Cynical Ridiculous and Pathetic, aka "A Bronxboy Ranting"

We Are Screwed

2021-03-26T11:50:00.016-07:00

Full disclosure ! I really don't like politicians. They are all dishonest, liars, power hungry, and rarely care for the complete good and well being of the American people. With that being said, I can't even laugh at the above picture that has circulated around the media this past week. Every leader of every single country had to have been laughing at the man who is President of the US. I have to take exception. I want the President of our country to do the best possible job he or she could for the sake of not only me, but everyone else living here legally. Tripping 3 times climbing up a flight of stairs is definitely a problem, or much worse. If President Trump had done the same thing, all hell would have broken out and the 25th amentment would have been put in play within hours. I only mention that, because my dislike for politicians is only closely trailing to my hate for fake news.

Politicians don't just fall out of the sky, or at least I don't think so. They are legally elected by the good people of our country. Whoops, I think I just said something that is no longer true. Politicians are elected by people, regardless of them being legal and registered to vote. But even that appears to be changing. Some states are trying to have voters go to the polls, or by mail, and vote without registering, or without being a citizen of this great country, or possibly even being alive. This scares the shit out of me and it should for you as well. It's a simple matter that requires very little use of one's brains to see what is happening. It's call economics 101. You just can't put 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag. It just doesn't work. I am not here to teach school or to make predictions about what will happen as a result of this. I am merely here to rant and put a little question into the back of your brain. How can you keep paying out monies for welfare, medical, aid, education, stimulus, and whatever without monies coming in to pay for these perks ? So, where is this money coming from ???????? It's going to come from you and me. Period, end of subject.

I am sorry.....I am so sorry.....I am so very sorry......I am sorry for anything offensive I might have said to anyone over these past 50 or 60 years. I am sorry for anything I might have thought of saying during this same period. I am sorry for any offensive joke, jester, sign, look, movement, touch, eye contact, or anything else related to that. I am sorry for anything I might have done or said during any act of sex I might have had with anyone during this time period as well. I now realize that I should have asked permission for anything I might have done to you during these sexual encounters. I just didn't think of it during those few passionate moments. Please forgive me. I am sorry for all black, brown, asian, white, Italian, greek, spanish, jewish, irish, polish, english, puerto rican, french, german, gay, lesbian, trans, etc. I am sorry if I offended anyone while I was a boy scout. I am also truly sorry if I offended anyone while serving in the US Army. I am particularly sure I made some funny and uncalled for remarks during that period. I am also very sorry for any customer, vendor, co-worker, airline attendant, or anyone connected with my business for the over 25 years I ran it. But mostly, I am sorry for those assholes that cave to this ridiculous cancel culture shit. These big companies should be ashamed of themselves....There .......rant finished.

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Look who is back ? Just in time for a special "Who Really Cares" post.

2021-03-15T19:46:00.000-07:00

So here we go. Who, if anyone really gives a shit about ARod and Jen from the Bronx ? I am a bronx boy and don't understand the facination that attracted these two people for the past year or so. Was Covid responsible for this ? She is a talented person in her own right, and part of that special Jet Set club. He is, and was an overpriced dishonest athlete. Everyone knew from day one this was never going to work, but alas, the media needed something to distract from the 90% Trump attack that no longer exists. Oh well, I bid you two farewell and can't wait to see what the next step is for each of you.

Speaking of losers, how about a TV star and a Prince ? Now throw in a great opinionated TV host, and now we have something to talk about. No, I am not referring to Oprah and her bullshit nonsensacle interview with Meghan Markle, and Prince Harry

Meg and Harry (if I may call them that), are cool. I'ts great they got married and I wish them all the luck in the world. I don't give a shit that he is a prince or whatever the hell that means. That whole British monarch system seems to be nothing more than a great cartoon to me. What is Royalty today and what does is mean ? Uniforms are for military people , medical people, sports people for the most part. Who wants to see anyone bowing to someone ? This is 2021 and I thought all that bullshit was long gone. (Obviously they haven't seen Coming 2 America ).

I also wonder how many of you wear your medals on your suit or possibly pajamas ? Not a good fashion look, but whatever. So the Royal family is pissed, Meghan and Harry are pissed, and Piers Morgan is taking shit for doing his job. He is the only one involved that actually did his job, the way it should be done. It be wonderful if the American Press took a lesson from him ? Ha Ha. But now she has mentioned that she might run for President in 2024. Yippee.

Why should I leave out one of the worst governors ever , as long as I am not giving a shit about anything. I can do this being a born and bred New Yorker. But alas....... Poor Andrew ! And I'm not referring to Prince Andrew right now. He has his own problems. There are now about 5-7 women who have accused Governor Cuomo of sexual harassment, but hey, who is counting. The stories just keep getting better and funnier. Of course, I believe everyone is innocent until proven guilty, so I will reserve judgement of him. We live in strange times, so everything needs to be politically correct and Woke. (with the exception of this blog, which will never be anything but opinionated, and hopefully on the side of humor )

Sorry that I am a little rusty and stiff getting back to having fun. Hope you enjoy reading some of my crap and it makes your day just a little bit brighter. I will try to keep current with news events, along with any other bullshit and nonsense going on in the world today. Only a kid from the Bronx can come up with useless facts to hopefully make you smile a little. Hopefully I'll work out all the kinks shortly. Until next time.

Farewell my Friends

2019-10-14T11:34:00.000-07:00

The party's over. It's time to call it a day. Yup, the time has come. I have been writing CRapUSA for almost 10 years now. What began as an alternative to watching porn, has developed into a fun filled adventure, spanning 216 countries around the world. Almost 2 million readers world-wide have been amused (I hope), and have enjoyed my cynicism, ridiculous, and pathetic viewpoint on almost everything.

