Don't Shit Me!

Tony Abbott Shits Me!

Don — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 21:00:28 +0000

Tony Abbott shits me and I think it's mainly because of many of the things he says that I find to be simply stupid and there's a great summary of them here.

Ridiculous Law Suits Shit Me

Don — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:20:19 +0000

I know it mainly happens to you guys in America, as this one is happening that prompted me to rip this quick post off, but I just wanted to say that these stupid people that create these ridiculous law suits shit me to tears.

Don’t Shit Me With Your Antenna Bullshit!

Don — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 07:56:07 +0000

So, I just wanted to say congratulations to Apple and Steve Jobs for bothering to hold a press conference at all, because their sales figures spoke volumes about this not being a real problem. I think the press conference was a very well deserved FUCK YOU to the media and bloggers that kept banging on about the antenna issue. Go buy a Nokia you stupid pricks.

Toilet Roll Positioning

Don — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 06:35:11 +0000

I noticed this diagram recently which I think makes it perfectly clear as to why there is a right and wrong way which revolves around far more than just being thoughtful towards your toilet users

Complaints About The Israeli Boat Boarding Shit Me

Don — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:25:24 +0000

For Israel, let the food through, let them have as many noms as they say they say they need, no risk there, and there are lots of building materials these days that can't be used for weapons, let that through too. Food and shelter, let most of the people be happy then maybe they'll take a different view to their aggressive Government. I know it's a truly shit house situation that's decades old, but there have been mistakes made that cannot be undone now, so moving on peacefully would be wise.

The Mining Tax Shits Me

Don — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:14:26 +0000

I think it's inconsiderate and rude to simply come along and say we're going to tax your arse a shit load more.

The BP Bashing Is Shitting Me

Don — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:05:29 +0000

In the mean time, why don't they simply drill holes in at an angle around the current drill hole and put explosives down and set them off and the earth will raise up and settle and block the whole bloody thing off, I would have done it in the first week. This dodgy picture below is what I mean.

Intego’s Content Barrier Web Admin Shits Me

Don — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:38:46 +0000

For weeks now Intego.com's web administration service has been screwed, particularly on weekends.

The Deadshits Shit Me

Don — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 11:48:08 +0000

I'd like to see the authorities use some of the terror laws against these children. They terrorised those passengers, some of which were old and some children, those piss weak pieces of shit deserve to be marked for life as terrorists and treated as such. Let it be known by all deadshits that if you are disrespectful, violent and abusive towards other people there will be real and immediate consequences that will stay with you for life or until you do it again and end up where you should be at the first offense, in prison, being some big bastard's bitch for ten years.

Wish I Had Thought Of This List!

Don — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 05:19:32 +0000

Given Scott at GroupThink has done a post in the theme of this site (Things that shit him, me, you), I wanted to link to it, as it made me laugh!

The Australian Internet Censorship Debate Shits Me!

Don — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 03:46:04 +0000

It's not the only interview or discussion I've seen with Stephen Conroy defending his position and not the only thing I've read.

International Copyright Shits Me!

Don — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 23:19:21 +0000

International Copyright Shits Me! Give us access to everything, and charge if you like but enough with this "You Can't Watch This Aussie" crap!

Fuck You @Telstra, I Fixed It Myself

Don — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:06:44 +0000

To all the mostly pleasant and eager to help fuck-ups at Telstra that I wasted 8 to 10 hours of my life with, you might like to take note of this resolution for the next poor bastard that suffers this stupid problem..

Telstra Let Me Down Again, And That Shits Me To Death

Don — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:34:56 +0000

The story started here, and I was going to do an update but I think another post is worthy given my disappointment. So as I said in part one of this story, the technician was to arrive today, Saturday, between midday and 500pm. I was told this by BigPond Accounts area and the Technical area.

Telstra Shit Me At The Moment

Don — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:21:23 +0000

So I call technical services, blah blah blah, she says I need to speak to accounts, I get them and the guy says, what the technical girl said, there's a technician coming on Saturday who will install a modem that will work. So fuck it, I have to wait another couple of days and now have to be home for the technician on the Saturday, which is somewhat inconvenient. I asked the accounts guy who I can call to escalate if it does not work on Saturday, I asked to be able to speak to the people that would help the Premier or the Prime Minister if they had trouble. He assured me they have no special persons service, and if that's true, then they're stupid because if you're good enough to become Prime Minister there should be someone who will drop everything and sort your internet shit out.

Song For A Sunday Night

Don — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 11:28:25 +0000

So, this doesn't shit me at all, I have noticed that many of the sites I visit regularly indulge themselves in a Song For Sunday, and I've just enjoyed seeing the SAS at A Fresh Start so here's my Song For Sunday Night, and I've added the Night as I'm running out of time. I am really enjoying Jason Derulo's, Watcha Say.

Channel Seven Shit Me!

Don — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 12:07:18 +0000

I wrote about Johns previously, and I think it's disgraceful that Seven would bring him onto the TV barely a year after he admitted to being the leader of a gangbang in New Zealand.

