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   <title>January 2012 - Vincent Gallo's Bug Penis</title>
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   <title>December 2011 - Benedict Cumberbatch's Human Mask</title>
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   <description>Our panelists review 2011 by presenting our own top 10 lists: top 10 celebrity deaths, top 10 homophobes, top 10 animals, top 10 trends, and top 10 top 10 lists.</description>
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   <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 23:21:43 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>November 2011 - Two Face's OCD</title>
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   <description>Our panelists discuss the horrible news of child football in Pennsylvania, the mystical and sexual wonder of the modern wampyr, the murderous madness of Black Friday, the complex world of romance novels, and assassination training.</description>
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   <pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 22:28:44 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>October 2011 - Brad Pitt's Dick Abs</title>
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   <description>Our panelists discuss haunted asses, lemon whores, two-faced cats, baby ghosts, bad video game players, and thought poems.</description>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:48:09 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>September 2011 - Ernest Borgnine's Secret Handshake</title>
   <link>http://traffic.libsyn.com/amateurscientistpodcast/DP0911.mp3</link>
   <description>Our panelists discuss the Republican presidential race, the potential value of Netflix pornography, which ghost moms are worth a second look, exciting updates from the world of post-pubescent hypnotism, beautiful Irish sex lives, and a horror film called Nell.</description>
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   <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:17:16 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>August 2011 - Gianna Michaels' Hairline</title>
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   <description>Our panelists discuss the devastatingly mundane D.C. earthquake, the odds Steve Jobs will be replaced by a cross-dressing dictator, the eerie necklessness of Gov. Rick Perry, airborne urine, Conan the barbarian, 9/11, the epic battle of Magneto versus Flubber, the nature of dubstep, and how to buy a hamster.</description>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 21:18:09 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>July 2011 - Warren Buffett's Cheeseburger in Paradise</title>
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   <description>Our panelists discuss the news of the News of the World. Plus, the meaning of the debt ceiling, whether or not Swiss rodents come better in pairs, the murderous nature of Captain America, tiger-suited congressmen on the prowl, the relative merits of rocket boots, and pubic grooming.</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:31:45 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>July 2011 Special - Paul Provenza's Rape Fantasies</title>
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   <description>Regular panelists Brian Thompson, Christian Walters, and Doctor Atlantis are joined by Paul Provenza, Jamie Kilstein, Dan Dion, Gary Stockdale, and Emory Emory in this special live episode of The Death Panel from high above beautiful Las Vegas, California.  Things get a little rapey.</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:31:17 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>June 2011 - Donny Osmond's Magic Flowbee</title>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:30:44 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>May 2011 - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Pecs and Gut</title>
   <link>http://traffic.libsyn.com/amateurscientistpodcast/DP0511.mp3</link>
   <description>Our panelists discuss the completely non-criminal world of international finance.  Plus, we explore the plight of Nazi filmmakers, wonder why beautiful rappers would visit the White House, theorize about the kind of pornography found in Osama bin Laden's bunker, explore the implications of Arnold Schwarzenegger's wandering seed, and definitively answer your questions about the afterlife.</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:30:14 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>April 2011 - Margot Kidder's Dental Work</title>
   <link>http://traffic.libsyn.com/amateurscientistpodcast/DP0411.mp3</link>
   <description>Our panelists discuss the horrors of the impending U.S. presidential race.  Plus, we dive deep into the mysteries of the British language, lament the inattentiveness of our wedding-crazed media, explore the joys of throwing balls for fun, ask when is the right time to tell our children about man-on-man action, look for Lois Lane in the bushes, and ponder what kinds of liquids could fit in a Glade air freshener.</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:29:45 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>March 2011 - Bill Pullman's Fugue State</title>
   <link>http://traffic.libsyn.com/amateurscientistpodcast/DP0311.mp3</link>
   <description>Our panelists discuss mean, horrible, nasty, no good creatures like the Gingrich.  Plus, we reveal our spring wedding guide, complain about your children being all over your Facebook page, ponder the riddles of David Lynch's Duran Duran concert, give advice on how to avoid bears, and talk to a real Canadian about living in an upside-down metric world. (Show notes at DeathPanelPodcast.com)</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:29:17 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>February 2011 - Yaphet Kotto's Death Star Run</title>
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   <description>Our panelists discuss flaming hot Columbian districts, the uncertain future of a land ruled by mummies, humanity's place in a world ruled by machines, our predictions for the 83rd annual Academy Awards, corning huskies, sticky hands, and the resurrection of the woolly mammoth.  (Show notes at DeathPanelPodcast.com)</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:23:50 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>January 2011 - Angela Merkel's Vajazzle</title>
   <link>http://traffic.libsyn.com/amateurscientistpodcast/DP0111.mp3</link>
   <description>Our panelists discuss their predictions for 2011 and score their predictions for 2010.  Will Barbara Walters fall victim to the Hollywood Star Whackers?  Will Vladimir Putin get a Brazilian?  Will a famous racist finally attack China?  Will sex education die with the birds and bees?  Will lobsters finally win the right to vote?  Judging by our past precognitive successes, probably not.</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:23:14 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>December 2010 - Percy Jackson's Ghost Dad</title>
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   <description>Our panelists discuss leaking information, the ultimate fate of your dead pets, the super future of pornography, "liking" and "poking" your "Facebooks", the relative merits of plate tectonics versus the Aurora Borealis, swinger etiquette, and backward clothes.</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:22:27 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>November 2010 - Sandy Duncan's Treasure Map</title>
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   <description>Our panelists discuss the state of children's toys and sex organs in San Francisco, the rising threat of zombies and Pogz, the world economic and youth culture implications of Harry Potter's end, the relative merits of Ernest Hemingway's beard versus a T-Rex's useless baby arms, Malaysian ethnic slurs, and the treasure map on Sandy Duncan's glass eye.</description>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:21:40 GMT</pubDate>
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