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		<title>The Pajarita &#8211; Wayward Going Nowhere</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2026 17:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[i had swam through deth to live and I believe that will happen, or does happen, for all of us, yet there is typically a <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/11/01/the-pajarita-wayward-going-nowhere/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  The Pajarita &#8211; Wayward Going Nowhere</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>eKerfuffle</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2026 00:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[at this point ebyke has taken all data except for anal body temp. thus wtf. why hasofyet there not been a modeling if exactness for <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/10/29/ekerfuffle/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  eKerfuffle</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Witty Slogan</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bacardi marty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 17:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a whore. I&#8217;m ok with that. It&#8217;s actually really a thing because it&#8217;s in the dictionary. Went to a political rally and all the <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/10/19/witty-slogan/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Witty Slogan</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>A 140.6 Walks Into A Bar</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/10/12/a-140-6-walks-into-a-bar/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 06:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I set aside what seems to be permanent resident status type work in Colorado for a paid wrenching gig in Kona, Hawaii, for the purposes <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/10/12/a-140-6-walks-into-a-bar/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  A 140.6 Walks Into A Bar</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Brandon McNulty Wins The 2026 World Championship Road Race</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2026 02:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The tangibility for this moment is palpable for so many. I hope he never shaves his mustache and it becomes synonymous with his excellence. He <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/28/brandon-mcnulty-wins-the-2026-world-championship-road-race/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Brandon McNulty Wins The 2026 World Championship Road Race</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Bicycle Repairman WuWei</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/20/bicycle-repairman-wuwei/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 01:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bicycle Advocacy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Everyday is on the spectrum of a gift. For those of us who can enjoy, or be grateful, we should. for those entrapped, let us <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/20/bicycle-repairman-wuwei/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Bicycle Repairman WuWei</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>The Way Out Machine</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/11/the-way-out-machine/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 16:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Destiny has a plan. Maybe you don't.  <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/11/the-way-out-machine/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  The Way Out Machine</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Bicimochileros un Mil</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/09/bicimochileros-un-mil/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 02:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[There are a couple of years left to pull this off. I will raise 100k or more for the purse. Six figures seems respectable. This <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/09/bicimochileros-un-mil/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Bicimochileros un Mil</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Toolbox Wars</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/15/toolbox-wars/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2026 21:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I had been obsessing on the nuance of tool usage for the past 4 years. How I need five types of 5mm hex wrenches for <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/15/toolbox-wars/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Toolbox Wars</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>How to Bleed like a Maven</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/11/how-to-bleed-like-a-maven/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[SRAM Maven Brakes are arguably the best design available for Big Mountain riding, or eBike is a moped riding. However, bleeding the system using SRAM&#8217;s <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/11/how-to-bleed-like-a-maven/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  How to Bleed like a Maven</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Daily Report, August 9, 2026</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/09/daily-report-august-9-2026/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 03:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I have been thick into the dream and as about the daily I am living proof that you can make anything not suck, or suck, <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/09/daily-report-august-9-2026/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Daily Report, August 9, 2026</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Ludo Has a Posse</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/07/31/ludo-has-a-posse/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 05:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Everbody forgets and you can always fuck Jans Kurt be he will never go away. I like to think Ludo was promise wrapped in a <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/07/31/ludo-has-a-posse/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Ludo Has a Posse</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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