tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63836782425303980782012-01-23T00:14:06.946+02:00Şi dacă toate trec... lasă-le să treacă.Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.comBlogger1494125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-40657279462431221092012-01-23T00:14:00.001+02:002012-01-23T00:14:06.975+02:002012-01-23T00:14:06.975+02:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gx1EY8qQoZZW6P1g0oGFwecQsL8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gx1EY8qQoZZW6P1g0oGFwecQsL8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gx1EY8qQoZZW6P1g0oGFwecQsL8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gx1EY8qQoZZW6P1g0oGFwecQsL8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/3EEpkzYIFA4" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2012/01/magic-trick.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-37950097226077504952012-01-19T22:53:00.001+02:002012-01-19T22:53:04.917+02:002012-01-19T22:53:04.917+02:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 Această imagine este un pamflet şi trebuie tratat ca atare. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pISuzIo2c8TvZkkBJcO9bPFSBUg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pISuzIo2c8TvZkkBJcO9bPFSBUg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pISuzIo2c8TvZkkBJcO9bPFSBUg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pISuzIo2c8TvZkkBJcO9bPFSBUg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/-oVa-vmhMPM" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2012/01/adevarata-fata.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-71296064780327010182011-12-14T12:05:00.001+02:002011-12-14T12:05:36.869+02:002011-12-14T12:05:36.869+02:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-cvgXV2ITQbNHvl_iGk4SBTBTtk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-cvgXV2ITQbNHvl_iGk4SBTBTtk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-cvgXV2ITQbNHvl_iGk4SBTBTtk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-cvgXV2ITQbNHvl_iGk4SBTBTtk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/gtFFtmdKB-I" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/12/waving-bear-video.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-75421034365911086622011-12-08T02:41:00.001+02:002011-12-08T02:41:37.927+02:002011-12-08T02:41:37.927+02:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0There is an addon called “Memory Fox” which solves the memory “leak” that Firefox has sometimes because of strange/large pieces of Javascript code in some webpages, I guess. I’m aware that a lot of people are giving up Firefox because of that problem, so, using this addon, there isn’t anything left to hold you back from enjoying the awesomeness of this great browser. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qtiJbwlpN8tspCRPI-Gz_OP__Sw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qtiJbwlpN8tspCRPI-Gz_OP__Sw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qtiJbwlpN8tspCRPI-Gz_OP__Sw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qtiJbwlpN8tspCRPI-Gz_OP__Sw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/p6E3xGYmHxc" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/12/firefox-ram-memory-leaks-were-yesterday.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-35978411297053735392011-11-24T13:17:00.001+02:002011-11-24T13:17:46.089+02:002011-11-24T13:17:46.089+02:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sNFiPsyy2rMMDg2XvKeFNICXqkw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sNFiPsyy2rMMDg2XvKeFNICXqkw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sNFiPsyy2rMMDg2XvKeFNICXqkw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sNFiPsyy2rMMDg2XvKeFNICXqkw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/ZMCFGOtycyY" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/11/this-is-awesome-michael-buble-fan-duo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-28334792750768674072011-11-14T01:41:00.001+02:002011-11-14T01:42:57.577+02:002011-11-14T01:42:57.577+02:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0Am făcut un bookmarklet care face aşa ceva, inspirat dintr-o extensie de Google Chrome. Un bookmarklet e un bookmark care funcţionează ca o extensie/un addon, cu excepţia că merge pentru orice browser modern. Îl puteţi găsi aici cu tot cu indicaţii. Enjoy! PS: Cine nu ştie ce-i aia Grooveshark, să apese aicişa. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZdR4XzT4DoWm5hkA4BMsaXACMvM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZdR4XzT4DoWm5hkA4BMsaXACMvM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZdR4XzT4DoWm5hkA4BMsaXACMvM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZdR4XzT4DoWm5hkA4BMsaXACMvM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/XrF6uaa7CCM" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/11/elimina-dublurile-din-playlist-ul.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-65775565091786541522011-11-02T14:22:00.001+02:002011-11-02T14:22:39.807+02:002011-11-02T14:22:39.807+02:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 “Am vrut să facem un număr dedicat femeilor puternice şi am ajuns la concluzia că Elena Udrea întruchipează perfect această ipostază, reuşind totodată să rămână feminină. Este un etalon de frumuseţe şi senzualitate”, a spus pentru realitatea.net Dan Silviu Boerescu, director editorial “Tabu”“. ... 2, 3 şi:  AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! =)) <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0kL0gN9KBvPHQrVyuNnRqnGncmY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0kL0gN9KBvPHQrVyuNnRqnGncmY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0kL0gN9KBvPHQrVyuNnRqnGncmY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0kL0gN9KBvPHQrVyuNnRqnGncmY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/MZ70oHJqgzw" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/11/udrea-pozat-cum-ar-veni-sexi-intr-o.