“Bunny” vibes took the genitals of America by storm several years ago and show no indication of retreating – and for good reason; the darn things work!

Given American ingenuity, the incentives of Capitalism (and inexpensive Chinese labor) adjustments, improvements, and modifications have naturally become de rigor in the sex toy world. Somehow bunny-type vibes tend to be variations on a theme: dolphins or butterflies instead of bunnies, multiple clitoral attachments instead of one, shaft beads that rotate or swirl, lights that flash and twinkle where no one can see them, etc.

California Exotics has mixed it up a little bit by introducing beads that don’t go round-and-round. Instead, they move in a “wave”-like manner along the length of the shaft. These are not only pretty cool to watch but do some interesting things once inserted into the rabbit hole… so to speak.

Unlike the round-and-round style of beading, this “wave” placement allows for greater ease-of-use during vaginal contraction, which often inhibits the rotation of the former style of beading. Three speeds of shaft bead rotation keep things lively.

Using the Rhythm motor, the 5-¾” insertable portion of this toy isn’t just about length and 90 pink beads; it’s also about seven different types of bunny vibration, pulsation, and escalation. I’m not good with math, but the box insists that means there are more than 21 different shaft/clitoral excitement settings. Touch the “Hot” button for random function selection, in and out of the water.

Other than the beading, the most immediately notable aspect of this pretty-in-pink vibe is its girth, which is an impressive 5-¼”. The whole thing gets its power from four AAA batteries and is . Alas, in my opinion, the function keypad on the battery pack requires far too much attention for solo use, meaning that at least for those of us who are butter or ham fingered, partner play will likely produce the best results.

Please note that the price I list above is the manufacture’s recommended price. Most online sources carry the Rhythm “O” Bounding Bunny for about half that price.

-– Exclusive review for CalExotics.com, by Darklady -–

This will be Cameryn’s FIRST stop in the U.S. (followed by Seattle), so
please join me in showing her how wonderful Portland, Oregon is.

Note the TWO locations and DIFFERENT start times…

I’m thinking of hosting a Meet & Greet while she’s in town so folks can find out why they should attend her show and/or ask her any follow-up questions they might have.

– Darklady
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PHONE WHORE (a one-act play with frequent interruptions)

Hey, there. … How are you doing? …. Yeah? Well, hang out with me for an
hour and I will rock your fucking world. … Truth and taboo collide in
this intimate visit with a phone sex operator. Listen closely: she may
change your views on sex forever.

Selling out shows across Canada, this critically acclaimed one-woman
play has been sparking audience response at every stop. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

“… by far the most intimate and insightful theatre experience you’re
likely to have.” (roverarts.com)

“I haven’t been shaken by a piece of theatre like this for quite a
while.” (audience member, Ottawa Fringe 2010)

“… a one-woman monologue, a running confessional, a series of
anecdotes that add up to a powerful whole.” (Fast Forward Weekly, Calgary)

Written and performed by Cameryn Moore — Directed by Elizabeth DuPré
Co-produced in Portland by Little Black Book Productions and Darklady
Productions, Inc.

Five shows, two locations!

BACKDOOR THEATER, 4319 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR
Wednesday, August 25 * 10:30pm
Thursday, August 26 * 10:30pm
Friday, August 27 * 10:30pm
Saturday, August 28 * 10:30pm

Tickets: $12/adv., $15/door if available
Advance tickets at www.brownpapertickets.com

IN OTHER WORDS, 8B NE Killingsworth St, Portland, OR
Friday, August 27 * 7pm, followed by Q&A

Tickets: $7-$15 sliding scale at the door only

Stay in touch with the Phone Whore 2010 North American Tour, with 17
stops around Canada and the US, at http://www.camerynmoore.com

———————
Cameryn Moore, Phone Whore making the world a better place, seven minutes at a time
http://www.camerynmoore.com

Co-Produced by Darklady Productions, Inc.
http://www.darklady.com

Ergonomic sex toys aren’t new, although they’re still in the minority. With the introduction of the Cal Exotic Symphony, the number of vibrators that won’t twist your fingers into knots has increased, meaning more options for more sexy fun time.

