But to deny unemployment benefits to those who didn’t finish high school?</p>
<p>It seems a crazy idea, yet that’s precisely what might happen, depending on negotiations between the House and Senate as the two sides work to decide, by month’s end, whether to extend both unemployment insurance to cover people out of work for up to 99 weeks and also a 2 percent cut in the payroll tax. As it stands now, the House version of the extension bill includes a provision that would deny unemployment benefits to any person without a high-school diploma or a GED unless they can prove that they are enrolled in a high-school equivalency program.
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		<title>Joansmacked</title>
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		<dc:date>2012-02-09T04:17:31Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<title>Don’t Put a Firecracker Down a Manhole</title>
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		<dc:date>2012-02-09T04:11:58Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<title>I Can’t Bring Myself to Watch This</title>
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		<dc:date>2012-02-09T04:09:45Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>Police brutality. I’m too tired tonight to watch something that is just going to infuriate me before bed.&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/02/08/a-weird-definition-of-what-is-offensive/">Police brutality</a>.   I&#8217;m too tired tonight to watch something that is just going to infuriate me before bed.  </p>
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		<title>How to Make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich</title>
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		<dc:date>2012-02-09T03:56:32Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description>It’s all so simple! And who doesn’t happen to have emulsifying salts, carrageenan, and a silicon mold lying around their kitchen. Update: And THE RIGHT (or at least, non-douchey) way to do it:&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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<p>It&#8217;s all so simple!  And who doesn&#8217;t happen to have emulsifying salts, carrageenan, and a silicon mold lying around their kitchen.  </p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong></p>
<p>And THE RIGHT (or at least, non-douchey) way to do it:</p>
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		<title>NH Republicans Want to Eliminate Mandatory Lunch Breaks for Workers</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/2a5zya3wla0/</link>
		<dc:date>2012-02-09T03:43:34Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></dc:subject>
		<description>From The Concord Monitor: Mark MacKenzie, the state’s AFL-CIO president, yesterday told Rep. JR Hoell of Dunbarton to give him a break. Repeal the law requiring half-hour lunch breaks for employees after five straight hours of work? Trust all bosses to do the right thing, all the time? MacKenzie, who once fought fires and now [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.concordmonitor.com/article/310149/lunch-breaks-on-the-chopping-block">The Concord Monitor</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Mark MacKenzie, the state&#8217;s AFL-CIO president, yesterday told Rep. JR Hoell of Dunbarton to give him a break.</p>
<p>Repeal the law requiring half-hour lunch breaks for employees after five straight hours of work?</p>
<p>Trust all bosses to do the right thing, all the time?</p>
<p>MacKenzie, who once fought fires and now fights for workers&#8217; rights, said pass the salad, not this bill.</p>
<p>&#8220;Quite frankly,&#8221; MacKenzie said, &#8220;considering this is 2012, and I&#8217;m talking about the repeal of the lunch hour, this is outrageous.&#8221;</p>
<p>MacKenzie, addressing the House Labor, Industrial and Rehabilitative Service Committee, spoke out against legislation sponsored by Hoell and backed by Rep. Kyle Jones of Rochester. He spoke about the heart he believed made up the core of most employers, about the sense of fairness and humanity that dominates the state&#8217;s working landscape.</p>
<p>He acknowledged that most employers treat workers fairly, but he didn&#8217;t think that was any reason to do away with a longstanding protection. Abolishing the lunch-break law &#8211; enacted 36 years ago as insurance against unfair working conditions &#8211; would be naive and impractical, MacKenzie said.</p></blockquote>
<p>(via <a href="http://www.newswire.poormojo.org">Poor Mojo</a>)</p>
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	<item rdf:about="http://www.cynical-c.com/2012/02/08/cardinal-edward-egan-just-withdrew-his-apology-for-the-catholic-sex-abuse-scandal/">
		<title>Cardinal Edward Egan Just Withdrew His Apology For The Catholic Sex-Abuse Scandal</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/cynical-c/nxDH/~3/7SCu2EFcB9Y/</link>
		<dc:date>2012-02-09T00:56:03Z</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></dc:subject>
		<description>From Business Insider: In an interview this week with Connecticut Magazine, Cardinal Edward Egan, withdrew his 2002 apology for the Church’s handling of the sex-abuse scandal, which was once read in all New York parishes. A decade after that letter, the former archbishop of New York, and former bishop of Bridgeport, now describes the handling [...]&lt;br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/cardinal-edward-egan-who-just-withdrew-his-apology-for-the-catholic-sex-abuse-scandal-is-a-monster-2012-2">Business Insider</a>:</p>
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<p>In an interview this week with Connecticut Magazine, Cardinal Edward Egan, withdrew his 2002 apology for the Church&#8217;s handling of the sex-abuse scandal, which was once read in all New York parishes. </p>
<p>A decade after that letter, the former archbishop of New York, and former bishop of Bridgeport, now describes the handling of the priest-abuse crisis under his watch as “incredibly good.” He said of the letter, &#8220;I never should have said that,” and added, “I don’t think we did anything wrong.”</p>
<p>“I never had one of these sex abuse cases.” he said, before adding pompously, “If you have another bishop in the United States who has the record I have, I’d be happy to know who he is.” He also claimed that the Church had no obligation to report abuse to the civil authorities. </p>
<p>These are lies, strutting around with pride. </p>
<p>The Church is required to report abuse, according to laws on the books since the 1970s.
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