<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>Untilted</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lenna)</generator><link>http://drlenna.com/</link><item><title>Texts from last night</title><description>317 number: Is this lori&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Jaylen &amp; mikael u know the scum bags livin wit u you need to check your daughters jewlery box in her room they have been stealing jewelry pawning it if your smart u will get rid of them thanks. Shayla&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: If u know how much jewlery is in there ull know what's missing&lt;br /&gt;
Me: This isn't Lori.&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: This is Tammy shaylas mom I'm sending the police to the car lot tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;
Me: This still isn't Lori&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Ok wrong number then if u see jaylen and Michael they got a warrant for putting cigarettes out on ashley&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: I don't know who this is but there in some serious trouble when Brian &amp; her dad get ahold of them if the cops don't find them&lt;br /&gt;
Me: I've never texted you before today. You texted me and I have no idea who you or any of these people are.&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Tammy [redacted] shaylas mom u know who I am jay&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Please leave me alone, I'm not involved in any of this.&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Who is this then and don't lie cus I'll find out&lt;br /&gt;
Me: I got a text from you out of the blue. Where did you even get this number?&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Don't worrie about that just know I know u and I got it from someone u know&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Well, whomever gave you this number gave you the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Ctfu&lt;br /&gt;
Me: That must be a cool slang. I like you, and applaud your use of it.&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Ty&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: If ur smart u will check your jewelry box dumb bitch&lt;br /&gt;
Me: You snap, there are nothing but envelope [ringpops] in the jewelry box! Are you responsible for this, cuz I will find out !&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Jaylen and Adrianna and Michael look into it your letting them stay there they are thiefs&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: He has a warrant for not going to probation and a warrant for putting cigarettes out on my nieces skin&lt;br /&gt;
Me: You think I don't know that? I knew they were thieves the second they moved in. That's why I have secretly been switching the good jewelry with fake stuff. Four steps ahead of them, I just keep them around for the back rubs.&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Good one lmao&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: So this isn't Lori jw wasn't trying to start no trouble just thought u should know&lt;br /&gt;
Me: We good here? Or should we keep going ?	&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Sure&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Ok, in this scenario I will tell you how that no good man your with has been runin around behind your back. I have seen him at the club with shantel and she bean seeing dontel and I know he doesn't know what she's up to. And they have to stay together, because their names rhyme and it's easy for me to remember.&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Or were you saying "sure" to are we good here ?&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: What are u talking about&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Jaylens a man whore he's a cheater Adrianna is cheating on him with paco&lt;br /&gt;
Me: I honestly don't know anymore. You ever feel like You are just not real? Like your just slipping away? That's sort of how I feel right now, and frankly it scares me.&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Wait who is this&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Classic paco.&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Your still texting the wrong person.&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: Lier. I gpsed u bye cops are on there way bye bye&lt;br /&gt;
317 number: U fell for if &lt;br /&gt;
Me: Ohh no! Curse my hubris. For the third time GPS will be my downfall. Well if you think I'm the one stealing the jewelry and swallowing it, you are sadly mistaken, all the cops will find in my butt is poop. And lots of it. Honestly, I have too much poop in my butt.</description><link>http://drlenna.com/post/115948313595</link><guid>http://drlenna.com/post/115948313595</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2015 12:16:49 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
