Divided By Zero

NIck Usually Does This / Mike Schmidt

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 20 May 2013 04:24:44 +0000

The captivating, and ever entertaining, Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy joins us this week! He breaks down Tyler's method, forces the guys to introduce themselves, and makes references that he thinks we're too young to understand! We then talk about what success is, hear about his as-of-yet unreleased comedy CD, and figure out why the show is lost without the other hosts. This, and more, on Divided By Zero!

B-6, Paula Deen's Favorite Recipe

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 13 May 2013 04:00:00 +0000

Friend of the show Joe Gardocki sits in again, in this B-Format episode, where he relates a tale of enjoying the finest meal a Deen can eat! The guys do their best Def Jam Comedy sets, Alabama Megatron lays his beloved pet Skanky to rest, and takes his turn at Ten Questions. This - and more - on Divided By Zero!

Mildly Retarded / Tyrae Spears

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sun, 05 May 2013 05:36:37 +0000

Tyrae returns to the studio this week, dropping the brand new track "If I Was Your Boyfriend" ft. Masters., and defending the local freaks. Tyler meets a murder, Pierre tries to increase his credit limit, and the topic of the show; how big is too big?

Parents Just Don't Understand / Joe Gardocki

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:00:00 +0000

This week's guest, Joe Gardocki, drills a hole in his hand this week, and has an alarming experience at a grocery store. Foreigners all have bad teeth, and Tyler eats nothing but candy. All of the time. But the real focus of the show is just how bad your parents can be at raising children. Our panel tells their stories.

H.A.M. Sandwich / Melissa Gardocki

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:53:00 +0000

In a world where adults are expected to be mature, the Divided By Zero crew and Melissa embark on a journey against the grain. What's expected of children? Especially when their keepers aren't willing, or able to be the classic icon of adulthood and maturity. Also included, some bonus intelligence, find out how Freddie Mercury actually died.

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B-5, Forgotten Drunks

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:19:09 +0000

Having had a few too many this weekend, Masters completely forgets to publish this week's episode - which is about drinking in excess. Tyler completes his sleep study, and is once again permitted to join the rest of the guys in drinking. To see how much his recent sobriety has ruined his alcohol tolerance, everyone drinks at their normal rate, and judges the effects. During this experiment, they determine the depths of their belly buttons, and figure out how to re-create the Bane voice, from Batman: The Dark Knight. Then, in what could be the most offensive/hilarious story in DB0 history - Alabama goes to Wal*Mart.

$10,000 for Meg Ryan / Daddy Hinkle

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 04:40:21 +0000

Down one Nick Gauss, the guys soldier on - with Lady Envy filling in for the missing host. Our guest this week, Daddy Hinkle, brings up what it means to be taboo. Tyler is ultra drunk before the tape even begins rolling, and Pierre pushes as hard as he can to keep the show rolling forward.

Is That Dick a Bathroom / Laura Hoffmeyer

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 04:00:00 +0000

In response to a letter from viewer Sergei, Laura Hoffmeyer makes an appearance this week, because he says we need more female guests. Tyler quizzes her on text message shorthand used by the teens, and gives us a peek at an X10 Magazine feature. The guys recall the weekend that had at a wedding featuring two previous guests, and then everyone does mushrooms, and gets holes cut into their throats.

Tomato Penis / Chris Stevers

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 04:00:00 +0000

Nick tries a new way to wear his pants, and Pierre has a conversation with a sex bot this week, as the guys welcome Chris Stevers into the studio. NASCAR is discussed, along with 'Angels in the Outfield,' and 'Rookie of the Year.' Then the question of the week is posed. "What is America, without Twinkies?"

B-4, Pierre Zoz

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 02:55:44 +0000

This week, Pierre Zoz brings his newest stupid church sign sighting to the table. Discover how Pierre invented baguettes. AGAIN! And Pierre introduces a new Divided By Zero B-Format segment; Ten Questions, where Pierre Zoz asks ten questions which are all answered by the show's other hosts. All of that, and more - on Divided By Zero!

