D*ana's Dirt!!

Ryan Phillipe & Ashlee Simpson - SERIOUSLY???

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 15:31:15 -0500

So I know Ryan Phillipe and Ashlee Simpson met out a few weeks ago... and ended up talking for a few hours at a club... but what I didn't hear until now is that they WENT BACK TO ASHLEE'S HOUSE TOGETHER!!!

According to Female First...

"When Ryan and his friends arrived they were shown to the only table with any space left — where Ashlee and her friends were sitting.

"He couldn't keep his eyes off her in her very figure hugging little black dress. They seemed very into each other. Ashlee was really excited. You could tell she had a huge crush on him."

After flirting for hours, onlookers claim the couple disappeared to a private area upstairs, called The Library, at around 2am.

The source added: "They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on.

"They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again."

Salma Hayek's Hooters!!!

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:29:19 -0500

Salma Hayek's boobs are ENORMOUS right now!!! She's not even THAT far along... she is going to burst out of her tops by the time she's ready to have that baby... WOW!

Pic from TMZ!

Denise Richards & Sam Looking Cute!

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:16:53 -0500

Denise was out with Sam the other day... getting Starbucks and apparently house hunting... How sweet!!

Kimberly Stewart Works the Pole

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:09:10 -0500

There are several things wrong with these pictures. First of all, Kimberly Stewart should not be dancing on a pole. At least when Paris does it she looks somewhat sexy. Skanky, but somewhat sexy. Kimberly Stewart just looks like a wannabe. Second of all, if you're going to go dancing on a pole, wear something sexy, not a babydoll type shirt with spandex under it. The outfit is just bad all around... not to mention the fact that Kimberly Stewart is way too old looking to be wearing that top anyway. She's hideous.

Fergie Performing in Poland

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:58:08 -0500

She's so scary looking... and we almost got a peek up her skirt!

Chelsea Clinton at "The Last Mimzy" Premiere

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:50:24 -0500

For someone who was SO unfortunate looking as a child, she's grown up to be somewhat attractive. No?

Paris Hilton & CeeLo Getting it On??

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:47:33 -0500

Click here to see the picture of Paris Hilton apparently engaging in a dirty sex act with CeeLo from Gnarles Barkley. WARNING, IT'S GROSS!!

Is that really her?

Fergi-lip-ious!

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:36:05 -0500

Look at those LIPS!!! EWWWWWWWWW!!!

Pregnant Julia Roberts & Her Twins!

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:13:55 -0500

Click here to see a pregnant Julia Roberts out with her twins!

Paris Hilton's New Boy Toy

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:41:25 -0500

His name is Josh Henderson, he's on Desperate Housewives, and he used to date Ashlee Simpson, and he's a big slut just like Paris.

Did Eva Longoria Chop Her Hair?

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:34:14 -0500

Or is it a wig?

Either way... I like her hair better long. Look how scrawny her legs are!

Ashley Olsen is a Witch!

D*ana — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:28:09 -0500

Seriously, she looks like a witch. She has such a cute face, why is she always trying to look unattractive?!

Madonna's Getting Naked in Nip/Tuck!

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 17:15:12 -0500

According to Daily India, Madonna has agreed to take her clothes off and do a love scene with Julian McMahon's character Dr. Troy on Nip/Tuck... She's 48 and looks half her age... Go Madonna!!

Dallas Austin Says Christina Aguilera Offerred SEX for BEATS!!

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 13:32:43 -0500

What a load of sh*t this is... Who the F is Dallas Austin to talk sh*t about anyone?

First of all, the quotes from him demonstrate a complete lack of ability to even speak English, so I am not going to take anything he says as real... to say Ciara is some respectable chick while Christina and Joss Stone gave up sex for beats... Whatever.

He even says that Christina wants to have a THREESOME with him and HER HUSBAND!! And he claims Joss Stone skanked herself out to his friends in exchange for help on her CD...

"Christina Aguilera, Joss Stone... all these bitches be f**kin' for tracks.

"You go in the studio with the regular girls like Ciara and them, they just want to get their work done. F--k all these bitches f--kin' for tracks!"

Click here to read more...

This just bugs me.

Mischa Barton Looks Bad, What Else Is New?

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:41:49 -0500

What the hell is she wearing? Her outfits are so disgusting. That looks like it was crumpled up on the closet floor, and it's ugly.

From PopSugar

Cameron Diaz is Yucky

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:14:56 -0500

Yucky. Skin, hair, ouftit.

Madonna at H&M Launch

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:56:18 -0500

She looks great!

Paris & Nicole Film The Simple Life

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:48:54 -0500

Look how little Nicole is next to Paris... and Paris isn't a big person at all.

Paris Hilton Shopping, Wow!

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:42:14 -0500

I bet she never does laundry, ever. She just buys new outfits every couple of days so she doesn't have to wash the dirty clothes. And cuz she can.

Drew Barrymoore Multi-Tasking

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:35:09 -0500

Talking on phone, carrying coffee, and walking to her car holding her keys in the other hand. She's so talented, seriously - because I would have dropped the phone or the coffee!

Kristin Cavallari Bowling

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:29:42 -0500

It takes a special girl to look this cute while bowling. Bowling alleys are dirty though, I wouldn't have worn white!

Lindsay Partying... After Rehab.

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:23:05 -0500

She's totally sober though - see the Red Bull!

Reese Witherspoon & Jennifer Garner Go Shopping!

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:17:12 -0500

Two of my faves shopping together! I didn't even know they were buds. Makes sense though, most of the girls in Hollywood are super-annoying. Jennifer and Reese are cool and pretty down to earth...

I don't like Reese's dress though. What is that?

Brandon Davis on the Loo

D*ana — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:09:18 -0500

What? Was he like totally making fun of Antonella Barba and someone snapped a picture?

What's with the Gloves, Lindsay??

D*ana — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:54:53 -0500

OK Paris was wearing gloves like that the other day (see below) and now Lindsay??? Is this some new trend?????? Yuck!!!

Dina's had some work done huh... she wants to look like her daughter as much as possible... They totally have the same hair color too!