https://davegutteridge.com/ Stories, comedy, comics, essays, and whatever else I come up with. en-us Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:00:00 +0900 Fri, 04 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 https://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Articlass admin@davegutteridge.com (Dave Gutteridge) admin@davegutteridge.com (Dave Gutteridge) 60 noCreative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0society,technology,internet,piracy,software,hardware,linux,windows,macAudio versions of the text articles found on Autotelic.com. These articles are about technology and its relationship with day to day society.A web site that just is for its own sake.Dave Gutteridgeadmin@autotelic.comDave Gutteridge https://davegutteridge.com/windows_is_free Most people aren't interested in legally free software because proprietary software, such as Windows, is already free in the mind of almost all users. Software piracy and other factors distort the software marketplace with unexpected results. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/windows_is_free admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge)noMost people aren't interested in legally free software because proprietary software, such as Windows, is already free in the mind of almost all users. Software piracy and other factors distort the software marketplace with unexpected results.Dave GutteridgeMost people aren't interested in legally free software because proprietary software, such as Windows, is already free in the mind of almost all users. Software piracy and other factors distort the software marketplace with unexpected results.society,technology,internet,piracy,software,hardware,linux,windows,mac https://davegutteridge.com/no_really_-_windows_is_free A follow up to a previous article that made the point that software piracy helps proprietary software by affecting consumer perceptions about the value of software products. Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/no_really_-_windows_is_free admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge)noA follow up to a previous article that made the point that software piracy helps proprietary software by affecting consumer perceptions about the value of software products.Dave GutteridgeA follow up to a previous article that made the point that software piracy helps proprietary software by affecting consumer perceptions about the value of software products.society,technology,internet,piracy,software,hardware,linux,windows,mac https://davegutteridge.com/windows_is_free_for_business The suggestion that businesses use pirated software is often met with derision and dismissiveness. But the reality is that software piracy is alive and well in the workplace. Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/windows_is_free_for_business admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge)noThe suggestion that businesses use pirated software is often met with derision and dismissiveness. But the reality is that software piracy is alive and well in the workplace.Dave GutteridgeThe suggestion that businesses use pirated software is often met with derision and dismissiveness. But the reality is that software piracy is alive and well in the workplace.society,technology,internet,piracy,software,hardware,linux,windows,mac https://davegutteridge.com/facebook_is_a_million_years_old Six months ago I thought Facebook was for losers. But I was wrong. Not merely wrong, but a hypocrite. Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/facebook_is_a_million_years_old admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge)noSix months ago I thought Facebook was for losers. But I was wrong. Not merely wrong, but a hypocrite.Dave GutteridgeSix months ago I thought Facebook was for losers. But I was wrong. Not merely wrong, but a hypocrite.society,technology,internet,piracy,software,hardware,linux,windows,mac https://davegutteridge.com/seo_is_a_scam Maybe your web site just sucks Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/seo_is_a_scam admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/mystical_bigotry Some memes just need to die Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/mystical_bigotry admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/lucid_dreaming A you you never knew was you Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/lucid_dreaming admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/evidence_of_the_invisible Why believers in invisible things aren't awestruck by your oh-so-rational arguments Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/evidence_of_the_invisible admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/open_letter_to_the_parents_in_starbucks No, I'm not merely annoyed because I haven't yet experienced the joy of parenthood as you have Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/open_letter_to_the_parents_in_starbucks admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/don't_read_books ... at least, not ones recommended by people who hope the book will tell you what they can't Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/don't_read_books admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/mind_if_i_stink How did smoking ever become accepted in the first place? Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/mind_if_i_stink admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/adam_smith_wasn't_a_capitalist Why Adam Smith is thought to be the original "greed is good" guy Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/adam_smith_wasn't_a_capitalist admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition Rudyard Kipling would be proud Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/at_night_when_death_whispers You're Supposed to be Afraid of Death, Dumbass Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/at_night_when_death_whispersn admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_vampires_have_won Why Edward Cullen is a much bigger threat than Dracula Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/the_vampires_have_won admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/plus_marketing How to get really rich Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/plus_marketing admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_hack_of_a_thousand_faces Stop using Joseph Campbell to excuse shitty storytelling Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/the_hack_of_a_thousand_faces admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/why_facebook_wants_to_sell_you_out The connection between your privacy on Facebook and how Facebook needs to make some cheddar Thu, 20 May 2010 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/why_facebook_wants_to_sell_you_out admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/anti-virus_software_is_a_scam You're The Biggest Security Threat To Your Computer Sun, 26 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/anti-virus_software_is_a_scam admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/wikirelationships Cheating girlfriends and Wikileaks. (What would a blog be without at least some mention of Wikileaks?) Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/wikirelationships admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/march_11th_and_after The Great Tohoku Earthquake... and stuff. This is pretty much a brain dump of my thoughts about the Tohoku earthquake of March 11, 2011, and topics related to it. Sat, 26 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/march_11th_and_after admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_slow_death_of_club_facebook By the time Goldman Sachs shows up at a party, it's not cool anymore. Wed, 06 Apr 2011 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/the_slow_death_of_club_facebook admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_circle_of_social_networking_life Why I want to make the jump from one massive, faceless, profit driven corporation to another Mon, 13 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/the_circle_of_social_networking_life admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_walking_dead_-_the_metacontextual_edition Not as inspired as the thing about Avatar, but fuck it. Just for fun. Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/the_walking_dead_-_the_metacontextual_edition admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/falling_off_the_edge https://davegutteridge.com/falling_off_the_edge What I wish every open mike comedian knew before getting on stage. Especially the ones who aspire to be 'edgy'. Tue, 28 Aug 2012 00:00:00 +0900 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/how_many_people_in_tokyo_will_come_to_an_english_comedy_show An attempt to do some demographics research. Title is kind of self explanatory, really. Mon, 03 Sep 2012 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/how_many_people_in_tokyo_will_come_to_an_english_comedy_show admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/respecting_the_stage https://davegutteridge.com/respecting_the_stage This should be really obvious, but for some reason it isn't. For some reason, lots of performers go on stage asking for the audience's time without respecting its value. Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:00:00 +0900 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_science_of_hitting_on_women ... or lack thereof. Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/the_science_of_hitting_on_women admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/my_star_wars_rant Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Sun, 24 Mar 2013 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/my_star_wars_rant admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/but_i_got_laughs https://davegutteridge.com/but_i_got_laughs The dividing laugh between a real comedian and just someone on stage being sometimes funny is determined by going beyond mere randomness. Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:00:00 +0900 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/what_it_feels_like_to_be_40 I'm not sure exactly what to say about this. This is me coping with the non-negotiable deal that is aging. Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/what_it_feels_like_to_be_40 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_family_in_japan My personal experience interacting with a cult in Japan called The Family. Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/the_family_in_japan admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_feeling_you_choose_to_feed A short science fiction story. A little different from the didactic stuff I usually post, this is just pure fiction. Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/the_feeling_you_choose_to_feed admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/johnny_the_infinitesimal_speck Adventures In The 2nd Dimension. A comic strip. Will it continue beyond these first three. Not sure yet. Wed, 08 May 2013 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/johnny_the_infinitesimal_speck admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/a_material_difference https://davegutteridge.com/a_material_difference How having more time on stage won't make you a better comedian. Tue, 04 Jun 2013 00:00:00 +0900 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/lactose It's really weird that Japanese people eat pizza. Or at least, it's really weird that 70% of them do. Wed, 14 Aug 2013 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/lactose admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/volunteering_in_tohoku https://davegutteridge.com/volunteering_in_tohoku A diary of sorts of the time I spent volunteering in Tohoku after the earthquake and tsunami of March 11, 2011. Sun, 09 Mar 2014 00:00:00 +0900 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/galapagos_comedy https://davegutteridge.com/galapagos_comedy What exactly