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&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-70eT7Vmmd0s/T0UnVO0ZLnI/AAAAAAAAAaE/tjGHfVURDFI/s1600/waldo+let+himself+go+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-70eT7Vmmd0s/T0UnVO0ZLnI/AAAAAAAAAaE/tjGHfVURDFI/s320/waldo+let+himself+go+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" width="244" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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He got old and fat from eating small children while we were looking...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4398142287715931704?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/4398142287715931704/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/found-waldo.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4398142287715931704?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4398142287715931704?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/found-waldo.html" title="Found Waldo!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-70eT7Vmmd0s/T0UnVO0ZLnI/AAAAAAAAAaE/tjGHfVURDFI/s72-c/waldo+let+himself+go+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUUEQn86eip7ImA9WhRaGU4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-3754348488717384162</id><published>2012-02-22T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-22T11:00:03.112-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-22T11:00:03.112-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>You're ugly. Don't even bother.</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0pxu-lFHM8U/T0Umx885i4I/AAAAAAAAAZ8/RbsCBXJUk0k/s1600/you%27re+ugly+don%27t+even+bother+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0pxu-lFHM8U/T0Umx885i4I/AAAAAAAAAZ8/RbsCBXJUk0k/s320/you%27re+ugly+don%27t+even+bother+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="289" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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You can't let women get too big of an ego...Then they'll leave you for a well endowed black midget.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-3754348488717384162?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/3754348488717384162/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/youre-ugly-dont-even-bother.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3754348488717384162?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3754348488717384162?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/youre-ugly-dont-even-bother.html" title="You're ugly. Don't even bother." /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0pxu-lFHM8U/T0Umx885i4I/AAAAAAAAAZ8/RbsCBXJUk0k/s72-c/you%27re+ugly+don%27t+even+bother+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C04BSXk4fSp7ImA9WhRaGU4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-2895814731820611387</id><published>2012-02-22T09:32:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-22T09:32:38.735-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-22T09:32:38.735-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><title>Biker Gangs</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ov00RrHLnKU/T0UmktROFtI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/PFV_RhvTVTE/s1600/biker+gangs+gas+prices+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ov00RrHLnKU/T0UmktROFtI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/PFV_RhvTVTE/s320/biker+gangs+gas+prices+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" width="217" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Gas prices have hit them hard too...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-2895814731820611387?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/2895814731820611387/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/biker-gangs.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2895814731820611387?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2895814731820611387?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/biker-gangs.html" title="Biker Gangs" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ov00RrHLnKU/T0UmktROFtI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/PFV_RhvTVTE/s72-c/biker+gangs+gas+prices+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUUEQXk8fCp7ImA9WhRaGEU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-7903104217292612908</id><published>2012-02-21T20:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-21T20:00:00.774-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-21T20:00:00.774-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><title>Don't even think about it</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rwzZVCWILik/T0P63Ppp0gI/AAAAAAAAAZs/889kh0KcgT4/s1600/do+not+put+gas+nozzle+in+your+ass+dr+heckle+funny+sign+blog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="238" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rwzZVCWILik/T0P63Ppp0gI/AAAAAAAAAZs/889kh0KcgT4/s320/do+not+put+gas+nozzle+in+your+ass+dr+heckle+funny+sign+blog.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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That's not where the gas goes?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-7903104217292612908?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/7903104217292612908/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/dont-even-think-about-it.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/7903104217292612908?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/7903104217292612908?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/dont-even-think-about-it.html" title="Don't even think about it" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rwzZVCWILik/T0P63Ppp0gI/AAAAAAAAAZs/889kh0KcgT4/s72-c/do+not+put+gas+nozzle+in+your+ass+dr+heckle+funny+sign+blog.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ak8EQXg-eCp7ImA9WhRaGEs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-3090229939819187159</id><published>2012-02-21T16:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-21T16:00:00.650-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-21T16:00:00.650-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><title>Prevent Sexual Assault</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--Lco9UxZD74/T0P6jzVjrKI/AAAAAAAAAZk/FbV6dVULyM8/s1600/prevent+sexual+assault+by+vomiting+on+your+assailant+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="219" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--Lco9UxZD74/T0P6jzVjrKI/AAAAAAAAAZk/FbV6dVULyM8/s320/prevent+sexual+assault+by+vomiting+on+your+assailant+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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I suppose diarrhea would help too...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-3090229939819187159?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/3090229939819187159/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/prevent-sexual-assault.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3090229939819187159?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3090229939819187159?