Divided By Zero

Sleepy Time Banjo / Willie

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 28 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000

The science of sleep has been long studied, with more questions surfacing with increased research. Divided By Zero has none of those answers, but they do really want to take a nap.

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B-3, DB0 Eats Snacks

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sun, 20 May 2012 22:40:44 +0000

In a totally ground breaking move, Divided By Zero does the first known PODCAST COVER! Nick, Tyler, Pierre, and Alabama steal the format of Mike and Tom Eat Snacks for the bulk of this episode. Breaking ground by retreading ground!

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Joel-verine Is Fear / Chase Dye

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 14 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Chase, brother of Cassie, helps you find what you are afraid of, and how to combat such things. Everything from a simple fear of spiders, to foiling terrorists!

Chase was also in a short film, Animus, find it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8fgx3LHMM

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Radican City / Jason Decker

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 07 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000

The loosely discussed topic of the week is population control. While all that does happen, it is one of the more zany episodes ever released. Also a new game is introduced that drives everyone insane, and it's all Tyler's fault.

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KKK Adult Films / Kelly Karnesky

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Once again a topic is not introduced, well that's not entirely true, it just never happens. But all that doesn't mean that a wide variety of topics don't get covered. It's fun, guaranteed.

Sunflower Productions: http://sunflowerproductionsllc.com

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B-2, The Call 2; starring Birdy Soap

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 04:00:00 +0000

3 weeks out of practice, the guys come together again to record pure greatness. The entire cast reprises their roles, with a slight character renaming. Jay Champlin is now known as ALABAMA MEGATRON! So, you know he's bad ass.

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Clash Podcasting / Brandon Czarnowski

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Ring Master B (@BrandonCzar) comes in for a good time and derails the show with this appearance. We don't talk the topic we had planned, but we do fill an hour with all kinds of crazy crap. Enjoy!

Clash Wrestling: http://clashwrestling.com

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No More Traveling Tacos / Tori Franklin and Jeremy Welker

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Tyler's sister and her friend Jeremy drop by the studio to talk on the topic of high school. Aside from making the guys feel old, we learn that kids are just as horrible as they ever were.

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B-1, Down With Bacon

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 04:00:00 +0000

The first foray into the B style format for season 3! Story time is followed by 2 new games and the ever popular Things We Hate About People segment. Jason Decker sits in while we yell at Nicholas for showering.

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The Meaning of Life / Graham Chapman

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:20:00 +0000

We discuss and conclude on the meaning of life. With special guest Graham Chapman!

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Everyone Is Dumb / Chris Masters

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Every region of the world has it's own charm, and people hate them for that. What does living where you live say about you? I'll give you a hint, it's probably that you are dumb.

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A Song Called Wolffffff / Tyrae Spears

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 23:35:19 +0000

The music industry is a crazy place, and given the chance, it will kill you. Ok, maybe not, but many who brave the waters end up battered and bruised. The journey can break a man.

King of the City: http://www.facebook.com/pages/King-Of-The-City-Music/148982741860835

Michael Chimienti Album: http://www.facebook.com/lighteningbelly , http://reverbnation.com/lighteningbelly

Melina Marie: http://reverbnation.com/melinamarie

Taking Out The Trash / Joe Gardocki

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:00:00 +0000

The impossible has been done! Not actually dividing by zero, but having our friend Joe Gardocki on the show! He helps us clear out the riff raff from our topic list, but not after some lengthy story time fun.

Third Eye Art By Joe: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Third-Eye-Art-by-Joe/138288862936943

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Power Hour 2

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 16:39:39 +0000

Season 2 has ended, and keeping up the tradition forged after season 1, the guys have a drunken meeting with their friend about business! It's as bad as it sounds! This contest of endurance is yours to master, we dare you.

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Tournament of Heros!

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 05:00:00 +0000

It has all been building up to this! Listen in as the Divided By Zero crew narrow down the Champion of the Heros! Twists and turns are abound, controversy is sure to ensue!

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B-5; The Season 2 Pre-Season Finale!

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 05:00:00 +0000

The season is winding down, and what better way to relax before the big finish than sitting down with some classic segments and stories. Story Time, Things We Hate About People, Tyler's Trailer Recap, and A New Sponsor! BOOM!

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Control That Birth / Sherrit Gibbon

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:00:00 +0000

Let us count the ways to keep those babies out! Our guest, who is quite unsure of her name, breaks down the ways humans have control the birth of children THROUGHOUT HISTORY!

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Pop Culture Cults / Stephen Beahon

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:00:00 +0000

Stephen, brother of esteemed guest Kevin Beahon, talks with us about things with cult followings. From football to Star Wars, people follow in mindless droves, consuming all that is their obsession.

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Live Like Peter Pan / Joe & Shea Nyeste

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:00:00 +0000

When it comes to growing up, none of us want to do it. The Divided By Zero guys, joined by Nick's siblings (Joe and Shea), present the idea that perhaps we never really do reach the full potential of what being a "grown up" is.