CRaPUSA

During this period, I have poked fun at sex, politics, business's, drugs, genders, place's, people, things, and anything and everything else that I thought would piss people off. I enjoyed doing the research, finding the pictures, and of course seeing the wonderful reaction that was shown in the number of daily readers.(there was a period of nearly 6,000-13,000 daily readers per blog). There were tons of wonderful comments posted, along with many nasty ones.

I looked forward to finding new subjects that crossed the line. Why shouldn't I have fun as well. It was a blast, and it cured my porn habit.
(that might or might not be true)

It also helped me take out my frustrations on politics, big business, retailers, manufacturers, restaurants, airplanes,...............oh well.......you get it...everything.

I will really miss the threesomes we shared, along with the other sexist, obnoxious, racist, bullshit, annoying, exaggerated, lying, sad, happy, and even sometimes truthful posts. Unfortunately, blogs have been replaced by podcasts and political hatred, along with political correctness. Bottom line is............................
.............................there is no bottom line. Just no excitement in reading or writing a blog anymore. When things stop being fun, there is only one thing to do.

Holy Shit is on the way.

2019-10-10T11:04:00.000-07:00

It's time. It will soon be the holiday season, and there is so much shit going on that I intend to share with you.

Trust me ? It will be worth waiting for. (actually, I'm not really sure why you should trust me)

Sexy (But please, not sexist) 8 year old re-run and still holds true.

2019-08-29T14:39:00.002-07:00

What is Sexy ?????
Sexy is defined as:

adj sexier, sexiest Informal

1. provoking or intended to provoke sexual interest a sexy dress a sexy book

2. feeling sexual interest; aroused

3. interesting, exciting, or trendy a sexy project a sexy new car

sexily adv

sexiness n

OK. Now that we have that under our belt, lets discuss what most of us think is sexy.

Men have quite a different viewpoint on this. Women however think a nice dress or outfit is sexy. Most will get dressed for a date with a guy or their husband etc., and think they are dressed sexy in whatever they are wearing. Chances are this is true, BUT......guys are looking at other stuff. Maybe it's because most guys are just plain animals. Naturally that does not relate to me ???????

Some guys think their wife is the sexiest person around. OK, so that is probably only 10% or so. The other 90 % are probably going to say the bartender or server at a cool restaurant or bar is.

But that is the wonderful thing about Choice......We all get to make up our rules. We all get to dictate what we think is best. We all get to lie to our friends, partners, or whoever for the sake of our privacy.

Find me one business person (guy), or guy flyer, who hasn't checked out some flight attendant and thought she was the sexiest thing in the world.

Find me one guy who hasn't gone to a parents conference at their kids school who hasn't thought one teacher was really sexy.

Find me one guy who hasn't looked at a wonderful smile and thought she was the sexiest person with the greatest smile.

I rest my case. Guys only care about girls when it comes to the word sexy (actually, not all guys. ) ????? We don't care about cars, books, clothing, or anything else. We care about plain honest to goodness sex and what it does and what it means. I guess the bottom line is simple.

Most guys are not going to consider this picture sexy.........This one is for you girls.....Payback is definitely a Bitch. So what have we learned today ????

FYI. Any gender can be substituted for men, women, etc. in any of the above.. Big difference from 2011 to 2019.

Yum, Yum, Yummy, Yummy Jahn's etc.(orig. March 2014, part of re-run week)

2019-08-17T16:24:00.000-07:00

Yum, Yum, Yummy aka Jahn's Ice Cream Parlor

Here is a blast from the past for all you New Yorkers. Yes, it's Jahn's Ice Cream. I bet you already are thinking one or two things to yourself ????? The Kitchen Sink, or the Awful Awful, or the Screwballs delight ???? Anyway to give you a little history of this great ice cream parlor that only made its own ice cream and was a destination for kids like myself who grew up in NY. We would go there with 4/5 guys and try to finish one of the Kitchen Sinks. Now the Kitchen Sink was a Little ice cream sundae with at least 30 scoops of ice cream, banana's, fruit, syrup, nuts,cherries, and who remembers what else. I seem to remember that if you completely finished one, you would get another one for free. Fat chance of ever finishing one, and if you did, who would want another one. Besides, in those days we were all so thin, no-one even knew what the word FAT was.... I really don't remember what was in some of the other specials, but they were all great.

Jahn's was in Richmond Hill, Queens, which was not too far from Jamaica. It also had a nickelodeon inside which was also quite old. From research it was opened in the 1930's and the last one closed in 2007. The one in Richmond Hill was the most famous and the one we always went too. Although I have to admit that once we learned what girls were, we went to the one in Forest Hills. It was larger and had more girls there. What can I tell you, I probably was shallow then as well. During the mid 1950's, I understand there were several opened throughout NY, but who knows ? In it's heyday the place was always mobbed. It was next door to a big RKO Kieth's movie .INFO on Jahn's Back in the day, a date was considered going to a movie and then either to a diner or ice cream place... Hey, I am only transposing what I have read. ( I was much too busy playing ball and trying to get laid. What did I know ? )

http://www.richmondhillhistory.org/Jahns.shtml This link really gives the history of Mr. Jahn, and all the close to accurate information about this NY landmark. Of course like the RKO Keith's movie which is also gone, it's a thing of the past never to return.

This is a sad picture of the Kieth's in Flushing that is now being made into Condos after years of neglect along with a later Jahn's next door. I would think these pictures are from the 70's, because the movie had already been closed.

