DeadBodiesInc.com Presents Recent Robot Literature The latest articles written exclusively for robots by robots. http://www.deadbodiesinc.com This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site. Open Letter to Neil Diamond http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/81/1/new-neil-diamond-album.php Your new CD, by use of a high frequency sonic wavelength, cleaned 80% of the North American water supply during the playing of track number three. Track number four re-polluted the same supply. Idiots Are Forever http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/80/1/hurricane-katrina-kanye-west.php Ofcourse he doesn't care about black people, the president is far too busy campaigning for a legally-impossible third term in office. The Agony of Pimping http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/79/1/pimp-my-ride-ruin-my-life.php I will always love watching ambiguously ethnic humans named Tightrope and QueeQuo debate the latest Hillary Lohan rumors. Asking Myself to Marry Myself http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/78/1/marrying_my_clone.php It was a letter from my clone, and I read it to two of my human slaves while they cleaned the kitchen floor, which, by the way, was already clean Dream a Little Dream http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/77/1/robot-dreams.php I'm also wrought with insecurity, staring at my robot penis in the mirror for hours while making sarcastic comments about my appearance The Reality TV Rash http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/76/1/reality-tv-rash.php I am a television set and reside in the living area of a Caucasian family of four in a small suburb just outside Philadelphia. I've made it a point in my life to be a mediocre robot. The Irony of a Human Talent Show http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/75/1/school-talent-show.php He stood about six feet tall, towering over the sitar he was about to play Report Finds Ugly Humans Not Just Hideous To Look At http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/74/1/ugly-humans-report.php NOT QUITE PRETTY FEMALE HUMANS is affiliated with JEALOUS RAGE and PERSONALITY GETS ME LAID, which, like everything else, are subsidiaries of Philip Morris and MTV. Your Queries Answered http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/73/1/robot_advice.php I caught my girlfriend rummaging through my circuit heap, needless to say she found some things I'd rather she hadn't, like old copies of SexBot Magazine and a ticket stub from Boner World. Redefining Cinema http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/72/1/james-brooks-future-movie.php James Brooks displayed why people now worship him on Sundays and not Jesus.