Tipping for Panties / Natalie Erickson

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:22:27 +0000

In part three of The Girlfriends, professional server/bartender Natalie Erickson joins us this week to discuss the merits of the service industry, and the expectations it holds when it comes to tipping. She shares some insider knowledge on what kind of service you can expect to receive if you can pay the bill, and joins the conversation when the rest of the guys talk about Pink, Tyler's lack of pants, Chris' broken glasses, and just how many people are missing their anuses.

Float Like a Bee, Sting Like a Bee - Whatever / Sean Fair

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:54:57 +0000

In this ultra-musical episode, Sean Fair takes to the airwaves like a seasoned vet, solving all of life's mysteries, discussing his favorite apples, explaining how to wreck a scooter, and marveling in the art that is Tyler's ceiling. Nick practices proper interview techniques in an effort to have a successful podcast, and Tyler receives his copy of The Three Year Lie. All of this, and more - on Divided By Zero!

A Progressive Period / Ray Stratos

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 06:24:14 +0000

Divided By Zero gets interviewed, talks about the intricacies of tea, and ponders about Flo from the Progressive commercials. This week's guest Ray Stratos runs down the issues with gun control, and they all discuss the youngest mom ever.

B-3, Personals

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 03:45:44 +0000

In this episode, we learn how to reduce your carbon footprint by refusing to understand physics. How do you hold your hands while you stand? The guys show you their stances. ADO Radio's rating method is stolen, a school teacher enjoys a cup of nutty tea, and the cast publishes their personal ads. All that, and more - on this week's Divided By Zero!

Lord of the Horsey Puss / Cassie Dye

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 03:55:23 +0000

Continuing "The Ladies of Divided By Zero," Cassie Dye visits to enjoy some Turkish Delights! Tyler recieves web messages, the guys learn how to properly measure by piles, and everyone discusses The Lord of the Rings, and wonders how the story might be different if the main characters had girlfriends.

Pyjama Pants / April Washko

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 05:00:00 +0000

This week, the cast shares their shower preferences, Tyler finds a list of things you can't bring to court, we learn that Drew Barrymore is a D-List celebrity, and our guest April Washko evades the subject of cats. But most importantly, the question of the year is raised; How much would you pay to have sex with Jeff Goldblum?

Fred Burns / Mike Culp

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 04:25:00 +0000

Guitarist Mike Culp drops in to talk about an old band named Stepa, and offer advice about packing venues. Tyler educates the public on how to flirt with nurses. Also, Nicky Minaj ruins the music industry forever.

B-2, Movie Game

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 05:00:00 +0000

In our second B Format episode of this season, the guys play a new game, invented by Nick. Guilty pleasures are also discussed, as well as some risque dialogues.

Drunk Kids / Betsy Rocket

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 05:00:00 +0000

This week, we learn about the reactions people have to different types of alcohol, while our guest Betsy Rocket tells a sordid tale of stabbing an attacker with a boxcutter inside of a moving vehicle. Pierre returns from his trip to France, eels come out of butts, and the best breakfast is created. That, and more!

Duck Penis / Jesse Gardocki

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:52:54 +0000

Fucking animals? Jesse Gardocki blows the topic right open on this one. Nick's grandma physically abuses her family, Jesse is sterile, and then the whole group discusses doomsday prepping.

Ghost Dad / Chad Dye

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:49:50 +0000

Chad Dye joins us in the studio this week, as we break down the finer points of the other side. Chris tells the story of Dream Girl, Nick abandons his daughter on her birthday, and Tyler relives his first sexual experience - which occured in his infancy. All of this, and more - this week, on Divided By Zero.

B-1, A Very Divided Christmas

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 05:00:00 +0000

Divided By Zero presents A Christmas Special this week, as we learn how your eyebrows should look, read from the hidden Bible chaper; "The Book of Gauss," exchange some gifts, read some scenes from Holiday Classics, and write Christmas Letters to Celebrities!

The Chances We Take / John Kay

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 05:00:00 +0000

This week, Metro-Detroit's music superstar gives us a visit! The multi-talented Mr. John Kay speaks about leaving a legacy. What is legendary status? How do you know if you're reaching it? Is Nick famous? Also in this episode; Masters roots for Riley Reid to win an AVN Award, and Pierre makes the traditional French pilgrimage to his homeland, celebrating his uncle's 86th birthday! All this, and more, on Divided By Zero!