There is really no meaning to this blog other than a little trip down memory lane for those of you that remember this. For you others............this was just some of the great things that Made NY that are once again no longer there..........Growing up as a kid, I remember lots of ice cream places like Krum's in the Bronx, Addie Valens,, . Then there was the bungalow bar ice cream trucks that came to your street daily.... A single single cone was 5 cents, a double 10 cents. ( I looked that up ). Now I am really getting nostalgic and am thinking about Horn and Hardart Automat........But That is for another trip down memory lane.........Guess even I can't be full of CRaP daily. But don't despair. Tomorrow I will be back bitching in full force.

Defense (a 3 year old repeat in honor of repeat week )

2019-08-14T15:01:00.003-07:00

What are they doing to us ? Why do they deem it fit to take away the last of the public display of sexiness that still exists ? Why can't they just leave well enough alone ?

There is not a adult male in the world that doesn't enjoy taking a peek at beauty. There is no one in his right mind that will not take a quick peek at a great pair of young sexy legs, or a great start of a wonderful tush, or anything about a sexy young lady. We love it, and let's not kid ourselves.....Most females love being looked at just as much. It's not a bad thing and it certainly does not hurt anyone. In fact, I have to believe it makes for a better world, a more relaxed and comfortable environment. So why the fuck are some people trying to ruin this ?

Why are they insisting on taking away that little bit of skin along with that wonderful bikini view from us ? Isn't the world in enough of a turmoil without adding to it ? Why are companies like Trendy Tops trying to ruin it for most normal, red blooded American men ?????

What is next ? Will some company make pull down shades attached to the front of skirts and dresses for the sole purpose of getting out of a car or some such other act of movement ?

Is side boobs and the old side boob look also a thing of the past ?

Will another Un-American company come along and make a retractable awning to eliminate this wonderful view made popular by Hollywood ? All these questions and no answers.

If you got it, flaunt it.. Nothing Un-American about a little honest advertising.

My own personal opinion is that we are being unduly attached by clothing companies trying to invoke a major cover up on things we like to look at and discuss, as well as things that just make our day just a little bit more bearable (note the pun).

      Please don't let this happen. Let sexy women be sexy.

NYC in the 70's {A Great Re-Run and all time favorite) aka "Plato's Retreat"

2019-08-12T16:15:00.000-07:00

New York in the 70's was probably the most exciting time for a young, good looking, straight guy with a good job and some good drugs to really party. (Was that me??? ) It was a time before Aids, a time of crime, a time of filth in the city, a time of corruption, a time of cocaine, a time of homeless people in the streets, a time for disco, and a time to party on. I was fortunate to be living in the City then, making a little money, had the availability for drugs and liked to have fun. I was in between wives and thought I was really hot shit at that time.

I am probably giving a little too much information now, and maybe should just keep some of this to myself, but know that I was obviously not the only person who did all this. Actually I don't really know if I want my daughter to know this, but it's a little late now. With about 8 million people living in the city then, I am sure there are many of you that experienced some, if not all of what I did. Being single I went out probably 6 nights a week but always managed to stay home on Saturday, or the entire weekend ,especially if I was lucky enough to have custody of my kids that weekend.

The week days were usually pretty much the same. Work till 6, walk home (how lucky to be living in the city), spend an hour at my rooftop pool and gym, then take a power nap, and wahoo. Time to go out. Take some ludes in the right pocket and some coke in the left. What could be better ? Or so I thought . Meet someone for dinner, do drugs, have sex, go to sleep about 3 or 4 am, and off to work by 7am. Don't know how I did it then, but I did. Of course there was always time for tennis, sports events at the garden, or the stadium, shows, museums, business dinners and whatever. And when I say whatever, I mean whatever.

Which leads me up to one of the wildest and strangest happenings in NY. The opening of Plato's Retreat. Look at the video below, which clearly describes this whatever you want to call it. Remember now, this was many years ago, and New York was crazy and untamed then.

By now you are thinking that I am a complete degenerate, but that is not true. Plato's had very strict rules that had to be observed. There were only straight and lesbian's permitted and you had to have a partner to get in. This was in what is today one of the most expensive buildings in NY, and was once home to the Continental Baths. I could go on explaining everything, but these links make for some good, fun, reading about what was, and will never be again. I did go there once or twice, but probably more so to be able to say that I went there. The reality is this was the second location. The first one was on 34 Th. St. and 10 Th. Ave which was really seedy, but then it moved uptown. Success has a way of making things take on a life of it's own.

Plato's Retreat Commercial

If pictures speak a thousand words, then I am speechless now. That's all gone now. Gone are the days of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. (Maybe not) I am not quite sure why I felt the need to write and share this. I think it was flipping forward and looking at a bunch of blogs the other day. I said to myself that if I see another blog with ugly kids, with the &(*+& Family, with John and Jane camping, with nothing but ugly people telling their boring story of Gloria's 3rd birthday party, Bob's first bike ride, Harold and Maude going to church, on and on and on, I might just kill myself.

   The End of Plato's
      I just had to share Plato's and a little bit of old New York Disco history to those few people that might either remember it, or try to wonder what it would have been like to experience it. Check out the links above as it is really interesting.

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Dumb Ass Defined

2019-07-03T15:47:00.001-07:00

Rated high on the dumb ass list are people who leave shopping carts in the middle of nowhere. Don't you want to simply take a cart and ram it into the side of their fucking car while laughing ? I have found that it's usually some almost old woman doing this. Funny how it's not a man thing to leave them lying around.

Speaking of cars....What about assholes that are always eating, or drinking while driving ? Or better yet. What about texting, although that is a different subject altogether.. But alas !!!!! The art of having sex while driving. That's probably the worst. Actually, it wouldn't be the worst if it were me doing it . Ha ha

Another group high on the list. Assholes not picking up after their dogs. That's really not a problem until you step in some poop..Then it becomes a serious and disgusting problem.

