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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" gd:etag="W/&quot;D0UEQHc7fip7ImA9WhVbGEs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474</id><updated>2012-06-04T20:00:01.906-07:00</updated><category term="Racist" /><category term="Craigslist" /><category term="Domestic" /><category term="Test Answers" /><category term="Animals" /><category term="Ouch" /><category term="Dogs" /><category term="Guest Heckles" /><category term="Awesome" /><category term="Weird" /><category term="Photoshopped" /><category term="Ironic" /><category term="Dr. Heckle Heckles Himself" /><category term="Politics" /><category term="Celebrity" /><category term="Bad Luck" /><category term="Gross" /><category term="Awards" /><category term="Text Messages" /><category term="WTF" /><category term="Headlines" /><category term="Spam" /><category term="Video" /><category term="Family Friendly" /><category term="Religion" /><category term="Heckle Shop" /><category term="Signs" /><category term="Stories" /><category term="Graphs" /><category term="The Dr.'s Favorites" /><category term="Hecklebook" /><category term="Holiday" /><category term="GIF" /><category term="Creepy" /><category term="Submissions" /><category term="Stand Up Comedy" /><category term="Erotica" /><category term="Car Wrecks" /><category term="Office Humor" /><category term="Google" /><category term="Sponsors" /><category term="Scary" /><category term="Bad Parenting" /><category term="Cats" /><category term="Photobomb" /><category term="Engrish" /><category term="Super Bowl Commercials" /><category term="Question" /><category term="Stupidity" /><category term="Sunday Comedy Showcase" /><category term="Sports" /><category term="Group Heckles" /><category term="Wild" /><category term="Commentard" /><title>Dr. Heckle</title><subtitle type="html">No one is safe...</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.drheckle.net/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false&amp;v=2" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3337</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/drheckle/AEhW" /><feedburner:info xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="drheckle/aehw" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0UEQHc9cCp7ImA9WhVbGEs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-4629572191637318678</id><published>2012-06-04T20:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-04T20:00:01.968-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-04T20:00:01.968-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><title>Gas Station = Hell</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9uFfwMNPQT8/T80OTxEvWqI/AAAAAAAADCw/cXUjtypOL58/s1600/gas+station+sign+says+hell+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="314" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9uFfwMNPQT8/T80OTxEvWqI/AAAAAAAADCw/cXUjtypOL58/s320/gas+station+sign+says+hell+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Sounds about right...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4629572191637318678?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4629572191637318678?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4629572191637318678?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/gas-station-hell.html" title="Gas Station = Hell" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9uFfwMNPQT8/T80OTxEvWqI/AAAAAAAADCw/cXUjtypOL58/s72-c/gas+station+sign+says+hell+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkcEQXo7eyp7ImA9WhVbGEg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-1927833136225149059</id><published>2012-06-04T18:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-04T18:00:00.403-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-04T18:00:00.403-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity" /><title>Homosexuals are gay</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LvgD7fPj35g/T80NzQtXaNI/AAAAAAAADCg/FsPeBC595lU/s1600/homosexuals+are+gay+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="290" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LvgD7fPj35g/T80NzQtXaNI/AAAAAAAADCg/FsPeBC595lU/s320/homosexuals+are+gay+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Son of a bitch! I knew something was up with them...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-1927833136225149059?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/1927833136225149059?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/1927833136225149059?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/homosexuals-are-gay.html" title="Homosexuals are gay" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LvgD7fPj35g/T80NzQtXaNI/AAAAAAAADCg/FsPeBC595lU/s72-c/homosexuals+are+gay+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ck8EQXkzfyp7ImA9WhVbGEg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-538470479481125983</id><published>2012-06-04T16:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-04T16:00:00.787-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-04T16:00:00.787-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Text Messages" /><title>When in doubt, quote Dirty Dancing</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2LC4pM8V7S4/T80NNN9kVvI/AAAAAAAADCY/I7rYVFErcPU/s1600/dirty+dancing+quoted+message+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2LC4pM8V7S4/T80NNN9kVvI/AAAAAAAADCY/I7rYVFErcPU/s1600/dirty+dancing+quoted+message+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Nobody puts Baby in a corner.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-538470479481125983?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/538470479481125983?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/538470479481125983?