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/prevent-sexual-assault.html" title="Prevent Sexual Assault" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--Lco9UxZD74/T0P6jzVjrKI/AAAAAAAAAZk/FbV6dVULyM8/s72-c/prevent+sexual+assault+by+vomiting+on+your+assailant+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkcEQ3s8eSp7ImA9WhRaGEg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-77009066089594623</id><published>2012-02-21T13:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-21T13:00:02.571-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-21T13:00:02.571-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><title>Fat chicks prohibited on nude beach</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WXGWG6KWdCU/T0P1iBKgTCI/AAAAAAAAAZc/2P4XJxNNFGY/s1600/nudist+beach+fat+chicks+prohibited+beyond+this+point+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="327" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WXGWG6KWdCU/T0P1iBKgTCI/AAAAAAAAAZc/2P4XJxNNFGY/s400/nudist+beach+fat+chicks+prohibited+beyond+this+point+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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I'm glad someone finally said something...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-77009066089594623?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/77009066089594623/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fat-chicks-prohibited-on-nude-beach.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/77009066089594623?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/77009066089594623?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fat-chicks-prohibited-on-nude-beach.html" title="Fat chicks prohibited on nude beach" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WXGWG6KWdCU/T0P1iBKgTCI/AAAAAAAAAZc/2P4XJxNNFGY/s72-c/nudist+beach+fat+chicks+prohibited+beyond+this+point+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEYNQXw6fyp7ImA9WhRaGEg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-4642743879660194574</id><published>2012-02-21T11:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-21T11:23:10.217-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-21T11:23:10.217-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kq6XENcl2f0/T0Pu3zcmrUI/AAAAAAAAAZU/ZwtRHpouteo/s1600/the+president+has+been+kidnapped+by+ninjas+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="241" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kq6XENcl2f0/T0Pu3zcmrUI/AAAAAAAAAZU/ZwtRHpouteo/s400/the+president+has+been+kidnapped+by+ninjas+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Maybe the president shouldn't be hanging out with ninjas...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4642743879660194574?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/4642743879660194574/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/are-you-bad-enough-dude-to-rescue.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4642743879660194574?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4642743879660194574?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/are-you-bad-enough-dude-to-rescue.html" title="Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kq6XENcl2f0/T0Pu3zcmrUI/AAAAAAAAAZU/ZwtRHpouteo/s72-c/the+president+has+been+kidnapped+by+ninjas+dr+heckle+funny+fail+photos.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEEBRH08cSp7ImA9WhRaGEk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-4897721849527947607</id><published>2012-02-21T09:50:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-21T09:50:55.379-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-21T09:50:55.379-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>Fight the man</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DBOWESVbqRg/T0PZHoREf5I/AAAAAAAAAZM/qyIJ3to-OGU/s1600/bucking+the+trends+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DBOWESVbqRg/T0PZHoREf5I/AAAAAAAAAZM/qyIJ3to-OGU/s1600/bucking+the+trends+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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You can't tell us what to do.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4897721849527947607?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/4897721849527947607/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fight-man.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4897721849527947607?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4897721849527947607?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fight-man.html" title="Fight the man" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DBOWESVbqRg/T0PZHoREf5I/AAAAAAAAAZM/qyIJ3to-OGU/s72-c/bucking+the+trends+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0EERXc7fyp7ImA9WhRaGE8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-4125249389089019942</id><published>2012-02-21T04:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-21T04:00:04.907-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-21T04:00:04.907-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>F*ck</title><content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="274" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BmZarP-L6XM" width="480"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;Watch the f*cking video.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4125249389089019942?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/4125249389089019942/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fck.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4125249389089019942?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4125249389089019942?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fck.html" title="F*ck" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/BmZarP-L6XM/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DE8EQHo9fSp7ImA9WhRaF0Q.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-746278735833240559</id><published>2012-02-20T20:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T20:00:01.465-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-20T20:00:01.465-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity" /><title>I replaced the soap!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sCzAche7_FQ/T0J55w9_ilI/AAAAAAAAAZE/hOF-YsAwOqw/s1600/bar+of+soap+inside+dispenser+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="254" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sCzAche7_FQ/T0J55w9_ilI/AAAAAAAAAZE/hOF-YsAwOqw/s320/bar+of+soap+inside+dispenser+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Perfect.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-746278735833240559?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/746278735833240559/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/i-replaced-soap.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/746278735833240559?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/746278735833240559?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/i-replaced-soap.html" title="I replaced the soap!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sCzAche7_FQ/T0J55w9_ilI/AAAAAAAAAZE/hOF-YsAwOqw/s72-c/bar+of+soap+inside+dispenser+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEcEQXcyfip7ImA9WhRaF0U.