Holding the door open for another person. Whatever happened to the good old days when someone would hold the door open for you and vice versa ? Why is this world full of selfish assholes who only think of themselves ? I guess I'm too old school. I was taught to always hold a door open for whoever was behind you..Who would have thought that would be a thing long gone as well ?

Oh. Did I neglect to mention the assholes who never bother to say "Thank You" ?

People are really dumb for the most part. This morning, while driving to the gym, I heard this commercial for a sheet company. It seemed pretty legit as it was on one of the news stations and it advertised the following. Sheet sets that were originally $1,000.00 now on sale for one hundred and something. I don't really remember the exact price.

I do, however know something.. One has to be completely stupid to actually believe you can buy something with a legitimate price of over one thousand dollars , for only one hundred and something. This is merely one example of the dumb ass commercials that some manufactures expect us to believe. It's really sad. But what is worse, is the fact there will always be dumb ass's to buy them.

Bail Out or Hang Out

2019-04-13T17:13:00.000-07:00

I am a New Yorker thru and thru. I always was and always will be, even though I no longer live there. I grew up with cabs all around me. It's no secret and nothing more than any other real New Yorker will say. Living in any metropolitan city is probably the same. As a kid if you didn't take the train, you took a taxi. As an adult working in New York City you did the same. Hailing a cab was and continues to be a trait only mastered by New Yorker's . You learn early on where to stand and how to hail a cab.

You know the In's and outs. You know where to stand. You know how to read other people trying to hail a cab, and you take no prisoners. Your prepared to fight for the cab you want, and only hope the smell of urine in the cab your about to hail is not overpowering. You sit in this semi dirty cab listening to some foreign driver yakking constantly on his cell phone. You wonder why you didn't get a uber or lyft, but realize this would be faster... Ha Ha.

If you grew up in NY, you remember when driving a yellow cab was a good profession, with good safe drivers, and big comfortable cabs. You remember that drivers were business people as well, making money on buying and selling the medallion.

They were an honest group of people. They worked hard and like all business's , sometimes you make money and sometimes you lose money. That is the American Way. Nothing has changed. It's called capitalism and it's wonderful and it works. But alas.....It hasn't worked for all cab drivers, especially with the advent of Uber and Lyft.

So , Alas !!!!!! Some drivers have been losing money when they go to sell their medallions. I'm not quite sure where it says they must make a profit. It's business, it's like the stock market, it's reality....You don't always make a profit. Now, it appears several drivers have hanged themselves after losing money, and, (are you ready for this ?) They want the government to bail them out. What the Fuck is wrong with this country ? They made their choice. No one guaranteed them a profit

I don't understand this at all. But it certainly would be wonderful for everyone to go into their own business and make money. And if worse comes to worse, and you wind up losing money, simply go to the government and tell them how much you lost and they will reimburse you....God Bless America..

A Special Fuck You

2019-01-15T16:34:00.002-08:00

It is so easy to write about things that piss me off on a daily basis, or anything connected with sex. That usually gets lots of readers and gets the adrenalin going. Looking at boobs, or porn, or some of the old shit that I have written about in the past certainly confirms this. Today however, I am going to perform a public service for those of you who are tired of getting ripped off.

Most of us (hopefully) have prescription insurance and go to the local drug store to have them filled, without even giving it a second thought. (who am I kidding about a local pharmacy ? There are virtually none left as they all have been replaced by gigantic chains like CVS, Walgreen's, Rite Aid, etc. ) OK...so we drop off the Rx, or its faxed from the doctor or some other electronic means. We pick it up and walk out of the store looking at that paper receipt that is attached to the RX, giving us the price...We are happy..We see a $5.00,$6.00, $10.00 or whatever our Copay is and think nothing of it.

Well, today I looked much closer at it. I got home and looked again at the $30 copay (3 month supply ) for a drug called Tamsulosin 0.4 capsules, which is generic for Flomax. Not a problem until I looked closer at the explanation where the insurance company happily had printed the following. "Your insurance saved you $597.79" Anyone in their right mind will realize this is bullshit. However, this amount is used to go towards your yearly limit, which when exceeded will drastically raise the cost of the drug.

Now for the part that will really piss you off, hopefully as much as it did me. There are many sites online the allow you to print coupons for the drugs that you use and list the store name with it. Good RX, is simply one that i have used in the past and checked that. Below is an actual list of the cost of this drug without a plan or anything else involved.
Costco $13.72
Walmart $25.39
CVS $44.02
There is also a coupon to print for an option to get this at a local pharmacy which is $24.82
The above is 100% honest and truthful. It is for the same exact drug that I pickup up today. No and, if, or but. This shows me how broken the health insurance system is. (like we didn't already know that . )

Bottom line is plain and simple. Fuck you United Health Care and all the other insurance companies that are busy fucking us every single day. But even more significant is the fact that we no longer need to indulge in sex to get fucked. Now we need to decide if that is a good or bad thing ?

Easy Opening

2018-11-15T19:12:00.001-08:00

Why are certain things impossible to open ? Of course right now your putting your mind to work and thinking some nasty thoughts or two. It just seems that everything is more difficult these days.

OK. I'll get to the point. Plastic packaging. We have all experienced it. All of us have gotten pissed and frustrated more than once trying to open some simple packaged item we just purchased. Ha.Ha. That's for the word "simple". I don't know about you, but I have nearly killed myself trying to open a simple package of printer inc cartridges.

