DoucheCast

Episode 50 – Biffy Cheese And The Nut Goblin

xxabsentxx — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:08:43 +0000

Warning, the following podcast may contain content that isn’t worth listening to. Phatty McBiff, Big Fatty Oz, Rooster and the MadBeatChemist of the MadBeatFactory.com embark on another journey into crappy internet radio. Join the guys this week as they discuss some horrible topics such as Biff’s hair, Ozzy’s level of cool in high school, Biff’s Miata, Ozzy was born to be a seaman, Ozzy’s idea for a podcast cruise, Rooster bitches about being a broke ass, Biffy Cheese and the Nut Goblin, Oz planning a cruise to pay his bills, podcast tour bus, donations, Behind the Douches video, Facebook, stealing Rooster’s identity, bald Biff looks like a serial killer, Biff with Homer hair, Biff’s trading card, call-in number for the show, and much more.

DoucheCast – EP050 – Biffy Cheese And The Nut Goblin

August 4th, 2008 – Episode Fifty

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Episode 49 – Many Many Decades Of Penis

xxabsentxx — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:06:13 +0000

Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day accept this DoucheCast as gift on my daughter’s wedding day. This week Rooster, Biff, Big Mama Hen, and The Artist Formerly Known As ScottBaio Now Known As Meatloaf come together to make some offers you can’t refuse… Such as Biff’s birthday, Wii tennis and ping pong, one year show coming up, Rooster’s Gilbert Gottfried, Big Mama Hen’s job offer, pooping and peeing for the job offer, $2000 to touch a penis, many decades of penis, deaf chick porn star, Biff is scared of deaf people, Biff’s new apartment, should Biff keep his job, Rooster is a very materiallistic person, Biff and Matt might be doing a sports podcast, Rooster’s XBox 360, Biff’s roleplaying podcast experiment, Mr. T’s banned Snickers commercial, and much more. Do this for me. Enjoy the episode.

Douchecast – EP049 – Many Many Decades Of Penis

July 30th, 2008 – Episode Fourty-Nine

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Episode 48 – Biff’s Mean Looking Poop Face

xxabsentxx — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:03:01 +0000

Join our heroes, Rooster and Biff, as they brave the storm of bits, bytes, and Jews. This weeks exciting episode covers such wonderful topics as ScottBaio is Jewish and has club fingers, Biff and the clitoris taco, grilled cheese and tomato soup, DoucheCast reads the bible, emailing Tiffany, new DoucheCast t-shirt design, raiding Ubroadcast at the podcast expo, 5 types of women that men avoid, 5 types of men that women avoid, Biff hates condoms, Biff’s mean looking poop face, Rooster’s mom is the Virgin Mary, the Tweet Nazi, and more. Will the super powers of tomato soup be able to save our heroes this week? Stay tuned. Same DoucheTime. Same DoucheChannel.

DoucheCast – EP048 – Biff’s Mean Looking Poop Face

July 21st, 2008 – Episode Fourty-Seven

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Episode 47 – Ass Hair Picture

xxabsentxx — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:00:55 +0000

Hello, I’m Wilford Brimley… Let me tell you about DoucheCast. Rooster, Biff and ScottBaio are the most DoucheCastic trio to be delivered right to your door. Just listen in this week as they discuss major league eating, belts, man purses, the Amazing Racist, the ritual homosexuality of the Etoro tribe, Rooster can’t read, ScottBaio goes to church because he’s bored, who is Brett Favre, how do pubes get on the back of the toilet, AskAFatDude.com Pizza, ScottBaio has MySpace ( http://www.myspace.com/puddingistasty/ ), Biff’s co-workers watch the AskAFatDude.com videos, suck a dick for a million dollars, DRM and dick sucking, mentioned on LunaticRadio.com show, Biff is mad at our merchandise company Spreadshirt, Biff gets emo about the alleged ass hair picture, Biff is mad at the media about not having fat chicks, Ustream vs. Stickam vs. UBroadcast, trying to get Tiffany on the show, Biff hates Hugh Hefner, old black and white porn, Teeth, and much more. So if you have diabeetis… listen to DoucheCast.

DoucheCast – EP047 – Ass Hair Picture

July 16th, 2008 – Episode Fourty-Seven

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Episode 46 – Tooken

xxabsentxx — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:58:44 +0000

What could have been a mega-awesome show was once again stabbed in the ass by technical difficulties. But the show must go on! Join Rooster and Biff as they dash through a few audio quality issues thanks to the magic of editing to bring you such wonderful topics as working for a stupid boss, video phones, Biff’s weird ear canals, Biff’s super human hearing powers, fat people being on top during sex, hanging out with the cops during the 4th of July, being fat and respectful of people at the swim park, kid peeing at the swim park, Notebook moment with Rooster and Biff, Rooster puked, “PS You Are Missing A Thumb”, losing connection during the show, commercial break, 30 year pact, 5 things women find sexy and much more… Don’t miss a minute of the DoucheCastic action…

