A conservative blog exposes Malia Obama as the radical, prepubescent, sleeper-celled hippy that she really is:

Yes, that is Barry O’s oldest daughter in that picture with the t-shirt bearing a peace symbol and the article says is the symbol for an organization called Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament.

My question is, did mommy and daddy influence Malia or is Malia helping daddy make important national security decisions? My question for all of y’all is do you still doubt the radical views of your President in Training Pants?

Malia has only been around Barack for 11 years–yes, that is how old she is–which is hard to believe looking at these pictures, and yet we are expected to believe that people like Jeremiah Wright, whom Barack knew for 20 years, had no effect on his thinking.

Can you imagine the outcry if it was the Bush daughters wearing a shirt like this?

This is sound thinking and I dare anybody to disagree. Everyone knows that an eleven year old daughter of the president needs to be out in public wearing 2 M-60 ammo belts draped over a Don’t Tread on Me T-shirt while wearing Armor of God pajamas underneath it all. I mean, the peace sign? That’s like opposite of the war sign. Someone get her a 3WolfMoon T-Shirt stat.

(via Shakesville)

If you want to kill a few hours, behold the 5 star reviews of the awesome three wolf moon shirt:

I’ll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones.

Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on one wolf. You won’t find that deal anywhere else.

I have been wearing this shirt for about 15 weeks and I have not needed to wash it! You don’t put this shirt on your torso you put it on your soul. The day I bought this shirt I lost 300 lbs! I got a new chevy, a new Trailer and my kids quit meth. I now know that the moon on this shirt is not a picture but the moon itself. I am the Moon Star!!!!!!!

I purchased the 3 wolf moon shirt while on vacation in Utah but I forgot it in the hotel room. Imagine my surprise when 7 weeks later, I heard a knock at my door back home. It was 3 wolf moon! It walked all the way to my house by itself. Excellent fit, too.

I posted this the other day but here’s the video of the report.

(via Unreasonable Faith)

(via Everything is Terrible)

From Gadling:

The PR stunt was the idea of tampon firm Libresse, and took place at six of the most popular Dutch beaches. The video clip is in Dutch, but I’m sure you’ll get an idea of the message (and the target audience).

The tampons are not being given away just for fun, the manufacturer is trying to convince women that tampons are a “must have” in the beach gear bag. According to the PR dude, 1 in 7 women avoid the beach during “that time of the month”.

(via Buzzfeed)