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-4141521671580951998</id><published>2012-02-20T17:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T17:00:00.996-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-20T17:00:00.996-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Text Messages" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>I'm ready to get circumcised!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0wssGXN7vlQ/T0J5evMe-_I/AAAAAAAAAY8/MCA2cqguJgk/s1600/I%27m+ready+to+get+circumcised+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0wssGXN7vlQ/T0J5evMe-_I/AAAAAAAAAY8/MCA2cqguJgk/s400/I%27m+ready+to+get+circumcised+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" width="335" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Everyone has a different way to unwind.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4141521671580951998?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/4141521671580951998/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/im-ready-to-get-circumcised.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4141521671580951998?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4141521671580951998?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/im-ready-to-get-circumcised.html" title="I'm ready to get circumcised!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0wssGXN7vlQ/T0J5evMe-_I/AAAAAAAAAY8/MCA2cqguJgk/s72-c/I%27m+ready+to+get+circumcised+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0UEQXg9fSp7ImA9WhRaF0o.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-437661259366766263</id><published>2012-02-20T14:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T14:00:00.665-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-20T14:00:00.665-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><title>Air bag</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JEhpcO9O4BY/T0J5Q6B7UyI/AAAAAAAAAY0/SG1haS30eTY/s1600/paper+air+bag+in+car+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="257" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JEhpcO9O4BY/T0J5Q6B7UyI/AAAAAAAAAY0/SG1haS30eTY/s320/paper+air+bag+in+car+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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I'd say, if you think you're going to get into an accident...just put a plastic one over your head.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-437661259366766263?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/437661259366766263/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/air-bag.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/437661259366766263?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/437661259366766263?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/air-bag.html" title="Air bag" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JEhpcO9O4BY/T0J5Q6B7UyI/AAAAAAAAAY0/SG1haS30eTY/s72-c/paper+air+bag+in+car+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkMEQ3Y_fSp7ImA9WhRaF0s.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-5366382239431256389</id><published>2012-02-20T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T11:00:02.845-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-20T11:00:02.845-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><title>No drugs or nuclear weapons allowed</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DVHN7KNiQng/T0J5DPNBPyI/AAAAAAAAAYs/hrMcnF2SqJI/s1600/no+drugs+or+nuclear+weapons+allowed+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DVHN7KNiQng/T0J5DPNBPyI/AAAAAAAAAYs/hrMcnF2SqJI/s320/no+drugs+or+nuclear+weapons+allowed+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" width="314" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Well shit, now what are we going to do?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-5366382239431256389?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/5366382239431256389/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/no-drugs-or-nuclear-weapons-allowed.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5366382239431256389?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5366382239431256389?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/no-drugs-or-nuclear-weapons-allowed.html" title="No drugs or nuclear weapons allowed" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DVHN7KNiQng/T0J5DPNBPyI/AAAAAAAAAYs/hrMcnF2SqJI/s72-c/no+drugs+or+nuclear+weapons+allowed+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEMESHczfip7ImA9WhRaF0g.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-2116922889063493582</id><published>2012-02-20T08:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T08:46:49.986-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-20T08:46:49.986-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Text Messages" /><title>I got your twat</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jyy6Z1NZZKA/T0J4ugJAydI/AAAAAAAAAYk/HNWSl-LmYuo/s1600/adopted+child+shows+signs+of+retardation+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jyy6Z1NZZKA/T0J4ugJAydI/AAAAAAAAAYk/HNWSl-LmYuo/s400/adopted+child+shows+signs+of+retardation+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" width="307" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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If you needed a reason to get drunk...that sounds like a good one.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-2116922889063493582?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/2116922889063493582/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/i-got-your-twat.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2116922889063493582?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2116922889063493582?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/i-got-your-twat.html" title="I got your twat" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jyy6Z1NZZKA/T0J4ugJAydI/AAAAAAAAAYk/HNWSl-LmYuo/s72-c/adopted+child+shows+signs+of+retardation+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEICQXY_eCp7ImA9WhRaF0k.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-609619867290527911</id><published>2012-02-20T04:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T04:56:00.840-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-20T04:56:00.840-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Weird" /><title>Cookie!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oyqrCz54lkw/Tz-f5qEeCaI/AAAAAAAAAYc/oS5ofUVdZaA/s1600/belly+button+tattoo+eating+a+cookie+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="224" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oyqrCz54lkw/Tz-f5qEeCaI/AAAAAAAAAYc/oS5ofUVdZaA/s320/belly+button+tattoo+eating+a+cookie+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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NOM NOM NOM.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-609619867290527911?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/609619867290527911/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/cookie.