Dr. Heckle

I can count at lease three lies in the title of that award

2013-06-18T15:14:00.000-07:00

Word.

If races were easy they would be called your Mom

2013-06-18T15:12:00.004-07:00

BOOM.

It turns out that you can find God at the bar

2013-06-18T15:12:00.000-07:00

I always feel like I'm close to the meaning of life at the bottom of a pint.

I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor

2013-06-18T07:08:00.004-07:00

Tell me more Grandpa!

Close enough

2013-06-18T07:05:00.003-07:00

Don't leave an Animal locked in your car on a hot day

2013-06-18T07:04:00.001-07:00

At least leave the windows rolled down.

Unplanned Post Hiatus

2013-06-17T11:32:00.002-07:00

There has been an unplanned blog post hiatus on Dr. Heckle. My apologies. I've been moving over the past week and struggling to get an internet connection at my new location. As the struggles continue, posts may be sporadic over the next couple weeks. I hope to have the issue resolved shortly.

Thanks for your patience.

Matt Black

Dave Foreman is the #1 sales rep in the region according to his mother

2013-06-10T21:00:00.000-07:00

She also says that his mustache is sexy.

Cat got a new toy...

2013-06-10T19:00:00.000-07:00

Perfect.

A day in the life of Canada

2013-06-10T17:31:00.004-07:00

Damn. I wanted to play baseball in a wedding dress. Maybe next month.

NOTICE: Farm animals have outdoor sex

2013-06-10T17:02:00.002-07:00

Good to know. Where should I set up my video camera?

How to take pictures in public

2013-06-10T16:45:00.002-07:00

When boys give you cute nicknames

2013-06-10T14:19:00.001-07:00

That's right.

Employees must wash anus before returning to work

2013-06-10T13:50:00.002-07:00

It's safer for everyone involved.

No Celery Phones

2013-06-10T12:28:00.002-07:00

Time to get off the grid.

Maximum Capacity: 3 Americans

2013-06-07T17:00:00.000-07:00

Nothing wrong with honesty.

I love math. It makes people cry

2013-06-07T16:00:00.000-07:00

Grumpy cat is the best.

Empathize with her and show her you understand her problems

2013-06-07T15:02:00.002-07:00

Perfect. Now let's have sex.

How they go from 4ft 11" to 5ft?

2013-06-07T15:01:00.001-07:00

It's the magic of numbers and math...

I screamed like a teenage girl at a Justin Bieber concert

2013-06-07T12:13:00.001-07:00

I think I would too.

Tactical self defense stick

2013-06-07T11:52:00.003-07:00

Sold.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip

2013-06-07T11:38:00.003-07:00

Cruel, cruel world.

It looks like you've eaten five cameras

2013-06-06T14:18:00.002-07:00

If your dog does a poo, put it in the litter bin

2013-06-06T10:49:00.003-07:00

I wanted a new puppy anyways.

Aziz Ansari: "You can't call anybody anymore"

2013-06-06T07:00:00.000-07:00