PreVerted Cocktail Recipes http://drinks2drink.net/ Paris and Lindsay rave "Mixmaster Pre deals the best pre-arrest pops that you can score outside of a club restroom." cocktails, drinks, recipes, Mixmaster Pre Comedy en Copyright 2008 GalMauro Crime Family johnpatgallagher@aol.com (MixMaster Pre) johnpatgallagher@aol.com http://drinks2drink.net/images_new_design/D2D_100x100.jpghttp://drinks2drink.net/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:27:50 GMT Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:27:50 GMT RSS DreamFeeder v 2.5.2 Dedicated to Noni the Intern who has a very high pressure area coming in from the south, and speeds in excess of a hundred miles an hour. ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/secVu9XQQSI/hurricane.htm Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:26:14 GMT MixMaster Pre humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre, Noni, Intern data:text/plain,manual:1253795270397:2579512224:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/hurricane.htm This punch packs the power of a plethora of pachyderms. 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And also the ability to get higher than unborn-again liberal Liberatarians. ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/3aJlEvuDgCA/limbaugh_rush.htm Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:13:33 GMT Sensei Yo humor, cocktail, Limbaugh, Rush, meds data:text/plain,manual:1249550284029:8885979032156555:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/limbaugh_rush.htm It's open season on Wild Turkey. Lock and load and get loaded some more. Make sure you bag your limit, and not the other way around. ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/qCr4jrburqM/wild_turkey_shooters.htm Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:48:35 GMT MixMaster Pre humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre, turkey manual:1230249029759:5472136370611312:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/wild_turkey_shooters.htm Inspired by the disgusting performance of Billy Bob in the movie Bad Santa, we present an even more disgusting cocktail recipe. ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/9SjbI0XQOeA/bad_santa.htm Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:14:41 GMT MixMaster Pre humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre, Santa, Bad, Billy Bob manual:1228907791394:0:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/bad_santa.htm Pre takes the concept of DIY mixology to a whole new level. 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It's the Witch's Tit! ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/4xyNRWa3Bck/witchs_tit.htm Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:49:03 GMT MixMaster Pre humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre, halloween, witch's, tit manual:1225285031478:168:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/witchs_tit.htm This Conservative Cocktail gives those of us who know we're right just a little more righeousness. And gets us higher than unborn again liberal Liberatarians ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/3aJlEvuDgCA/limbaugh_rush.htm Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:36:21 GMT Yo and Noni humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre, naughty nurse manual:1224844662788:789135120690648:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/limbaugh_rush.htm Remember those childhood fantasies about the School Nurse? And those teenage fantasies about those young delectable student nurses? This cocktail is better because... ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/Bte5PUfSWC8/naughty_nursey.htm Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:30:28 GMT Mixmaster Pre humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre, naughty nurse manual:1224077501671:0:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/naughty_nursey.htm If you are beginning to think really dumb people are doing way better than you, then this cocktail is your equalizer. ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/_NI5lqgrLJQ/brain_drano.htm Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:19:32 GMT Mixmaster Pre humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre manual:1223490224209:9366822795318224:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/brain_drano.htm It is summer. It is watermelon. You know you like big round melons. 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Then moon the world. ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/umnl3JCIHeg/moon_tat.htm Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:36:06 GMT Pre humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre manual:1216215464279:18:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/moon_tat.htm Jane's Jungle Juice is an incredibly potent punch that can eliminate those pesky brain cells which prevent fullout "Chita Level" partying. ]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/drinks2drink/~3/9UPq8XdXPg8/janes_jungle_juice.htm Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:23:21 GMT Pre humor, cocktail recipes, Mixmaster Pre manual:1215602667161:2311348562346066:http://drinks2drink.net/drinks2drink.rss http://drinks2drink.net/recipes/janes_jungle_juice.htm