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B-4, Founded By John Dividedbyzero

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:00:00 +0000

Come on down to the Placenta Center (The Placenter) for the finest of un-wiped butt steaks and to give the newest product from Divided By Zero a shot, the PCP Goggles™. We report and review such phenomenon as fattoos, and the art of diarrhea love making while Pierre laughs at children getting killed. Don't worry about your drive home , our logic will keep you sober after doing all those corpse body shots. The thing we hate most about people though is the use of cake-up, spoiler alert.

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The Art Of Drinking / "The Best" Jim Kremer

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 05:00:00 +0000

When pushing the limits of your liver, it's best to keep in mind your stage of life. When do you become an alchoholic, and why is Tyler giving so many blow jobs? Jim, "The Best Jim", Kremer brings his special friend, not his penis, but Mr. Three-peat Chris Franklin.

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Suicide Is Painless / Jeremy Rogers

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:00:00 +0000

[JUST A HEADS UP, THIS IS A VERY EXPLICIT EPISODE. YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.]

According to MASH, suicide is painless, that's neither here nor there seeing as how we can't prove it. That fact that it's not legal has been the focus of political bills and such, and now it's our focus.

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Whoring It Up / Chris Schauman

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:00:00 +0000

Jay sits in for Pierre, he's like a co-host hooker! Why not make it legal? And what if it's with robots? Our good friend Chris Schauman helps us discuss the finer points of the ladies of the night. Get your pimp hand ready for all the glorious slapping that will surely be taking place.

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Podcasts Are The Only Immortality / Nicholas Sonberger

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 05:00:00 +0000

Nicholas makes a repeat appearance to discuss what it is to be immortal, and weigh the pros and cons of such a thing. Then of course there is the super hero segement, we are sorry Nicholas.

B-3, Keep The Funk In

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:00:00 +0000

In this, the third format B, episode international terrorists, bank robbers, Uncle Santo, Scott Davis, Beetle Borgs, Chris Masters, and a cult of cynical asshole atheist priests, meet with Husk the Bird Whisperer to learn the American Dream of creating techno, Pierre style. But all they end up finding out is how not to make Creepy Crawlers, where bacon comes from, and that Tyler doesn't swallow. Nick gets drunk, is it conspiracy? Probably just something you hate.

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Episode 20 / Jitty Zoz

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:06:03 +0000

Jitty Zoz travels to our new home in Zimbabwe, all the way from his homeland of Geogia by foot, that's 20 away! This blast from the future past defies season 2 standards, even more so than the infamous Format B. Get it in you like Charleston Chew!

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Happiness Is... Werebears / Kristy Laverne

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 05:00:00 +0000

What makes you happy? Vampires? Bad movies? Pointless discussion? Kristy guests and tries to help everyone discover what happy actually is, turns out, it's an abstract that has no definition.

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Deadstyles Of The Rich And Famous / Jason Decker

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 05:00:00 +0000

Our good buddy Jason Decker drops in on this episode that has as many Husks as Husk has underwear. Jay Champlin takes over for Tyler, but Tyler is still here, so he didn't really take over for him, he just... This episode of Divided By Zero is focused on celebrities and their deaths. Why the hell do people care and why does it effect society?

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Kevin Beahon Interview ~ Lady Envy

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:12:33 +0000

Lady Envy sits down with Kevin Beahon, most of you remember him from Episode 3 of Season 1 as Divided By Zero's first guest. So get to know him better!

B-2, You Sank My Battleship

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 05:00:00 +0000

Here are the facts; Husk need to wax his entire body, giant squids are migrating, kids need more gay, and there's been a helicopter crash. Divided By Zero is your source for sports, weather, traffic, and world news. Want our opinion on people? Too bad we're giving it to you anyway, so are Chris Masters and Jason Decker.

This episode is sponsored by Stitcher! Goto http://stitcher.com/divided and use promo code DIVIDED for free streaming goodness!

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The Participation Ribbon / Chris Franklin

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 05:00:00 +0000

Have you ever noticed that there are no more losers, only non-winners? Well otherwise there would clearly be a rash of parents punching out little league umpires... Or businesses not being allowed to go bankrupt... Or some idiots discussing things they aren't qualified for...

This episode is sponsored by Stitcher, go sign up for free! Use promo code DIVIDED

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The Anti-Bruce Springsteen / Kristina Birch

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 05:00:00 +0000

When you join the ranks of successful artists like Right Said Fred, Milli Vanilli, and Sir Mix-A-Lot, you are in for quite the roller coaster ride called life as a mega huge celebrity. As fast as you ascended this hill of greatness, you'll fall into the depths of insanity just as quickly. Buckle up and keep your arms inside the Birch.

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I Believe In TV / Mike Babcock

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 04:00:00 +0000

Do you know why you believe what you do? If you don't you're about to find out, just give it Tyme! No that's not a typo, it's a spoiler, so get over it!

Also we now have a sponsor! Audible.com is offering our listeners a free audiobook and a free 14 day Gold Membership trial, just visit http://audibletrial.com/DB0

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I Tried It In College, Format B Experimentation

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 04:47:47 +0000

What happens when you take Divided By Zero and mix it all up? This. Learn some things we hate about people, hear a tease of the Youtube channel Pierre puts all our old shit on, and get your first taste of Mitchell in the Morning!

