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		<title>Brandon McNulty Wins The 2026 World Championship Road Race</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2026 02:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The tangibility for this moment is palpable for so many. I hope he never shaves his mustache and it becomes synonymous with his excellence. He <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/28/brandon-mcnulty-wins-the-2026-world-championship-road-race/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Brandon McNulty Wins The 2026 World Championship Road Race</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Bicycle Repairman WuWei</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 01:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bicycle Advocacy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Everyday is on the spectrum of a gift. For those of us who can enjoy, or be grateful, we should. for those entrapped, let us <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/20/bicycle-repairman-wuwei/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Bicycle Repairman WuWei</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>The Way Out Machine</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/11/the-way-out-machine/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 16:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Destiny has a plan. Maybe you don't.  <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/11/the-way-out-machine/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  The Way Out Machine</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Bicimochileros un Mil</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/09/bicimochileros-un-mil/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 02:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[There are a couple of years left to pull this off. I will raise 100k or more for the purse. Six figures seems respectable. This <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/09/09/bicimochileros-un-mil/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Bicimochileros un Mil</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Toolbox Wars</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/15/toolbox-wars/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2026 21:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I had been obsessing on the nuance of tool usage for the past 4 years. How I need five types of 5mm hex wrenches for <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/15/toolbox-wars/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Toolbox Wars</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>How to Bleed like a Maven</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/11/how-to-bleed-like-a-maven/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bike Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gnome Wanders]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[SRAM Maven Brakes are arguably the best design available for Big Mountain riding, or eBike is a moped riding. However, bleeding the system using SRAM&#8217;s <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/11/how-to-bleed-like-a-maven/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  How to Bleed like a Maven</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Daily Report, August 9, 2026</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/09/daily-report-august-9-2026/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 03:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I have been thick into the dream and as about the daily I am living proof that you can make anything not suck, or suck, <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/08/09/daily-report-august-9-2026/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Daily Report, August 9, 2026</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Ludo Has a Posse</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/07/31/ludo-has-a-posse/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 05:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Doping]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Everbody forgets and you can always fuck Jans Kurt be he will never go away. I like to think Ludo was promise wrapped in a <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/07/31/ludo-has-a-posse/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Ludo Has a Posse</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>The Huerfanós of Coconino</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/07/24/the-epoch-of-coconino/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ferrentino walked in yesterday. He held #30 in his hands. This has happened before. I am not able to understand but the frames/framesets, or bikes <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/07/24/the-epoch-of-coconino/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  The Huerfanós of Coconino</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Spliffs with the Gnome</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/07/15/spliffs-with-the-gnome/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 04:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The bike will be the last thing. I have done nothing but endeavor for the past good many years and I have found love of <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2026/07/15/spliffs-with-the-gnome/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  Spliffs with the Gnome</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>First ride big smile</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2025/11/25/first-ride-big-smile/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Danimal]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2025 08:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I was off work today so unfortunately I wasn&#8217;t sticking it to the man, but it was a good ride none the less. After feeling <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2025/11/25/first-ride-big-smile/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  First ride big smile</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>JHK&#8217;s National Collegiate Title Win of 1999 or maybe 1998</title>
		<link>https://drunkcyclist.com/2025/11/21/jhks-national-collegiate-title-win-of-1999-or-maybe-1998/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gnome]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2025 05:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I had gone all in at that point when JHK toed the line 80 spots ahead of my lottery winning. By &#8220;all in,&#8221; I mean <a class="more-link" href="https://drunkcyclist.com/2025/11/21/jhks-national-collegiate-title-win-of-1999-or-maybe-1998/">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">  JHK&#8217;s National Collegiate Title Win of 1999 or maybe 1998</span><span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
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