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/when-in-doubt-quote-dirty-dancing.html" title="When in doubt, quote Dirty Dancing" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2LC4pM8V7S4/T80NNN9kVvI/AAAAAAAADCY/I7rYVFErcPU/s72-c/dirty+dancing+quoted+message+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUEEQX8-eSp7ImA9WhVbGEk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-5804680593308094444</id><published>2012-06-04T14:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-04T14:00:00.151-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-04T14:00:00.151-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><title>WARNING! Do not insert anything you love in this hole.</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H-XceO-aqZI/T80M8HMPpsI/AAAAAAAADCQ/WlXzHxdwSX8/s1600/do+not+insert+anything+you+love+into+this+hole+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="326" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H-XceO-aqZI/T80M8HMPpsI/AAAAAAAADCQ/WlXzHxdwSX8/s400/do+not+insert+anything+you+love+into+this+hole+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Shit, too late... I can't help myself.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-5804680593308094444?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5804680593308094444?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5804680593308094444?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/warning-do-not-insert-anything-you-love.html" title="WARNING! Do not insert anything you love in this hole." /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H-XceO-aqZI/T80M8HMPpsI/AAAAAAAADCQ/WlXzHxdwSX8/s72-c/do+not+insert+anything+you+love+into+this+hole+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkUESHczeCp7ImA9WhVbGE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-7521915669979741225</id><published>2012-06-04T12:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-04T12:30:09.980-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-04T12:30:09.980-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>I Enjoy Vagina</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lxUylfwd6fU/T80MkMrun1I/AAAAAAAADCI/Qb-hAClpeq0/s1600/i+enjoy+vagina+shirt+on+coke+day+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="293" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lxUylfwd6fU/T80MkMrun1I/AAAAAAAADCI/Qb-hAClpeq0/s400/i+enjoy+vagina+shirt+on+coke+day+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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That's how I stay cool... Very refreshing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-7521915669979741225?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/7521915669979741225?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/7521915669979741225?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/i-enjoy-vagina.html" title="I Enjoy Vagina" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lxUylfwd6fU/T80MkMrun1I/AAAAAAAADCI/Qb-hAClpeq0/s72-c/i+enjoy+vagina+shirt+on+coke+day+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkQHSHo-fCp7ImA9WhVbGE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-4627848296040999157</id><published>2012-06-04T11:25:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-04T11:25:39.454-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-04T11:25:39.454-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>These could have gotten me in a lot of trouble</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y3BiKOjB8Xo/T8z9gbwZvfI/AAAAAAAADB4/dgHBw6QEK9I/s1600/these+could+have+gotten+me+into+a+lot+of+trouble+with+my+fiancee+please+check+drier+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y3BiKOjB8Xo/T8z9gbwZvfI/AAAAAAAADB4/dgHBw6QEK9I/s1600/these+could+have+gotten+me+into+a+lot+of+trouble+with+my+fiancee+please+check+drier+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Nice try, buddy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-4627848296040999157?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4627848296040999157?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/4627848296040999157?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/these-could-have-gotten-me-in-lot-of.html" title="These could have gotten me in a lot of trouble" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y3BiKOjB8Xo/T8z9gbwZvfI/AAAAAAAADB4/dgHBw6QEK9I/s72-c/these+could+have+gotten+me+into+a+lot+of+trouble+with+my+fiancee+please+check+drier+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkIFQH4_cSp7ImA9WhVbGE8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-1622310935747423089</id><published>2012-06-04T09:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-04T09:48:31.049-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-04T09:48:31.049-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><title>Protection from the Sun</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a_pwHCiXZvI/T8zmoxKvmiI/AAAAAAAADBo/cnDKSKIWX-U/s1600/women+in+bikinis+with+machine+guns+at+the+beach+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a_pwHCiXZvI/T8zmoxKvmiI/AAAAAAAADBo/cnDKSKIWX-U/s400/women+in+bikinis+with+machine+guns+at+the+beach+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="298" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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If it tries to burn you...shoot the bastard.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-1622310935747423089?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/1622310935747423089?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/1622310935747423089?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/protection-from-sun.html" title="Protection from the Sun" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a_pwHCiXZvI/T8zmoxKvmiI/AAAAAAAADBo/cnDKSKIWX-U/s72-c/women+in+bikinis+with+machine+guns+at+the+beach+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0UEQHwyfip7ImA9WhVbF0o.