Website,Cancerhawk1 Youtube

The Guys from The Gasm

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:32:49 +0000

This is the audio accompaniment to Lady Envy's interview with The Gasm.

The Gasm

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Terminator 4 / Max Maher

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 04:00:00 +0000

In a world where machines have taken over and man is reduced to a pest that must be eradicated, there is a beacon of hope on the horizon. Divided By Zero, the arbiter of technological justice rides!

Alpha Dog video.

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MisHUSKerstood, an interview by Lady Envy

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 22:21:00 +0000

The audio accompanyment to a blog interview of Husk as done by Lady Envy.

Blog post here!

The Title of That David Cross Book / Luke Warzyniec

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:25:00 +0000

Let's go drinking! Luke takes us down a winding road of the reasons and situations for such a universal act, and where we end up, is hilarious.

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DB0 Justice League / Kevin "Flash" Kowaleski

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 23:00:55 +0000

Tyler "T-Bone", "Brain?" Maron and Nick "Morphious", "Mighty Morphing Man", "Pinky" Gauss team up with The Salmon Squad and hatch a plan to rule the world! However they have the great force of Kevin "Flash", "Flashy Man" Kowaleski and Pierre "Thunder Bear" Zoz, along with their trusty sidekick "Lightning" Rod Stewart standing in their way! Come witness the greatest battle for the world ever on a podcast!

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Bonus Episode: The Power Hour

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 03:52:00 +0000

Divided By Zero gathers some of thier closest friend, and some returning guests for a planning meeting of sorts. To make it interesting, (because who likes business shit?) we got everyone drunk. You can play along at home with us as we gear up for the second season of funtastic fun times.

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Attack of the Scottrons / Scott Edbauer

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 03:01:00 +0000

Season finale time! It's finally time to talk to our good friend in the flesh, and for him to get redemption. Paranormal activity is the topic this evening, but it slowly degenerates into, hunting for support in red states, and bad puns. Also, learn what a Rape Rope™ is and does.

Attack of the Scottrons video

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Sisterhood of the Female Scotts/Barb & Eileen

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:18:00 +0000

PRE SEASON FINALE! This episode features 2/3 of Scott's sisters, Barbara and Eileen, who give us insight to his childhood that we never had. Turns out it explains a lot.

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The Cure For Deafness / Jacob Karl

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 04:00:00 +0000

Jacob Karl, better known as Scott's friend since kindergarten, guests in this, the eleventh episode in the Scott saga. Jacob is a liar, he is not a doctor. Jacob has the calves of Adonis, and is not ashamed to show them off. Jacob might be the most knowledgeable person ever to appear on this podcast.

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MLK and the Mexican Dildos / Jay Champlin

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:00:00 +0000

Let's take a journey through the recesses of the unconscious mind with the Chief Scott Correspondant, Jay Champlin. This, the tenth episode, is another tick closer to our season finale, and who better to highlight the twilight episodes of the season than our own Scott expert. Also head over to our Facebook page, in the discussions area, to enter yourself in the Divided By Zero celebrity death pool, for your chance to win a prize pack and the admiration of the world.

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The Backdoor In / Mara Magyarosi

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 15:05:00 +0000

What do The Pukie Friend, The Screamer from the Bushes, and The Gentle Gangster have in common? What are the best break up methods? Why does Tyler have a blissful life? Who kissed Scott? Find out in this, the 9th amazing installment of Divided By Zero with Mara Magyarosi! Mara is a photographer and you can find her work here -> www.maramagyarosi.com and here -> http://bit.ly/ojsWkP

Also you can see "A Greeting of Sorts" here -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqoniUgw1Nk

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Tom Hanks Does Not Play Hockey...I know, Right?! / Nicholas Sonberger

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:41:00 +0000

We are about to make words about hockey enter your brain if you dare to listen. Plus the Scott stories are coming close to extinction, very few episodes of the first season left. Be carefull.

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Join the ranks of Hanks / Tito & Anthony Silvestri

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 01:17:00 +0000

Today the guys muse on the idea of starting a cult. It's gotta be simple right? Just need some people, some beliefs, some lies, and a little drugs thrown in. The brothers Silvestri make awesome high priests.

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ART. SHORT FOR HANKS. / Karlos Kowaleski

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 02:41:00 +0000

Everyone seems to have an opinion on art. Not sure why. Do you? Have opinions? Prove it.

BatOnFire.com and their new video -> here!

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IN DEVISING SERIAL STRATEGIES / Antonio Pacifici

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 03:00:00 +0000

The people in this show be all talky about serial killers. It starts with talking, alot more talking to follow the talk. Our guest is Antonio Pacifici, he is good at talking as well. Like!

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I Still Love Technology / Vertsili Nealls

dividedyzeropod@gmail.com (Divided By Zero) — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 16:36:00 +0000

Vertsili Nealls of Sad Intelligents (link below) guests, as he discusses technology with Divided By Zero. Are you as linked to your cell phone as everyone? Who is the new Big Brother? Turns out, you are. Read Vert's blog here -> http://sadintelligents.com

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