Rehab Is Boring / Luke

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 05:00:00 +0000

When Luke, (Handle Man, from Season two) is cleared from rehab - he drops into the Divided By Zero studios to discuss life after the institution. Pierre beings Budweiser's "Chelada" in for a try, Nick draws a sexy rendition of Muhammad, and the band Harp Dick is created.

1 of 80000 Ain't Bad / Season Four Premiere

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 05:00:00 +0000

Divided By Zero starts of the new season with a new theme song, a new logo, a new network, and a new fan. That's right - our first fan! It took eighty thousand downloads, but we did it! Also, Tyler has questions for our gay listeners. This, and more - on Divided By Zero!

Deleted Scenes

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 02:53:56 +0000

Just like the bonus features on your favorite Blu-Ray, here are some of the best clips from the cutting room floor. Some were axed for content, some were dropped for relevance, and some were removed for being near unlistenable. But lucky you - you get to hear them! While the rest of the guys are sipping Rob Roys by The Pool, Nick leads you through a journey of the not-so-distant past - this week, on Divided By Zero.

Power Hour 3

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 12:17:40 +0000

As is now tradition, the wrapping of Season Three is followed by a Power Hour! Drunken ramblings with no real coherent theme. This particular episode is augmented by the standart DB0 opening, so you can at least tune in for that! Make it through the whole episode, and become a champion!

Season Finale / Nicholas Sonberger Roast

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 05:13:00 +0000

Divided By Zero steps up their season three finale, with a roast of recurring topical character; Nicholas Sonberger. Blasting through every segment from the season, this episode is packed with everything that you love about the show. Featuring standup comedy performances from Tyler, Pierre, and Nick, as well as second grade poetry, and much, MUCH, more. Stay tuned next week, for the traditional post-season Divided By Zero Power Hour.

Take it From the Top / Vincent

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 05:00:00 +0000

When a previous guest, Doc, sits in, our guest Vincent can hardly get a word in. Every topic is spun wildly out of control, and more than an hour of footage is left on the cutting room floor. What remains is almost two hours of hilarity, including conversation about our favorite comedians, a delicious new candy; Ginger Spooks, trying to get Doc to leave the studio, starting the entire show over again, EZ-JESUS, and why black people like well done meat. All that, and more - on this week's Divided By Zero.

Tom Hanks Does a Podcast / Alexis Ash

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 03:35:04 +0000

Alexis Ash joins the guys this week, as they express their disappointment over Mr. Hanks being a guest on a show that wasn't theirs, discover which Husk Alexis is actually dating, and unlock the mystery of nostalgia.

Return of the King / Scott Edbauer

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 04:01:00 +0000

Season One Scott returns, and the host, formerly known as Alabama Megatron, changes his name to Piston Cotton - on this week's Divided By Zero! The guys discuss Marisa Tomei, old booze, and women's sanitary devices. All this, and more!

B-7, Dear Miley Cyrus

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 04:01:00 +0000

In this B-Format episode, we introduce a new segment; Letters to Celebrities. Before that, we hear about Nick's tweets from corporations, discuss the accuracy of the Mayan's calendar, and learn how to be ultra-cool. What's the deal?

Inside the Assholes' Studio / Ashley Gray

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 01:22:43 +0000

What happens when an actor, with an unhealthy obsession with Ellen Degeneres, pays us a visit? Divided by Zero gets to pretend like they're actors too! Ashley Gray and the guys act out scenes from a variety of films, like American Psycho, and Independence Day, as well as practicing emotions, and speech accents.

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Money Makes You Weak / Mike DeVos

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 04:00:00 +0000

This episode features Mike DeVos, and a hold over guest in Spencer Maybe. The discussion contained herein is one of how having money can reduce your will to live. To live like you are above the grind, therefore giving you terrible odds in the process of natural selection.

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The Rat King / Spencer Maybe

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 04:01:00 +0000

Detroit area rocker Spencer Maybe drops in to discuss the benefits, or lack thereof, of travel by aeroplane. While in the studio, we discuss why one should kill road construction workers, ponder if God uses iPhone or Android, get a surprise visit from President Obama, and sing pretty songs.