Inconsiderate Train Travellers

Don — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:23:27 +0000

It shits me when blokes, especially younger ones, do not stand and offer a woman their seat on a train. The same would go for a bus. This prick pictured was sitting on one side, there was a spare seat then me, against the window. He'd be a good 10 to 20 years younger than me I think.

Pat Robertson Shits Me!

Don — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:09:07 +0000

I didn't know who this God bother-er was until I came across this story. In a nutshell, he's said that the earthquake in Haiti and the associated devastation may be a blessing in disguise and that they asked for it because their ancestors supposedly made a pact with the devil, so they've attracted this evil event.

Empty Staplers Shit Me!

Don — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:02:58 +0000

Doesn't it shit you when you go to staple some pages together and the stapler is empty? Me too, but what to do about it?

Dilmah, The Tea People, Shit Me!

Don — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:05:37 +0000

I know in some respects I am shitting myself here

Water Wasters

Charlotte — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:21:01 +0000

It shits me that people are so f@#$ing stupid and selfish that they would waste water on plants rather than saving it for people and animals.

Cheap Developments Shit Me!

Don — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:05:38 +0000

My neighbour was a lovely older fellow but his kitchen was through my bedroom wall and he would be up at about 600am every morning, weekends included, and he would boil his kettle, turn on his radio, clang a few dishes cooking, fart long and loud and blow his nose, several times.

New Author @ Don’t Shit Me!

Don — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:01:22 +0000

I said yesterday that I will write frequently, and I will, another post shortly, but I just wanted to introduce Charlotte who will also be writing for Don't Shit Me! and will of course, provide a woman's point of view to courtesy and consideration. Having Charlotte on-board will help me ensure there are regular updates for this site and I hope you will enjoy Charlotte's perspective and the things that give her the shits and perhaps give women the shits, maybe some things I do not know?

Procrastination Shits Me!

Don — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:50:09 +0000

I experienced a lot of the usual things over Christmas, especially when shopping. Inconsiderate pricks in the shopping centre car parks and on the roads around them, complete inconsiderate assholes in the shopping centres, standing two-abreast on the escalators, making everyone else wait behind them, maybe stopping at the top to decide which direction they'll stroll, side by side so no-one can get by. Rude shop-keeps and other servants behind the counters, finding it such an inconvenience to serve their customers, idiots helping that have NFI regarding the products they sell. It shits me.

It Seems Karl Stefanovic Shits All Of You?

Don — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:02:38 +0000

If you're reading this because you searched for Karl Stefanovic and his wife, will you please put a comment in and tell me why, I'm fascinated that so many people are searching about Karl, it's the most read entry on this website.

Tiger Woods Shits Me!

Don — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:09:05 +0000

Tiger shits me because when he was out here in Australia I saw him on TV and thought what a nice humble magnificently successful man he was and felt pleased he was in my town, he genuinely seemed like an honorable person. I think it gives me the shits because he duped me.

Three Cheers For Southwest Airlines!

Don — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:35:39 +0000

It's given me the shits several times when flying to find myself having to listen to someone's bloody kid crying, screaming or otherwise being noisy and/or annoying. So it was heartening to see this video below where Southwest Airlines took very appropriate action!

Ironic Scissors

Don — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:19:49 +0000

I thought it was ironic when I purchased some scissors to help with the opening of a thing in that exact sort of packaging, and I find the scissors are in that sort of packaging!

Kanye West Shits Me!

Don — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:28:34 +0000

The only way I think he can ever gain any of my respect back is if he allowed Taylor to kick him in the nuts, hard, really hard, on world wide television. Maybe he could appear again on Jay Leno (footage here) and get kicked in the nuts by Taylor. Several times. Hard. And then perhaps she can spit on him while he's curled up on the floor.

Inconsiderate Drivers

Don — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:58:41 +0000

If you're anything like me you will often find yourself getting the shits with other drivers. There are the obvious things like someone pulling out in front of you forcing you to hit the anchors, but I reckon sometimes that can be a mistake. This week though, I experienced three different things that showed a complete lack of consideration by the other driver to me and many other people on the road.

Bird Shit

Don — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:34:01 +0000

Whilst it is mostly people that will give us the shits with their inconsiderate behavior, I have to throw animals into the mix. In this particular case, birds, they shit me, with their shit.

Swearing In Public

Don — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:36:42 +0000

Shopping centres is the other place I notice this sort of behaviour, and on several occasions it has been the young girls doing it! Cheap slags. You can picture the sort of blokes they'll marry and the upstanding children they'll breed.

The Julie Goodwin Masterchef Result Shits Me!

Don — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:32:09 +0000

I'm just going to add my voice to the enormous amount of material on the internet already regarding MasterChef Australia's result last night that Julie Goodwin, the somewhat dumpy IT employee was the best of all the contestants.

Not Winning $100M Shits Me!

Don — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:41:21 +0000

The largest ever Australian lottery was drawn last night, some $100 Million Dollars, and I did not win. That shits me. Did you have a ticket and miss out because of those two bastards in Queensland and Adelaide?

Inconsiderate Neighbours Shit Me!

Don — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:05:04 +0000

Their fucking dogs bark at possums and the owners don't seem to give a shit.