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/609619867290527911?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/609619867290527911?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/cookie.html" title="Cookie!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oyqrCz54lkw/Tz-f5qEeCaI/AAAAAAAAAYc/oS5ofUVdZaA/s72-c/belly+button+tattoo+eating+a+cookie+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkMEQ3Y5eSp7ImA9WhRaF0w.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-8646139165182056310</id><published>2012-02-19T20:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-19T20:00:02.821-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-19T20:00:02.821-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Text Messages" /><title>Sexual instructions for the pizza guy</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eqpNU0_sUfo/Tz-fofU5f6I/AAAAAAAAAYU/FntENVU8dx8/s1600/I%27m+wearing+a+onesie+for+the+pizza+delivery+guy+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eqpNU0_sUfo/Tz-fofU5f6I/AAAAAAAAAYU/FntENVU8dx8/s400/I%27m+wearing+a+onesie+for+the+pizza+delivery+guy+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" width="392" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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I think you were right the first time...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-8646139165182056310?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/8646139165182056310/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/sexual-instructions-for-pizza-guy.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8646139165182056310?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8646139165182056310?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/sexual-instructions-for-pizza-guy.html" title="Sexual instructions for the pizza guy" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eqpNU0_sUfo/Tz-fofU5f6I/AAAAAAAAAYU/FntENVU8dx8/s72-c/I%27m+wearing+a+onesie+for+the+pizza+delivery+guy+dr+heckle+funny+text+message+fails.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0EEQ3k8fip7ImA9WhRaFkQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-3886030438772320744</id><published>2012-02-19T17:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-19T17:00:02.776-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-19T17:00:02.776-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>What flood?</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3sXNm1mzs00/Tz-fXr5KD2I/AAAAAAAAAYM/8Lgl9hL4gPs/s1600/men+drinking+beer+in+flood+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="296" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3sXNm1mzs00/Tz-fXr5KD2I/AAAAAAAAAYM/8Lgl9hL4gPs/s320/men+drinking+beer+in+flood+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Life gives you lemons? Slice them and drink them with beer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-3886030438772320744?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/3886030438772320744/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/what-flood.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3886030438772320744?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3886030438772320744?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/what-flood.html" title="What flood?" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3sXNm1mzs00/Tz-fXr5KD2I/AAAAAAAAAYM/8Lgl9hL4gPs/s72-c/men+drinking+beer+in+flood+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ak8EQHk9fip7ImA9WhRaFkU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-4739197941831994308</id><published>2012-02-19T14:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-19T14:00:01.766-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-19T14:00:01.766-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Ironic" /><title>FIRE truck.</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BUl6zTNs5rE/Tz-fIW4iuMI/AAAAAAAAAYE/33rVzXdUFQk/s1600/fire+truck+on+fire+dr+heckle+funny+irony+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="220" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BUl6zTNs5rE/Tz-fIW4iuMI/AAAAAAAAAYE/33rVzXdUFQk/s320/fire+truck+on+fire+dr+heckle+funny+irony+fail+pictures.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Now what the hell are we supposed to do?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4739197941831994308?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/4739197941831994308/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fire-truck.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4739197941831994308?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4739197941831994308?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fire-truck.html" title="FIRE truck." /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BUl6zTNs5rE/Tz-fIW4iuMI/AAAAAAAAAYE/33rVzXdUFQk/s72-c/fire+truck+on+fire+dr+heckle+funny+irony+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkcEQXo8fip7ImA9WhRaFko.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-25611758022330971</id><published>2012-02-19T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-19T11:00:00.476-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-19T11:00:00.476-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Text Messages" /><title>F*ck FarmVille!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xp7Z9mFoGkI/Tz-e2wL6lJI/AAAAAAAAAX8/laiFvcxe_ek/s1600/drunk+and+digging+up+garden+fuck+farmville+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="216" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xp7Z9mFoGkI/Tz-e2wL6lJI/AAAAAAAAAX8/laiFvcxe_ek/s320/drunk+and+digging+up+garden+fuck+farmville+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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I think that's the appropriate response...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-25611758022330971?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/25611758022330971/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fck-farmville.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/25611758022330971?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/25611758022330971?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/fck-farmville.html" title="F*ck FarmVille!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xp7Z9mFoGkI/Tz-e2wL6lJI/AAAAAAAAAX8/laiFvcxe_ek/s72-c/drunk+and+digging+up+garden+fuck+farmville+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUUERXc_fyp7ImA9WhRaFks.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-2446812829536711033</id><published>2012-02-19T08:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-19T08:00:04.947-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-19T08:00:04.947-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity" /><title>Beat our meat challenge!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_3kEEWk1UJg/Tz-ej2Vn5yI/AAAAAAAAAX0/cb5DZQFkvko/s1600/beat+our+meat+challenge+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="191" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_3kEEWk1UJg/Tz-ej2Vn5yI/AAAAAAAAAX0/cb5DZQFkvko/s320/beat+our+meat+challenge+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Come see who can beat our meat best at the pick-up window!