I nearly screamed trying to open one of the above. How the fuck do they possibly get that hard plastic to fit so perfectly and make it nearly impossible to open ? But the bigger question is, Why is it necessary to have this kind of packaging ? There are cameras and security people everywhere and also little chips that will ring loud as hell if you walk out of a store without paying for an item that has one on it.

Why are we almost forced to resort to shit similar to the above just to open something we just purchased ? I really don't have a clear cut answer for that.

Plastic coverings should be simpler and easier to open. This is a problem that should be taken more seriously. Why isn't some idiot congressman introducing a bill to make it easier to open packages, and greatly reduce the use of unwanted and unneeded plastic ?

It just seems that life is not fair. Just wanted to share this little pet peeve of mine with you.

Texting, Sexting and Rock and Roll

2018-06-20T09:47:00.000-07:00

Let's face it ! Your just as fucking guilty as I am of texting while driving or sexting someone normally. Naturally your not going to admit it, but who really gives a shit. Sexting however, is a wonderful thing that I wish was possible when I was younger. Shit, we had to take a picture of someone, finish the roll of film, take it to the drugstore, wait a week to ten days for it to come back, make a trip back to the drugstore to finally pickup the finished pictures, only to then see that half of them were blurry or didn't come out at all. But all was in vain, because during that period we probably broke up with that guy or girl and no longer cared anyway. Oh how times have changed.

Sexting is not a bad thing after all. Just think how we have come to accept instant gratification and fulfilling our dreams and wishes and thoughts immediately. Shit, you no longer have to be in the same state, or country to accomplish this wonderful feat.

But let's face it. It can get a little strange or uncomfortable. It can also be fun and satisfying. It can also become annoying, which is probably what would bother me the most.

We also live in a world of constant texting. It doesn't matter where or when. Half the idiots partaking in this act have no clue where they are walking or what they are doing at that time. This is what scares me, as I have become pretty practical these days and will not text and drive under any circumstances. I didn't always adhere to this rule, but do now 100%. You should also.

The younger generation will have absolutely no idea what i have just been talking about. They will go along looking at their smart phone while being completely oblivious of what is going on around them.

Sometimes, however, even the obvious gets to be a little ridiculous. I seem to remember a time when you looked at the person you were having sex with ? Now I know where the expression "Good Old Days" comes from.

Sexting, Texting, and Rock and Roll (coming soon)

2018-05-16T23:10:00.001-07:00

To Be, or Not to Be ?
To Sext, or Not to Sext ?
That my friends, is the question ?

Plastic Sucks

2018-04-19T14:25:00.000-07:00

Plastic is everywhere. Plastic is part of everything we touch on a daily basis. Probably the only thing we don't do with or to plastic, is eat it. But, at the rate
plastic is multiplying, we probably will shortly. I don't know about you, but there are things about plastic I despise. First of all. That fucking bullshit plastic tax we pay in the supermarket to buy a bag ? Shit, Here in the fucked up Sanctuary State of California, we pay 10 cents per bag. Of course, you can just balance your groceries on your head and save that 10 cents per bag ransom. It's the stupidest thing I have ever seen. People seem to be walking out of markets with all their food items in the cart to avoid paying that fee, or because the dumb shits left their own bags in the car. In any event, supermarket parking lots seem to resemble third world countries with all this shit in the carts. Supermarkets are the only ones benefiting from this. They no longer have to buy bags that used to be free to their customers.

Lets face it however, plastic certainly has a place in our society. It seems to be the perfect match for all that medication some of us take as we get older. I sometimes wonder (for a change), why isn't there a ten cent tax per plastic bottle in the state of California ? ( after all, California has the largest number of homeless in the country, the highest level of welfare and free stuff for the homeless, and I could go on and on. ). I lost track a little here because this plastic horror seems to be clouding my mind.

We drink more water than anything in this country. I am certainly for recycling and the whole process, however, I have one problem..Why the hell should the recycling fee be the same for a 8 oz bottle of water as it is for a 48 oz bottle of water ? I completely do not understand that.

But now for my favorite. Just think of all those wonderful products we buy that are packaged in plastic. I say think about it for one simple reason. Why the Fuck are they all so impossible to open ? Why do we have to use a chisel and a hammer half the time to open them ? Why can't the plastic just be cut with an ordinary pair of scissors ? I'll tell you why. Because these products are all made in countries we can't pronounce and those little fuckers on the assembly line are fucking with us. Has to be.

There are some rare occasions when plastic is a wonderful, healthy, pleasant, pretty, useful, and fantastic experience. Unfortunately, that is when it is followed by the word surgery. I rest my case.

The Boobs have returned to protest.

2018-03-19T08:18:00.000-07:00

I really hate politics. I really hate politicians more. I really cannot stand protests. I really don't trust any politicians. I really enjoy and have more fun reading about these assholes saying one thing and doing another. Don't get me wrong ! I love our country and think there always were and will be major things that can and will go wrong. Maybe it just can't be fixed ?

Wait.....maybe it's not the politicians after all? Maybe it's simply the people. Oh, did I mention that I really hate people ? I really cannot stand people. I really don't trust people. I really enjoy and have more fun reading about people and the stupid things they say and do.

You know you agree with much of what I say. Simply look at every single protest. What is really being protested ? Who is supporting these protests ? What is the ultimate result of these protests ? Who is paying and getting something back in return for these protests ?

Will protesting ever stop ? Actually, the question should be, Should protesting ever stop ? I am sort of live and let live type of person. Don't hurt me, and I won't hurt you. Protests will always be. They always have and they always will. We are a country that can't agree on anything. (wait a minute). We are people. People cannot or will not ever agree on everything.