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-5918166294076255263</id><published>2012-06-03T19:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-03T19:00:01.296-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-03T19:00:01.296-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>A F*cking Grammar Lesson</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mbyCgBOpwNo/T8uSlkZDbZI/AAAAAAAADBY/NAZBU5k0Grg/s1600/fucking+grammar+lesson+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mbyCgBOpwNo/T8uSlkZDbZI/AAAAAAAADBY/NAZBU5k0Grg/s400/fucking+grammar+lesson+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Fuck yeah.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-5918166294076255263?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5918166294076255263?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5918166294076255263?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/fcking-grammar-lesson.html" title="A F*cking Grammar Lesson" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mbyCgBOpwNo/T8uSlkZDbZI/AAAAAAAADBY/NAZBU5k0Grg/s72-c/fucking+grammar+lesson+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkcERXw9fCp7ImA9WhVbF0s.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-2101083957351316268</id><published>2012-06-03T17:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-03T17:00:04.264-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-03T17:00:04.264-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YEHxr5lpByE/T8uK1X7n9_I/AAAAAAAADAo/e9opUE0nzyo/s1600/thank-you-notice2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YEHxr5lpByE/T8uK1X7n9_I/AAAAAAAADAo/e9opUE0nzyo/s320/thank-you-notice2.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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It's always important to involve the authorities in a situation like this.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-2101083957351316268?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2101083957351316268?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2101083957351316268?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/notice-thank-you-for-noticing-this-new.html" title="NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YEHxr5lpByE/T8uK1X7n9_I/AAAAAAAADAo/e9opUE0nzyo/s72-c/thank-you-notice2.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ck8ER3w_eip7ImA9WhVbF0s.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-8980228194442924198</id><published>2012-06-03T15:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-03T15:00:06.242-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-03T15:00:06.242-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Test Answers" /><title>This boy is ugly</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6YRXnMv8BKM/T8uRbZ8nMVI/AAAAAAAADBQ/Z591xzWcLn8/s1600/this+boy+is+ugly+dr+heckle+funny+fail+test+answers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="192" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6YRXnMv8BKM/T8uRbZ8nMVI/AAAAAAAADBQ/Z591xzWcLn8/s320/this+boy+is+ugly+dr+heckle+funny+fail+test+answers.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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You're not exactly a "looker" yourself, Judy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-8980228194442924198?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8980228194442924198?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8980228194442924198?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/this-boy-is-ugly.html" title="This boy is ugly" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6YRXnMv8BKM/T8uRbZ8nMVI/AAAAAAAADBQ/Z591xzWcLn8/s72-c/this+boy+is+ugly+dr+heckle+funny+fail+test+answers.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUEEQ3g4eSp7ImA9WhVbF0g.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-6946085611031744877</id><published>2012-06-03T13:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-03T13:00:02.631-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-03T13:00:02.631-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity" /><title>Who needs a helmet?</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DCBL8VOb-FU/T8uRIQTURdI/AAAAAAAADBI/JHPb0bJuq8s/s1600/man+on+scooter+with+four+huge+bottles+of+water+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DCBL8VOb-FU/T8uRIQTURdI/AAAAAAAADBI/JHPb0bJuq8s/s1600/man+on+scooter+with+four+huge+bottles+of+water+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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He has four five gallon water bottles to break his fall... He'll be okay.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-6946085611031744877?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/6946085611031744877?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/6946085611031744877?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/who-needs-helmet.html" title="Who needs a helmet?" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DCBL8VOb-FU/T8uRIQTURdI/AAAAAAAADBI/JHPb0bJuq8s/s72-c/man+on+scooter+with+four+huge+bottles+of+water+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEMEQX89eSp7ImA9WhVbF0k.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-3943335832663362872</id><published>2012-06-03T11:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-03T11:00:00.161-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-03T11:00:00.161-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity" /><title>We apologize for the unconvinced</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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WE WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE US.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-3943335832663362872?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3943335832663362872?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3943335832663362872?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/we-apologize-for-unconvinced.html" title="We apologize for the unconvinced" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rSLqzfx6JCE/T8uLZ5MWRqI/AAAAAAAADA4/rWqdGHZy65c/s72-c/we+apologize+for+the+unconvinced+dr+heckle+wtf+funny+fail+signs.