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-90282050533664673912011-10-21T04:15:00.001+03:002011-10-21T04:16:25.450+03:002011-10-21T04:16:25.450+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 "Anul ăsta, până la sfârşit, vom avea în circulaţie 123 de kilometri de autostradă. Astăzi, pe 90 deja se circulă, cu cei 32 de kilometri de autostradă de la Arad la Timişoara vom avea, aşa cum am spus, 123 de kilometri în circulaţie până la sfârşitul anului. Aceste lucruri nu pot fi contestate de nimeni, se pot vedea în teren şi sunt o dovadă a pragmatismului ministrului Transporturilor şi a <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iqHtzFSaJJrQ7JGRP_FXMCuWnQA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iqHtzFSaJJrQ7JGRP_FXMCuWnQA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iqHtzFSaJJrQ7JGRP_FXMCuWnQA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iqHtzFSaJJrQ7JGRP_FXMCuWnQA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/jdxkIxRLbTQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/10/mark-my-words-4-123-km-autostrada-in.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-79412446762031886232011-09-27T14:01:00.001+03:002011-09-27T14:01:11.797+03:002011-09-27T14:01:11.797+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0We must go deeper! Don’t understand? Inception [ro], Inception [imdb]. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JyNs3IjZFDrGBQkpPUuXyJ7Eh9I/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JyNs3IjZFDrGBQkpPUuXyJ7Eh9I/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JyNs3IjZFDrGBQkpPUuXyJ7Eh9I/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JyNs3IjZFDrGBQkpPUuXyJ7Eh9I/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/hye-p9ele88" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/googception-google-within-google.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-90669694347474205182011-09-25T01:44:00.001+03:002011-09-25T01:44:03.773+03:002011-09-25T01:44:03.773+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com2 La ferma ii spune porcul calului: - Mai calule, dar prost mai esti! Toata ziua mergi cu caruta dupa tine cari greutati, mergi la arat...alea alea si seara primesti o mana de paie, pe cand uitate la mine: toata ziua dorm, primesc trei mese pe zi si nu fac nimic. Calul il asculta cu atentie si apoi il intreaba: - Ma porcule tu parca nu esti ala de anul trecut, asa-i? <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cL8iAFNGG3uTh2AOPm3hIi7zBnk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cL8iAFNGG3uTh2AOPm3hIi7zBnk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cL8iAFNGG3uTh2AOPm3hIi7zBnk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cL8iAFNGG3uTh2AOPm3hIi7zBnk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/R-4h8wcPu40" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/prostie.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-82705982177361227402011-09-24T04:58:00.001+03:002011-09-24T04:58:03.954+03:002011-09-24T04:58:03.954+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0Cam aşa merge treaba când vine vorba de nunţi. Una din multele prostii care te aşează şi te potriveşte bine “în rândul lumii”. În cazul ăsta, hai să extindem registrul de aplicare: - Ba, am auzit ca a murit cumnatu-tau, nu te duci la inmormantare? - Da' ce, el vine la mine? <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zS7XAvc8R_0KyPGHjxkIx7pIZMc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zS7XAvc8R_0KyPGHjxkIx7pIZMc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zS7XAvc8R_0KyPGHjxkIx7pIZMc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zS7XAvc8R_0KyPGHjxkIx7pIZMc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/wv65WVm03Zo" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/am-fost-la-tine-tre-sa-vii-la-mine-si.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-6915216755207623162011-09-23T21:56:00.001+03:002011-09-23T21:56:01.883+03:002011-09-23T21:56:01.883+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com1 1.Te-ai inecat cu un cub de ghiata?Nimic mai simplu: da peste cap o cana de apa clocotita si blocajul va disparea imediat. 2. Neîndemânatic? Ca sa nu te mai ranesti la deget atunci cand tai legume roaga pe altcineva sa le tina in timp ce tu le tai. 3.Evita certurile cu sotul referitoare la capacul de la toaleta. Foloseste chiuveta. 4. Cei care au tensiunea ridicata pot sa se taie <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7RfM4OeTZaJT8THpDBHkWRTmBfc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7RfM4OeTZaJT8THpDBHkWRTmBfc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7RfM4OeTZaJT8THpDBHkWRTmBfc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7RfM4OeTZaJT8THpDBHkWRTmBfc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/pdm7dTJVDKY" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/remedii-casnice.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-21856272852013417272011-09-23T07:10:00.001+03:002011-09-23T07:10:19.345+03:002011-09-23T07:10:19.345+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mJBpJXxXGezYHTw7h0hqkrEMoZ4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mJBpJXxXGezYHTw7h0hqkrEMoZ4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mJBpJXxXGezYHTw7h0hqkrEMoZ4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mJBpJXxXGezYHTw7h0hqkrEMoZ4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/zUZqhAlYvDU" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/chinezii-inca-n-au-aflat-cum-se-mananca.