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-2446812829536711033?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/2446812829536711033/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/beat-our-meat-challenge.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2446812829536711033?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2446812829536711033?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/beat-our-meat-challenge.html" title="Beat our meat challenge!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_3kEEWk1UJg/Tz-ej2Vn5yI/AAAAAAAAAX0/cb5DZQFkvko/s72-c/beat+our+meat+challenge+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0AAQXcyeCp7ImA9WhRaFkg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-7898555908561593552</id><published>2012-02-19T04:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-19T04:49:00.990-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-19T04:49:00.990-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Headlines" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity" /><title>You shall not pass!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OomBSFjAC2U/Tz-eICKAH_I/AAAAAAAAAXs/bAd0bHxYDGs/s1600/polish+woman+gets+her+car+stuck+dr+heckle+funny+fail+headlines.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OomBSFjAC2U/Tz-eICKAH_I/AAAAAAAAAXs/bAd0bHxYDGs/s400/polish+woman+gets+her+car+stuck+dr+heckle+funny+fail+headlines.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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How many Polish women does it take to...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-7898555908561593552?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/7898555908561593552/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/you-shall-not-pass.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/7898555908561593552?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/7898555908561593552?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/you-shall-not-pass.html" title="You shall not pass!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OomBSFjAC2U/Tz-eICKAH_I/AAAAAAAAAXs/bAd0bHxYDGs/s72-c/polish+woman+gets+her+car+stuck+dr+heckle+funny+fail+headlines.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkcEQH84cSp7ImA9WhRaFk8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-5398952659779371275</id><published>2012-02-18T20:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-18T20:00:01.139-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-18T20:00:01.139-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>No loose women</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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There will be a "tight" inspection upon entry.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-5398952659779371275?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/5398952659779371275/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/no-loose-women.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5398952659779371275?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5398952659779371275?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/no-loose-women.html" title="No loose women" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xXcLq8kuvDA/Tz-d5SFuGhI/AAAAAAAAAXk/Mi0j9kF9yl4/s72-c/no+loose+women+sign+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUUEQXo6eSp7ImA9WhRaFkw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-2700900031732111926</id><published>2012-02-18T17:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-18T17:00:00.411-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-18T17:00:00.411-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>Free Happy Ending</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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My new favorite place to eat...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-2700900031732111926?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/2700900031732111926/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/free-happy-ending.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2700900031732111926?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2700900031732111926?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/free-happy-ending.html" title="Free Happy Ending" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rITZJVCuAlQ/Tz-doKnrNUI/AAAAAAAAAXc/9xrUcLxGFS4/s72-c/free+happy+ending+with+every+new+sandwich+dr+heckle+funny+sign+fails.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEMEQX0_fyp7ImA9WhRaFk0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-4028439060563897485</id><published>2012-02-18T14:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-18T14:00:00.347-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-18T14:00:00.347-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Gross" /><title>The Emperor's New Clothes</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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Eat your heart out, Hans.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4028439060563897485?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/4028439060563897485/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/emperors-new-clothes.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4028439060563897485?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4028439060563897485?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/emperors-new-clothes.html" title="The Emperor's New Clothes" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--YJpBRr6vzs/Tz-dMrNOpTI/AAAAAAAAAXU/78k3DNbM3pA/s72-c/fat+naked+woman+in+transparent+raincoat+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0EEQ3szcCp7ImA9WhRaFUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-2815450169525618461</id><published>2012-02-18T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-18T11:00:02.588-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-18T11:00:02.588-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><title>Tastes like homo</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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Well, how would you know that?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-2815450169525618461?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/2815450169525618461/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/tastes-like-homo.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2815450169525618461?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2815450169525618461?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/02/tastes-like-homo.html" title="Tastes like homo" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-957Ep3h0BWs/Tx-L6qZ21NI/AAAAAAAAACM/XyQzT4o6EpE/s220/my%2Bface%2Bwith%2Bdr%2Bheckle%2Blogo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Zsbvd_9C8ug/Tz-dBPfk_LI/AAAAAAAAAXM/2KTTbZTGs74/s72-c/tastes+like+homo+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>