Podcasting Against Humanity / Ryan Bardusch

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 04:00:00 +0000

In lieu of a topic, Ryan brings the party game "Cards Against Humanity". It's like Apples To Apples, that is supposed to offend and damn you to hell.

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B-6, Going Down. Going ALL The Way Down

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:01:00 +0000

With the schedule allowing another Format B episode, the guys bring out the big guns, and possibly offend every listener they have. Nothing is sacred here. Topics include; Homeless people, racist names for Native Americans, "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong," shooting dogs in the face, and Uncle Tom's Cabin - then it only gets worse from there. There is much, much more.

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All About Me / Chris Husk & Tito Sylvestri

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:59:15 +0000

What do you feel you are worth to the world? ... DOESN'T MATTER! You're a loser! Oh wait, everyone likes you? Would you be my best friend? Well no I'm not co-dependant I just... I'm my own damn person damn it! I'm right and you're wrong! Don't you agree?

Husk and Tito discuss self esteem... Now go cry in a corner.

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Man of Church, Son of Ja / Jason Churchman

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 04:00:00 +0000

If religion never existed, the world would be a very different place. Or would it? Religion seemingly permeates nearly every aspect of life, but does that ensure its perpetuity?

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Go To Your Womb / Secil Dortch

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 04:00:00 +0000

When things happen to kids, they generally have some effect on how that person is as an adult, no matter how subtle. We are all scarred in our own special way, and that's what makes us unique... Or some new age balogna like that.

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B-5, Bible Means Book

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 18:25:41 +0000

This may possibly be the last format b episode of the season, so the Divided By Zero cast hits all their favorite format b segments. Stuff We Hate About People, What's Weird About The Bible This Week, Reports and Reviews, A.S.S. (Avoidable Superfluous Situations), and a good old fashioned bitch session.

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Mars Needs Mom Jeans / Kelley Husk

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 15:02:00 +0000

Our favorite salon stylist, Kelley Husk drops by the studio this week to discuss the finer points of space travel, planet categorization, and the Mars Curiosity rover! Also, on this episode; Nick is telepathic, Tyler is a Batman girl, Alabama can't position his microphone, and Pierre mimes a salad-tossing.

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Your Friendly Neighborhood / Nik Kaldobsky

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 04:00:00 +0000

When you have a movie quality Spider-Man costume, there is not much you can do to keep from using it at every possible occasion. Nik is no exception, contained herein is his story.

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The Processing / Chris Masters

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 04:00:00 +0000

What would happen if you couldn't get your pre-packaged, pre-constructed goods anymore? You would probably have to learn to do something for yourself. What that really means is, you would all die.

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B-4; Apple Pussy

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Alabama is at Comic-Con, so Chris Masters fills his duties in this format b episode. Now it's been awhile since a format b episode happened, so to make it special two new segments are introduced, Avoidable Superfluous Situations and What's Weird About The Bible This Week!

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Super Zeros / Jeff "Penis" Wisniewsky

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Even though we talked about super heros and comic books last season, we just couldn't stay away. "Penis", AKA Jeff, breaks down all the favorites with the Divided By Zero guys, and Alabama hates things that most people like.

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The Doctor Is In / Doc

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 04:00:00 +0000

When an unstoppable force infiltrates the studio, there is little that can be done in the way of putting together a polished episode. Be warned, chaos is contained in this mp3.

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One Year Of Zero / Scott Edbauer and Jason Decker

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 04:00:00 +0000

One year of podcasting at it's finest! Divided By Zero turns a year old and celebrates by telling stories and playing games.

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Kabrewing Special / Jason Decker and Antonio Pacifici

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Every year Divided By Zero goes on the most epic of camping/river rafting trips known to man. This is the best recollection of it they can muster. Kabrewing for life!

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Accidents In Class / June

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 04:00:00 +0000

The formative years of a childs life are important for obvious reasons. Our teachers light the path in a way that parents currently don't. Let yourself be learned by the wisdom of Divided By Zero.

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