She is the girl who brought us the annoying FRIDAY song, she went viral when people weren’t eagerly trying to go viral all the fucking time, where getting 1,000,000 views meant something….

The annoying FRIDAY song was something that replaced “HAPPY FRIDAY”, it was the “HAPPY HUMP DAY” for Friday and instead of being HUGE…she got laughed out of the room. Her song has probably made her millions by now, but she never had that legit career…but she’s still a novelty act, with tits and does things, just many years later.

Anyway, this post is about her belly botton, that is more of a lateral line than a round belly button….and that’s probably a fetish to at least one of you sick fucks…you know a kind of GASH to stick your micro-dick in…

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This was after her leaked nudes showcased her bush in an timeline where everyone had bald pussies.

It led to many jokes about how she is actually part animal….not all human…just a shave her pussy and have it grow back within the hour like Homer Simpson’s beard, or a Kardashian….

Anyway, she was pushing Halloween all year round, pretending to be witch, possibly an actual witch at least based on these pics of her face…

It screams gypsy who comes to eat your children in the woods…..

I guess she’s not into BOTOX and into looking like she’s in her 50s.

At least we have her sister’s self produced porn to get us through these dark times….and the fact that Hudgens is out braless…

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Because the whole word is on OZEMPIC type drugs….but not her, she’s like fuck that….and instead she keeps getting fatter and fatter….

She’s looking like the Fast food line-up, but that would imply she’s not too lazy to get out of her car….or that she’s not to fat to be standing on her own….when clearly she looks like she’s both those things.

Maybe looking like she’s in line buying a bucket of cheese doodles at Walmart, since they don’t have a drive through….but she would probably be spilling over her mobility scooter seat….

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Someone took a screencapture of her hard nipples on her fat set of tits and that must make Katy Perry fnas excited.

Since I have always found Katy Perry a clunky, boring, annoying personality who faked her way into the mainstream and who knew she was a fraud…..the hard nipples don’t cut through my dislike.

I will still look at her hard nipples, because since I was a kid, I’ve loved hard nipples. Probably deep psychological issues from not being breast fed as a baby, all malnourished and looking for a nipple to latch onto well into my old ass life…

Tits has been that constant interest, just not so much Katy Perry tit…even if they may be great tits.

In recent months she has become the first lady of Canada, because she is dating the Prime Minister who was, Justin Trudeau…so using the emergency measures act, we are all forced to jerk off to Katy Perry’s tits now…it’s some totalitarian socialist communist nightmare where our kings live in their 5 million dollar homes with their poptart women with hard nipples as we scramble to afford basic food….

Some people think he is gay, some theatre kid, drama teacher with a limp wrist…and Katy Perry is a gay icon…so it all lines up…

I am not political, I don’t care about any of that shit, it is boring and I don’t understand why everyone is so fucking into politics, like it is their identity….without realizing how boring that is…

We’re supposed to just live our life, looking at tits, letting the politicians sell us out and rip us off….not fighting over politics….

So here are those nips…

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For the longest time, the old lady was able to maintain her lie, whether that was AI, or good angles since she’s a pro, strategic BOTOX or the fact that tits are blinding and erase all the other flaws….

So people just bought into her as a familiar set of tits, who has entertained them since the 90s.

However, she is old, she is fat and there will come a time when the tits don’t erase the flaws, or the TRUTH.

We may not officially be there yet, she has rotted out quite hard enough that the stench makes us vomit….however, it is starting to get a little pungent, like you’ve forgotten part of your lunch under your car seat a few months ago and everytime you get in the car you’re like “what is that smell, did something die in here” but you can’t quite place it.

It’s not OVERPOWERING…but the rot is there….

CHECK IT OUT…

In other news, she did an ASK ME ANYTHING, which she talks about naming her ass, how in love she is with her man, and more importantly her new slutty INCEST shoot with LENI is coming, so you can too….because she is giving you a masturbation challenge now that she’s old and fat.

She still works hard with those tits because a brand called Calzedonia love her tits and so do you.

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Other 50 year olds are getting double Mastectomies and/or are titty sagging like a granny at an Old Folks Home, but Vergara is still cosplaying as a titty model…

Which is important because there aren’t enough whores whoring their tits in the world….NEVER ENOUGH whores whoring their tits really.

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The Russian decide to make it artistic, by doing a bikini reflection picture, which makes it harder to pinpoint her flaws and aging scars…

But, you can still make-out her Russian spy titties that have allowed her to be the pussy to the STARS…

I think she’s lovely, for a prostitute….

Sure, she probably doesn’t consider herself a prostitute, but that’s just a matter of opinion, to the rich, the model agency and their roster of talent is just a directory of by the hour women who have been vetted and look good…

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Her family are modern day terrorists who have destroyed more than one generation of women.