It's really simple. There is never just one viewpoint. There is not one sports team, one entertainment venue, one city, one food, one religion....OK, I can go on and on, but you get it. We are different. You , me and everyone. I am so tired of listening to left wingers, Trump haters, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, conservatives, NRA supporters, Anti-gun supporters, Trumps Tweets, and everything else connected with politics.

Why can't we all get along and play nice ?

Reviews are Bullshit

2017-12-22T14:39:00.000-08:00

Want to give us a Good Review?

Then just go to Yelp and Review us favorably
and we'll give you
50% off any car wash service!*
*Excludes Hand Washes, Express Detail Services and Full Detail Services.

MUST PRINT OUT YOUR REVIEW OR SHOW US THE REVIEW ON YOUR SMART PHONE.

The above clearly represents what I am talking about. This is merely one of a bunch of ads I found locally that certainly represents a portion of reviews you are reading. Most people are so fucking stupid, they will believe anything they read.

I have friends that live and die with reviews. They won't go anywhere without reading a review first. They will read them, discuss them, and flaunt them at you before going to a restaurant or any other place. They firmly are convinced that everything printed there is gospel .......WTF.

Don't people know that establishments reward people for good reviews ? Don't people also know that establishments have their friends, relatives, and phonies also writing favorable reviews for these companies ? Recently, while having my car serviced, the service manager asked me to please write a favorable review about their service when I receive a questionnaire from the parent company. He offered me a free oil change the next time I came in to do this little thing for him.

Amazon might very well be one of the only companies not participating in policies like I have mentioned. I'm probably wrong, but would really like to think there are some honest people left in this world.

There are reviews everywhere and in every conceivable industry. The sex industry is no different. There is a huge company that offers reviews on escorts in all cities. (there are several, but this is the biggest). The erotic review charges by the month or year to be able to read all these reviews, however, they offer a free month if you send in a review that is used. Ummmmm.

Sure !!!!!! No one is making up stories to get this free month..Ha ha...Lets face it.......we are fucked..... how fitting ?

It doesn't matter. Look anywhere at any review on anything your little heart desires. You will soon realize after reading this, the cold , hard, real facts....Bullshit prevails.

So, a little tip from me. Next time you look at a review written by someone about some restaurant, place, product, hotel, car service, delivery service, electronic product, smart phone...........blah blah.....you get the idea......Bullshit makes the world go around.....And what if that review was written by me ? Now for sure you will never read or believe another review again....(BTW...please review this blog and write only favorable reviews about it, in order for me to continue to entertain you.......See ? )

Racism, Illegal Immigrants, and Rape

2017-10-24T15:16:00.000-07:00

We are fucked ! We are doomed ! We are divided ! We are confused ! We are not safe ! We are stupid ! We are afraid to act ! We are going down a road that has no end, no beginning, and of course no middle. So, if it sounds like I think the world is coming to an end in the next few seconds ? I'm really not. I am convinced we have a couple of months before this all happens.

I can't believe that we can't turn on the news, read a newspaper (do they still really exist ? ) or check our smart phones for the latest disaster of the hour ? Hollywood is fucked up. (but hasn't Hollywood always been fucked up along with all those phony assholes that control the business ? ) I don't know about you, but I have grown up listening and reading about how all the big wigs of Hollywood know everything, and how their opinions are gospel. Wow, how unique ? How amazing that I never had a friend that ever believed any of that bullshit, but we all always wondered why they think their opinions are god almighty ?

I always knew they were bullshit, but never really cared about their standing on a pedestal and preaching. I kinda thought it was funny in itself. After all, opinions are like assholes, in that everyone has one. I guess now Harvey Weinstein is about to change all that by himself. Way to go asshole. ( Although this whole casting couch thing has been going on forever in every industry where powerful people are on the top. Not good )

Borders and Illegal immigration is another crazy topic. Guaranteed you can't talk to one of your friends without having some sort of an argument one way or another. Everything is deeper and more involved than it appears. I have my opinions but I keep them to myself for the most part. What I don't understand is the name itself says "Illegal".

Maybe I just don't understand the whole thing. Is Illegal murder not really illegal ?

Be careful what you say. If your having a political discussion with someone and you happen to say something they don't like, you are going to be called a Racist ! Racism is terrible. Racism is horrible. Racism is something that has been going on in our country forever. It sucks, it shouldn't happen. Lots of things shouldn't happen.

People are nuts. People are evil. People are stupid. People are dangerous. The only good news is that people have always been this way and always will. The better news is that not all people are insane. If you look hard, you will find some really good people out there.

Whew.........we lucked out.

But alas......Don't fret.......as long as you look like this and have ten million dollars in the bank, you need not worry........Only in the USA.

Sideway

2017-06-27T19:42:00.000-07:00

Let's face it. Boobs make for good reading. I have written some pretty good blogs over these past 5 or so years (even if I say so myself) about various subjects. Some have been very progressive, cutting edge, interesting, and all those other words that describe goodness. But, and I mean But, all I need to do is write anything about sex, drugs, or rock and roll and Boom.........Thousands of readers in a second.

So what does that mean ? Simple. We live in a really fucked up world where sex comes first, second, and third. That's the truth. After all, what is the biggest selling item on-line ? Right.....sex....sex....and more sex.

So why fight it.. I am caving. I am going back to getting racy and whatever else you want to call it. I'm sure you need a break from all the daily bullshit that goes on in Facebook or Twitter or any social media about politics. The shit that goes on there has made me completely crazy. People won't compromise. People won't listen to any other opinions other than his or hers. I am fucking sick of it.

It's OK for you to have a favorite football team and discuss that with your friends. It's OK for you to have a favorite TV show that you can discuss with your friends. But try to discuss left wing , or right wing policies or ideas......Holy Shit.....

