Dear blank, please blank.

Dear best man,

Dear best man,

Please forgive me for that embarrassing speech. It was all my fault.

Sincerely, Alcohol.

Dear republican dad who told me "only democrats join the Peace Corps",

Dear republican dad who told me "only democrats join the Peace Corps",

When did politics come into this conversation?

Sincerely, your 14-year-old daughter who just wants to make this world a better place.

Dear extreme feminists,

Dear extreme feminists,

I'm a feminist too, but I respect it when women WANT to get married and have kids. I just don't want to be mistreated because of my gender.

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Glee,

Dear Glee,

How old are you now? Because i'm pretty sure that there are no 30 year old students at MY high school.

Sincerely, Come on, at least in High School Musical they graduated after three years

Dear Band-Aids,

Dear Band-Aids,

Hmm, Spongebob or Toy Stor- OH MY GOSH, CHARLIE BROWN!

Sincerely, seventeen going on four.

Dear computer,

Dear computer,

Why does it take less than a second for Facebook to load but twenty minutes for my homework assignment to download?

Sincerely, I can procrastinate enough on my own.

Dear e-readers,

Dear e-readers,

Guess what else doesn't have glare in the sunlight? Books.

Sincerely, they also don't need to be charged...

Dear math students,

Dear math students,

You only have 4 problems of homework tonight! 1.a.b.c.d.e.f.g. 2.a.b.c.d.e.f.g. 3.a.b.c.d.e.f.g. 4.a.b.c.d.e.f.g.

Sincerely, enjoy your sunny afternoon... indoors!

Dear crush,

Dear crush,

You got way hotter when you answered your phone saying, "Hi Mommy!"

Sincerely, it's important to love your mommy.

Dear shampoo and conditioner,

Dear shampoo and conditioner,

Victory! I finished you both at the same time!

Sincerely, was I cheating using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner?

Dear middle schoolers,

Dear middle schoolers,

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

Sincerely, you broke up? Shocking...

Dear "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands",

Dear "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands",

Screw you.

Sincerely, T-Rex.

Dear Facebook,

Dear Facebook,

Why on earth would I ever want a status update to be visible only to myself?

Sincerely, confused...

Dear French teacher,

Dear French teacher,

If you can mispronounce everything in English, I can mispronounce one word in French.

Sincerely, you should be the one with a B-.

Dear Americans,

Dear Americans,

Racism does not specifically mean white people being rude to black people.

Sincerely, the one Asian kid in a mostly Hispanic school.