In her new Teleflora Super Bowl commercial, Lima gets all dolled up to give the important message about what Valentine’s Day is really about.

Teleflora’s 2012 Super Bowl commercial starring Adriana Lima is both romantic and alluring; with the gorgeous Lima taking center stage as she prepares for a special Valentine’s Day date..

Jerry Seinfeld is back on TV, kinda, in a new series of Acura commericals. The Luxury Honda label is bringing out a killer NSX that makes the old version look like a Hot Wheel. Very Nice.

And Jerry wants one but unfortunately he’s second on the list.  Check out Jerry trying to bump himself up the list to get the car in this new Acura Super Bowl Commercial and all the extended outtakes from the ad.

Jerry Seinfeld is so excited about the new Acura NSX that he will stop at nothing to acquire the very first one. Check out the extended version of Acura’s Super Bowl commercial.

In his ongoing attempts to acquire the very first Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld offers to trade the last living Munchkin to the one person in front of him on the waiting list. Check out more outtakes below.

Outtakes: Attempting to trade his way up to the top of the waiting list for a new Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates the advantages of traveling by zip line to the current holder of the top spot.

In his attempts to get the first Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld tries to persuade the person in front of him on the waiting list to trade by offering to recap a TV show with sock puppets.

Jerry Seinfeld tries to persuade the person at the top of the waiting list for an Acura NSX to trade places by offering to make small talk with the omelet guy for him.

Jerry Seinfeld tries to get the very first Acura NSX by offering a private comedy show to the person in front of him on the waiting list.

Star Wars and Volkswagen team up again, in a way, for their newest Super Bowl commercial titled “Dog Strikes Back,” featuring an overweight pooch who tries to loose weight. Toss in some James Brown and you’re golden, right?

Well that’s not all!  Check it out for the Star Wars aspect which I’m referring to and you’ll get a nice laugh.

I personally like the couch made of bikini babes but I’ll take the Lionel Ritchie blender as well. That sounds sweet.

This year for the big game, the 2012 Chevy Super Bowl commercials features the winner of Chevy’s Route66 competition. Watch Zack Borst’s winning entry as the grad who gets the gift of a new car. This Chevy ad will appear during Super Bowl XLVI. Check out more about Chevy and Super Bowl XLVI at http://www.chevrolet.com/culture.

CareerBuilder.com has created some great ads in the past primarily because they employ chimps. As much as I love to see chimps dressed up as people, my favorite ad from them is still the Lighting Farts in the Cubicle commercial that never aired.

This year for the 2012 Super Bowl, Career Builder has brought back the chimps and I’m excited. Here’s a look at the latest ad.

Awesome Baroness Cosplay via

I suspect a sneaky ad campaign of some kind here.  I mean, seeing the Griswold’s back for a Vacation reunion was fun but just not the real thing.

Now some people think that the Ferris Bueller world might be a bit too complex to make a sequel.   But I think they can do it despite the fact that Ferris is now like 60 years old and has gray hair.  We’ll know soon enough as the reality will be revealed on Super Bowl Sunday (that’s Feb. 5, non-football fans!).

Check out the quick teaser below which is tabbed as a Super Bowl ad. For what, we don’t know. Maybe the Chicago Board of Tourism or Abe Froman finally opened up that chain of restaurants.  The more I think about it the more I think I’m going to be disappointed.

If this is an ad for a hotel chain I’m going to riot.

Here’s an infographic that breaks down all the Super Bowl stats you need to know for the big day including the amount of beer and nachos consumed during the game.  Did you know that 325+ million gallons of beer will be consumed on Super Bowl Sunday? Crazy and I thought we drank too much.

That’s why I kinda gravitate toward the Battlefield series. That and the fact that Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 3 sucks balls.  Talk about your most expensive expansion pack ever. I don’t think they’re even trying to add anything new  to that series now. It’s an exact copy of MW2.

On Battlefield 3 you still get the macho douchebags and stupid kids but overall the team play style of the game makes for a better crowd once you weed out the COD turds.

For instance this week I ran into a real work of art.  He was mad because I blew up his tank with a rocket launcher.  That’s it. Nothing much. Wasn’t bouncing around with a shotgun or spam people with mortars or anything lame like that. Just playing conquest and shooting a tank. Turns out it’s  just enough to turn this guy red in the face and create these sweet exchanges.

Seeing he was a not too bright douchebag, I enjoyed trolling him a bit.  It always amazes me how ignorant and entitled people are sometimes.  I mean, I know there are jerks out there but imagine your kid getting these types of curse-laden messages sent over.

HIM: F$$k U HACKER

Me: am just how am I hacking, genius? Because I killed you? Are you really that stupid?

By this time he rage quits the game because he died.  About 5 minutes later he responds.

HIM: 1 shot my tank C##T your reported

Me: report away genius. i’m not a hacker.  you’re just a complete baby. call the wambulance while you’re at it.

About 5 minutes later he thinks of a solid comeback. Jerk store has already been used so he comes up with this.

HIM: UR S**T NOOB

Me: no, i’m not. you’re just a huge baby. go back to call of duty if you are going to cry every time someone shoots you.  and, just a tip for future life, stop being such a baby. it makes you sound like you’re 13 years old.

