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The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

- Tom Waits

Which is a wonderful thought enough for this time of day, moreover & however take good care of the following video, in which Mr Tom Waits explores issues close to all of us, explaining the meaning of the word/acronym/god PEHDTSCKJMBA for those of you who are yet to become acquainted, in one of the finest press conferences you are likely to see in the next ten minutes:

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Enjoy

I MISS MY FUTURES.


NARCISSUS VERSUS PROLAPSUS

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I have been very lax in the blog posting department recently. I have been exceedingly busy, or perhaps Santa…

However this does not mean that the internet here & elsewhere is not still brilliant.

Cases in point:

The year is coming to an end, which makes it possible to discover the best scandals of 2008. Not included on that list was the heinous case of some guy reported only by some other guy.

In case you were not wondering & had therefore not clicked the link, the image at the top of this post is from If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There’d Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats which is reliably graphic as far as weblogs go. the picture is the following:

Mayor Destroys Last of Slot Machines.

New York — A modern St. George conquering a moral dragon, Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia of New York City has the personal satisfaction of destroying some of the 2000 slot machines which were loaded on a municipal barge, towed out to sea, and dumped. They are believed to have been the last machines in the city. The money remaining in the machines at the time of confiscation will be turned over to the police pension fund. Watching the Mayor are Police Commissioner Lewis J. Valentine and State Senator Joseph Esquirol, sponsor of a bill outlawing the evil. (1934)

A truly beautiful moment in the history of self-righteousness.

NOTICE: I have also recently discovered the secret of eternal life. If you want to discover the meaning of life then please donate five pounds to my paypal account:

NOTICE1.1: If you think that you can get the secret of eternal life for just five pounds then you clearly don’t deserve to know it. In order to receive the secret of eternal life please donate the amount you think it is worth to my paypal account:

NOTICE1.2; DISCLAIMER: This may or may not be a reworking of a Peter Cook sketch that I was unable to find a link to. I may or may not be in possession of the secret of eternal life.

Use either your own skill & judgement or the nearest thing you have.

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I have just started using the Listen music player, which is a very nice lightweight little python program that comes shipped with xubuntu. As of the time of writing the version included in the xubuntu-desktop package has not been updated so that it integrates with last.fm properly.

The following fixes the problem, and will happily allow you to broadcast your terrible taste to the rest of the world without sitting you down & asking why you really want to do so.


wget http://www.listen-project.org/raw-attachment/ticket/826/audioscrobbler_manager.py

rm audioscrobbler_manager.py


You can see this in action on my last.fm profile should you have the inclination.

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Notice: The next post will almost certainly be of a less niche nature. Look forward to it. Or something.

If you are already acquainted, then excuse my presumption, but allow me to refresh your memory of these wonderful phrases:

There are people who are not exactly devoid of conscience, but who have never by themselves come upon the idea that they might have done something wrong.

The two old ladies stop in front of the bronze group and exchange their thoughts about the work of art; I cannot hear what they are saying, but I see from the shaking of heads and from the violent waving of the dark green parasols in the air that they are regarding the matter from the point of view of morality rather than aesthetics, and that their verdict is unfavourable.

There is wisdom and wisdom. The wise men of old will always remain the wisest of all. But there will come a time when any fool can do a number of things which the wise men of old considered impossible. Tricks and trifles of no special importance. But what is it that you want of me?

Wonderful short-stories, (of the variety that actually are short stories, rather than disguised novellas) with a point to make, and ideas to plant… Never over-written & remarkably prescient, this collection contains what may be my favourite ever piece of short prose.

Meanwhile, I will most certainly be exploring what is apparently the man’s masterpiece - the novel Dr Glas in the very near future… expect more to come.

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I personally have no affiliation with REM. Or this film. That is entirely the work of Amnesty, who are otherwise exceedingly wonderful people.

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Edit: There is a video embedded in this post. It does not appear in the feed. This may or may not be rectified at some stage.

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I will now stop typing.

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