Sure, that’s giving them a lot of credit, when it was really just a timing thing and the general population were obviously ready for it.

But since they generate billions of dollars through their low hanging trash, they are the beacons, the top of the food chains, the TOP DOGS who are literal dogs…

Just a group of uglies who figured out how to make the right noise to compel the retards…

Kylie, the youngest, unless you count Caitlin’s pussy, since it’s still in its infancy….can’t really be blamed for the exploitation and her behaviorial issues from the exploitation….

That doesn’t make her any less terrifying…

However, I can still stare at her social media clown tits.

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There is so much variety when it comes to the classic hosiery.

Some wear mesh thigh highs, other full body suits, there is just so much variety…

Some are older, other younger, some have fat asses, others fat vaginas…

Something for everyone with the versatile classic…

Just be happy these are not some fat genderless gamers who drink too many energy drinks, watch too much anime and who wear women’s clothing in public, waiting for a bus, or in line at Starbucks in front of you….because those are the WORST kind of abuse our friend the fishnet have been through.

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She may think that is a compliment, since cheese fans like the oldest and smelliest of cheeses, but it’s more a reference to the cheese quality I deal with, which is low quality cheese quality, that isn’t some 10,000 dollar wheel of 30 year old parm, but rather a few months old and growing green shit, possibly filled with white worms, CHEEZ WHIZ in my fridge.

ANYWAY….

She’s old as shit, she looks old as shit, and for some insane reason Hollywood cast her to be in the new He-Man movie where she may or may not play SHE-RA the princess of power….but seems to have a pretty significant main role…despite being old as shit.

Apparently, Hollywood doesn’t want us jerking off to 20 year olds anymore, so they feed us 40 somethings…

Apparently, Hollywood think that her cleavage, since she has moderate sized tits, is enough to trigger us into jerking off to her in the new He-Man movie…

Well, if it’s not Dolph Lundgren, I don’t want it.

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There are narcissistic weirdos who fully believe that the AI is them.

They can have the AI write them a novel and they’ll think it’s their masterful work.

They can run their pictures through AI Filters and images and think to themselves that they are as hot as the AI is making them, so the AI isn’t rebuilding them, he’s just amplifying their already hotness.

They are they same people, like Carmen Electra, who have fake tits and think that they have hot tits, monetize the tits, like they are their own tits, when the first set were a 5,000 purchase.

She’s been a fraud her entire career, so selling AI versions of her ass to her loser retard fans, seems far less evil or manipulative than it is, but it is evil and manipulative.

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When Ben Affleck ended up with her and sticking with her as long as he did, I just assumed she was less of a pain in the ass than hot chicks and that he could fuck hot chicks whenever he wanted becasue she was just happy to have him around. One of those fan-girls who let her man do what he wants, whether alcoholism, drugs, new pussy all while maintaining a level of security and normalcy at home. She’s the mom figure that we may all need, but that you only get when you’re Ben Affleck…or other rich dudes who have groupie pussy on their jock.

Anyway, she is now very old, far less hotter than she was at her prime and she has decided to take on the other woman in her man’s life, by chaneling her look, and botox addiction, in this unnecessary swimsuit shoot.

These bitches are so petty and competitive….because of their insecurity.

Garner has been the basic, normal, not hot, everyday mom character…there is no need to strip her down in her 50s, unless she wants to be…you know, trying to give the boners.

If you’re feeling charitable, jerk off to it…

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But as someone who thinks guns are awesome and who thinks that everyone should have a gun, especially if it is your constitutional right, meaning not having a gun makes you a bit of a retard loser….I figure throwing some pussy and titty in with the guns makes sense…

Then there’s the whole libtard tranny blue hair hormonally fucked up weirdos who fear guns and women, who may cum themselves like someone would piss themselves when seeing those two things together.

So really, girls posing with guns is pretty universal….weak flacid losers scared of guns can find it thrilling, as can backyard bomb making hicks who know every gun released by every brand over the last 50 years….

THE POINT IS…TITS make everything better…

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I guess women don’t rot as hard as they used to, because there was a time when 33 was basically 100, and girls who made money being whores in their underwear would have to get real jobs or suicide themselves out of their misery.

Skriver is built different, literally, her father was a biologist homosexual who recruited a lesbian to host his designer baby for him, using his cloning technology, or at least genetic modification technology.

Outside of potential weird cancers, maybe the trade-off is looking alright….

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There is not real season for TANLINES…..

You’d think there was, that summer would be required, but modern tech, beauty products, travel opportunities, make everyday a tanline day, even for those who don’t live in the tropics…

It’s like that “everything is a dildo if you are brave enough” meme, all days are tanline days if you like highlighting the good parts…

Naughty Naughty…

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