A single, top-mounted (if you will) button within easy index finger reach controls five vibration and pulsation settings that range from soft to firm medium. Some will find these powerful enough to inspire orgasm, while others will find them better as a warm-up or for additional clitoral stimulation during intercourse.

The unspeakably smooth Velvet Cote™ vibe is waterproof and designed primarily for external use, although it can certainly slip inside for unique and filling sensations, so it can easily be coupled with an insertable device or body part for maximum pleasure.

Given the Symphony’s music-related name, it’s only natural that the vibration speeds should have equally music-related designations, which they do: samba, quickstep, tango, moderate, and intense. I’m not really sure how “moderate” and “intense” relate to dance or music, but there they are, nonetheless.

This unspeakably smooth Velvet Cote™ vibe is available in white or lavender and powered by two AAA batteries.

-– Exclusive review for CalExotics.com, by Darklady -–

It doesn’t matter whether you saw “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.” The plots aren’t that complicated – although they do exist. Besides, you know all the characters already. You’ve just not seen them quite so naked… except in your mind. In this sequel: Sulu gets lucky!

Cash Markman’s “Sex Trek,” features a big name porn cast — including Dick Smothers Jr.! – as the Starship Intercourse heads to Deep Space St…ation 69. You can probably figure out the rest from here, but can you identify the inspirational original episodes?

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contribution to Darklady’s Wonderground and enjoy comfy snuggle and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies, space for socializing, naughty toy giveaways, and a raffle benefiting Esther’s Pantry.

Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and receive a raffle ticket worth a chance to win a copy of “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2,” an assortment basket of Wet lubes, and other goodies. Wear a costume & receive a raffle ticket. Buy more tickets and earn more chances to win!

“This Ain’t Star Trek XXX: The Butterfly Effect” & “Sex Trek: Charly XXX ”
Ages 18 +
Space is limited so mandatory RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com

Thursday, July 29th
Teleporters Begin at 6:30 pm
First Holodeck Feature at 7:15 pm

$15 individual, $25 duo, $35 trio
Darklady’s Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
Clothing Optional, Costumes Encouraged
ACCESSIBLE w/assistance for manual wheelchairs

Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect: Kirk, Spock & Bones beam to planet Butterfly 8 and are, of course, promptly ambushed by hot female aliens. Chekov & Sulu to the rescue – except that a teleporter malfunction sends them to JFK’s Oval Office, which may or may not be a metaphor. Kimberly Kane plays The Butterfly Queen, Alexis Texas is Marilyn Monroe, and Johnny Castle is John F. Kennedy.

Star Trek XXX 2 Behind the Scenes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj9LmQQQ9U

AUGUST EVENTS:
Thursday, August 5: Darklady’s B-Day Excursion to Cinekink, then cake & karaoke!
Wednesday, August 11: “Fisting Fundamentals & More” workshop w/Brass
Friday, August 13: Return of Darklady’s Naughty Karaoke
Wednesday, August 18: Darklady’s Hump Day Social & Game Night
Wednesday, August 25 –August 28: Cameryn Moore’s “Phone Whore”
Classic Porn Night… and more!

– Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady?

Sexual Trivia, Dr. Ruth’s Guide to Good Sex, Dirty Words, Naughty Dice,
Naked Twister, Truth or Dare, jigsaw puzzles, Mahjong, Cribbage, Trivial
Pursuit, Pictionary, Apples to Apples, and Scrabble. These are just a
few of the games available in Darklady’s Wonderground.

There are many places available to play these games, but few that will
allow you to do so while having a glass of wine and snuggling with any &
all of your lovers, wearing a French maid’s outfit, sitting naked on a
towel, kneeling at your partner’s feet, or talking openly about the
kinds of things that make shop clerks blush.

Bring you favorite game and maybe a beverage and/or potluck contribution
to Darklady’s Wonderground — and don’t just enjoy fun and games, but
also magazine, book, music, and movie options, as well as comfy snuggle
and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies. Knowing Darklady, she’ll
probably hand out condoms, lube, clothing, and novelties.

