Daddy Papersurfer

PERPETUAL MOTION

daddyp — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:57:19 +0000

I have returned from Wales with a reinvigorated belief that perpetual motion is definitely achievable. I’m going to spend literally several minutes on designing a cunning device that can generate power from the female vocal chord. From my own observations and the judicious use of an abacus I have calculated that a moderately sized gaggle of [...]

PHEW!

daddyp — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:02:07 +0000

South of Tunbridge Wells again! Whilst in Wales I saw dragons … … checked out the local dating agency … … cadw Cymru’n daclus … … and tickled this … A lovely time was had by all.

TO ANFEIDREDD [AND BEYOND]

daddyp — Thu, 03 May 2012 10:24:09 +0000

Tomorrow I go to Wales for the weekend. Don’t ask me why. It’s just one of those things. If it’s good enough for them … For people who don’t know much about Wales I shall now summarize. Wales is a small country to the West of Tunbridge Wells that is about the size of Wales. It has [...]

OVER THE HILL

daddyp — Tue, 01 May 2012 21:20:21 +0000

There are signs that you are over the hill The doctor exclaiming “You’ve got to take pills! Statins and blockers and other great meds And exactly what is that growing out of your head?” It’s one of the hairs that’s completely gone rogue It appeared with my sudden desire for brogues My forehead has recently chosen to spawn A filament so gross [...]

A DAY TO REMEMBER

daddyp — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 05:00:10 +0000

I was sitting on the sofa the other day rearranging my chakras when I suddenly remembered that it’s Lo, she is a terrible Goddess’s birthday today. I snuck into her Amazon Wish List using lappytop when she wasn’t looking but then decided it would be more meaningful & personal if I made the effort and went [...]

IMPORTANT NOTICE

daddyp — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:51:13 +0000

I hereby claim the name ‘Twisted Gusset Productions’. Signed Daddy Papersurfer Dated this day whatever year it is. Coming soon ‘The DP You Couldn’t Can This Film Festival’ which will include all five nominations for the coveted Golden Gingernut Award. The festival will take place as soon as there’s a break in the weather and I can get out [...]

LIFE AT CABRIL

daddyp — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:01:51 +0000

Stone the crows! Vigilance is essential 24/7 just in case Tango or Penfold steps out of line … … or they attempt to go for a walk down to the gorge without them. Getting stoned at the gorge has gone viral with passer-bys constantly adding their artistic efforts. This ever changing landscape now include works by Papersurfer [...]

BISCUIT TRIVIA

daddyp — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:05:38 +0000

1. Dunking your biscuit into a milky drink gives you up to 11 times more flavour release than from eating the dry biscuit alone. 2. The word ‘biscuit’ derives from the Latin phrase ‘panem biscoctum’ or bread twice baked. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, it was spelt ‘bisket’ from the 16th to 18th century, and [...]

NOVEL OPENING LINES

daddyp — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:44:05 +0000

It was a dark and stormy night … no that’s been done … oh I know … The hemispheres of her breasts quivered in eager anticipation of his male hardness .. . no … not novel enough … erm … this is quite tricky … *thinks* … *thinks [hardly]* … *thinks [again]* … *thinks [feeling [...]

FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE DELICIOUS

daddyp — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:29:46 +0000

It isn’t only castles that float in the sky over here in Surfugal … … and, if you know where to look, you can find a Pukka pie. I am ninja Daddy Papersurfer and have explained weight gain … nom nom nom.