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Mike Shanahan is the Guy Who Won’t Stop Calling

There’s a scene in the movie “Swingers” where the main character meets a girl at the bar, gets her number, then proceeds to go home and call her repeatedly – ruining any chance he had of ever getting a date with the chick. For some reason, this is what I think of every time I read [...]

Hu’s On First

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Wheelchair Double Back Flip

Your chance to catch a glimpse at the future of the X Games after enough spinal injuries happen. ITS EXTREME WHEELCHAIR! Actually, if its the X Games, they’d probably name it like X-WHEELIE STREET VERT or something impossibly stupid like that. Nevertheless, flipping that heavy ass chair around twice is pretty impressive. Also impressive, this [...]

Pittsburgh Steelers Themed Art Exhibition Is Horrocious

I was on vacation last week so this is a week old but I still have to talk about it. Carnegie Mellon University has an art exhibition going on that might just blind those people that aren’t a part of the Steelers Nation. Not because of all the black and gold that will be present, [...]

Rex Ryan Loves His Snacks

Hard Knocks on HBO this season has been amazing from the start and this clip from the show is no different. It might even be one of the best endings to a pep talk ever in the history of endings to pep talks. Why? Well because of snacks of course. Who the fuck doesn’t want [...]

Wayne Rooney Will Take His Prostitutes Like Big Daddy Kane

Who’s the next England player to be busted cheating on his wife with prostitutes? Wayne Rooney, come on down! He may not be scoring on the pitch but he sure knows how to put it in when it comes to the hoes. Rooney was busted for cheating on his wife Colleen with Jennifer Thompson, a [...]

You Can’t Take The Queens Out Of The US Open

Watch this clown get jumped by an old man after an apparent argument over the use of profanity. That showing only deserves half a fist pump. Stay classy, New York. Share and Enjoy:

Goodell Don’t Want the NFL to Get a Reputation of Being All Hoity-Toity Like

When celebrities find themselves with extra millions on their hands, the new trend is to invest their money in a vineyard. And who can blame them? Who wouldn’t want to spend their free time in sunny California, checking in on how that delicious alcohol is coming along? Because they have the money, they can even hire [...]

Reading Between the Headlines

Every week I use this forum to take cheap shots at athletes. This week, in honor of Labor Day, I’m going to let everyone else take a shot at me. Sit back and enjoy this very special, Reading Between the Headline. That’s right. Just one. Because that’s all it takes to explain one of the [...]

Green Man Don’t Get No Respect In Philadelphia Or Norwich

You’re lucky. I was gonna triple negative your asses there for a second but it’s too early in the morning for that. England’s version of Green Man has about as much luck as the American one. Charlie got his ass whupped by the Philly Phanatic during the World Series while Joe Green got his arse [...]