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-26276148208725365332011-09-18T23:30:00.000+03:002011-09-23T04:25:01.552+03:002011-09-23T04:25:01.552+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0Am zis în primul articol pe tema asta că o femeie trebuie să fie îngrijită. Aici, poate nu-i clar, eu cred că de la o vârstă… epilarea e firească. Rar când se pot face excepţii. Ce mă amuză pe mine mai tare, e că unele tipe se epilează pe picioare, dar pe braţe nu. De ce?! S-a terminat epilatorul/ceara/crema/lama*? Dacă da, de fiecare dată? * lama – metodă nerecomandată; cred că-i evident din ce <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BrQALBJn-lrbPBsnw1y5vcSDj1o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BrQALBJn-lrbPBsnw1y5vcSDj1o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BrQALBJn-lrbPBsnw1y5vcSDj1o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BrQALBJn-lrbPBsnw1y5vcSDj1o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/NgkRj-_bVes" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/femeia-ideala-15.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-53266665151901203872011-09-18T13:09:00.001+03:002011-09-24T16:55:26.958+03:002011-09-24T16:55:26.958+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com2 UPDATE: Show-ul va fi difuzat doar sâmbăta şi va avea peste 2 ore. Spuneam aici că X-Factor va avea cam o treime din audienţa Românii au Talent. În prima ediţie, Românii au talent au avut rating 18, în timp ce X-Factor a avut 5,6. Aşadar 18/5,6 = rating de 3,21 ori mai mic. Conchid c-am fost destul de aproape. Deşi, n-am luat în considerare un lucru. Spre deosebire de Românii au Talent <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kbrjiolaITgbS_9pOXJ1Z9baksU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kbrjiolaITgbS_9pOXJ1Z9baksU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kbrjiolaITgbS_9pOXJ1Z9baksU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kbrjiolaITgbS_9pOXJ1Z9baksU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/mPCAY_Ndizg" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/audienta-de-start-x-factor.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-39275396401389790022011-09-18T06:16:00.000+03:002011-09-18T06:16:45.288+03:002011-09-18T06:16:45.288+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 Intră profesoara de matematică nervoasă în sala de clasă, foc şi pară. Cât ai clipi înşiră pe ambele table o problemă deobsebit de grea, după care spune: - Aşa, cine vine să rezolve problema asta? Ce zici, Popescule? Ia hai! Merge Popescu la tablă, ia buretele şi şterge tot: - Problemă rezolvată! <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RjbYLK8c8XSob81p-Nq3WLp9j1Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RjbYLK8c8XSob81p-Nq3WLp9j1Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RjbYLK8c8XSob81p-Nq3WLp9j1Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RjbYLK8c8XSob81p-Nq3WLp9j1Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/5DRK9BCe2Og" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/problema.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-44148582277008970552011-09-18T04:07:00.001+03:002011-09-20T22:29:59.937+03:002011-09-20T22:29:59.937+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0Întrucât nu-s decât nişte cugetări d-ale subsemnatului, şansele sunt minime ca aceste cugetări să poată fi vreodată numite maxime. Update #2: Când ştii să cânţi te duci la o emisiune îmbrăcat/îmbrăcată decent şi cânţi. Când lălăi în duş şi ai senzaţia că de fapt cânţi, îţi iei de la două fufe în sus, vă îmbrăcaţi... mai mult dezbrăcaţi, şi vă duceţi prin emisiuni să faceţi playback şi <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0MaoQXpfqGJZrsjT0oIYCO3G2mk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0MaoQXpfqGJZrsjT0oIYCO3G2mk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0MaoQXpfqGJZrsjT0oIYCO3G2mk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0MaoQXpfqGJZrsjT0oIYCO3G2mk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/zeYZZR_fVxs" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/minime.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-84854213413532090992011-09-17T22:42:00.001+03:002011-09-21T01:37:40.155+03:002011-09-21T01:37:40.155+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0Cacofonia din titlu e, evident, intenţionată. Deci cum? Simplu: ai nevoie de un laptop şi două bagaboante în curu’ gol. Asta dacă e vorba de un concert şi piesa e făcută. Nu mai e nici playback-ul ce-a fost odată. Vorba celor de la cocalari.com: bailamos în păpuşoi! 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M-a atins, de ce să mint? 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Ceva ce teoretic, cel puţin, ar trebui să fie sfânt, e “o joacă în bătaie de batjocură” a unui nene şmecher în faţa căreia nişte oameni în uniformă trebuie să se supună. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-nNMRudUckSCZszTtIYWk8lN9oQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-nNMRudUckSCZszTtIYWk8lN9oQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-nNMRudUckSCZszTtIYWk8lN9oQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-nNMRudUckSCZszTtIYWk8lN9oQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dcezar/~4/d81S8dF-UcA" height="1" width="1"/>http://dcezar.blogspot.com/2011/09/hai-sa-l-luam-pe-dumnezeu-peste-picior.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383678242530398078.post-91296767134339904572011-09-15T01:47:00.001+03:002011-09-15T01:47:34.176+03:002011-09-15T01:47:34.176+03:00Cezarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15536787043198429261noreply@blogger.com0 Undeva la tara, cineva bate in geam la ora trei noaptea si intreaba: - Hei, n-ai vazut o turma de boi? - De ce? 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