Donations for Esther’s Pantry are always welcome, but not required.
Ages 18 +
Wednesday, July 21th
7:00 pm – 11:00pm

$5 per person
Darklady’s Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com for address
ACCESSIBLE for most mobility limitations

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Thursday, July 29: Darklady’s Return of “Trek-Inspired” Potluck & Porn

– Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Italy’s 1980 “Spaghetti Sci-Fi” epic “The Beast in Space” will keep the camp alive with intergalactic discos, cardboard aliens, human/centaur sex, and Sirpa Lane in this long-rumored & recently discovered XXX version. Pre-show entertainment will feature JM Productions’ “America’s Best Porn Music Videos.”

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contribution to Darklady’s Wonderground and enjoy comfy snuggle and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies, space for socializing, naughty toy giveaways, and a raffle benefiting Esther’s Pantry.

Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and receive a raffle ticket worth a chance to win a copy of “Batman XXX,” an assortment basket of Wet lubes, and other goodies. Wear a costume & receive a raffle ticket. Buy more tickets and earn more chances to win!

“Batman XXX” & “The Beast in Space”
Ages 18 +
Space is limited so mandatory RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com

Thursday, July 15th
Bat Cave Opens at 6:30 pm
First Bat Signal Shines at 7:15 pm

$15 individual or $25 duo
Darklady’s Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
Clothing Optional, Costumes Encouraged
ACCESSIBLE for manual wheelchairs

Batman XXX: Axel Braun launches a new imprint based on comic superheroes with this lovingly true-to-the-original porn parody of the 1960s series. Braun is currently working on the next installment in the series: “Superman XXX: A Porn Parody.”

Batman XXX trailer 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0YQoAqmrU
Batman XXX trailer 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0t0u1ofiv0&feature=related
Batman 1960s – Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGl6OlSczdU&NR=1

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Wednesday, July 21: Darklady’s Hump Day Game Night for Grown-Ups
Thursday, July 29: Darklady’s Return of “Trek-Inspired” Potluck & Porn?

As so many of us know, love hurts. Sometimes a little; sometimes a lot. Therefore, it’s only appropriate that this sentimental implement of discipline be not only lightly flocked in romance red – but decorated with a heart that can truly leave its mark.

But only if you practice tough love with it, of course.

This “slapper” style paddle is constructed of light suede and makes a lovely snap when it strikes… whatever flattish surface it strikes. A soft to moderate stroke will liven the nerve endings and excite the capillaries without frightening the receiver away from the experience, while a strong and solid stroke will definitely capture attention and potentially leave a heart-shaped welt or bruise to admire later.

An easily manageable 7-inch by 3-inch striking surface and 5-inch grip means that over the knee and other easy-access, close-proximity positions will benefit most from the paddle’s message of stern and decisive love.

Whether it’s just a little slap-and-tickle or a vigorous ass-beating, the Velvet Lover’s Paddle is worth having in one’s kinky toy chest.

– Exclusive review for Pipedreams.com, by Darklady –

Let’s face it, most of us have either had sex in a shower, tried to have sex in a shower, or thought about having sex in a shower. It is for this demographic (aka “pretty much everybody”) that these positioning handles are designed.

Hopefully, it’s not a shock to anyone that sex in a shower can be challenging once the warm water and hot blood get moving. Unless you’re fucking in an ADA compliant space, chances are good there will be at least a few unintended slips and slides during position changes and particularly active moments.

Even the most sure-footed sexual mountain shower goats among us occasionally find that petty nuisances like gravity, velocity, trajectory, leverage, height/weight differences, arm strength, and the like can make acting out the full Kama Sutra complex.

Fortunately, these two delightfully packaged and presented Perfect Position Handles are here to save the lay.

Light-weight and perfect for both in-home and travel use, these impressively powerful suction attachment handles will stick to nearly any flat surface, which is good news for everyone – including those of us with appropriate bath tubs and floors, but not walls or glass doors.

Included with the Perfect Position Handles is a tube of silicone “shower gel,” which is translated as “personal lubricant” on the other side of the tube. While silicone lube is wonderful in water, remember that using it with silicone toys is on the Don’t Do This At Home or Anywhere Else list. Unless you’re into expensive toys melting in the shower, of course, in which case, carry on.

If you melt your toys by accident, there’s always the free satin “love mask” to help you eroticize the experience.

– Exclusive review for Pipedreams.com, by Darklady–