About 10 minutes later he chimes back in. At this time it’s just getting annoying but still funny in a sad way.

HIM: srry didnt read ur f*g life story so STFU plz!!! or us a** is block

Me: good lord, are you still crying? feel free to stop crying at any moment.

At this point he’s been gone for well over 15 minutes and I’ve moved on and playing news games. Getting random messages from him was a bit humorous, mostly because I felt he just couldn’t come up with a response that wasn’t a cliche.

I’m not sure what ‘a** is block’ means.  Guess he means he’ll block me so we can’t have these great philosophical moments together. Now how am I going to invite him to my birthday party?

So I took the time to report him on Battlelog, the Battlefield 3 service run by EA and noticed this dude has played 416 hours of this game so far!  The game has only been out since November and he created his account November 30th and has already devoted over 17 solid days to playing the game out of a possible 52.

Wow!  Talk about needing to get a life.  I guess if this dude is so easily set off by little things it’s better he’s on the PS3 playing video games instead of driving a car.  But 17 days!  Seriously!  He’s averaging around 8 hours of gameplay a day! Whaaaa…..!

That’s just sad.

But the good news is that not everyone is a complete idiot.  There are some great peeps out there playing the game and one of them who posts YouTubes by the handle birgirpall created an epic and awesome Battlefield 3 Super Mario-themed video.

Awesome, just awesome.

In a nutshell, it’s pure Government censorship?

Remember when we used to joke at China censoring the web? Well, this is worse.

SOPA is technical stuff you might not think matters to you. But if you use the Internet in any fashion, whether to get news or buy merchandise or just look at pictures or just use Facebook, the way you will do this will be changed forever.

The Government wants to pass new laws to protect online piracy. Unfortunate, the people writing this bill (your politicians) have no idea how the Internet works. It’s like asking your grandad to set up a router and modem for you when you know they barely know how to turn on a computer.

The bill is backed by big money with such Hollywood giants as the movie studio who are wanting to extradite, punish and shut down any site they see is a threat. And the vague law will allow them to do so with little or no proof.

The fate of the world of the Internet shouldn’t rest in the hands of people blindly taking money from big money in Hollywood and the media who are out to create a world of censorship.

This bill, The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), also known as House Bill 3261 or H.R. 3261, is extremely dangerous to our future. It is flat-out the most Orwellian act of politics to surface in our generation and is so evil it makes me cringe that the bill has even gotten this far.

The bill will indirectly shut down sites like Google and Facebook and Tumblr and Twitter. It will force an unjustified responsibility on people who make up your daily blogs and sites. People will begin to serve jail time and be Federally prosecuted for acts of opinion and free speech.

We’re not talking about piracy anymore. We’re talking about the fact that I could face criminal charges for someone’s YouTube video I link to. Think about that. Something I link to. Not even embed or load myself. I could serve jail time and have a criminal record for tossing a link to a funny video of a cat dancing and Universal music claims copywrite for a poster in the background of the video and 3 dozen people face criminal charges.

To put it another way, imagine you are riding in a car with a friend driving and get pulled over for speeding 3 miles over the limit. Now imagine you all get fined and go to jail because it is your responsibility, whether you knew or not, that your friend was speeding. Just because you were in the car, maybe in the backsleep taking a nap, you could be a criminal.

Doesn’t sound right, does it?

SOPA isn’t just about censorship. It’s about the destruction of technological jobs and free speech. But sadly, these will not die with the passage of SOPA. They will just leave the U.S.

I find it sad and disturbing to think that technology and Internet sites will possibly be so scared of doing business in my country that they will move elsewhere. Imagine Facebook and Google being in Canada or Europe. Image our future being stifled so bad that companies like Apple and Microsoft are so burdened with lawsuits and frivolous lawsuits that they can not longer afford to stay in our country.

Several major webites are blacking out their sites in protest of SOPA. I have personally written my Senator in regards to the issue. I hope you will consider similar actions. We are just a small site. We enjoy posting videos and writing goofy opinions and putting up pics with captions but it will be a sad day if for all of us if SOPA passes.

Please, learn more about the bill and be sure talk to your Senator about the situation.

Here is a list of sites that support SOPA.

And here is a list of sites and companies opposed to SOPA.

I’m not sure if the Golden Globes has a category for this but there should be one. Check out the LMFAO/He Man mashup “I’m Sexy and I Know It.”  Good Ole’ Prince Adam never misses a rave!

He-Man is back from his Ghost Rider Shoot and he’s dancing the night away, showing everyone his moves. He’s Sexy and He knows it!!!

Lollipop Chainsaw. Grr, baby, grr!

So what is the Pizza Boomerang?

Well, I’m not really sure even now but I can tell you it’s an epic  tale of a muscular dude who tosses a Pizza Boomerang and it stops people jumping off buildings like they work at a Foxconn factory.

Hey, I need my iPhone and XBox parts….don’t jump!

Anyway, check out this video of an Hispanic Thor tossing around pizza.  It’s epic.

Oh yeah, it’s also highly NSFW.  You’ll know what I mean when the Pizza Boomerang finds the flasher.