It is easy to see, that you are not used to this business of adventures. Those are giants, and if you are afraid, away with you out of here and betake yourself to prayer, while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat.

Immediately it brought forth a lovely allegory to the adventure against debt. One who fights tooth and nail to climb their way out of the hole attacks with the same conviction as an old man charging at windmills upon the steed Rocinante, whereas one who cries bankruptcy runs along much too late only to learn of their utter defeat, as Sancho Panza did, left picking up the pieces.

Do I mean to say that those of us working our way to a debt free life are delusional, certainly not. We are filled with courage, knowing that as long as we set our mind to it, have a plan, and follow through, we can do what many others believe is the impossible, all the while knowing full well that we aren’t just tilting at windmills.

I’ve clocked 666 miles on the GPS so far between riding and hiking, so I should end up with just under a grand when it’s all said and done.

I just can’t wait to get home and lay down in bed. For many hours. Because I’m really gonna be hurting then.

P.S. The whole thing is a sham. I’ve really been sitting here in front of my computer playing Warcraft all week.

I wish.

WOO WOO!

Since I wanted to take a vacation before my company’s buying show (since vacations in the month or two afterwards are basically prohibited), and since I haven’t taken a damn vacation since I started working there again, and since I have 8 days of vacation saved up, and since I already took Sunday off to recover from the long weekend of riding (6 hours each way) as I’ve done before, I figured now would be the best time to take that vacation. Sunday off would’ve killed any overtime I would possibly have worked next week anyway.

But here’s the problem: What the hell should I do during my vacation!? This is the very question that’s been keeping me from taking one for so long in the first place, because I really don’t want to burn all those vacation days only to sit on my ass at home for a week. Obviously, it needs to be a frugal vacation, but preferably without taking it to the point of a staycation.

The only thing I can think of so far is just riding the scooter out to places unknown, doing some long distance day rides. I thought about getting a tent so I wouldn’t have to ride all the way back home every day, but tents cost money, and I don’t know where I’d pitch said tent anyway other than on the side of the road (like so many motorcycle adventurers do), or possibly hanging close to the Appalachian Trail network and using those campsites. This could in addition be combined with geocaching in new areas as well, so I could get a lot of hiking in too.

Hopefully I can find a tent to borrow from someone. If not, I may have to splurge on a cheap one at Wal*Mart. Think in this heat we’ve been having I can skip the sleeping bag. All in all, though, I think this is my best bet at actually enjoying my vacation, rather than sitting here playing WoW for a week. Friday is going to be a busy, busy day, as I haven’t even done any preparations for Sugar Loaf, nonetheless any lofty weeklong activities.

So, anyone within riding distance of South Central PA that can loan me a tent? ;-D

Not satisfied with just the information the paper provides, I finally got myself a PACER account to see the filings for myself to see how bad it really is, and boy was I in for a trip. I decided to make a budget for the Backenstoes. FMF’s The Wealth of Farmers also contributed inspiration for this little project, in showing that high-income doctors have a bad habit of simply blowing it on keeping up with the Joneses – or perhaps in this case, keeping up with Doctor Jones.

For the sake of making things a world easier for me, I created a YNAB file from the information in the bankruptcy filing. And then I abandoned that idea, because it wasn’t working as well as I would have liked.

The bankruptcy filing lists assets of $936,000 and liabilities of $2.28 million. I couldn’t imagine being two million dollars in debt. It is simply mind-boggling. Dr. Blackenstoes lists a monthly take home pay of $10,455 from his practice. That’s $125,000 a year. Not gross income, but take home pay. I want his job for a year! If they were somehow magically able to negotiate all of their debts to 0% interest (balance transfer, anyone?) it would still take over 18 years to pay off all their debt. I would imagine with the current interest rates (undisclosed) it would probably be two or three times that long. In other words – long after they’re retired, or even dead for that matter.

Once upon a time, the doctor and his family lived in a nice little home on Long Lane, that they sold netting under $50,000. Long Lane isn’t a bad place to live. Nice and quiet, farmland in front of you as far as the eye can see. Now, they live in a cookie-cutter development where they bought their current home for almost $700,000. Four ATVs (who the hell needs four ATVs? A farmer, maybe), a Lincoln MKS, a Jaguar, a Harley, and a mini electric car. Must have been nice.

Throw on top of that mortgages for almost a half million on an investment property downtown, and a little over a million owed to a local contractor for improvements to that property, and your trouble has already ballooned out of control. $300,000 mortgage on the doctor’s office. $140,000 in federal student loans. Wait, WHAT!? Before you dug this gigantic hole you couldn’t be bothered to pay off your student loans first? Focusing on that first before the new house, investments, improvements and whatnot, this could have been paid off in two or three years with a super debt snowball of doom.

But that’s not all. The guy brings home $10,000 a MONTH from his practice, and they want to pay only $584/mo on all these debts for 60 months. It’s one thing to say “wow, this guy’s made some pretty big mistakes in his financial life, he may even be a complete dipshit, but hey, everyone deserves a second chance, right?” But when you compare those numbers, you can’t help to think he’s trying to game the system. Even when you take living expenses in to account to pay for utilities and whatnot in Backenstoes Manor, if they’d start living the frugal life and actually try to turn things around, stop living the rich life (when they clearly aren’t quite), and take a little responsibility, I’d say $7,000/mo sounds about right. That works out to paying creditors 18% of what they’re owed (assuming they’re all unsecured debts, which they aren’t, and there’s a lot of overlap – for example, the $1 million plus debt to the contractor is secured by the home, as well as the mortgages on it), rather than 1.5%.

What started as a matter of curiosity has now pissed me off… I and many other personal finance bloggers (and millions more who aren’t bloggers) are fighting tooth and nail to get out of debt by taking responsibility, living frugally, and doing what needs to be done, while this jackass is living the high life, making tons of money, and he only wants to pay HALF of what I pay every month, while earning 10 times more?

For the uber curious, I’ve uploaded the filings here.

Anyway, since I had yet to make a decision on what debt to throw all this extra cash at, paying him back seems the definite way to go. It would be pretty akward to meet him in person and hang out for a day with us both knowing that I still owe him such a large amount of money. That just goes back to the usual advice of never lending money to (or borrowing from) friends and family. I just sent him a message a while ago telling him it’s good to go, and asking if he wants a check in the mail or in person, or a sack of 1,150 one dollar bills in person (which would totally be a viable option for such an event, trust me). No turning back.

Good thing I didn’t wake up early enough today to get to the credit union, because that was totally my plan all along… And now my temptation is to destroy the month-ahead buffer on all my other bills to take care of that. It’s like a monster. Can’t control it. Brrrrraaaaiiiiiinssssssss……………