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		<description><![CDATA[<p>We laugh . . . but I wonder what I am going to be teased about when I am in my 80's.ATD ~ At The Doctor’sBFF ~ Best Friend FartedBTW ~ Bring The WheelchairC .</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.dancingupsidedown.com/senior-citizens-texting-code/">Senior Citizens Texting Code</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.dancingupsidedown.com">Dancing Upside Down</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>We laugh . . . but I wonder what I am going to be teased about when I am in my 80&#8242;s.</p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>ATD ~ At The Doctor’s</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>BFF ~ Best Friend Farted</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>CBM ~ Covered By Medicare</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>ROFLCGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing; Can’t Get Up</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?</strong></span></p>
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