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0IARXo-eCp7ImA9WhVbF04.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-504754852095325716</id><published>2012-06-03T09:05:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-03T09:05:44.450-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-03T09:05:44.450-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Text Messages" /><title>Wow. None of that happened.</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ejl3iRzRZSA/T8uK9Wc1HWI/AAAAAAAADAw/9P2qj-_1VZM/s1600/the+la+dazzlers+came+and+did+the+bbq+game+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ejl3iRzRZSA/T8uK9Wc1HWI/AAAAAAAADAw/9P2qj-_1VZM/s1600/the+la+dazzlers+came+and+did+the+bbq+game+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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The LA Dazzlers kick ass. I will vouch for that.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-504754852095325716?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/504754852095325716?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/504754852095325716?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/wow-none-of-that-happened.html" title="Wow. None of that happened." /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ejl3iRzRZSA/T8uK9Wc1HWI/AAAAAAAADAw/9P2qj-_1VZM/s72-c/the+la+dazzlers+came+and+did+the+bbq+game+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.png" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEcERHg6cCp7ImA9WhVbFkQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-7299241779038787068</id><published>2012-06-02T21:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-02T21:00:05.618-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-02T21:00:05.618-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><title>Rainbow Bus Club</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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HOW MUCH IS MEMBERSHIP?!?!?!?!?!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-7299241779038787068?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/7299241779038787068?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/7299241779038787068?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/rainbow-bus-club.html" title="Rainbow Bus Club" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tKNr2u9733U/T8pPFqn6UwI/AAAAAAAADAQ/yIOlQDF4Vag/s72-c/rainbow+bus+club+for+straight+men+who+want+to+act+gay+dr+heckle+funny+wtf+fail+pictures.png" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ak8EQHo7fyp7ImA9WhVbFkU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-8480425247721925484</id><published>2012-06-02T19:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-02T19:00:01.407-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-02T19:00:01.407-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Text Messages" /><title>My Dad used to take out his dick and whip me</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LtvjFTGVJsE/T8pO0KGaCwI/AAAAAAAADAI/QkheCz1byJQ/s1600/my+dad+used+to+whip+me+with+his+dick+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LtvjFTGVJsE/T8pO0KGaCwI/AAAAAAAADAI/QkheCz1byJQ/s1600/my+dad+used+to+whip+me+with+his+dick+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Suuuuuure you did...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-8480425247721925484?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8480425247721925484?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8480425247721925484?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/my-dad-used-to-take-out-his-dick-and.html" title="My Dad used to take out his dick and whip me" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LtvjFTGVJsE/T8pO0KGaCwI/AAAAAAAADAI/QkheCz1byJQ/s72-c/my+dad+used+to+whip+me+with+his+dick+dr+heckle+funny+text+messages.png" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0EEQXc6eSp7ImA9WhVbFkU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-6590149312884687896</id><published>2012-06-02T17:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-02T17:00:00.911-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-02T17:00:00.911-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><title>Wet, erotic roller coaster ride</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-huVza8QfKpc/T8pOl2a-5AI/AAAAAAAADAA/7ZKoQf75XoY/s1600/pinching+nipples+while+going+down+water+slide+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-huVza8QfKpc/T8pOl2a-5AI/AAAAAAAADAA/7ZKoQf75XoY/s1600/pinching+nipples+while+going+down+water+slide+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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I'm not sure who's having more fun here...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-6590149312884687896?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/6590149312884687896?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/6590149312884687896?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/wet-erotic-roller-coaster-ride.html" title="Wet, erotic roller coaster ride" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-huVza8QfKpc/T8pOl2a-5AI/AAAAAAAADAA/7ZKoQf75XoY/s72-c/pinching+nipples+while+going+down+water+slide+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.png" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkMEQ304eCp7ImA9WhVbFko.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-6594889853910654849</id><published>2012-06-02T15:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-02T15:00:02.330-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-02T15:00:02.330-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Religion" /><title>OMG Church</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D7kAX7yRCIM/T8pOYDIQdEI/AAAAAAAAC_4/OphgtdmD5hc/s1600/OMG+on+the+side+of+a+church+lord%27s+name+in+vain+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D7kAX7yRCIM/T8pOYDIQdEI/AAAAAAAAC_4/OphgtdmD5hc/s1600/OMG+on+the+side+of+a+church+lord%27s+name+in+vain+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;I think that counts as using the Lord's name in vain...