But Boobs !!!!! You can have a conversation with friends all day long about front boobs, big boobs, little boobs, side boobs, fake boobs, or whatever......And guess what ? No fighting, No arguments, no feelings getting hurt. Why can't that same thing happen in politics ?

Back to Business

2017-06-08T16:35:00.000-07:00

Time to get back to basics. Time to realize how really fucked up this world is. Nah, that's not true. The world is fine, it's only the people in it that are really fucked up.

Lets be fair. Life is really one big fat Seesaw ! Growing up, I thought life was pretty simple. We played on a seesaw and realized that either you were up, or you were down. (Unless of course, the girl below was on the other side. If that was the case, you were fucked in the air. ) It's that simple. You went up, or you went down. You actually did them both. Sure, we tried to stay level and not go anywhere, but lets face it. That never worked and it certainly doesn't in this world either.

Sometimes is just too hard to balance life and do what we want. I was actually writing pretty often, and then hardly writing. Balancing my life has certainly been a seesaw effect as well. I'm ready now to go all in. Fuck being politically correct. Fuck not giving my opinion. Fuck worrying about hurting any one's feelings. Be careful now when reading my next blog (or life's lesson as I like to call it) as the sexual, emotional, hypocrisy, cynicism is just beginning.

Bye Bye Forever

2017-03-21T15:54:00.003-07:00

Goodbye Circus

Wave goodbye. Say goodbye. Remember the past. Think of all the good memories. Close your eyes and just do a little back peddling. OK, just pretend you have short term memory loss and only remember the good old days ! Yup, they are going, goingand soon will all be gone. You are completely fucked if you start thinking or remembering the Good Old Days.

Were you ever a kid ? Of course that is a stupid question. Did you ever go to the circus ? Of course that is another stupid question. Do you miss seeing the Elephants ? Of course you do. If your a New Yorker, or ever visited New York, you obviously saw or rode in a horse and buggy around Central Park.. Well, hopefully you will get to see that one day, unless of course those stupid fucking environmentalists that are claiming cruelty to horses and want to end that as well. Fuck all this crap already. Lets keep some of the good old days. How much of this can we take????

We miss you

Try to get a decent pastrami sandwich in NY anymore. Even the famed Carnegie Deli is gone. I better finish this faster before something else I love is gone.

Try to go shopping in some of those wonderful department stores we grew up with. I dare you to go to Marshall Fields, Or Filenes basement, and some of the other Giants who are now gone.

How about buying a good book, or some tapes, or VCR's, or Cd's or something else like this ? Go lounge around Tower Records, or walk into Borders ? Oh wait.....they are gone as well.

So lets just go to some of the great sports stores. Herman's, Sports Authority and so on......It just doesn't end.

Howard Johnson's hotels and restaurants are familiar to all of us baby boomers. Who didn't look forward to stopping there for some food ? What about the Catskill mountains in upstate New York ? 100 % of the hundreds of hotels and bungalow colonies are completely gone. Aww....gotta watch "Dirty Dancing" again.

Hello Dolly

Things go, vanish, disappear, leave, and never ever will return. BUT.....Thank Goodness for Strip Clubs. They come, they go, they come back, and they stay. Guess we finally caught a break.

Bookmarks (orig posted 7/24/2012)

2017-01-17T14:37:00.001-08:00

I remember growing up and seeing bookmarks everywhere. They were even in books while they were being read. They had bookmarks for everything. Every sport, every movie, every hobby, every food, in fact there probably was a bookmark for your bookmarks...... People used to read real live books back in the day. There were hard covered books and these newer ones that were paperback. There weren't lots of bookstores, but there was this thing called a library all over the place.

I especially remember all those Christmas related bookmarks that were sold everywhere Christmas cards were sold. Twas the days of books and bookmarks.

Funny how things have changed... There are still bookmarks, but now they are on our computers, smart phones, kindles, readers, and almost every mobile device made today. Gone are the days of books, as well as the soon to be passing of Book Stores. After all, more and more of us are reading what we want on our mobile device. No need to ever go to a bookstore, or the library for that matter. Fuck, everything we need to read or want to find out about is at our fingertips 24/7 without ever going out.
The nice thing about all of this is that we no longer have to buy bookmarks. Think of the money we are saving ? In fact, think of the money we are really saving on books , newspapers, and magazines by reading and subscribing to them online ? In fact how many bookstores in your neighborhood have you seen closed recently ?

But I have a bitch about bookmarks today. If your like me, you have lots of bookmarks on your computer. They are wonderful when you want to find a certain web site or program really quick. But are they ? I keep my in alphabetical order. Actually, I keep mine in alphabetical order only when some of these sites let me.

Here is the problem with some of these asshole companies, and I have to admit they are definitely in the minority. Amazon, Bank of America, Google, Picasa, Pandora, and companies like that are wonderful and make it real easy to bookmark their sites. They even have their little logo next to it that makes it even a little more familiar.
BUT......then comes the stupid fucking companies that like to make it difficult for us. These are the companies that decide to put something in front of their name for the sole purpose of fucking up the wonderful alphabetical order that once made it fairly easy to find something when you have about 400 or 50 bookmarks...I am talking about the Comcast's of the world that insist on saving their name as "Home, Comcast", or people like Pay Pal who like the "My Account -Pay Pal, and those like Yahoo who insist on the "My Yahoo"...... Why do these companies insist on fucking up my life and making it so difficult to search for a simple bookmark ?

You would think I was asking for something really difficult....So please Mr. Company that I might want to bookmark.......please just put your name there when I save your page....I really don't give a shit if its mine, my, your, home, at , or whatever.......just the facts sir.   Thank you.

