Dear blank, please blank.

Dear mom,

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:31:00 GMT

Dear mom,

When you ask what my "high" for the day is, don't expect a serious answer

Sincerely, Grounded for a week

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Dear boxed mac and cheese,

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:30:59 GMT

Dear boxed mac and cheese,

Why do you taste better with fun shaped noodles than the traditional elbow?

Sincerely, i love dinosaur mac and cheese

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Dear friend who went to The Hobbit with a date,

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:30:58 GMT

Dear friend who went to The Hobbit with a date,

Do you even know what the movie was about?

Sincerely, I can't hear the dialogue over the sound of you two sucking each other's faces.

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Dear extremely passive English teacher,

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:30:57 GMT

Dear extremely passive English teacher,

Please slap some sense into these hooligans in my class or else I will.

Sincerely, Sick of listening to these imbeciles.

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Dear girls in my art class,

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:29:09 GMT

Dear girls in my art class,

When you ask each other how many boys you've slept with and you say "seven" there should not be an "only" in front of it.

Sincerely, ONLY seven, really?!

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Dear Mr. Pibb,

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:29:08 GMT

Dear Mr. Pibb,

What, couldn't handle med school?

Sincerely, Dr. Pepper

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Dear Dora,

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:29:07 GMT

Dear Dora,

Just one question. How do you get that t-shirt over your head?

Sincerely, that's not possible.

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Dear Nintendo,

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:29:06 GMT

Dear Nintendo,

Please, instead of creating new stuff like the Wii U, could you improve what you have? Specifically, the sensor bar.

Sincerely, I can't get any closer and the remote is still not registering

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Dear awkwardly named nail polishes,

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:45 GMT

Dear awkwardly named nail polishes,

My history says I looked at a page named "dirty slut"

Sincerely, really?

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Dear Students,

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:44 GMT

Dear Students,

In order to make your essays longer without alerting the teacher, put two spaces at the beginning of each sentence and enlarge the periods and commas to font 14.

Sincerely, You're Welcome

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Dear fellow girls,

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:43 GMT

Dear fellow girls,

Please stop assuming I'm a lesbian just because my life is not centered around finding a boyfriend.

Sincerely, maybe I'm happy being single.

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Dear Roommate,

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:42 GMT

Dear Roommate,

Please clean your pubes off my bar of soap after you use it.

Sincerely, at the very least...

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Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:24:39 GMT

Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,

I'm not asking to have big boobs. Just larger than my original size.

Sincerely, 19 year-old girl with 34A size boobs

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Dear "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it",

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:24:38 GMT

Dear "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it",

This saying just got a whole new meaning...

Sincerely, failing History class.

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Dear people with anxiety disorders,

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:24:37 GMT

Dear people with anxiety disorders,

Please remember that even if you don't overcome your difficulties completely, sometimes success is just going to the store to buy milk without panicking. You might get out of it or you might not, but either way remember to celebrate little successes along the way.

Sincerely, anonymous

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