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-6594889853910654849?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/6594889853910654849?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/6594889853910654849?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/omg-church.html" title="OMG Church" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D7kAX7yRCIM/T8pOYDIQdEI/AAAAAAAAC_4/OphgtdmD5hc/s72-c/OMG+on+the+side+of+a+church+lord%27s+name+in+vain+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUUEQX05eip7ImA9WhVbFks.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-3094228714295144542</id><published>2012-06-02T13:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-02T13:00:00.322-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-02T13:00:00.322-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><title>Fast food infant value meal</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Kr4kBV9vjMk/T8pN_R4qeaI/AAAAAAAAC_w/yzMoNci3QZg/s1600/handing+a+baby+out+the+drive+through+window+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Kr4kBV9vjMk/T8pN_R4qeaI/AAAAAAAAC_w/yzMoNci3QZg/s1600/handing+a+baby+out+the+drive+through+window+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpeg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Comes with a super-sized dump in her diaper.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-3094228714295144542?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3094228714295144542?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3094228714295144542?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/fast-food-infant-value-meal.html" title="Fast food infant value meal" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Kr4kBV9vjMk/T8pN_R4qeaI/AAAAAAAAC_w/yzMoNci3QZg/s72-c/handing+a+baby+out+the+drive+through+window+dr+heckle+funny+fail+pictures.jpeg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A04EQ3Y5fSp7ImA9WhVbF04.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-5716768023345435858</id><published>2012-06-02T11:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-03T09:11:42.825-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-03T09:11:42.825-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Video" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sponsors" /><title>Sponsored Video: TomTom's Map Paradise Project</title><content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;center&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://video.unrulymedia.com/wildfire_76035007.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
&lt;P&gt;TomTom is searching for five families or groups of friends to spend two weeks on a tropical island and earn 10,000 euros for mapping it. TomTom's Map Paradise Project will help create five new navigable maps for: Fiji, St. Lucia, Mauritius, Cape Verde, and the Seychelles.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-5716768023345435858?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5716768023345435858?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/5716768023345435858?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/sponsored-video-tomtoms-map-paradise.html" title="Sponsored Video: TomTom's Map Paradise Project" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkcEQXo8fip7ImA9WhVbFks.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-8289583302697136348</id><published>2012-06-02T11:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-02T11:00:00.476-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-02T11:00:00.476-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Text Messages" /><title>I need anal but I can't take one for 15 minutes</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X7n_juh2wdk/T8pNi4IdzgI/AAAAAAAAC_o/T9LKdHeBjfg/s1600/I+need+anal+dr+heckle+funny+auto+correct+text+messages.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X7n_juh2wdk/T8pNi4IdzgI/AAAAAAAAC_o/T9LKdHeBjfg/s1600/I+need+anal+dr+heckle+funny+auto+correct+text+messages.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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You really don't want to do more than every two hours. It will hurt to shit.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-8289583302697136348?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8289583302697136348?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8289583302697136348?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/i-need-anal-but-i-cant-take-one-for-15.html" title="I need anal but I can't take one for 15 minutes" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X7n_juh2wdk/T8pNi4IdzgI/AAAAAAAAC_o/T9LKdHeBjfg/s72-c/I+need+anal+dr+heckle+funny+auto+correct+text+messages.png" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUcFQn0-fCp7ImA9WhVbFkg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-8905277649789886626</id><published>2012-06-02T10:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-02T10:10:13.354-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-02T10:10:13.354-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WTF" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Video" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>Guy on a Buffalo - Episode 1</title><content type="html">&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iJ4T9CQA0UM" width="480"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Epic battle for survival! A can't miss!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-8905277649789886626?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8905277649789886626?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/8905277649789886626?