is 'Japanese comedy'? Sat, 07 Jun 2014 00:00:00 +0900 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/tears_of_an_orkan https://davegutteridge.com/tears_of_an_orkan A great comedian, and a common comedy myth. Tue, 12 Aug 2014 00:00:00 +0900 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/lessons_from_louie https://davegutteridge.com/lessons_from_louie What Louis CK does that aspiring comedians should emulate. Tue, 16 Sep 2014 00:00:00 +0900 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/tama_chan There was a time I considered doing a comic about my experience in Japan. I decided it wasn't worth it, but I did about seven or so, and I'm going to put them online just so the effort isn't wasted. This first comic is probably the most dysfunctional, referencing issues that no longer matter and events no one remembers. Mon, 03 Nov 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/tama_chan admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/consciousness A short story about the internet, porn, and what it means to be human Mon, 03 Nov 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/consciousness admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/sexyism How to draw hot babes and not be sexist. According to my mom. Mon, 10 Nov 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/sexyism admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/wow_-_you_live_in_japan A comic about a little of what it's like to live in Japan. Mon, 17 Nov 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/wow_-_you_live_in_japan admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/transcript A short story about immortality, death, and continuty of being. Mon, 24 Nov 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/transcript admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/a_bar_fight A comic based on an anecdote of an altercation at a bar, as told to me by comedian Cory Jarvis. Mon, 01 Dec 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/a_bar_fight admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/not_an_atheist Does being an atheist mean having to be a dick about it? Mon, 08 Dec 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/not_an_atheist admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/narita Another instalment of a comic about life in Japan. Just another day going through Narita aiport. Mon, 15 Dec 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/narita admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/why_self_publish I've written a book called 'Your Mind is a Funny Thing', and while I'd like you to check that out, this blog entry is just some offhand notes about the decision to self publish. Tue, 16 Dec 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/why_self_publish admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/he_awoke_from_the_dead_for_the_13th_time Probably the most hippy story I've ever written. Mon, 22 Dec 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/he_awoke_from_the_dead_for_the_13th_time admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/gordon_at_the_conbini More life in Japan in comic form. This time in Japanese. Mon, 29 Dec 2014 00:00:00 +0900 https://davegutteridge.com/gordon_at_the_conbini admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/sentenced_to_live https://davegutteridge.com/sentenced_to_live Mon, 12 Jan 2015 00:00:00 +0900 A science fiction story about immortality and prison. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/shiro_kuma_kun https://davegutteridge.com/shiro_kuma_kun Mon, 19 Jan 2015 00:00:00 +0900 A day in the life of a polar bear living in Tokyo. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/merge https://davegutteridge.com/merge Mon, 02 Feb 2015 00:00:00 +0900 Remember the term 'cyberspace' that no one seems to use anymore? This story takes place in cyberspace. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/boxes_labelled_dangerous https://davegutteridge.com/boxes_labelled_dangerous Mon, 23 Feb 2015 00:00:00 +0900 I'm getting better at getting over relationships. Which might be solving the wrong problem. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/they_were_coming https://davegutteridge.com/they_were_coming Mon, 09 Mar 2015 00:00:00 +0900 A story about choices in an absence of information. And aliens. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/mizumushi https://davegutteridge.com/mizumushi Mon, 16 Mar 2015 00:00:00 +0900 A very typical slice of life in Japan. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_existential_angst_of_a_gang_bang https://davegutteridge.com/the_existential_angst_of_a_gang_bang Mon, 06 Apr 2015 00:00:00 +0900 I would definitely be having more sex if I thought less. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/like_a_virgin https://davegutteridge.com/like_a_virgin Sat, 11 Apr 2015 00:00:00 +0900 Madonna, and how some laughter can stop you becoming funny. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/your_girl https://davegutteridge.com/your_girl Tue, 21 Apr 2015 00:00:00 +0900 A short story about building the perfect relationship. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/at_the_bank https://davegutteridge.com/at_the_bank Mon, 04 May 2015 00:00:00 +0900 Another diary of sorts in comic form about living in Japan. This is kind of an unsuccessful attempt at conveying how negotiations work. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/santa_and_paedophiles https://davegutteridge.com/santa_and_paedophiles Thu, 07 May 2015 00:00:00 +0900 That time I was on stage in front of a couple hundred paedophiles. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/yellow_roses https://davegutteridge.com/yellow_roses Fri, 26 Jun 2015 00:00:00 +0900 That time I realized I was being a stalker. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/fury_road https://davegutteridge.com/fury_road Thu, 09 Jul 2015 00:00:00 +0900 A satire script of Fury Road that I threw together for fun. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/how_many_women_is_enough https://davegutteridge.com/how_many_women_is_enough Mon, 27 Jul 2015 00:00:00 +0900 It's less about sex and more about not dying. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/assumed_orgasms https://davegutteridge.com/assumed_orgasms Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:00:00 +0900 Men faking orgasms and why one night stands aren't for me. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/running_from_my_problems https://davegutteridge.com/running_from_my_problems Sun, 20 Sep 2015 00:00:00 +0900 Wrist cutting, brain chemistry, exercise, and the person I never want to be again. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/transmission_to_an_ex https://davegutteridge.com/transmission_to_an_ex Tue, 15 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0900 Things I'd say if I were going to say them. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_charisma_man_myth https://davegutteridge.com/the_charisma_man_myth Sun, 24 Jan 2016 00:00:00 +0900 The reality, racism, and human failings that are built into the notion that Japanese women go for gaijin guys. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_charisma_man_reality https://davegutteridge.com/the_charisma_man_reality Mon, 25 Jan 2016 00:00:00 +0900 A little comic strip companion to the previous posting. The reality of guys who come to Japan expecting to capitalize on the gaijin fetish. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/who_his_daughter_dates https://davegutteridge.com/who_his_daughter_dates Mon, 08 Feb 2016 00:00:00 +0900 Based on a real and random conversation with a guy about his daughter and age and dating and stuff. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/i_eat_my_loneliness https://davegutteridge.com/i_eat_my_loneliness Mon, 14 Mar 2016 00:00:00 +0900 What's a blog for if not to be embarrassingly revealing? admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/mari https://davegutteridge.com/mari Mon, 28 Mar 2016 00:00:00 +0900 My zombie apocalypse novel. Set in Tokyo. Read online for free. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/spark https://davegutteridge.com/spark Tue, 10 May 2016 00:00:00 +0900 A short story about artificial intelligence, love, and authenticity. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_dating_puddle https://davegutteridge.com/the_dating_puddle Sun, 07 May 2017 00:00:00 +0900 Things I've learned about dating 20 years too late. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/halfway_dead https://davegutteridge.com/halfway_dead Sun, 14 May 2017 00:00:00 +0900 I think I fucked up my life. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/following_the_angels https://davegutteridge.com/following_the_angels Sun, 21 May 2017 00:00:00 +0900 My very specific and personal reasons for moving to Tokyo. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/standup_game_of_thrones_and_rape_culture https://davegutteridge.com/standup_game_of_thrones_and_rape_culture Sun, 28 May 2017 00:00:00 +0900 Another reason why so many jokes about rape fail. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/she_cries_beautifully https://davegutteridge.com/she_cries_beautifully Wed, 07 Jun 2017 00:00:00 +0900 Things I think about when I'm in the middle of a fight with a girlfriend. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/i_hate_this_feeling https://davegutteridge.com/i_hate_this_feeling Sun, 25 Jun 2017 00:00:00 +0900 I turn into a misogynist every time a hot chick walks into the room. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/high_heels https://davegutteridge.com/high_heels Sat, 29 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0900 Do I fetishize high heels as much as I feel I do? admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/wonder_woman https://davegutteridge.com/wonder_woman Wed, 30 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0900 I like feminism when it's sexy. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/bitcoin https://davegutteridge.com/bitcoin Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:00:00 +0900 Everything you need to know about Bitcoin, without any technical terms to confuse you. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/discovery_and_race_and_tropes https://davegutteridge.com/discovery_and_race_and_tropes Tue, 10 Oct 2017 00:00:00 +0900 Star Trek is still addicted to progressive racism. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/how_i_could_vote_for_trump https://davegutteridge.com/how_i_could_vote_for_trump Sat, 11 Nov 2017 00:00:00 +0900 I kind of hate the left these days. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/making_women_have_sex https://davegutteridge.com/making_women_have_sex Mon, 15 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0900 The male myth that sex was their achievement. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/masturbation https://davegutteridge.com/masturbation Tue, 30 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0900 Not doing it won't make you one with the universe. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/cryptocurrencies https://davegutteridge.com/cryptocurrencies Tue, 06 Feb 2018 00:00:00 +0900 You want in on cryptos? Here's what I tell people. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_divine_right_of_black_panther https://davegutteridge.com/the_divine_right_of_black_panther Tue, 06 Mar 2018 00:00:00 +0900 The movie was cool and all, but, fuck monarchies. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/my_court_case_in_tokyo https://davegutteridge.com/my_court_case_in_tokyo Sun, 20 May 2018 00:00:00 +0900 That time I sued some companies. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/too_soon https://davegutteridge.com/too_soon Sun, 27 May 2018 00:00:00 +0900 No, your joke wasn't too soon. It just wasn't funny. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/how_not_to_learn_japanese https://davegutteridge.com/how_not_to_learn_japanese Mon, 11 Jun 2018 00:00:00 +0900 Efficacy is the enemy. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/i_watch_people_die https://davegutteridge.com/i_watch_people_die Sun, 08 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0900 Does looking at a video of another human dying make you a bad person? admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_lithium_of_experience https://davegutteridge.com/the_lithium_of_experience Tue, 11 Sep 2018 00:00:00 +0900 Mortality is measured in increments of lowering expecations. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/a_healthy_fear_of_death https://davegutteridge.com/a_healthy_fear_of_death Fri, 05 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0900 I think about dying a lot, and that's fine. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/ambition_verus_time https://davegutteridge.com/ambition_verus_time Sun, 18 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Sometimes I feel like the world wants me to stop aspiring. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/privacy_herd_immunity https://davegutteridge.com/privacy_herd_immunity Sun, 01 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0900 You're being profiled by your friends. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/too_many_princes https://davegutteridge.com/too_many_princes Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0900 What rejection really means admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/ethical_human_meat https://davegutteridge.com/ethical_human_meat Tue, 03 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Would you eat an ethical human burger? admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/spider-man_far_from_home_my_rambling_review https://davegutteridge.com/spider-man_far_from_home_my_rambling_review Wed, 11 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Iron Man sucks. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/why_i_dont_date https://davegutteridge.com/why_i_dont_date Mon, 16 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0900 A healthy sense of failing at life. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_cult_of_algorithms https://davegutteridge.com/the_cult_of_algorithms Tue, 17 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0900 We're all members, like it or not, mostly night admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/how_id_like_to_die https://davegutteridge.com/how_id_like_to_die Fri, 27 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Or how I'd like to not die, if that's an option admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/I_could_fuck_a_robot https://davegutteridge.com/I_could_fuck_a_robot Thu, 03 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 My humanity can be hacked. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_chilling_adventures_of_sabrina_my_rambling_review https://davegutteridge.com/the_chilling_adventures_of_sabrina_my_rambling_review Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Brought to you by the people who think The Monster Mash sure is a spooky song admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/night_clubs_are_a_lie https://davegutteridge.com/night_clubs_are_a_lie Mon, 14 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 I’ve never been to the club in your selfie admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/arguing_with_invisible_people_in_my_head https://davegutteridge.com/arguing_with_invisible_people_in_my_head Tue, 15 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Pornography for your ego admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/batwoman_my_rambling_review https://davegutteridge.com/batwoman_my_rambling_review Wed, 16 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Please don’t ruin this for me admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/the_hierarchy_of_failure https://davegutteridge.com/the_hierarchy_of_failure Fri, 18 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Second place ain't so bad admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/stranger_things_my_rambling_review https://davegutteridge.com/stranger_things_my_rambling_review Sat, 19 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Mainly about Stranger Things 3 admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/holy_shit_im_just_some_guy https://davegutteridge.com/holy_shit_im_just_some_guy Sun, 20 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 I wonder if everyone feels the same hubris I do. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/dont_tax_the_rich https://davegutteridge.com/dont_tax_the_rich Mon, 21 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Stop them from being so much richer in the first place admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/titans_my_rambling_review https://davegutteridge.com/titans_my_rambling_review Tue, 22 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 The gang’s all here… now what? admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/signalling_my_virtues_loud_and_fucking_clear https://davegutteridge.com/signalling_my_virtues_loud_and_fucking_clear Wed, 23 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Getting me some of that sweet, sweet, feminist pussy…? admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/riverdale_my_rambling_review https://davegutteridge.com/riverdale_my_rambling_review Sat, 26 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0900 A show about high school, played by adults, and written by teenagers. admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge) https://davegutteridge.com/how_to_actually_start_getting_healthier https://davegutteridge.com/how_to_actually_start_getting_healthier Mon, 18 Nov 2019 00:00:00 +0900 Or at least, one part of getting healthier, which is having the right attitude to training your mammalian brain admin@autotelic.com (Dave Gutteridge)