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		<title>The Russian Espionage Farce</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hiring a group of Russian Nationals to infiltrate our government in order to promote an Angelina Jolie movie is a pretty ballsy move.]]></description>
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		<title>Profile: Nancy Pelosi</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 04:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRAITS: Evil, Conceited, Very Powerful 14th level magic user; Often gives gag gifts to the American people]]></description>
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		<title>Eric Holder’s bizarre decision.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
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New York City 



I am a prosecutor, and as a prosecutor my top priority was simply to select the venue where the government will have the greatest opportunity to present the strongest case in the best forum.

Venue
Is New York City really the best venue to present the strongest case against Khalid Shaikh Mohammed? I disagree [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Message from the Star Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Berlin wall falling? Standing up to the Evil Empire? That stuff is child's play. We recently conquered our own bigotry!  ]]></description>
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		<title>Berlin Wall fell 20 years ago.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of these leaders is not like the others. One of these leaders is missing.]]></description>
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		<title>Newsweek: Fort Hood tragedy terrible because it angers conservatives?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newsweek's Evan Thomas uses Fort Hood tragedy to attack conservatives.]]></description>
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		<title>WITCHCRAFT: Obamacare (2000 page version) a big hit with House Democrats</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Fendt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the vote count hit the 218 needed to secure passage, Democrats erupted in cheers. They turned to hug and kiss each other and then shouted out a countdown of the last 10 seconds before the vote closed. Republicans were silent.]]></description>
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