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  <title>TBS very funny - The Daily Flog</title>
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    <title>The Price Is Yes!</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-18T09:00:00-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-18T13:00:10Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-18T13:00:00Z</created>
    <summary>A contestant on The Price Is Right proposes to his girlfriend during his money wheel spin. Not only did she say yes, but he also landed on $1.00! Luck seems to be on his side when he wins the whole...</summary>

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&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;A contestant on The Price Is Right proposes to his girlfriend during his money wheel spin. Not only did she say yes, but he also landed on $1.00! Luck seems to be on his side when he wins the whole thing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But will Bob Barker be his best man?&lt;/p&gt;

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  <entry>
    <title>Douchebag Phone Message</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-17T09:00:00-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-17T13:00:06Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-17T13:00:00Z</created>
    <summary>Ladies, have you been struggling to find the perfect man? A man who claims to have absolutely nothing wrong with him? Meet Dmitri. He's a catch. And when we say catch, we mean complete douchebag. Sounds like somebody needs a...</summary>

    <content type="text/html" xml:lang="en-us" xml:base="http://dailyflog.tbs.com/" mode="escaped">&lt;p&gt;Ladies, have you been struggling to find the perfect man? A man who &lt;em&gt;claims&lt;/em&gt; to have absolutely nothing wrong with him?&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;
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&lt;p&gt;Meet Dmitri. He's a catch. And when we say catch, we mean complete douchebag.&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;
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&lt;p&gt;Sounds like somebody needs a &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.tbs.com/video/0,,115299|340865|,00.html"&gt;douchebag intervention&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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  <entry>
    <title>Halo Kid</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-16T09:00:00-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-16T13:00:05Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-16T13:00:00Z</created>
    <summary>Star Wars Kid has met his match. With his custom cardboard plasma rifles, wrapping paper tube launcher and big wheel Warthog, he stands invincible to Star Wars Kid's mere golf ball retriever saber. He asks for color suggestions for his...</summary>

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&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Star Wars Kid has met his match.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;With his custom cardboard plasma rifles, wrapping paper tube launcher and big wheel Warthog, he stands invincible to Star Wars Kid's mere golf ball retriever saber.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;He asks for color suggestions for his &lt;del&gt;wedgie magnet&lt;/del&gt; impenetrable armor. We're petitioning for dark plum.&lt;/p&gt;

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    <title>Fake Court Room Heart Attack</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-15T09:00:00-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-15T13:00:08Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-15T13:00:00Z</created>
    <summary>Remember when you were a kid and would do a hundred jumping jacks before school to fake a fever? That may have worked back then, but it won't work in a court of law. This guy tries to take it...</summary>

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&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember when you were a kid and would do a hundred jumping jacks before school to fake a fever? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That may have worked back then, but it won't work in a court of law. This guy tries to take it a step further and fake a heart attack in a courtroom, and he finds that a judge is a lot harder to convince than your mom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

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    <title>Ox Attacks Woman</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-14T09:00:00-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-14T13:00:08Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-14T13:00:00Z</created>
    <summary>The moral of this story is if you are driving around and you see an ox roaming the streets, don't roll down your window and invite him in. Unless you want an ox to lick your face. If so, then...well...you've...</summary>

    <content type="text/html" xml:lang="en-us" xml:base="http://dailyflog.tbs.com/" mode="escaped">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;The moral of this story is if you are driving around and you see an ox roaming the streets,&#xD;
don't roll down your window and invite him in. Unless you want an ox to&#xD;
lick your face. If so, then...well...you've got problems.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;
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    <title>Bunny Office Assistant</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-12T11:34:03-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-12T15:34:08Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-12T15:34:03Z</created>
    <summary>You can go ahead and fire your secretary now. This cute little bunny opens your letters, files your papers, and orders your coffee exactly the way you want it. And he works for cheap! Give him a few carrots and...</summary>

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&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can go ahead and fire your secretary now. This cute little bunny opens your letters, files your papers, and orders your coffee exactly the way you want it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And he works for cheap! Give him a few carrots and he's happy. You don't have to report shreds of lettuce on your taxes either.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Just make sure to give him Easter off.&lt;/p&gt; 

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    <title>Luxury Tax</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-10T15:58:59-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-10T19:59:07Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-10T19:58:59Z</created>
    <summary>Life is a cruel game. If landing here isn't bad enough, your $200 from passing Go is only worth a tank and a half of gas. Makes you wish you picked the boot over the race car, doesn't it? Much...</summary>

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&lt;p&gt;Life is a cruel game. If landing here isn't bad enough, your $200 from passing Go is only worth a tank and a half of gas.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Makes you wish you picked the boot over the race car, doesn't it? Much better gas mileage. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <title>Extreme Phone Answering</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-08T14:11:11-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-08T18:11:19Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-08T18:11:11Z</created>
    <summary>If this were an Olympic sport, we'd be a shoe-in for the gold.</summary>

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&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;If this were an Olympic sport, we'd be a shoe-in for the gold.&lt;/p&gt;

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  <entry>
    <title>Dancing Bear - striptease</title>
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    <issued>2008-07-07T09:38:22-04:00</issued>
    <modified>2008-07-07T13:38:29Z</modified>
    <created>2008-07-07T13:38:22Z</created>
    <summary>We're not sure if she's available for bachelor parties, but this bear really knows how to work the pole.</summary>

    <content type="text/html" xml:lang="en-us" xml:base="http://dailyflog.tbs.com/" mode="escaped">&lt;p&gt;We're not sure if she's available for bachelor parties, but this bear really knows how to work the pole.&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;
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