DoucheCast – EP046 – Tooken

July 7th, 2008 – Episode Fourty-Six

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Episode 45 – Fun With Brothers Bear

xxabsentxx — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:54:51 +0000

Another exciting episode of DoucheCast goes down the tubes… This week join Rooster, ScottBaio, Ozzy, Beer Bear and his brother BroBear for an episode that can only be entitled as “Fun With The Brothers Bear (Now With Less ScottBaio)”. This weeks gambit of randomness includes The Stranger, sex with a platypus, killing the minifridge, BroBear going off on Beer Bear because he can make his own beer, what happened to Fatdaddy Jim, a couple dies from monoxide poisoning in their trailer, meth, talking to rabbits on LSD, Rooster’s first contact high, Mama Bear at the Ziggy Marley concert, munchies, Dollar Store pregnancy test chicks, craziest thing you could try to get your girl to buy you, ferrets up the ass, ScottBaio’s interfaith memorial service and much more. Don’t miss out on this highly random, highly funny show. Oh, and don’t miss out on Beer Bear and Pita at traptinmemphis.com

DoucheCast – EP045 – Fun With The Brothers Bear

July 2nd, 2008 – Episode Fourty-Five

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Episode 44 – I’m Your Dentist

xxabsentxx — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:51:13 +0000

The ADA highly recommends you listen to DoucheCast. Join the Mad Beat Chemist of the madbeatfactory.com, Biff and Rooster as they DRILL for interesting topics… This weeks we’ll be FILLING you with such topics as W.O.W., Sims, Sporn, Rooster going emo over the dentist thing, George Carlin died, podcasting needs a new theme song, online media as the future of media, mashed potato advertising, Martha Gooch Mashed Potato Flakes, Ozzfest, Biff likes Tantric, guys at the bar can’t “spit game”, writing letters in a relationship, accessorizing Biff’s motorcycle and more. What’s worse than your doctor telling you that you have a venereal disease? Your dentist telling you.

DoucheCast – EP044 – I’m Your Dentist

June 23rd, 2008 – Episode Fourty-Four

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Episode 43 – Biff The Transexual Unicorn

xxabsentxx — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:48:20 +0000

Transexuals are like unicorns. Mythical creatures that nobody has ever really seen, but people insist they’re real. Much like Rooster, Biff, ScottBaio and the Mad Beat Chemist of the madbeatfactory.com … Join the quad-core douche as they cover such topics as parody porn, parrot porn, Biff watched Teeth, why was Biff late to the LIVE show, being a dentist, Kates Hoof, boob or ass man, being married to a porn star, nose/ear sex, rimshot, Tiger Woods, Big Mama Hen’s incident at Taco Bell and Rooster’s “Why Wouldn’t Ya” t-shirt, mexicans at Lowes and Home Depot, MBC on Craigslist, Santa Claus isn’t black, internet chicks, Biff things transexuals don’t exsist, does not stopping a blowjob from a tranny make you gay, muslim jokes, Pamela Anderson and more… Pure high speed offensiveness and randomness at its finest.

DoucheCast – EP043 – Biff The Transexual Unicorn

June 18th, 2008 – Episode Fourty-Three

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Episode 42 – Two Seats For Biff

xxabsentxx — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:46:02 +0000

Biff is M.I.A. this week for reasons unknown! But don’t worry kids, Rooster braves the storm and rounds up Big Fatty Oz and ScottBaio for another exciting episode of DoucheCast. This week the boys in douche cover such topics as Biff being absent from the show, calling FatDaddy Jim and Biff during the show, tipping, wearing headphones, people with bluetooth headsets, Tera Patrick, being married to a porn star, horse racing, weinerdog winternationals, the new Metallica album and yet again… Teeth talk. Enjoy yet another episode of DoucheCast filled with our fudgey goodness.

DoucheCast – EP042 – Two Seats For Biff

June 9th, 2008 – Episode Fourty-Two

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Episode 41 – Samuel Jackson Reads The Bible

xxabsentxx — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:26:10 +0000

The almighty Biffster returns after his two week vacation to DoucheCast. Join Rooster, Biff, ScottBaio, and Big Mama Hen as they talk about sex, baby. Topics covered this week include the Big Mama Hen House, BMH puking, ScottBaio needs help getting the woman of his dreams, not being able to understand ScottBaio because he’s breaking up, impressing a woman by punching her in the face, BMH asked Rooster out for the first time, women never finish their meals, BMH is high maintenance, too much sex, smoking or candy after sex, Biff leaves after sex, BMH is a nymphomaniac, Dr. Biff recommends not “over-sexing”, Wilford Brimley diabetes sex ads, passing out during sex, Rooster’s embarrassing condom purchase, The Bible audiobook as read by Samuel L. Jackson, ScottBaio and his experience with Chris Hanson, more “Teeth” talk, and much more. Tune in or else you might catch podc-AIDs.

DoucheCast – EP041 – Samuel Jackson Reads The Bible

June 4th, 2008 – Episode Fourty-One

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