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/guy-on-buffalo-episode-1_02.html" title="Guy on a Buffalo - Episode 1" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/iJ4T9CQA0UM/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0EER309fip7ImA9WhVbFk0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-3738883389836078604</id><published>2012-06-01T21:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-01T21:00:06.366-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-01T21:00:06.366-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity" /><title>Tube Rentals!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NLQjvmzFjlA/T8kXB6On9bI/AAAAAAAAC_c/_ZzSiJlasUY/s1600/tube+rentals+you+are+not+allowed+to+do+anything+that+starts+with+hey+watch+this+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NLQjvmzFjlA/T8kXB6On9bI/AAAAAAAAC_c/_ZzSiJlasUY/s1600/tube+rentals+you+are+not+allowed+to+do+anything+that+starts+with+hey+watch+this+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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UNLESS it involves nudity.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-3738883389836078604?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3738883389836078604?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3738883389836078604?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/tube-rentals.html" title="Tube Rentals!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NLQjvmzFjlA/T8kXB6On9bI/AAAAAAAAC_c/_ZzSiJlasUY/s72-c/tube+rentals+you+are+not+allowed+to+do+anything+that+starts+with+hey+watch+this+dr+heckle+funny+fail+signs.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEMEQ305fCp7ImA9WhVbFk0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-6773279075265340199</id><published>2012-06-01T19:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-01T19:00:02.324-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-01T19:00:02.324-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hecklebook" /><title>What if I wasn't talking about the cookie party?</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UTrjSM6_BzM/T8kWnVurPOI/AAAAAAAAC_U/JQjPCkL9Iu0/s1600/what+if+I+wasn%27t+talking+about+the+cookie+party+dr+heckle+funny+fail+messages.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UTrjSM6_BzM/T8kWnVurPOI/AAAAAAAAC_U/JQjPCkL9Iu0/s1600/what+if+I+wasn%27t+talking+about+the+cookie+party+dr+heckle+funny+fail+messages.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Then she would fall on her back with her legs in the air... I'm sure of it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-6773279075265340199?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/6773279075265340199?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/6773279075265340199?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/what-if-i-wasnt-talking-about-cookie.html" title="What if I wasn't talking about the cookie party?" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UTrjSM6_BzM/T8kWnVurPOI/AAAAAAAAC_U/JQjPCkL9Iu0/s72-c/what+if+I+wasn%27t+talking+about+the+cookie+party+dr+heckle+funny+fail+messages.png" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0UEQ304eyp7ImA9WhVbFUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-3534256259284868562</id><published>2012-06-01T17:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-01T17:00:02.333-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-01T17:00:02.333-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hecklebook" /><title>Sorry for your taco loss, friend</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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Losing tacos screws with your head, man. Especially fish tacos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-3534256259284868562?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3534256259284868562?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/3534256259284868562?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/sorry-for-your-taco-loss-friend.html" title="Sorry for your taco loss, friend" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-diwXdkKM55s/T8kWW8CYK9I/AAAAAAAAC_M/DV_eb02GUhU/s72-c/sorry+about+your+taco+loss+friend+dr+heckle+funny+fail+facebook+status.png" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkcEQ307eip7ImA9WhVbFUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10988474.post-2981618920593995908</id><published>2012-06-01T15:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-06-01T15:00:02.302-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-06-01T15:00:02.302-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hecklebook" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Awesome" /><title>Can you believe my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am?!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
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Next time, answer the door naked.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10988474-2981618920593995908?l=www.drheckle.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2981618920593995908?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10988474/posts/default/2981618920593995908?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.drheckle.net/2012/06/can-you-believe-my-neighbor-knocked-on.html" title="Can you believe my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am?!" /><author><name>Dr. Heckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07943285836234529838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="26" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkXNgQZAgLY/T65-b6587cI/AAAAAAAACP8/TNtGn-jqnS0/s220/Matt%2Bsquinty%2Bpose.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZAs401GxaZ0/T8kP7IP1XXI/AAAAAAAAC_A/Osxm1JxIz_w/s72-c/lucky+for+him+I+was+still+up+playing+drums+dr+heckle+funny+facebook+status.png" height="72" width="72" /></entry></feed>