Inequality Shits Me!

Don — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:41:34 +0000

What shits me though is some bloke has started http://themanbellyproject.com and there are only three entries. So this is a call out to the fellas! Are we going to let the girls beat us in belly displaying? I don't think so! Lets get some equality into the display of bellies and display our bellies proudly. Shirts up now!

Kids in the office shit me!

Don — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:55:10 +0000

We're not interested in your kid. You know how when you go down the street or to school or anywhere really, you have no interest in anyone's kid but your own? Well it's the same for us, we're not interested in your kid and we particularly do not want them hanging around the office. I understand you're proud of your kid and you feel you've done something really clever by popping one out, but it's not that special, the dumbest people on the planet are popping too many kids out so your achievement is NOT SPECIAL!

Drive Like A Grandma Day?

Don — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 00:06:45 +0000

I don’t listen to, watch or read as much news as I used to some time ago, which probably accounts for why I missed the announcement about Drive Like A Grandma Day. Jesus Christ! I have just taken a run across town including some freeway stretches and the amount of people wiping off 5, 10 [...]

Does Australian Broadband Shit You Too? Shout Out To David Thoday?

Don — Sat, 30 May 2009 06:43:18 +0000

Wouldn't that be fair? David Thoday, I know you visit my website, what do you say? Make a difference, make your mark as the successor to what's his name, Speedy Gonzales, that used to be in charge of Telstra, show the Telstra customers that you love us and give us a bump! Show us some consideration David, please?

Who Is Christopher Pyne?

Don — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:11:28 +0000

I obviously need to pay more attention as it seems this bloke, Chris Pyne, has been around in politics for some time, but I'd never heard of him until this morning while watching the ABC morning news on channel 22. Seems Chris got himself suspended from the parliament chamber for 24 hours for being rude and interjecting while someone else was speaking.

Does The ABC Shit You Too?

Don — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:05:44 +0000

Shit, shouldn't it be the other way around? I don't have an internet connection in my car so that I can stream the interesting and relevant News Radio items from around the world while driving, but I can listen to a bunch of politicians banging on about mostly irrelevant bullshit? That's arse-about. Who listens to parliament on the radio anyway? I'll tell you, NO ONE!

Melbourne Bayside Cyclists

Don — Thu, 21 May 2009 08:06:25 +0000

So, I am really pleased to see that as a result of cyclist William Raisin-Shaw killing pedestrian James Gould by running through a red light, the government is introducing real charges and penalties to dickhead cyclists. Raisin-Shaw was fined $400 for running a red light, no charge for killing a human being. Not only would I have faced thousands of dollars in car repair bills had it been me in my car running the red light and killing someone, I would have also probably gone to prison and ended up as some big bruiser's bitch. That would have been suitable punishment for Raisin-Shaw and he wouldn't have been riding a bike any time soon after getting out of prison as his date would be a bit tender for the bike seat.

Red Light And Speed Cameras Shit Me

Don — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:00:28 +0000

I drive carefully so it's not a huge "shit" as such.

Bad Friends And Fatness

Don — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:59:42 +0000

Honestly, it was sickening, there were inches of fat hanging over her latex trousers, she was blatantly gobbing the free bread and her fat husband was sitting down and watching.

Stepping Out!

Don — Mon, 18 May 2009 01:00:55 +0000

It shits me when people just walk out of a shop onto the pavement without even glancing in either direction to see if they're about to be run into or covered with burningly hot black coffee that I couldn't help but to spill all over them because they're inconsiderate pricks.

Daylight Savings In WA, Don’t Shit Me!

Don — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:34:37 +0000

They're having another referendum today in Western Australia to see if the people want Daylight Savings to be introduced. This whole debate shits me to tears, of course Daylight Saving should be introduced. Why does the government even ask the people. And who are these people, everyone in WA is from the UK aren't they, so why do we have to even consider what their opinion is?

Russell Brand Shits Me!

Don — Wed, 13 May 2009 13:28:12 +0000

He delays my watching of LOST! Who the fuck is Russell Brand anyway and why does TV station Channel Seven here in Australia think I'm happy to wait an extra 30 minutes to watch LOST while they play his piece of shit, crap, loser of a TV show?

Gangbangs OK With Cab Fare!

Don — Tue, 12 May 2009 12:42:15 +0000

So, if you take risks in your job it sounds like it's OK with football coaches and the CEO's of their club for you to gang bang women. I wonder how the Police, Military, Ambulance, Fire Brigade, Miners, Oil Rig Workers, Secret Agents, well the list goes on don't you think? Plenty of jobs that entail a great deal of risk, and on a more regular basis than than once each weekend for twenty weeks of the year, but, surprisingly, we don't seem to get may reports of the local police officers getting together with the firemen and ambulance drivers and gang banging some chick from the local pub? Are these workers just better at keeping their gang bangs secret or are they actually managing not to gang bang any chicks despite the high risk related to their jobs?

Hyundai Excel Drivers Shit Me!

Don — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:34:17 +0000

Have you ever noticed that certain makes and models of cars attract a certain type of driver?