Dirking Off

Dirking Off #25 - House Money

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Thu, 19 May 2022 00:02:00 +0000

Click to Stream - Dirking Off #25

Mavs nonalysis, including:

Last episode cleanup

PHX Game 7 - deep statistical analysis

Kidd

The post-game hug-out

The Forum

Bold Predictions

Suns fans at the start of the 4th, in response to the PA Announcers question, "Are you ready to RALLY THE VALLEY!?"

*Clips and Music: Always Sunny and "Der Kommissar" by Falco

Dirking Off #24 - The Return of Dirking Off

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Sat, 14 May 2022 22:20:00 +0000

Click to Stream - Dirking Off #24

Mavs nonalysis, including:

Why are we here/where have we been

Utah Series

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy

Phoenix Series

Is Luka a whiner?

Is Devin Booker Dwyane Wade?

Announcers

The Forum

Bold Predictions

*Clips and Music: Always Sunny and "Der Kommissar" by Falco

Dirking Off #23 - '12-'13 Preseason*

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 01:42:00 +0000

Dirking off #23*

Mavs nonalysis including and stunted to:

Blowing kisses to Delonte
Rolling out the carpet for Eddy Curry
Season predictions

*Music: "Rock and Roll" by Legsweeper

Dirking Off #22 - NBA Reg. Season Week 1.5 - '11/'12

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:32:00 +0000

Podcast: See the very obvious orange widget to your right.

MP3: Dirking Off Episode 22*

Mavs nonalysis including and thoroughly limited to:

A breakdown of the Mavs' first five games
Splatrick's unprovoked attack on DoJo
My suave nature finally shining through
A pellet gun...NO, I SAID A PELLET..........

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #21 - NBA Preseason - '11/'12

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:04:00 +0000

Dirking Off #21 Podcast*

Mavs nonalysis including:

Analysis of the moves: Carter, Chandler, Odom, Drew Neitzel
New segment: Splatrick's 60 Seconds of Anxiety

Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #20 - NBA Preseason - '11/'12

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:43:00 +0000

Dirking Off: Episode 20*

Mavs nonalysis including:

Tyson Chandler and the Disease of More

and

The longest Mavs victory lap ever. To wit:

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #19 - NBA Preseason - '11/'12

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 02:06:00 +0000

Dirking Off #19*

Mavs nonalysis, including and quite limited to:

Lockout nostalgia
Free agency discussion
A return to form?
A testes reference

*Music: Burden Brothers

Dirking Off #18 - Playoffs Round 3A*

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 24 May 2011 12:59:00 +0000

Podcast: Dirking Off #18 - Playoffs Round 3A*

Mavs nonalysis including:

...classic Dirking Off...not much else

Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #17 - Playoffs Round 3*

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Mon, 16 May 2011 14:54:00 +0000

Podcast: Dirking Off #17 - Playoffs Round 3

Mavs nonalysis including:

An insightful recap of the first two rounds

Preview of Mavs - Whomever series

Our Utahan niece guesses what PER stands for and gives us her insight on the departure of Coach Sloan

Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #15 - NBA Regular Season Week 23

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:40:00 +0000

Podcast: Dirking Off #15 - NBA Regular Season Week 23*

Mavs nonalysis, included and very limited to:

The hope: Texas Rangers
"Waiting for Beaubois," a new play by Samuel Beckett:

The Kidd engine, finally breaking down?

*Intro - "Dirking Off" by Michael Gray; Outro - "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Podcast: Dirking Off #14 - NBA Regular Season Week 22

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:24:00 +0000

Podcast: Dirking Off #14 - NBA Regular Season Week 22*

Mavs nonalysis, included and very limited to:

An apology for 3 weeks away
Accolades for Bill Walton, to wit:

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Patridomus on Roddy B
Miami: the land of the sparkly and tribally

*Intro - "Dirking Off" by Michael Gray; Outro - "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Podcast: Dirking Off #13 - NBA Regular Season Week 19

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:05:00 +0000

Podcast: Dirking Off #13 - NBA Regular Season Week 19*

Mavs Nonalysis including and certainly limited to:

Recaps:

  Philidelphia 76ers
  Indiana Pacers
  Memphis Grizzlies
  Minnesota Timberwolves

A debate on how much Zach Randolph looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid. To wit:

Dirking Off #12 - NBA Regular Season Week 18

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:06:00 +0000

Dirking Off #12 - NBA Regular Season Week 18*

Recaps

Sacramento Kings

Utah Jazz

Washington Wizards

Toronto Raptors

The Resurrection of Roddy B

All Star game

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #11 - NBA Regular Season Week 15

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 05:35:00 +0000

Dirking Off #11 - NBA Regular Season Week 15*

Mavs nonalysis including, and quite limited to:

Game Recaps:

   Win at Sacramento: 102 to 100
   Loss at Denver: 120 to 121
   Win at Houston: 106 to 102
   Peja's Production

Jerry Sloan Retires
Bob Ortegal let go

Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #10 - NBA Regular Season Week 14

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:37:00 +0000

Dirking Off #10 - NBA Regular Season Week 14*

Mavs nonalysis including, and quite limited to:

Game recaps from three weeks abstentia.

Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #9 - NBA Regular Season Week 11

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 05:41:00 +0000

Dirking Off #9 - NBA Regular Season Week 11*

Mavs nonalysis including, and quite limited to:

Stumbling through our first monolog.
Is Spoelstra a fratboy: the answer.
Close-ish encounters of the Uberkind, to wit:

Deshawn an All Star (3 point shooter)?

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #8 - NBA Regular Season Week 10

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 21:33:00 +0000

Dirking Off #8 - NBA Regular Season Week 10*

Mavs nonalysis including, and quite limited to:

A bunch of moaning and griping about injuries and losses.

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #7 - NBA Regular Season Week 8

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:37:00 +0000

Dirking Off #7 - NBA Regular Season Week 8*

Mavs nonalysis including, and quite limited to:

A rushed summary of the Portland and Phoenix games
A nearly ceaseless berating of LeBron James
Patrick caught in the act of dirking off

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #6 - NBA Regular Season Week 7

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:34:00 +0000

Dirking Off #6 - NBA Regular Season Week 7

Mavs nonalysis without the benefit of notes.

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #5 - NBA Regular Season Week 6*

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 16:21:00 +0000

Dirking Off #5 - NBA Regular Season Week 6

Mavs nonalysis without the benefit of notes.

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

On winning a championship

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:54:00 +0000

Basketbawful just made, I think, the best statement of what a NBA championship team consists:

"It's hard to win a championship. Typically, you need a Top 5 Guy to be The Man, a Top 10 or 15 Guy to be The Sidekick, several efficient roleplayers who don't mind selflessly killing themselves on the boards or on defense or in whatever role they're asked to perform, and a bench that goes at least three or four solid players deep. Oh, and you need good coaching."

Dirking Off #4 - NBA Regular Season Week 5*

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 19:05:00 +0000

Dirking Off #4 - NBA Regular Season Week 5*

Mavs nonalysis.

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Uberman vs. Uberdick

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:11:00 +0000

Said David West:

"I just thought [Dirk Nowtizki] felt like was able to do what he wanted to do, and I'm just not going to allow that kind of leeway."

West's promise of tough defense limited Nowitzki to 29 points on 11 of 19 shooting, so way to hang tough, David.

Of course, West was referring to the only effective moment of defense he had guarding Dirk: stealing the ball as the lanky German attempted to dribble behind his back. I'm not sure Nowitkzi comprehends the full magnitude of this dumbassery.

"I decided to go with a behind-the-back move, which was obviously the wrong move to make. So, just a bad move at the wrong time."

No, I'm sorry, Dirk. It's the wrong move at any time. If I'm going to yell at any Mavericks player not named Nowitzki for taking a jump shot, I'm definitely going to yell at any Maverick not named Kidd attempting to dribble behind the back.

In insecurity news, here's West's take on his imaginary rivalry with Dirk.

"There's tension between us...It's just from playing over the years and being in the same division and just having history."

Uh huh. That reminds me of the time I brushed against some girl's boob in the sixth grade lunch line and told all my friends we were dating.

Sorry, David (Career 7,531 pts), you're in a class below Dirk (21,347 pts). You're good, but Dirk won't be circling any "yes, no, maybe" notes from you. He probably won't even read them.

Dirking Off #3 - NBA Regular Season Week 3

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 23:02:00 +0000

Dirking Off #3 - NBA Regular Season Week 3*

Mavs nonalysis including:

Deshawn Stevenson: Starter or Paperweight?

Jose Juan Barea: Point Guard or Lilliputian SG?

Centerlink: The Tandem of Chandler and Haywood.

LeBron James, Malkovich, Malkovich

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2

Dirking Off #2 - Week 1

richard@sullyscribe.com (Richard Sullivan) — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 19:38:00 +0000

Dirking Off #2 - Week 1

Mavs nonalysis*, including Richie's new look NBA. Check it oot, Toronto:

Western Conference--

Pacific Division

LA Lakers

San Diego Clippers (owned by U.S. Navy, coached by Admiral David Robinson)

Golden State Warriors

Sacramento Kings

Portland Trailblazers

Southwest Division

Las Vegas Prairie Dogs (fmrly Toronto Raptors)

Utah Bees

Denver Nuggets

Phoenix Suns

Albuquerque Fallout

Dust Bowl Division

Kansas City Knights (fmrly Orlando Magic)

Oklahoma City Thunder

Dallas Mavericks

San Antonio Spurs

Houston Rockets

Eastern Conference--

Rust Belt Division

Chicago Bulls

Detroit Pistons

Milwaukee Bucks

Indiana Pacers

Cleveland Cavaliers

Atlantic Division

Boston Celtics

New York Knicks

Brooklyn Nets

Washington Tasers

Philadelphia 76ers

Southern Division

Memphis Grizzlies

New Orleans Jazz

Atlanta Hawks

Charlotte Bobcats

Miami Heat

*Music: "When Hammer Hits Stone" by RTB2