New Social Media

2017-01-07T16:35:00.000-08:00

I have come up with a revolutionary idea that is going to make me millions, in fact probably billions. It's simple and almost everyone will be able to participate and join for "Free".

It's a new social media. It's something that is going to make Facebook appear to be old stuff. It's a brand new mindset where people will be nice to each other. Yes, you heard me, something that is going to make us smile. Something that is not going to piss us off, reading and watching our asshole friends post asshole crap. It's going to be Putz Free.

It will not include bullshit political hate about any high ranking official, until such time as there is sufficient proof to discredit them. It will ban speculation on matters that are falsely reported by main street press or dumb ass bloggers.

It will be sanitized. sort of like filled with truth serum .

It will not include "amen" and whatever goes along with that. It will certainly omit depression, panic , grief, racism, shame etc.

It will definitely omit a like and share button as well as a cut and paste one. In fact, who the fuck came up with that anyway ?

Now for the really good part. It will include Sex, Sex, and more Sex. It will focus on sex in every single way, every single color, every single position, every single story, every single question, every everything !!!!

I guess now I really have your attention. Okay, so I really screwed you around by falsely telling you how to make money.

But seriously, wouldn't you rather have a better sex life, have some fun and laugh a little ? Or would you rather focus in and read about bull shit Political hate that probably disgusts you as much as it does me ? Your Choice.

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Where did this come from ?

2017-01-03T13:25:00.000-08:00

Now that 2017 is here, can someone please answer some of these age old questions ?

I still haven't found out who let the dogs out or where the beef is...I still don't know how to get to Sesame Street, and in this age of technology, why doesn't Dora just use Google Maps?
Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Why are eggs and light bulbs packaged in a flimsy containers, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails?
Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors! I still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word. Why is there a "D" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"....Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? And why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"...where's that extra penny going to anyway? Why does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, and why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret. And what would you do for a Klondike bar when you know as soon as you bite into it it's gonna fall apart? Does she or doesn't she what? Why do you care if I got milk?
And do you really think I am this witty?!?! I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's uncle's cousin's baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mail man!

Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!! And ask yourself this:
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them ? If all the world is a stage....where does
the audience sit ? Are the good things that come from people who wait, merely the leftovers of people that went before them ? If I save time, where does it go ?

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Let Us Protest Everything

2016-11-26T20:45:00.000-08:00

I think we need to protest more things and more often. I think we need to protest
everything. We no longer should be working, going to school, playing, watching TV, or
anything else we once did.

pro·test

noun

noun: protest; plural noun: protests

ˈprōˌtest/

a statement or action expressing disapproval of or objection to something.

"the Hungarian team lodged an official protest"

synonyms:

objection, complaint, exception, disapproval, challenge, dissent, demurral, remonstration, fuss, outcry

"he resigned as a protest"

antonyms:

support, approval

an organized public demonstration expressing strong objection to a policy or course of action adopted by those in authority.

"a protest march"

synonyms:

demonstration, (protest) march, rally, counterdemonstration; More

sit-in, occupation;

work-to-rule, industrial action, (work) stoppage, strike, walkout, mutiny, picket, boycott

"women staged a protest

verb

verb: protest; 3rd person present: protests; past tense: protested; past participle: protested; gerund or present participle: protesting

prəˈtest,prōˈtest/

express an objection to what someone has said or done.

"she wouldn't let him pay, and he didn't protest"

synonyms:

express opposition, object, dissent, take issue, make/take a stand, put up a fight, kick, take exception, complain, express disapproval, disagree, demur, remonstrate, make a fuss; More

cry out, speak out, rail, inveigh, fulminate;

informalkick up a fuss/stink

"I opened my mouth to protest"

publicly demonstrate strong objection to a policy or course of action adopted by those in authority.

"doctors and patients protested against plans to cut services at the hospital"

synonyms:

demonstrate, march, hold a rally, sit in, occupy somewhere; More

work to rule, take industrial action, stop work, strike, go on strike, walk out, mutiny, picket;

boycott something

"people protested outside the cathedral"

North American

publicly demonstrate an objection to (a policy or course of action).

"the workers were protesting economic measures enacted a week earlier"

2.

declare (something) firmly and emphatically in the face of stated or implied doubt or in response to an accusation.

"“I'm not being coy!” Lucy protested"

synonyms: insist on, maintain, assert, affirm, announce, proclaim, declare, profess, contend, argue, claim, vow, swear (to), stress;

formalaver

"he protested his innocence"

I love the fact that people are protesting over everything. It doesn't matter what the subject is, what it's about, what it has to do with, what it will or will not do. The reality is we are Fucking crazy as a country. It no longer matters what the point is, or who is right, or who is wrong. None of that matters anymore. It's all about protesting. Why not ? I have no problem with protesting or protesters. If these jerks want to walk around and chant and carry signs that nobody looks at, good for them. Let them get their exercise. After all, it has to be cheaper than going to a gym.

It's wonderful if that is what you like........However.....it needs to be peaceful. It shouldn't be those assholes involved in the Occupy Wall Street, Black Lives Matter, or stuff like this, that do nothing but promote trouble and violence. Most of these violent protests are organized by paid protesters whose only agenda is to start trouble and create confusion.

My point (if in fact there is a point to all this nonsense ) is simple. There should be simple rules for all protests. They should only be allowed when the outdoor temperature is below 30 degrees or above 90 degrees. It must also be raining, snowing, hailing, or locust have to be falling from the sky. And yes !!!!!!!! In order to protest.........You must be naked.....

Once again I have solved a serious problem with a few simple rules.

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