Dr. Heckle

Sleeping Good Personality

2013-05-22T19:00:00.000-07:00

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?

If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter...

2013-05-22T17:00:00.000-07:00

Excellent question.

Wearing skinny jeans can cause nerve damage

2013-05-22T15:05:00.002-07:00

At least mine, for sure.

Ridiculous searches that led people to Dr. Heckle in the last 24 hours

2013-05-22T13:31:00.002-07:00

3.65% black nude fat chicks on beach
1.46% dispose of your ugly children here
.92% triple penetration for dummies
0.74% i secretly loathe the colorblind
0.74% pee hostage
0.74% what if when black people tanned they turned white
0.73% genital warts funny pictures
0.73% funny condom sayings

I always keep pee hostages, so that makes sense. What else would give me any negotiation leverage? ...and pictures of genital warts are always hilarious! Don't condoms always have the funniest sayings? I don't know about you, but I just want to laugh when I roll one on. Give me a good knock-knock joke before I stick it in.

What have I done with my life?

You just got passed by a toaster

2013-05-22T11:00:00.000-07:00

I can accept that...As long as I get my damn breakfast.

You suck at basketball, man

2013-05-22T09:00:00.000-07:00

Yeah. It goes both ways.

Is it true that you can't get Asian women pregnant?

2013-05-22T07:00:00.000-07:00

Don't know if racist or just that stupid...

What goes good with coconut vodka?

2013-05-22T05:00:00.000-07:00

Sounds about right.

This gymnast is insanely flexible

2013-05-22T03:00:00.000-07:00

Impressive.

Taylor Swift is grossed out by Justin Bieber kissing a girl

2013-05-22T01:00:00.000-07:00

She's used to him kissing guys, I think.

Tight parking at Walmart

2013-05-21T23:00:00.000-07:00

Watch for falling retards.

99 Bottles

2013-05-21T21:00:00.000-07:00

There's two poof balls though. That makes up for EVERYTHING. JUST LET ME USE A GODDAMN BAR OF SOAP. Sorry for yelling. Body wash will work just fine, I guess.

If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning, who would you save?

2013-05-21T19:00:00.000-07:00

Tuna salad. My favorite.

How do I stay healthy?

2013-05-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

I masturbate and eat a lot of cheese. Works like a charm.

Your screen resolution is too low for music to run

2013-05-21T16:00:00.000-07:00

Thanks Windows, that makes total sense.

How to kill an introvert

2013-05-21T14:54:00.000-07:00

JHALLCOMICS.COM

Go Green

2013-05-21T14:48:00.000-07:00

You're doing it wrong.

A storm trooper on a unicycle

2013-05-21T14:42:00.000-07:00

Just another day on Endor.

Watch me do an impression of this chair

2013-05-21T11:19:00.003-07:00

Sh*t's on fire, yo

2013-05-21T11:17:00.003-07:00

Word.

Want to indent that one line?

2013-05-20T19:49:00.005-07:00

Oh Word, you complete me.

I just got my baby pregnant

2013-05-20T17:49:00.001-07:00

It happens to the best of us.

How can I be the life of the party?

2013-05-20T11:30:00.000-07:00

You're guaranteed the spot there...unless pretty much anyone else shows up.

Yahoo buys Tumblr for 1.1 billion dollars, reactions on Twitter

2013-05-20T10:36:00.001-07:00

My Mom is ALWAYS trying to borrow my clothes... and my porn collection.

How to Stay Goth Past 50

2013-05-20T10:30:00.000-07:00

You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.