Dethklok re-release 5-figure set

Limited to 500 sets, selling for $65 and available only at San Diego Comic Con Booth #3849. This all-new line features fully painted vinyl action figures of Dethklok, the undisputed greatest animated metal band in the galaxy featured on Adult Swim’s hit series, Metalocalypse. The 5.5" collectible action figure line will consist of band members Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, Pickles and William Murderface

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I’m gettin enough people askin’ what we’re lookin fer on th’ DethKalendar, so here ya go in detail:

1. we’re gonna do an 18 month or 24 month calendar jest fer th’ hell of it. Why nat, ya know? An’ so we want YOU t’do th’ artwerk for it.

2. Pick a month or two that ya wanna draw fer. Make yer submissions themed or whatever, but they gatta have semthin’ t’do with us boys, Dethklok on stage, Mordhaus, Mordland, etc.

Fer example: maybe ya do a pic of all of us gettin way too many valentines cards in th’ mail fer February. Maybe ya draw Nathan destroyin semthin’ fer July. Ya know how he is with those explosions.
pun? heh. I dunno.

What about October? Im havin’ a feelin we’re gonna get more craip in fer that month than any of th’ others an’ thats where we’re gonna have prablems faindin’ a winner, so we jus’ may put smaller versions on th’ outskirts of the month box, or put sem honorable mentions in th’ back of th’ calendar. Aint decided yet. Gatta see what we get in t’werk with after all. We may only get in two submissions an’ heh, yer gonna have a freakin 2 month calander; prally October 09 an’ December 09 an’ maybe Oct 10

Heh, those are th’ best months anyway. Even though WE hate Christmas, but anyway….

however….. every month where Dethklok is concerned is werse than any terrors October could pull out her arse, so… but NO, keep it themed to th’ month, or th’ season, an’ so on. Dont know what th’ heck t’draw fer those lame months March, May, June, August, September an’ so on? Well, ideas: it’s flippen HOT out durin’ any of those months dependin’ on where yer at in th’ werld. Semthin’ is goin’ on here or there in th’ werld durin’ those times.  Hey!!!! Use yer imaginations!!!!!

3. Up t’ two submissions per person here. I know sem of ya would kill t’design th’ entire calendar but that aint very fair, is it? So one or two. No more, no less.
Gatta be HAND drawings. If ya know how t’use Photoshop, Illustrator an’ th’ like, great. But it’s gatta be creations frem yer own pen/brush, or vectors an’ so on. Nethin’ taken frem any Metalocalypse site or screen shats an’ so on. MAYBE we’ll let backgrounds slide, but that’s it. NO pre-created pics of me or any of th’ other guys. Those belong t’Jon Schnepp an’ so on. We wanna see what YER love fer us kin create, see?

If ya gat stick figure capabilities, so what? I’ve seen sem stuff on Deviant Art done with stick figures that are pretty freakin (hate t’use th’ werd but screw it) adorable, so have at it. An’ if ya DO send semthin’ in an’ it’s already ON deviant art, ya better prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that it’s YER account, cuz if ya go rippin off semone elses hard werk, well, we dont take too light to that kainda stuff.

We’ll seriously look at beginning artists to ‘Pickles, I aint never drawn nethin’ in my LIIIIIFE! Even my circles look like oblongs with spikes stickin outta it’, to th’ most supurb artists out there.

….. spikes are pretty metal, so there ya go.

Send em in, folks. Don’ pay attention to yer little inner voice goin’ "I have no talent".

can ya make an X an’ put a O above it an’ draw eyes and semthing similar to me an’ nathans an’ skwisgaar an’ toki’s hair? Kin ya add sem humor or brutality or semthin? If so, don’t hold back!!!!!

we aint lookin’ fer JUST those with MBA’s in graphic arts, after all.
So go on, have a think ’bout what month you’d like t’portray us in an’ get er done, Gears.

Any questions, comments or suggestions, email us!
Also, send all entries to Toki or Pickles

myspace.com/toki_metalocalypse
myspace.com/picklesdethklok

or send it to one of our emails at

toki@mordhaus-online.com
or
pickles@mordhaus-online.com

i saw a bump on adult swim one night
it said the Dethalbum II would be released on September 30th (i think)
and that season 3 would be out in November

Mick

You let us know what you have seen…..

Brendon Small did some fighting & won. Season 3 will be… wait for it….30 minute episodes!!! I know I’m exited! Hope you find this helpful!

Stay metal, Harley Wartooth ;)”

Thats the rumor as of today..!

VOTE TODAY – WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK!

Put those art skills to work and win crap..

Submit your Twitter logo here and we will post them… most BRUTAL wins…

info@dethklok.org

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** Keep your submissions coming – ALSO SEND IN OR POST YOUR FAVORITE IN THE COMMENTS – A COPY OF THE 2nd SEASON ON DVD IS UP FOR GRABS!!!

WE WILL BE WRAPPING UP THIS CONTEST IN THE NEXT WEEK OR SO – SO PICK A WINNER!!!! SUBMIT YOUR COMMENTS

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Updated 6/6/09 12pm pst

Submissions so far:

Submission #2
Submission #3
Submission #4
Submission #5
Submission #6
Submission 7
Submission 8

Here are some snipits of the interview for the full interview and many more facts about the band go to: Goats of Pandemonium: The Metal Blog

GOATS OF PANDEMONIUM Interviews WILLIAM MURDERFACE of DETHKLOK

GOATS: So, I heard that some terrorists attacked Mordhaus?! What the fuck is up with that?! Why would anyone want to fuck with the world’s biggest metal band? Did you guys suffer any major losses… I heard that your manager, Charles Ofdensen, was in pretty bad shape? Is life getting back to “normal” for DETHKLOK?

MURDERFACE: Yea, Fucking jealous regular dildos or something. As long as I’m fine I would say that there is no major losses…Basically I am the only insurmountable one…Indesomethingable….I’m most important!

GOATS: Word on the street is that DETHKLOK is in the process of composing yet another masterwork! How is the recording coming? Are you at liberty to discuss any specifics?  If not, would you tell me if I ”pinkie-swore” that I could keep a secret?

MURDERFACE: Pinkie swore?!??! What?!? Is that queero stuff? I’m sorry but I can’t divulge anything…Especially since they keep me out of the loop.

SEE THE ENTIRE ARTICLE AND INTERVIEW HERE

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Created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha, Metalocalypse follows the band as they unleash swarms of murderous kittens, destroy hippies with the power of thrash and play death inducing gigs. Dethklok themselves are narcissistic and self-indulgent with sales from merchandise and albums of such epic proportions it puts the band as the world’s 12th largest economy. With guest voices from Metallica’s James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett and Mark Hamill (Star Wars), Metalocalypse is twisted, ear-shattering and laugh-out-loud funny… if you’re metal enough to watch it. The Dethklok song ‘Thunderhorse’ features in Guitar Hero and the band’s album ‘The Dethalbum’ debuted at no. 21 on the US Billboard top 200 making it the best-selling death metal album of all time.

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